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Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 9:08am On Oct 06, 2015
kandiikane:
And here we go again, I just knew what your msg was going to be about just from the first line. Blame the mothers, anything that goes wrong, it's all the mothers fault. Also blame the children in bum shorts, its their fault there is a rise in paedophiles and perverts. I guess since the fathers are running around in clubs like vermins fantasizing about 5years olds dancing at 10pm, we see no one else to blame but the mothers. I am sure, if the fathers were taking that money home instead spending it on drinks and watching babies dance, the mothers won't have to resort to having their children dance infront of grown ass men for money, If at all it is their mothers who got them to do such.

The thing is there was no sudden rise in paedophilia, it has always been there, just that the Internet has been more open to showing cases of it. It's in your blood, the problem here is not children in bum shorts but the perverts and paedophiles in your land.
Someone already blamed the fathers, why didnt you raise your gauntlet then? Is it only the men watching that are to blame? and was there anywhere in my post that I exonorated them? I was also pointing the searchlight on the mothers that if the mothers didnt teach them or send them there then they wouldnt be available for the men to watch in the first place! What the hell? How has this turned into a gender war now? So someone cant talk ab out a certain sex without being labelled? Or are you saying the women have no responsibility in this as well?

@bolded is a lie from the pit of hell, whenever something new comes in the news people ascribe it to more information, internat etc. Bullsh1t! I was attending to a girl two days ago that came with pelvic inflammatory disease(toilet infection)! this is the third child I'm attending to this year! Beford 2005 to date I had only seen two cases of pedophile rape but now it is so rampant! This thing has not always neen there, rape and pedophilia have taken a sudden upsurge, it is on the increase!
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 9:02am On Oct 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
I don't want to believe that a mother will dress up her child and take her to a strip club to be dancing. Habaaaaa.

It must be those children were either kidnapped and turned to sex slaves or their parents are dead

which parent will willingly turn her kid to a money making machine in a vulgar way like this and expose the child to such madness. Ahaaannnnn
I am telling you what I have seen live!
Childrens parties have turned to wh0re auditions!
There was a party i attended on saturday for a one year old, see the way one small girl of 5 was dancing and throwing her hips and opening and closing her legs! And she wore a very short miniskirt and high cowboy boots! And see the way her mother and her mother's friends were hailing her! All the men were shocked silent. I tried to say something and i was told to shut up that the girl is enjoying herself! At the end of the dance she won of course and was given N1000 for her hard work! Whats the difference between that party and this if not for the time and the booze!
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 8:58am On Oct 06, 2015
sparklebug:
Start from this so called kids parties see what mothers allow thier daughters to wear, the provocative dance steps they showcase. I have kids and one thing I know is they thrive on praises. If u praise a child for dancing provocatively She's going to do it the more! I weep for this upcoming generation o! We have slaughtered morals on the altar of civility.
Even if it's an audition, No sane mother should allow her under aged daughter to be on the stage at night, wearing that and twerking! II know some thAt take thier kids out to joints when they go drinking and won't take them home till 12am! Like seriously what values are you imparting on that girl?
Help me ask them o!
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 8:57am On Oct 06, 2015
jayriginal:
[size=18pt]Has anyone bothered to ask what the OP was doing there?[/size]
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 8:56am On Oct 06, 2015
adorable29:
True, some mothers need flogging BUT where is the father in all of this? Or are those kids fatherless! If it takes a whole community to raise a child, then I don't see why the father shouldn't be involved. Their dad is probably also there drinking Gulder and probably even thinking of how to rape his daughters as it is the new trend this days!


Most importantly, MOST OF THOSE MEN IN THAT NIGHT CLUB ARE FATHERS AND YET THEY ARE LETTING THEIR DAUGHTERS AGEMATES ENTERTAIN THEM!

It is though twisted but understandable that this kids are doing it for the money or to put food on their table BUT the men are participating for PURE PLEASURE!

