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Family › Re: A Lesser Evil: A Wife Who Can't Cook Or A Wife Who Can't Manage The Home by 5minsmadness: 3:24am On Sep 22, 2015
You sound intelligent.
What are u doing in this section.
Don't ask me the same question.
Intelligence is not always associated with sanity. cool
Family › Re: Healing Your Broken Relationships by 5minsmadness: 3:17am On Sep 22, 2015
Very insightful post, we'll said!
Family › Re: Diary Of A Mad Single Nigerian Woman. by 5minsmadness: 3:15am On Sep 22, 2015
Timbuktou:
Oga, that is a pseudo-hen, and it's even poisoned sef. You want make I chop wetin go make me purge? angry I have lifted the feathers and checked the yansh and it has been found wanting. grin. Biko, I'll pass on that thing. wink

Family › Re: Diary Of A Mad Single Nigerian Woman. by 5minsmadness: 3:06am On Sep 22, 2015
crackhaus:
You just don't let up, do you? grin

Okay how do you like your local chicken served?
Crispy and crunchy or soft and tender? cheesy
grin
Timbuktou:
Thanks for reconsidering, but I'd rather receive a live hen grin. I want to kill and cook it myself. wink
These two brothers eh grin
Na only two of una know wetin una dey talk ni o.
No let these babes use una take do human torch o, chai! grin
Family › Re: Diary Of A Mad Single Nigerian Woman. by 5minsmadness: 2:59am On Sep 22, 2015
lilmax:
cheesy mad single nigerian women
crackhaus:
mad single nigerian women
cheesy
grin
cheesy
grin
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 2:26am On Sep 22, 2015
kaboninc:
But sweery, I've taken notice of the screenshots you said came from him. Then if you noticed also, you'll see that there was a 6 hour difference between when he told you not to buy the shoes again and when he replied you rudely.

My interest is in his rude reply. I strongly believe that something led to it, either you guys had a fight or something as I do not think he sent that text immediately after the previous ones.
Now you're thinking
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 2:24am On Sep 22, 2015
rapmike:
Really you want advice on thishuh

Okay, okay, let me advise you: Dump the motherfvcker!
Is he working for Dangote or Dantata that he needs Gucci shoes? What kind of 'woman' are you dating?( am sorry for saying that but its usually girls that do such frivolous things). You are a wise and kind lady, don't allow him to manipulate you cos if you do this, you will always have to do stuffs like this for his frivolous wants.
shocked grin
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 2:15am On Sep 22, 2015
kaboninc:
Everyone sounds familiar to you.
NO, just those I'm familiar with.

I already have a good idea who "she" is.
Registered a new moniker to state her problem.

guccidriver93k:
Lol. I'm a regular reader here madam. Just registered to get ideas on how to intelligently solve this issue. I remember you Madame Calloti cheesy
But it doesn't matter really. Anyone can do what they want on an anonymous forum.
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 2:04am On Sep 22, 2015
francizy:
OP, ya bf wan use that shoe go toast another babe.. Probably a senator or governor's daughter... cheesy

Better run for your life!!! grin

Who knows, it's possible your bf is even commenting here.
5minsmadness hafa na?? You sure say no be you?? grin
lipsrsealed cool
No mind the lady.
She modified her post many times. My advice was based on what she originally wrote.
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 2:00am On Sep 22, 2015
Chillisauce:
How you carry know. Na we suppose tell you the size cheesy.
Meanwhile small ones better pass big ones oh.
Make the thing no shift person womb.
Wetin person wan carry oversize do.
shocked
Business › Re: Business Advice Nairaland Pls Check In by 5minsmadness: 1:59am On Sep 22, 2015
zaragal:
Thnx alot.... but ur name tho cheesy
Yeah Yeah, I know smiley
Family › Re: Diary Of A Mad Single Nigerian Woman. by 5minsmadness: 7:01pm On Sep 21, 2015
Esthersblog:
There is a general misconception that every single woman is praying day and night, for a spouse. This is incorrect. Personally, I find myself praying more about my career and bank account balance than I do about a potential life partner.
This isn’t an article about how we don’t need a man or how men aren’t important. Truth be told, men are important and marriage, when done properly, can be a wonderful thing. But I have come to the realization that marriage is a part of life and not life itself. I came to this realization a few years ago. There I was, single and heart broken over another failed relationship when the thought hit me. “What if God, has decided that you won’t get married for another 5 years? Are you really going to spend the next 5 years of your life, throwing pity parties and wondering if the next guy, who says ‘hello’ is the one? Surely, there has to be something more fulfilling to do with your time”. There and then I made my decision to focus on things that were within my control, that i, finishing graduate school, my career, focusing on building my character and other aspects of life.............

