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Family › Re: Name A Place You’ve Had S3x That Is Not The Bedroom by 5minsmadness:
Kitchen
Bathroom
Office
Parlour
Car
Stairway
Road safety office
Wardrobe.
Family › Re: Pics Of The Night by 5minsmadness: 12:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
angry

What has the topic of this thread got to do with its posts? Where are the pics of the night? angry
Family › Re: Is It Ok For A Married Woman To Go Into Buisness With A Single Man? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:10pm On Aug 23, 2015
tearoses:
Already the plans seem skewed
There is nothing firm in place
so to even forget about a love affair and put that to one side, they will eventually fall out becasue of money & how the place is being run
Is she going to be the manager?
Is she going to manage the barbers that the man brings to the business
Is the man even going to be there?
He is better off empoying her as a hairdresser
the man said he wants to partner with married woman so she can help him take care of the business when he's not around.
Family › Re: Is It Ok For A Married Woman To Go Into Buisness With A Single Man? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:07pm On Aug 23, 2015
tearoses:
Its like asking if a married woman can work for a single guy in the office or vice versa.
Many married women work for a man in a one man business, just as many single men work for married women too.

It all depends on the people involved and how they intend to run their business, their motives also the type of people they are before before.

One of my businesses is with a single guy
Nothing untoward has never even popped into my head. Its my money I am interested in cool grin

Hubby and I sat down with him before we even started the biz and we all agreed the terms of the business, so there is no need for misunderstanding or stories later in the day.
He is also someone that we had studied before and had proved himself to be reliable.
So far so good no issues

If the husband is involved and boundrys clearly laid down & homework done well beforehand, I dont see an issue.
Hi tearoses,

the thing is, the husband noticed the woman and the single guy have been chatting a lot on bbm. Nothing incriminating was seen by him sha. And she even told him who the guy was when he asked. A few weeks later she came and told him that the single guy wants to open a beauty saloon with her as a partner. In fact she was going to inspect the shop with him that day and she mentioned it to him in passing and he called her back. When she explained everything the man refused and said he doesnt know the guy well enough. the wife insisted that the guy is a good guy, innocent etc. The woman didnt go to inspect the shop again but she still pesters the husband that she wants to go into buisness with the single guy.
Family › Re: Is It Ok For A Married Woman To Go Into Buisness With A Single Man? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:03pm On Aug 23, 2015
miriamgroove:
how is the man involved in the bizness..
The man is the one bringing the money. He wants to employ barbers then he takes the married woman as his buisness partner (she knows how to make hair). He told the woman not to worry about contributing any money.
Family › Re: Is It Ok For A Married Woman To Go Into Buisness With A Single Man? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:01pm On Aug 23, 2015
taryour:
its called A BUSINESS not a relationship. abi both of them have other plans up in their head ni.
and how will u know if they have other plans?
Family › Re: Is It Ok For A Married Woman To Go Into Buisness With A Single Man? by 5minsmadness(op): 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2015
miriamgroove:
DEPENDS ON THE KIND OR TYPE OF BIZNESS...
It's beauty saloon buisness.
Family › Is It Ok For A Married Woman To Go Into Buisness With A Single Man? by 5minsmadness(op): 4:27pm On Aug 23, 2015
Is it ok for a married woman to go into business with a single guy?
Family › Re: People Are Hypocrites, There Is God Oh by 5minsmadness: 11:36am On Aug 22, 2015
Bet why do some ladies like answering call in the middle of the thing sef? It's very annoying angry
Family › Re: A Lady Said She Was Disvirgined With No Blood Traces by 5minsmadness: 12:20pm On Aug 20, 2015
mutter:
It is really sad for a girl to give up her virginity without it being acknowledged
cry
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:57am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
cause u just went mad...for 5 mins...I talk neat woman and u carry mad woman come
U dey madt? Na u mention mad woman first.
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:36am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
She can't be...if she's mad
Come, why are we talking about mad people? undecided
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:20am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
is she neat in d brain?
Yes.
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:16am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
what makes her mad?...ever seen a neat mad woman?
Yes I have.
For your mind only unkempt women tha roam the streets are mad.
Av seen a well dressed clean madwoman. She has her bath 20times a day cos she thinks if she becomes dirty she will die. She cuts her hands and legs every two or three times a month cos she wants to see if her blood is still red or has become brown. Very neat madwoman. You go sex am?
Family › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:07am On Aug 20, 2015
RobinHez:
I love Jesus! cheesy
So do I cheesy
Family › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:04am On Aug 20, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Hmmm
Abi na lie I talk?
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:02am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
neatness first b4 sex...dirtiness is a major turn off..or do u sex mad women?
If the madwoman is neat will u sex her?
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 7:01am On Aug 20, 2015
tpiander:
i wonder why we still have wars then.
Let's be serious for a moment. If u went to war and the opposing army was filled with sexy women wearing only red bra and pant u will still fight?
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 6:58am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
I prefer white...shows how neat she is
We r talking sex here not neatness.
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 6:55am On Aug 20, 2015
zadok60:
cry
I prefer pink instead
Pink is within the red spectrum so u r still on point cool
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 6:50am On Aug 20, 2015
Cutehector:
Black is more appealing dan red.
R u a cultist? embarassed
Romance › Re: The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 6:49am On Aug 20, 2015
amadice:
I see..
.
. OP I hope some ppl won't go ahead and masturbate after trading this epistle..
It's possible. That is the power of the red pant and bra cool
Family › The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 6:37am On Aug 20, 2015
"But seriously whats the thing with you men and "Red Pant and Bra?" she asked me last night as we engaged in a little tete-a tete.

