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MegMich:
Really

Have u seen any recent ones?

What attributes would you like her to have?

Mine would be:

Appearance: Ebony black
Skin: Smooth, soft.
Lips : average but we'll curved (I'm a pathological kisser )
Height: 1.60m just a shade below my eye level
Weight: 75kg (I like a woman with meat on her bones)
Dressing : Decent. But it deeper life(no offeinse )
Homeliness: can cook local dishes very well, takes pride in cooking for her man.
Character : Gentle, no sharp mouth.
Hobbies : Likes movies and can follow me to watch cartoons
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: three to 5years my junior.
Education: University graduate.
Outlook on life: traditional, not feminist.
Brains: Intelligent but not confrontational.
Sex: "Exotic"

You can build yours


Cc lalasticlala

But... But this doesn't make any sense

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SeverusSnape:
Different strokes for different folks. I for one wouldn't do the same. I'll make sure she doesn't know that I saw her.

OK cool.
I like your self control.
Similar thing happened to me. It took me some seconds to even believe what I was seeing and then she ran inside, her butt wiggling behind her.
We laughed it off and are still good friends till today.


Op don't fret. It's no biggie.

falconey:
the did has been done......they didn't take anything from you, all your parts are still there.

Move on, about the friendship its up to you. To the niggas I'm sure they didn't plan it and they were as shocked as you

Thank you sir.

SeverusSnape:
Hey, Not everyone is like you, What they did was wrong, simple!... As a gentleman, when you mistakenly come across a lady's nakedness_, You should withdraw your eyes immediately except she's your lawfully wedded wife or sex partner.

Standing ovation for you sir. Well said.
Now back in the real world...

A guy(scratch that) GUYS come across a nak_ed lady as they turn the corner. The first thing they wil do is LOOK. it's not shit that they will turn away immediately. Some might even gawk sef esp if it's someone they know and have been admiring. It's only after that first glance that they'll look away. Am sure the guys didn't continue staring as she started screaming. They would have excused themselves or looked away but that doesn't take away the fact that the first glance will engrave her nak_ed form in their minds.

They came across a rare and beautiful sight. It's thier privilege to stare even a little.

SeverusSnape:
Aipete2, That school of yours need to be sued. Why would the bathroom be locked?... By the way, Your male friends are foolish perverts, They had no reason to stand there looking at you in your naked state. This is really bad. I don't see why males should be permitted into a female hostel.

Nigga r u gay?
Nairaland sha
Why can't we say the truth for once.

Guys had no reason to stand looking at a nak_ed hot chic having her bath


Isokay oh, don't bite my head off, I know you would have averted your eyes immediately.

Shior.

It happened a lot when we were in hostel.

Don't worry about it. We guys will fantasize about your nak_ed body for a while but soon will forget about it. Esp when we see another hot body. You can continue to be friends with the guy, no biggie. He might try to hit on you but I assure you he already had it in mind before he saw you nak_ed.


Dot let it worry you.

#goodolddays
#greatestuniben
#greatesthallonebabes

It prevents against blue-ball syndrome.

Is female genital mutilation still carried out? I doubt it. Maybe in some remote areas in the north.

taryour:
said it all.....

Seconded.
Women have a way of making men push the envelope. It's not as if they aren't appreciative it's just that they'd rather not show it in your presence. In front of you they tell u you're not doing enough but behind you they are praying fervently for you. It's same in all women but in varying degrees. It's just the way the world is.

Daresh:
Like I said earlier, na una sabi the kain hungry women you hang with. I do not expect my husband to do EVERYTHING for me. God gave me hands to hustle for myself. I am grateful when he pays school fees, I say thank you when he gives money for housekeeping. I say thank you and I appreciate you when I go on vacation and because I know what my husband makes, I know somethings are unattainable for now. I will not ask for an X5 when I see he drives a CRV. I won't ask for a trip to the seychelles when I know we have to pay rent. If you marry a stupid woman na you know. Not all women are ungrateful!

You don't have to be insulting to pass your message across.

She can be my Rapist anyday

Thank you for speaking out JeffferyJamez!


And for all d Boyz who copy it, you'all niggaz are so gay!

johnydon22:

It is outstanding the level of lunacy religions can induce on their members, sometimes this one simple fact of bright minds being turned into simpletons because of beliefs saddens me.

[b]The world is bustling with colour and majesty, beauty and wonder and outstanding chaotic phenomenons as well as serene calmness surround the world and the universe at large and from this [size=18pt]one can be left in awe about the mystery the universe presents.[/size]

We can only be pushed by this wonder and awe to strive to know the workings of this wonders, the fabrics that makes this beauties glow and answers it can give us. This to me is the only way one can truly appreciate the beauty, diversity and wonders of the universe for what it really is. [/b]

Haha nice try!

So you admit the universe holds mysteries? Wonders upon wonders!

hahn:
You must be referring to 5minsmadness.

Thank you for inviting me to this thread
This is EXACTLY what I was talking about.
You atheists are a Sad lot.
Instead of admiring the beauty of this creation. You are here "bursting the myth in the picture".
Who asked u to burst it? Why not admire the awesomeness of nature for what it is?
You are so fixated in disproving God that you have no time to enjoy the wonders of nature, the beauty of creation. It's to go up and down bursting myths and doing your best to render ordinary the things that should naturally fill you with a sense of joy and euphoria. 'Amazing' is just another scientific explanation for you. What a bleak lot!