Continue Reading: http://www.esther.com.ng/2015/09/diary-of-mad-single-nigerian-woman.html
. The truth is
You girls need a man
You need a. Man to make you feel whole
You need a Man to make you feel complete
You need. a Man to knack that thing as often as possible else you go into depression.
You need a man to make you feel loved.
You need a man to make you feel like a woman
And no matter how hard you deny it
No matter how hard you don't want to admit it
You need a man to make you feel alright, complete, whole.
The reason that you are a frustrated black woman.
Is because you need a man in your life.
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 6:56pm On Sep 21, 2015
Chillisauce:
OP , you are just a desperado.
After all said and done you will buy the gucci shoe.
N'a today?

You are even calling him your husband when he hasn't proposed to you.

Chai.
N'a so to get man hard reach you?
Abeg he is not even your boyfriend.
Get a real boyfriend wey go pet you abeg.
Even if na Chinese man. cheesy
Which country you dey sef. Man no reach Dia.
That won no work o...
Chinese men get small prick o
Business › Re: Business Advice Nairaland Pls Check In by 5minsmadness: 5:42pm On Sep 21, 2015
zaragal:
Lagos surulere
Too bad. Might have gotten u job.
Go for the cotonou option. If you are frugal with your earnings you will make some money.

Go to hospitals during antenatal days. Your baby clothes will sell like fire.
Family › Re: Urgent Advice Needed Please!!!!! by 5minsmadness: 5:37pm On Sep 21, 2015
More fat and confident people. Beauty come first from within!

Family › Re: Urgent Advice Needed Please!!!!! by 5minsmadness: 5:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
linyberry:
thanks guys but I've been exercising ,yet no results please any advice on types of exercises that could help ..thanks..
Hey beautiful.

These people below are fat as well.
It all depends on your self confidence.
Realise that u can chose who your friends are and those whose comments make meaning in your life. You are that important.
Improve on your way of thinking. Realise that you are special and everything else falls into place.

Family › Re: R231 Is Fortyfied, Hurray!!! by 5minsmadness: 5:18pm On Sep 21, 2015
freecocoa:
Kai! Niaja and hiding of age, local man.tongue
Correction, LOCAL-INTERNATIONAL Man.

And besides, I was trying to look out for a brother.
Business › Re: Business Advice Nairaland Pls Check In by 5minsmadness: 5:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
zaragal:
Thnx for ur comment....the problem is


I don't have up to 50k but I heard someone talk abt catangua market and cotonou u don't think does are good places, it's not actually new and starting up wit, it's UK used all dis popularly called "okirika" by my problem is where to sell....or u have a better idea??
I think cotonou is better sha. Others might think otherwise.
You can do collabo na. As in add your money to someone else's get a bigger bale and share the profit when all is sold.
Business › Re: Business Advice Nairaland Pls Check In by 5minsmadness: 5:13pm On Sep 21, 2015
zaragal:
Depends on the cost of service, transportation, feeding expense etc....if it's close to my residence I can work for 35k upward or if the company offers accommodation but if I have to pay transportation then I would appreciate a pay higher but honestly when I get the job I can bargain my pay for now the job is more important wen I get the job den we negotiate the pay base on the company's capacity...thnx for your concern
Where r u based?
Business › Re: Business Advice Nairaland Pls Check In by 5minsmadness: 3:25pm On Sep 21, 2015
zaragal:
I want to start a business like a baby clothing business instead of staying @ home and waiting for a miracle job, I think it's gone if I start something, if it's unsuccessful I gain experience if it is den lucky for me I gain both experience and income.

Now the problem is baby clothes is something I would like to venture in but I need advice on my bearest capital like how much can I use to get children wears, where cn I get them cheaper so I cn sell @ a considerable cheap amount, and where can I sell my friend talked abt hospital but I knw hospitals won't allow one do marketing inside so, I need mature contributions and where I can get OK children wears I don't mind laundering dem to resell. And where to sell... how cn I get a business card or logo....


I jst need advice....pls nairalander
Congratulations on making the decision to empower yourself.

You can start children's clothing business with any capital but u suggest you start with n50k at least.

You can buy from onitsha, Abuja, Lagos. Lagos has better quality. You can also get from across the border or even UK depending on your capital.