Again I say, IT TAKES A COMMUNITY TO RAISE A CHILD!
I agree with you.
I wasnt putting the blame on the mother alone, someone that posted above me already did that. No sane man would sit in a bar and watch small children dance for him, you can see the environment is an irresponsible one, goodness knows what will happen to the kids after the show! I was only mentioning that the mothers of such children play a role as well! Mothers PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE! You see them in thier houses encouraging thier kids to learn vulgar dance, and shaming those who cant. You see them dressing kids up for parties as if they are mini-prostitutes and wearing them lipstick, a 6yrs old putting on make-up! then they take them to parties and make them dance like they are wh0res! the winner gets a prize! How is that innocent? how is that child-like? Let us curb the problem from the beginning, nip it in the bud, educate our mothers who are closer to the kids than their fathers. Then such kids wouldnt go to places like these where demonic men abound inn the first place. Lets speak the truth!

Haba!
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 8:50am On Oct 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
ehen.even if I wear her bum shorts is that licence for you to be lusting or ogling at a child?

Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed
You are a simpleton.

Thats why you are a single mother in the first place.

Dress the way you ought to be addressed! Avoid putting your child in danger! Then sick minded men wont be attracted to them in the first place! Scratch that, dress them properly so they wont attract the wrong sort of crowd, so they wont grow up with bad morals!

You are the one that has confessed that you dress your child like a prostitute. Ha! I weep for her! cry
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 8:46am On Oct 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Shoroleleyi.

shoro lonjabo ni igboro enu

So a mother who's head is correct will allow the daughter to be dancing half naked. I'm sure the owner of the club is a pedo because if not how will a normal man sit down and ne watching children dance half naked and won't vomit in disgust

Just look at the way adults are wrecking the next generation

efemenaxy over to you
chair lady of pedo affairs come and address the matter

tufiaaaa
shoro lonjabo ni igboro enu
This phrase should apply more to you. You just open your mouth and let the words pour out with the hope they will make sense. Who gave birth to those small children, was it the men? Who brought them to the party and dressed them up, you think an irresponsible man can take care of a 4yrs old and still carry her to a strip joint?

The mothers of those children are there, they would have had an input, I was saying if the problem is nipped in the bud such children wouldnt be seen doing sh!t like this in the first place.

But in your myopic stvpidity you only understood what your men friends do.

for goodness sake let women take a share of the responsibility of something for once! If those children's mother were decent then those children shouldnt be there in the first place!
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 8:30am On Oct 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
in fact ehen.i just taya


even 5mins is justifying their actions on the grounds that their parents allow them wear "inappropriate clothes"
You must be extremely stupid or a stark illiterate. How was I justifying thier actions? Am sure you are one of those ladies who wear thier children bumshorts in the name of fashion and them parade them about like prostitutes so you can be proud of them, ldiot!
Family › Re: Re:slut Walk For Women's Right In Pictures by 5minsmadness: 5:58am On Oct 06, 2015
You notice how it's only UGLY women that go for this slut walk? Why didn't the brunette on her right strip for the slut walk. She looked more attractive.
Family › Re: Advise Needed On Wife's Behaviour by 5minsmadness: 5:55am On Oct 06, 2015
ope30:
for the baby, everytime i do ask her uf am d owber and she always swear that an the owner.
Ah.
If you are asking her everytime if the baby is yours then it means you don't trust her? Doesnt the baby look like you? If you don't trust he this much then why did you marry her? Na wa o.

Abeg do the DNA test then and stop asking such questions. If it is your child and you genuinely love her then forget about anything that happened in the past and start trusting her. What's the reason for the long distance? Can't u bring her to stay with you. Kindly do so and both of you enjoy your marriage instead of all this distrust that will simply lead to an unhappy union. Life is short o, enjoy your marriage!
Family › Re: Advise Needed On Wife's Behaviour by 5minsmadness: 5:49am On Oct 06, 2015
@ope30
Correct bros! I like the way you went straight to the point! Your wife should realise that there are some things you wont tolerate.

