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![]() What has the topic of this thread got to do with its posts? Where are the pics of the night? ![]() |
tearoses:the man said he wants to partner with married woman so she can help him take care of the business when he's not around. |
tearoses:Hi tearoses, the thing is, the husband noticed the woman and the single guy have been chatting a lot on bbm. Nothing incriminating was seen by him sha. And she even told him who the guy was when he asked. A few weeks later she came and told him that the single guy wants to open a beauty saloon with her as a partner. In fact she was going to inspect the shop with him that day and she mentioned it to him in passing and he called her back. When she explained everything the man refused and said he doesnt know the guy well enough. the wife insisted that the guy is a good guy, innocent etc. The woman didnt go to inspect the shop again but she still pesters the husband that she wants to go into buisness with the single guy. |
miriamgroove:The man is the one bringing the money. He wants to employ barbers then he takes the married woman as his buisness partner (she knows how to make hair). He told the woman not to worry about contributing any money. |
taryour:and how will u know if they have other plans? |
miriamgroove:It's beauty saloon buisness. |
Is it ok for a married woman to go into business with a single guy? |
Bet why do some ladies like answering call in the middle of the thing sef? It's very annoying ![]() |
mutter: |
donholy28:U dey madt? Na u mention mad woman first. |
donholy28:Come, why are we talking about mad people? ![]() |
donholy28:Yes. |
donholy28:Yes I have. For your mind only unkempt women tha roam the streets are mad. Av seen a well dressed clean madwoman. She has her bath 20times a day cos she thinks if she becomes dirty she will die. She cuts her hands and legs every two or three times a month cos she wants to see if her blood is still red or has become brown. Very neat madwoman. You go sex am? |
RobinHez:So do I ![]() |
lagmostkuit:Abi na lie I talk? |
donholy28:If the madwoman is neat will u sex her? |
tpiander:Let's be serious for a moment. If u went to war and the opposing army was filled with sexy women wearing only red bra and pant u will still fight? |
donholy28:We r talking sex here not neatness. |
zadok60:Pink is within the red spectrum so u r still on point ![]() |
Cutehector:R u a cultist? ![]() |
amadice:It's possible. That is the power of the red pant and bra ![]() |
"But seriously whats the thing with you men and "Red Pant and Bra?" she asked me last night as we engaged in a little tete-a tete. Over the years this advice has been given to younger women by savvy wiser older women to enable them win back the attention of thier husbands. Modern naive women laugh and ridicule such advice, not knowing they are planning thier own downfall. Or maybe they laugh outwardly but in reality they go back to the privacy of thier own homes and practice it on their husbands unknown to thier earstwhile gullible followers. So here it is, the reason why you should take the "Wear Red Pant and Bra" thing seriously. It just might save your relationship or even your marriage! It has been scientifically proven that the colour RED invokes emotions of excitement, arousal and passion. Hence it is used a lot in fashion, secret societies and in instigating the charging of Bulls by matadors in Spain. The colour RED immediately brings life and fervour to a situation; heck, it is the colour of blood which gives life! Having said this it is well known that a woman in skimpily clad attire will always quicken the heartbeat of any red blooded man. Vile quarrels and bitter hatred, harsh words spoken and punitive silence, all can be brought to an end by the appearance of a sexily clad member of the female species. It is the one thing that calms a man down other than beer. Now combine these two together : a skimpily attired woman dressed in nothing but a red bra and matching silk red panties... And you have heaven on earth. All quarrels cease. All in differences become insignificant. For in that moment the woman holds the manbeast in the palm of her hands. In that moment her every wish is his to obey. Never underestimate the power of the Red bra and pant! ![]() |
