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 Family › Re: Help Save Baby Light!!!! by 5minsmadness: 6:15pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
I dunno if this might help. Could be worth checking out. 1 Like 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: Guys What Will Be Your Reaction If Your Babe Sends This To You?? (with Photos) by 5minsmadness: 4:11pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
kingk:Jojoba shampoo cream. |
| Romance › Re: A Picture Of Me & My Girlfriend Rocking Same Outfit by 5minsmadness: 3:51pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
As in you guys wore the same outfit? As in you wore a girl's outfit? Ain't that a little gay? |
| Romance › Re: Can Swallowed Semen Leads To Pregnancy? by 5minsmadness: 3:40pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
SEE ALL DIS ILLITERATES, Una Go school so? Of course it can! Ggrin what happens is that the sperm on entering the mouth if there is wound or cut even very small one the sperm will enter the bloodstream. It will then swim and swim through all the veins until it reaches the ovary veins. It wil now come out and impregnate the ovary or egg and the woman becomes pregnant. Why do you think a lot of girls don't swallow? That's why na! You wear Condom for mouth? U wan get Belle? Shior! ******Takes another puff of janja_weed 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Met Him On Skype And Got Pregnant For Him On 1st Date (with Pixs) by 5minsmadness: 2:38pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
Cc Pickabeau1 |
| Romance › Re: Guys If She Make the first Move for Sex Does It Make Her Cheap Or Bold by 5minsmadness: 9:26am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Fvck her and stop asking stvpid questions  2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Why Are Husbands Aggressive To Their Wives When They Are Financially Unstable? by 5minsmadness: 8:43am On Sep 24, 2015 |
chiibekee:Lol, na money mata na. . The man is the natural provider of the house. He's more or less in charge of finances. When things go broke he can no longer perform his function. This makes him irritable cos deep down he feels he's letting himself and those around him down. He tries to cut back on expenses. He also tries to forget that he's broke. A wife reminds him of these things constantly. She's the one who will ask him for money for soup or hair or remind him that the school fees have not been paid. All these things make him realise his position more and he gets pissed off and irritable. I know of a woman whose father was a drunkard. He would spend all his money drinking. When this woman got married anytime her husband goes into a financial dive it is then she starts asking for money up and down. You see, she felt that whenever money was scarce her husband would spend the little he had drinking instead of putting it into the family way. She was acting up from what her father had done to her mother. The husband doesn't drink but was pissed at why her demands increased everytime he was financially down instead of decreasing. It led to a couple of fights and took some counselling before they both realised what was triggering her behaviour and his responding aggression. If your husband is irritable during lack, bear with him. Reduce your demands or stop outright if u can fend for yourself. We are all human and can't be at our peak performance all the time. Give him space. A good man will know what you are doing and appreciate you for it, even reward you afterwards sef when the going gets better again. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Final Vaseline - Goodbye Nairaland :-( by 5minsmadness: 8:24am On Sep 24, 2015 |
U people are unbelievable This guy has probably committed suicide or has been diagnosed with a terminal disease and knows his end is near. Eggovinmma pls confirm to us that he's alright. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Girl's Right Labia Minoria Is Longer Than The Left One. Help!! by 5minsmadness: 7:09am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Eary:Have you seen it? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Girl's Right Labia Minoria Is Longer Than The Left One. Help!! by 5minsmadness: 6:51am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Eary:. Guy I no wan make them ban me. Lemme look for the pic n sexuality section then I'll refer u. It's a plastic model of different types of vaginas. And yes it tends to grow longer but eventually it will stop. She can have it operated upon if she doesn't like it. |
| Romance › Re: My Girl's Right Labia Minoria Is Longer Than The Left One. Help!! by 5minsmadness: 6:41am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Eary:  Anyway op it's normal. It's not a disease or anything. Some ladies have one labia and even one breast larger than the other. Usually the left. As long as it's not swollen or painful u r good to go. Some ladies do cosmetic surgeries to make it look less long, other ladies leave it like that. Some even attach ring to it There was a pix on nairaland once about different types of labia. If the mods agree I can put it up for u. For education purposes only of course. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: When Guys Say Their Balls Are Heavy by 5minsmadness: 6:35am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Op some guys have "heavy balls" other wise known as "blue balls" when they are sexually aroused but do not engage in the sexual act. It occurs more in virgin boys or those that have abstained from sex for a long time. It happened to me a lot in secondary school. The testes feel heavy, swollen and uncomfortable. In some cases they can be very painful. They remain like that for 20mins up to an hour or sometimes more after which the pain dies down. Google "blue ball" syndrome. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Husband Sleeping With His Brothers Wife Sister (sister-in-law) Is This Ok? by 5minsmadness: 6:30am On Sep 24, 2015 |