Having said so, you should apply a little tact else your wife will start doing things behind your back(like receiving the unknown calls even when u told her to delete it) . Talk to her instead and ask what the relationship is between her and the strange numbers. Since it was a long distance relationship initially it is logical she might have picked up a few male friends while u were away. It will take some time before they realise her status and reduce the calling. I'm not sure it's a good idea to confront the man directly. Your wife might feel highly insulted that you are attacking he friend. But in case you confront him be civil about it. And come back and let us know ow how it went grin
Family › Re: Question For The Men by 5minsmadness: 5:38am On Oct 06, 2015
IYADARA:
Dear men,

It is wrong if you help ur wife with house chores?
No it's not.

? Do u feel comfortable watching ur wife do all d works at home and all u could do is to ask for sex and food after?
No

Can't u help ur wife who works as well to cater for the family...? You both leave in d morning, you even most time get home before her, will it reduce ur ego if u at least try to fix the meal or something else before she comes back?

No

How do u feel when she comes back very tired and goes straight into d kitchen, sweeps, do d dishes, bath ur baby, nursed her to sleep, sometimes washes clothes while trying to fix ur meal and all you could do is to play games or read dead stories, waiting for ur food to be served while she riots..

[b]The man ought to be ashamed of himself. Then again the woman should stop complaining on nairaland and use her God given talent : her mouth. She shouldn't nag but she should start asking for help. Some men don't even know the stress their wives pass through until maybe one day the woman travels and the man has to cater for himself for a while. Another thing to do is to ask indirectly i.e say the clothes are to much and u need a washing machine. Send him on errands, men like to feel they are using their muscles to help with the housework. It's when u ask for effeminate things that they feel it's wrong or not necessary and then they protest. E. G

As you go straight to the kitchen tell him to pls come help do the dishes so you can make his food on time. Hence he feels he is helping you and helping himself. As you bath the baby tell him to help soak the clothes. While soaking it rush to sweep and while sweeping ask him to help wash one or two fabrics that you are coming. It would be easier if u had a washing machine cos you'd just tell him to help you get it started. The way you say it matters. You are a woman, use your tongue well.

If you demand for help it will only cause unnecessary argument and you wind back at square one. Read the book "she stoops to conquer". Many tricks on handling a lazy man in there.[/b]

Little wonder female tend to die faster than dear husband...
This is not true. Men die faster.

Men, I need ur honest contribution, to know if am over reacting
And now you have it.
Family › Re: Can Someone Decode This Statement And Advise by 5minsmadness: 5:24am On Oct 06, 2015
bigheart2013:
"...Nooo..but the man doesn't even know how to F***ck at all....so I don't know why she's crazy about him...." huh huh

Then she realized you're back, cut the phone and came down. You asked her what she was doing upstairs, but she only wanted to know when you came back.
There's a difference between "Nooo..but the man doesn't even know how to F***ck at all....so I don't know why she's crazy about him"

and

"Nooo..but she said the man doesn't even know how to F***ck at all....so I don't know why she's crazy about him"

It's most likely she has fvcked said man before and is reiterating her experience.
Did you marry her as a virgin? Probably she's talking about her ex to a friend. Then again if she's having an affair I doubt she'd be discussing it so openly with a friend on the phone like that given the way you have described her character.

It's most likely an ex she was discussing with a mutual friend.

Then again you can just tell her what you heard and ask why she was so nervous when she was talking to you. Then watch her reaction. Better than thinking of so many scenarios in your mind when the truth might be much more simpler.
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by 5minsmadness: 5:12am On Oct 06, 2015
When our little children were learning twerking and showing it off in children's parties we raised alarm but some overly righteous women told us to be quiet, it's innocent, there's nothing wrong with it. When mothers start wearing small children bum-shorts and we the men cry out we are told to shut up that we are perverts and the children are innocent, there's nothing wrong with it. When u go to a children's party and you see the small kids jerking thier small waists seductively and mimicking lovemaking all in the name of the latest dance and you shout the mothers will say shut up abi u don't want my child to dance and enjoy herself again?.