"But seriously whats the thing with you men and "Red Pant and Bra?" she asked me last night as we engaged in a little tete-a tete. Over the years this advice has been given to younger women by savvy wiser older women to enable them win back the attention of thier husbands. Modern naive women laugh and ridicule such advice, not knowing they are planning thier own downfall. Or maybe they laugh outwardly but in reality they go back to the privacy of thier own homes and practice it on their husbands unknown to thier earstwhile gullible followers. So here it is, the reason why you should take the "Wear Red Pant and Bra" thing seriously. It just might save your relationship or even your marriage! It has been scientifically proven that the colour RED invokes emotions of excitement, arousal and passion. Hence it is used a lot in fashion, secret societies and in instigating the charging of Bulls by matadors in Spain. The colour RED immediately brings life and fervour to a situation; heck, it is the colour of blood which gives life! Having said this it is well known that a woman in skimpily clad attire will always quicken the heartbeat of any red blooded man. Vile quarrels and bitter hatred, harsh words spoken and punitive silence, all can be brought to an end by the appearance of a sexily clad member of the female species. It is the one thing that calms a man down other than beer. Now combine these two together : a skimpily attired woman dressed in nothing but a red bra and matching silk red panties... And you have heaven on earth. All quarrels cease. All in differences become insignificant. For in that moment the woman holds the manbeast in the palm of her hands. In that moment her every wish is his to obey. Never underestimate the power of the Red bra and pant! |
SAMBARRY:jfl Wetin be "animal" inside the tin again? The woman wey slap the man for no reason no be animal? Quiet man marry you put you for house open beer parlour for you, you repay am with denial of sex, humilate am to the point wey he masturbate for yafront u still tell am wedone, com slap am again for buisness centre wey he open for you. Op take that woman home and buy N50 water cane and finish am for her back and buttocks! Her brain go reset! |
Segedinho:jfl He shouldnt divorce her. She is having leadership issues, doesnt recognise him as the man of the house. He should wait for her one day with cane. when she comes home, lock the door and flog the living daylights out of her. After which he should Bleep her very well. I assure you her brain will reset. Thank me later. |
No, you should be tied to the vows you made on your wedding day! |
Anyway I'm walking down the road, having just come out of the bank. I'm irritated and upset because what I went in to do didnt go too well as in Cargo never reach Wharf, and I'm mumbling to myself and trying to see how I can solve the problem logically, who to call, who NOT to call, so many calculations going on in my head. I don't realise I'm talking to myself and a passing shoe-shier thinks I am addressing him and asks me to sit while he polishes my shoes. I don't have anything better to do at that moment and my shoes are actually in need of a shine so I sit down under his umbrella shade and take off my shoes. I begin to make calls as the shoe-shiner polishes away. I make a call to Abuja, another one to Port harcout. Port picks and assures me everything will be alright that I should be a little patient. Abuja doesnt pick his call. I'm getting more irritated by the minute. The cobbler finishes polishing my shoes and hands them over. I wear them and hand him his fee of N30 and begin to walk away, by now I'm so frazzled I just want to get to a cool place and think. Suddenly out of the blue this girl arrives, mid-twenties, fair-skinned, her eyes bright, her cheeks painted a bright red colour and her hair dirty orange. she's wearing a white long sleeved T-shirt and over that a yellow short-sleeved one. Her skirt looks like it has been deliberately plastered with dirt and her shoes might be different colours. She jingles the cup in her hand and I immediately recognise her as a rag-day student. But it is her smile that elicited this write-up. Unbridled, unchained, undemanding smile. Completely innocent and full of joyous rendering. Even though she seemed to be asking me for something it was more like she was the one giving me something, something that money could not give. All the stress left my body in an instant, all the irritability disappeared like dew in the early morning sun, and i found myself smiling at this total stranger. Her smile widened. "Good afternoon sir, please help the nigerian student" "At this time of the day, isn;t your rag-day over?" I asked. i wasn't interested in her reply, I just wanted to feast my eyes on that smile for as long as possible. As if in response to my wishes the smile widened and ecstacy overwhelmed me. She said something i can't remember. i was completely enveloped in that smile of hers. I drank from it like a man strranded in the desert drinks from a water hole he just found. I dipped my hand into my wallet and pulled out a note with a couple of zeroes and gave it to her. She positively grinned now. "Thank you sir!" She squealed and was off. "No, thank you." I said under my breath. As I resumed my steps I realised things werent so bad after all. I walked more lightly with a spring in my steps. A smile had giving me the relief that a delayed alert hadnt. |
Why not bet Pro-sex instead ![]() If my team wins I get to do any style I want on you and vice -versa. Sounds more fun to me that way. |
This na fake conversation jo, the guy made it up. |
lezz:As in, I'm the same with dragonking or I'm the same with lezz ![]() Is that guy another Franci... moniker? |
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