Over the years this advice has been given to younger women by savvy wiser older women to enable them win back the attention of thier husbands. Modern naive women laugh and ridicule such advice, not knowing they are planning thier own downfall. Or maybe they laugh outwardly but in reality they go back to the privacy of thier own homes and practice it on their husbands unknown to thier earstwhile gullible followers.

So here it is, the reason why you should take the "Wear Red Pant and Bra" thing seriously. It just might save your relationship or even your marriage!

It has been scientifically proven that the colour RED invokes emotions of excitement, arousal and passion. Hence it is used a lot in fashion, secret societies and in instigating the charging of Bulls by matadors in Spain. The colour RED immediately brings life and fervour to a situation; heck, it is the colour of blood which gives life!

Having said this it is well known that a woman in skimpily clad attire will always quicken the heartbeat of any red blooded man. Vile quarrels and bitter hatred, harsh words spoken and punitive silence, all can be brought to an end by the appearance of a sexily clad member of the female species. It is the one thing that calms a man down other than beer.

Now combine these two together : a skimpily attired woman dressed in nothing but a red bra and matching silk red panties... And you have heaven on earth. All quarrels cease. All in differences become insignificant. For in that moment the woman holds the manbeast in the palm of her hands. In that moment her every wish is his to obey.


Never underestimate the power of the Red bra and pant! cool
Romance › The Importance Of The Red Pant And Bra by 5minsmadness(op): 6:26am On Aug 20, 2015
"But seriously whats the thing with you men and "Red Pant and Bra?" she asked me last night as we engaged in a little tete-a tete.

Over the years this advice has been given to younger women by savvy wiser older women to enable them win back the attention of thier husbands. Modern naive women laugh and ridicule such advice, not knowing they are planning thier own downfall. Or maybe they laugh outwardly but in reality they go back to the privacy of thier own homes and practice it on their husbands unknown to thier earstwhile gullible followers.

So here it is, the reason why you should take the "Wear Red Pant and Bra" thing seriously. It just might save your relationship or even your marriage!

It has been scientifically proven that the colour RED invokes emotions of excitement, arousal and passion. Hence it is used a lot in fashion, secret societies and in instigating the charging of Bulls by matadors in Spain. The colour RED immediately brings life and fervour to a situation; heck, it is the colour of blood which gives life!

Having said this it is well known that a woman in skimpily clad attire will always quicken the heartbeat of any red blooded man. Vile quarrels and bitter hatred, harsh words spoken and punitive silence, all can be brought to an end by the appearance of a sexily clad member of the female species. It is the one thing that calms a man down other than beer.

Now combine these two together : a skimpily attired woman dressed in nothing but a red bra and matching silk red panties... And you have heaven on earth. All quarrels cease. All in differences become insignificant. For in that moment the woman holds the manbeast in the palm of her hands. In that moment her every wish is his to obey.


Never underestimate the power of the Red bra and pant!
Family › Re: In Need Of Real Advice ..asap!!! by 5minsmadness: 10:26pm On Aug 19, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Animal. You've started again undecided

one minute you will type like a normal human being another minute you will be typing like a rapeest and woman beater undecided

you nor dey shame. In fact shame on you undecided
jfl

Wetin be "animal" inside the tin again?
The woman wey slap the man for no reason no be animal?
Quiet man marry you put you for house open beer parlour for you, you repay am with denial of sex, humilate am to the point wey he masturbate for yafront u still tell am wedone, com slap am again for buisness centre wey he open for you.