This is the end result. Who taught them how to dance like this? Shebi it is still innocent? What's the reason for the sudden rise in pedophilia in our environment? No wait na, refer me to your google god that now thinks for you and tell me it's not related.

This is just the beginning. We have let go of our God given common sense and can't think for ourselves what is morally right and wrong. Now small kids are being raped everyday and we are now having night clubs with kids dancing inside instead of sleeping or watching cartoons!

I can bet n1000 that the mother of those kids dancing is in the crowd somewhere watching her kids with pride! Fools!
Family › Re: Help With A Meanig Of Seeing A Dead Father In The Dream by 5minsmadness: 5:02am On Oct 06, 2015
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Christianity Etc › Re: Religion : Evangelism And The Fear Of Apostasy. by 5minsmadness: 9:35am On Oct 05, 2015
hahn:
@bolded, can you point to where I insulted the guy?
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You Insult his God and that which he holds dear. You made jeering remarks. That's what I said. Can u mention where I said you insulted him?
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion : Evangelism And The Fear Of Apostasy. by 5minsmadness: 9:03am On Oct 05, 2015
hahn:
Kolo, seriously? undecided

The verse says god is evil. Not me
No, the verse says God created evil. Two different things entirely and you know it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Religion : Evangelism And The Fear Of Apostasy. by 5minsmadness: 8:33am On Oct 05, 2015
SonOfEl:
the dude said, since God created evil, then he God is evil. so am saying since he (Hahn) can create poo from his body, then he must be poo! ......just following his line of thought.
Lol, missed this.
Bros don't mind them, it's how they behave when they see they have been stumped.

He brought a verse, you explained it well enough, he didn't like the explanation but went on to insult God and make jeering remarks. As soon as you turned his own line of reasoning upon him he called all his supporters to come and heckle you.


These people are not really interested in learning, only on or two that I have noticed can keep up a decent conversation without resorting to jeers and insults. In my opinion I think it's best you ignore them when you think you have made your point the best you can. The moment they start insulting and baiting you then realise YOU HAVE STRUCK A NERVE and they're hurting. After all the furore has died down they themselves will recall thier folly and learn from it.


Hahn calling on all his cronies when he saw he was stuck. Laughable.
Family › Re: My Experience With Naija Rats (photo) by 5minsmadness: 6:17pm On Oct 04, 2015
jomoh:
Are you kidding? The guy just murdered a whole football team, if chelsea had these guys on their team don't you think their fortune could have changed.
Abeg make una mercy Chelsea, the insult is becoming too much
Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by 5minsmadness(op): 4:20pm On Oct 04, 2015
hahn:
Thanks.

Hey y'all, he actually sent N500 grin

I think this pidgin English thing actually pays o. I'm going to work on a pidgin English handbook for tourists. What do you think? tongue
It might actually be a good idea o if well packaged.
Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by 5minsmadness(op): 2:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
hahn:
Yes you have and I've replied you
Done. Thanks!
Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by 5minsmadness(op): 1:29pm On Oct 04, 2015
hahn:
Op, you have not contacted me for my account details o. angry
Yes I have. Check your mail.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by 5minsmadness: 11:52am On Oct 04, 2015
doublewisdom:
Smh for you.
As in.
Am surprised at the number of people who took the post seriously.
No offence but we have a lot of ILLITERATE and semi-illiterate folk on nairaland.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by 5minsmadness: 11:50am On Oct 04, 2015
Mindfulness:
It is neither about the African way nor about the Asian or American way. It is about the Christian way.



Did Jesus not travel among "common people"?

Did Jesus not preach humility?

"For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted."

And did he not say this:

"Then Jesus said to his disciples, "Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven."




The church values humility, altruism, benevolence, charity, forgiveness.
These are the Christian core values.

"Jesus answered, If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."



Once again:

"Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever humbles himself will be exalted."