jennia:If u r husband is not hiding his adultery from you and your brother in law is aware of it and allowing it, it shows there is something deeply wrong with he story above. Are u Muslim? Is your husband from a polygamous background and told you he would marry more than one wife? Are u two on the verge of breaking up? Are u having problems with his family? These are the only reasons I can think of that will make a sane man tell u he us cheating on u and his brother is aware and in support o. Wether it's his brother's wife's sister has nothing to do with it. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Husband Sleeping With His Brothers Wife Sister (sister-in-law) Is This Ok? by 5minsmadness: 6:25am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Raymondenyi:NO matter what u r going thru it is well with u. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: She's Asking For My Mum's Number by 5minsmadness: 6:24am On Sep 24, 2015 |
So she got admission into Madonna and u think she's being sincere meanwhile she wants to make sure she secures you in a fixed deposit account while she frolics around. You really think when u gain ur own admission u'll still have time for her? Lol |
| Family › Re: Thanks TeHN by 5minsmadness: 7:59pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
dont8:Eh ya  Se hin mouth OP thank God it ended well, would have been really pissed off at u Cutie cute baby guu |
| Family › Re: Why Are Women Always Ungrateful? by 5minsmadness: 11:24am On Sep 23, 2015 |
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| Family › Re: Why Are Women Always Ungrateful? by 5minsmadness: 11:07am On Sep 23, 2015 |
| Family › Re: Why Are Women Always Ungrateful? by 5minsmadness: 10:50am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Shymm3x:Bernie Mac is dead?!?!?!? |
| Family › Re: Serious Issue: What Do You Think? by 5minsmadness: 6:33am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Personal experience : I know a handful of interracial couples. The truth is, the statistics are not good. Your marriage stands a "better" chance with a white dude if you plan on settling abroad. If your intention is to later come back to this country, most times your partner won't want to come with you or if they do they won't stay. White folk are also kind of impatient when it comes to the marriage thing... forget all the romance movies you watch everywhere. They are more likely to divorce you at the drop of a hat. Let me give u a little statistics. The first couple I know :Nigerian dude. African American wife. Messy Divorce after two years. No kids. Second couple. Nigerian dude. Caucasian wife. One kid. She refused to have more and refused to stay in the country longer than 6months. Divorced. Man remarried a Nigerian chic. Third couple. Caucasian dude. Nigerian chic. She wanted more kids. He wanted less. Also he became very possessive/obsessed . Divorced after three years. Fourth couple. Caucasian dude. Nigerian wife. He visited once. Refused to return,lol. Two kids. Separated. Fifth couple. Nigerian dude. Russian wife. Four kids. Doing well. Still going strong. She visits her country once every few years. Sixth couple. Nigerian chic. Caucasian dude. Separated due to sex issues. He became too freaky in bed. No kids. Seventh couple. Nigerian dude. White chic. Doing well. Own a good buisness in the south of Nigeria. Four kids. Eighth couple. White dude. Nigerian chic. Settled in the West. Two kids. Still going strong after eight years. She rarely comes home to naija. Funny enough I think Asians might actually be more tolerant than whites. There is always this culture clash when it comes to marriages from the west and Africa as a whole and it adds extra to the already normal strain that comes with the first few years of marriage. At the end of the day though, I must stress that this is a personal experience. Only you know what you are willing to accept and tolerate. Whatever man you are following be he white black or yellow make sure you find out about all his mannerisms first. Make sure you are getting married out of compatibility/ friendship, not 'love'. Cos when the chips are down its the friendship and compatibility that will cement the relationship together. Love at the early stages of marriage has a tendency to be fleeting. Good hunting. 13 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by 5minsmadness: 12:42am On Sep 23, 2015 |
cococandy:  |
| Romance › Re: Name Something Ladies Can't Go A Week Without by 5minsmadness: 11:33pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
[size=28pt]talking[/size] |
| Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by 5minsmadness: 11:09pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
cococandy:We agree? ****checks outside to see if the world has ended... |
| Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by 5minsmadness: 11:08pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
VICTORIA91:[size=28pt]Why do Ladies NEVER learn  [/size] |
| Family › Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness(op): 1:16pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
edwife:Still searching
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