Buisness is best when done yourself.
Romance › Re: Was I Dumb Not To 'ravish' Her? by 5minsmadness: 1:31pm On Sep 21, 2015
scribble:
Happened to me when I was a teenager to


Since then na money for hand back for ground

If you pay before you play you can even "BEG for a kiss" if that's the kinda thing that turns you on
grin
Romance › Re: Was I Dumb Not To 'ravish' Her? by 5minsmadness: 1:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
MzRoyalHighness:
learner cheesy
Choi sad
Romance › Re: Was I Dumb Not To 'ravish' Her? by 5minsmadness: 1:27pm On Sep 21, 2015
bestcomrade:
She was a friend I was asking out.She came for a conference in Lagos where I live and asked to stay with me.After church service we went home and slept on same bed.I didn't attempt anything though I felt like doing it.We woke up and I asked for a kiss as were about going out.She refused.As we got to church, I asked that we av lunch together in d afternoon and she said 'yes'.Waited 4 her after service,she came out and informed she's joining her friends at their hotel.I said ok thinking she will come back.She abandoned me all day.After evening service we spoke briefly and she apologised 4 d abandonment and not aving d lunch.Went back home and slept on d side of the bed that she lay on&smelt her lovely perfume.She has since rejected me and abandoned me.Thanks for reading my story.
OP pls don't commit suicide. It happens to everybody once a while.

Next time don't ask for a kiss, Take it.
Romance › Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness(op): 1:24pm On Sep 21, 2015
porozhniy:
the robot roxxy will do for me.
Who's that?
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2015
babythug:
Sorry about that grin
Ba wahala
Family › Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness(op): 1:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dyt:
Appearance: I don't mind colour but seem like I like them dark skin
Skin: manly grin grin
Lips : manly
Height: I dunno in mm but should be 6ft up
Weight: dunno kg but should be slim *licks lips*
Character : romantic and sweet I am very emotional and a drama queen, yes I nag too
Hobbies : all men likes football na grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: from 10 yrs older, I like my young old men kiss
Education: so long he's intelligent, smart and making money in a right way
Sex: if he doesn't know, I weee tish him

Summary
Tall
Slim
Bald
Left handed
Blue eyed * we can work it out*
Rich
And ofcus manners, outspoken and loves God.

Lobatan
grin
Ah!
First person to answer m question cool
MAY THAT MAN KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR TOMORROW IN JESUS NAME! grin
Family › Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness(op): 1:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
edwife:
5minmadness you really funny... cheesy
cool
Hello pretty one!
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
guccidriver93k:
Pls one more thing: after I read the message on the last screenshot, I felt like giving him the insult of his life and walking out. But I also thought of talking a quiet walk out. Which do you think is better?

That young man, for no reason, has really insulted me twice like this before.
Hmmm.
You sound familiar...
Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by 5minsmadness: 1:04pm On Sep 21, 2015
babythug:
She cannot afford it at the moment that is the key issue here!!!
You came late to the party.
It's only now we are getting the full story
Op has modified her post like a zillion times now.
Family › Re: Parent(s) Get In Here; Your Expertise Is Needed by 5minsmadness: 12:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
1. More difficult for first born cos she has to learn how to talk from parents.
2. Easier for the second born etc cos she learns from her big sister who might s still be using simple English terms.
3. Avoid television esp cartoons where they talk too much but say very little.
4. Speak clearly to your child. Also speak simply. Don't talk to the child as if it's an adult.
5. Like dyt said, not all kids develop at the same pace. Some are faster than others in speech development. But if your child isn't making simple sentences after the age of 5(Einstein couldn't talk till he was six) then u might need to consult a speech therapist.
Family › Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness(op): 10:42am On Sep 21, 2015
eleojo23:
Nice specs.
OP, I'm with you on the cartoon part. grin
I don't think I can ever stop watching cartoons. A good animation catches my attention any day!
I simply love cartoons because anything is possible in the cartoon world. You can create anything. No limitations.
My wife will have to like cartoons one way or another. grin
Right ho!
I'm addicted to Walt Disney and DreamWorks productions embarassed Ashamed to say I almost wept during FROZEN embarassed angry

Don't want anyone cramping my style. grin
Family › Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness(op): 10:40am On Sep 21, 2015
AdeniyiA:
Except for the 75kg (i should be able to carry her at any slight opportunity wink) and university graduate (NCE holder is just fine cool),

i guess we have d same specs cool
cool

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