Read your Bible! Go and sin no more.
He was being sarcastic.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by 5minsmadness: 11:14am On Oct 04, 2015
TrajansKong:
I SAY AGAIN!!

This is not the African Way.
The Pope is wrong. How can we respect him as a man of God if he travels amongst the common people? How can we glorify one who does not glorify himself? He is a messenger of God!! He should reflect God's power accordingly.We do not exalt those on our own level. A true pastor must SHOW he is above us in every way.

The Vatican has billions and BILLIONS in precious metals and stones but this pope does not display any of this for us to admire. If we cannot SEE and admire a man's power and wealth how can we follow him and give unto his glory?

This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. A man of God cannot be humble. He must be mighty as God is mighty.Fly your private jet, Papa Oyedepo! Wear your Rolex, Papa Adeboye. Wear your Armani suits Pastor Daniel! We cannot judge you as we judge ourselves. You are truly men of God. Our spiritual and earthly masters!
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by 5minsmadness: 11:13am On Oct 04, 2015
TrajansKong:
I SAY AGAIN!!

This is not the African Way.
The Pope is wrong. How can we respect him as a man of God if he travels amongst the common people? How can we glorify one who does not glorify himself? He is a messenger of God!! He should reflect God's power accordingly.We do not exalt those on our own level. A true pastor must SHOW he is above us in every way.

The Vatican has billions and BILLIONS in precious metals and stones but this pope does not display any of this for us to admire. If we cannot SEE and admire a man's power and wealth how can we follow him and give unto his glory?

This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. A man of God cannot be humble. He must be mighty as God is mighty.Fly your private jet, Papa Oyedepo! Wear your Rolex, Papa Adeboye. Wear your Armani suits Pastor Daniel! We cannot judge you as we judge ourselves. You are truly men of God. Our spiritual and earthly masters!
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Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by 5minsmadness(op): 8:46am On Oct 04, 2015
hahn:
The format I used in placing the questions will get you the answers you seek from the patients and are ideal if you are talking to people who use pidgin English as their major form of communication.

Op, that 400 go buy 250mb, I don't mind grin. Contact me for my account details. grin

Proudly waffi!

Shuoooooooooooooo undecided huh
Warri boy grin
Please this is a serious issue bros, most of your translations only made me laugh out loud! You tried but pls if it can be more formal. And which one be "feel" and "yarn", where I'm sending it the people no be waffi people o, then fit not understand? You feel me? grin

Modified. I think I can work with this though. Thanks. Give me a moment.
Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by 5minsmadness(op): 7:26am On Oct 04, 2015
ikenigel:
Who has time? Work it out yourself.
According to Einstein "Use your BRAIN, don't keep it IDLE".
There are those on nairaland who have time. If i had time i wouldnt have wasted time pasting it here in the first place.
Thanks for your time.
Education › Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by 5minsmadness(op): 7:20am On Oct 04, 2015
This is not a joke.
I've been cracking my head over this all night and decided to bring it here, mods abeg no vex, it seemed the most appropriate section.
I need someone to convert these questions to pidgin english for me. I will be most grateful for the help and would like to reward such a person in my own very little way by offering a N400 recharge card of any network as a very very small incentive for whoever does it satisfactorily. Pls i need it urgently pls. Thanks.

1. How satisfied are you with the hospital’s opening hours?

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5. How easy was it for you to see the Doctor of your choice

6. How happy are you with the Length of time waiting to check in with Reception to get your card

7. How comfortable are you with the waiting area?

8. How happy are you with the Length of time waiting?

About the practitioner

9. What was your overall satisfaction with this visit to the doctor/nurse?

10. The warmth of the doctor’s greeting to me was...
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25. The opportunity of making compliments or complaints to this hospital about its service and quality of care are...

26. The information provided by this practice on how to prevent illness and stay healthy(e.g alcohol use, health risks of smoking, diet habitsm, etc) are...

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Family › Re: .... by 5minsmadness: 7:40pm On Oct 03, 2015
Ask your dad.

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