Wouldn't wanna be ya for anything Your view on life is most pitiful

cupid4ig:
i went to the pool to chill and relax a bit before my Chelsea match and i noticed a movement near the steam bath tube. At first I thought it was just a lizard. I removed my cloths and went to the bathroom to take a shower (the bathroom is just opposite the steam tube) only to see this fierce looking alligator standing there ready to attack me. to be frank i knew i wasn't as fast as Usain Bolt, but my bothers this evening i ran faster than him lol . so i called my people and we ganged up and kill it

How do you know the reptile was ready to attack you?

Btw that's not an alligator. It's a monitor lizard.

Hi Kimoni.
I figured out who you are.
Your old moniker was quite popular.
B...

Thanks oga Roy.

freecocoa:
The punishment wouldn't be for baring of b00bz, it will be for causing a disturbance.

Really? Not strict enough? So corporal punishment is allowed?

I'm a full supporter of corporal punishment for kids and adults alike when the need calls for it. The world has grown spoilt from adult children who have no responsibilities and behave like kids . Why flash your boobZ at a religious events. What happened to the moral rights of those people who DO NOT WANT TO see the boobZ. They should be given a hundred lashes each let's see if they'll repeat it at another function. Spoilt brats.

Gaze upon the beauty of GOD's creation,
Gaze upon the awesomeness of GOD's Power.
He who controls all of nature to HIs imagination
He who directs the wind and the Sea before him to cower!

Mighty is HIS name who creates such marvels for the eye to see
Mighty is HE who colours beyond colours, who tames the mighty Sea!

All GLORY and HOnour Be unto The LORd MOST HIGH!
Such beauty of the Ocean man cannot deny

An inspiration to all who see it
Except for those who cannot look beyond thier noses
A MArvel for those who gaze upon it
Except for envy filled people who hurl invectives at moses!

the parting of the seas is but nothing for HE who can part water from water
The calming of the storm but nothing to He who seperates liquid brother from brother

Even gravity bows in awe at this awesome event
For MIghty Is GOD who blesses us with this wondrous moment!

freecocoa:
5minsmadness, this is laughable, I'm almost surprised to read this from you.

frank317:
Of course I am bitter and frustrated, that's why I am an atheist while u are plain dumb that's why u are a Christian. Settled.

Wow! Very mature response, I was actually expecting more. I'm very proud of you man

frank317:
Oh!!!!!

You are just dumb. No wonder u are a Christian

And you are just bitter and frustrated. No wonder you are an atheist.

johnydon22:
Left to people like this humans would still be thinking that:

Hurricanes are as a result of the God neptune being pissed off

because they would rather cling to such ludicrously retarding convictions than employ scientific explanations as a result of careful study of the subject.

This is why i maintain faith is a dishonest position because it deals on stoic conviction which makes it unable to throw out falsehoods when evidence against them comes along which is exactly what the op wants us to do...

forget the scientific explanation and subscribe to his idiotic conviction...

Na wa o, this thing pain you no be small
Let me explain abeg, maybe it will pull you out of this foaming fit you put yourself in.

Horizontal sedimentation is well known e.g oil not mixing with water or salt water lying below freshwater. However vertical sedimentation is virtually non existent except in the gulf of Alaska where this beautiful phenomenon of nature is set in full display.

This is me acknowledging a scientific background to the above phenomenon. My point was atheists cannot view this work of art with the same awe a Christian would. Everything is mundane to you guys. This picture went viral two years ago and the only thing atheists could do was quickly explain it away 'before anyone ascribes this to a God". While people were admiring the beauty of the pic atheists were busy trying to dispute it. Atheists can't see anything in awe cause they have no higher authority to be in awe of. And that is a sad state of existence to be in!


That was what I set out to do with this post. And none of you could acknowledge the scientific part of the post, you just quickly went on an anti-god tirade .


Calm down, your science is still valid!

freecocoa:
Whatever happened to jail time or being fined?.

Not strict enough. Besides have they committed any actual crime by baring thier brrreessts in public?

freecocoa:
I see you, holy holy.

You are right, they didn't have to go there to cause trouble with their b00bz, I don't agree that flogging is the appropriate form of punishment though.

I have said it before, you are a wucked man.

I'm interested in what you would deem "appropriate punishment" for women who flashed thier melons in public.

coogar:
why won't i laugh?
why would feminists go to[b] an islamic event [/b]to flash their b00bz?
you know how muslims take their religion seriously....if a man had done the same, they woulda probably
taken his head off. the ladies should be happy they only got punched and kicked.

Bwahahaha

menesheh:
I now see that some nairalander in religion section do enjoy atheist's arguments and comebacks thus the reasons for mentioning them in stuffs unconnected with the idea of atheism.

What's atheism gat to do with some amazing phenomena around the world.

Just look above you and find out. They have started hurling vitriol all over the place. Like I said, Instead of them to appreciate the beauty for what it is, they'd rather start a fight over it. I even hinted that I had read about it by mentioning 'vertical sedimentation' and giving examples of liquid bodies like salt water and freshwater, and oil and water mix, but they didnt see that, they were too busy trying to prove to themselves that another ignorant christian was thinking it was magic that created this phenomenon and went all out to quickly prove thier atheist stand. Bwahahaha

They just proved me right, theyd rather fight/prove than admire!