Op take that woman home and buy N50 water cane and finish am for her back and buttocks! Her brain go reset!
Family › Re: In Need Of Real Advice ..asap!!! by 5minsmadness: 10:00pm On Aug 19, 2015
Segedinho:
It might sounds unbelievable but it happened , I have got a friend,a hardworking type who luvs his wife very much.He is cameraman and also sells Dvd plates to supplement it.(no food 4 lazy man) grin . He met and got married to this girl in the church with the help of my church tingy"omo boy no sabi toast ".d wedding was ok and b4 u knew it they had a baby..so along the line, the wife started behaving somehow,denying the husband his obligatory right to have intimate with her to the extent that the man would slot in ponographii and most times selfservix in her presence,and she will belike"yea this is what u need..kip it up"...it has been like this for some months... He didn't border and due to his feelings for his wife,he opened a beer parlour for her atleast to show her that he still care,on this faithful day,he went to her beer parlour and other for some drinks,the wife brought the drinks and he thanked her and rubbed her shoulder romantically atleast to give signal to other customers that this is my wife.. the next thing he received was a loud slap on his face,he didn't do anything and he left the place to avoid further embarrassment ....the man his seeking advice because he his ready to divorce......don't really know what to say that's why I am here....thanks
jfl

He shouldnt divorce her.
She is having leadership issues, doesnt recognise him as the man of the house.
He should wait for her one day with cane.
when she comes home, lock the door and flog the living daylights out of her.
After which he should Bleep her very well.
I assure you her brain will reset.

Thank me later.
Family › Re: I am about to break The Promise I Made Years Ago To My Wife by 5minsmadness: 6:24pm On Aug 19, 2015
No, you should be tied to the vows you made on your wedding day!
Family › The Power Of A Genuine Smile by 5minsmadness(op): 4:25pm On Aug 19, 2015
Anyway I'm walking down the road, having just come out of the bank. I'm irritated and upset because what I went in to do didnt go too well as in Cargo never reach Wharf, and I'm mumbling to myself and trying to see how I can solve the problem logically, who to call, who NOT to call, so many calculations going on in my head. I don't realise I'm talking to myself and a passing shoe-shier thinks I am addressing him and asks me to sit while he polishes my shoes. I don't have anything better to do at that moment and my shoes are actually in need of a shine so I sit down under his umbrella shade and take off my shoes. I begin to make calls as the shoe-shiner polishes away. I make a call to Abuja, another one to Port harcout. Port picks and assures me everything will be alright that I should be a little patient. Abuja doesnt pick his call. I'm getting more irritated by the minute.

The cobbler finishes polishing my shoes and hands them over. I wear them and hand him his fee of N30 and begin to walk away, by now I'm so frazzled I just want to get to a cool place and think.

Suddenly out of the blue this girl arrives, mid-twenties, fair-skinned, her eyes bright, her cheeks painted a bright red colour and her hair dirty orange. she's wearing a white long sleeved T-shirt and over that a yellow short-sleeved one. Her skirt looks like it has been deliberately plastered with dirt and her shoes might be different colours. She jingles the cup in her hand and I immediately recognise her as a rag-day student.

But it is her smile that elicited this write-up. Unbridled, unchained, undemanding smile. Completely innocent and full of joyous rendering. Even though she seemed to be asking me for something it was more like she was the one giving me something, something that money could not give. All the stress left my body in an instant, all the irritability disappeared like dew in the early morning sun, and i found myself smiling at this total stranger.

Her smile widened. "Good afternoon sir, please help the nigerian student"

"At this time of the day, isn;t your rag-day over?" I asked. i wasn't interested in her reply, I just wanted to feast my eyes on that smile for as long as possible.

As if in response to my wishes the smile widened and ecstacy overwhelmed me. She said something i can't remember. i was completely enveloped in that smile of hers. I drank from it like a man strranded in the desert drinks from a water hole he just found. I dipped my hand into my wallet and pulled out a note with a couple of zeroes and gave it to her. She positively grinned now.

"Thank you sir!" She squealed and was off.

"No, thank you." I said under my breath.

As I resumed my steps I realised things werent so bad after all. I walked more lightly with a spring in my steps. A smile had giving me the relief that a delayed alert hadnt.
Family › Re: HILLARIOUS !!!:Husband And Wife Bet With Joystick And Kittycat Respectively by 5minsmadness: 1:42pm On Aug 19, 2015
Why not bet Pro-sex instead undecided

If my team wins I get to do any style I want on you and vice -versa.
Sounds more fun to me that way.
Family › Re: Hilarious Convo Between A Son And His Mum On Whatsapp Last Night by 5minsmadness: 12:16pm On Aug 19, 2015
This na fake conversation jo, the guy made it up.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 5minsmadness: 9:43pm On Aug 18, 2015
lezz:
The detective prowess of thesonofmark has lured you into vain stupidity.
As in, I'm the same with dragonking or I'm the same with lezz huh
Is that guy another Franci... moniker?

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