₦airaland Forum

365naira:
I really want to be one of the cases of Covid, i am writing in anticipation that this virua will locate me, I really want die one way or the other, please Covid see me here, come carry my breath away i am tired of waking up the next day.

That is your choice but upon millions way to die even just within seconds, na covid19 you dey wait? Lagoon dey o, snipers dey o, rope dey o, electric socket no dey your room? You can even locate the nearest zoo in your area ,just jump into lion cage, with that, you do well...... Stinking attention seeker


An average nigerians are right now an angry people, so to say everyone no matter how rich or poor you are must have one or two things he or she's battling with so , coming to social media to announce how you are ready to die you think will earn you what exactly? You better get yourself together and face your challenges and don't let it defeat you.


We all shall pull through, this present situation, we go win oo.

malcom1X:
Try NTA na

no try am ,na die o . Some times I wonder if those people in nta or lemme say the DGs nta are just brain dead with no any creativity. That channel remain the same till eternity with the same shows , graphics and documentary.



Those people can show the same program 20 times in a day

Skepticus:


I don't know whether to be happy or sad for them.

As ugly and racists as Chinese are, they are probably better than the angry set of Nigerians they are going to face.

You are right but no place like home . Freedom is everything, No more paper search and arrest again .



Welcome home but please submit yourselves totally for quarantine.

ODJ123:

*Husband give him wife 2 million to start business, she give her ex the money, he use am play bet9ja, ticket cut.*

*Na the matter we dey settle since morning.*

isoright

So many cases to settle, naija don tire person sef . Covid19 patient impregnate nurse , we still dey on top the matter even though the elders has postponed it till 5 market days

[quote author= post=90066004]Husband talk say nothing do him wife.

Wife talk say nothing do am.

But some busybody youths that have nothing going on for them in life or are too busy to engage in something meaningful in life are insisting that na husband beat wife and give am black eye.

Youths that are supposed to be busy on how to find vaccine to fight Coronavirus.
OR
go in pairs or dozens into deep forest with ankle lenght boots, cutlasses and hoes, sticks, cutting down trees, roots, leaves and tree barks and turning the forest upside down to cook one kin strong ogbonge herbal concoction to cure Coronavirus and make history in the world becoming multi-billionaires in dollars, but for wia!
See dem....Na Bam Bam and her boo be dem topic of discussion!
Tueeh

Naija youths, which way?!



Lol
Na dem, see youths wey suppose enter bush vow say dem no go ever come out lailai, if dem no find find the cure to Corona!
But for wia, na aproko be dem way.
Boys for dat matter!

Inside life [/quote] [b]Youths that are supposed to be busy on how to find vaccine to fight Coronavirus.
OR
go in pairs or dozens into deep forest with ankle lenght boots, cutlasses and hoes, sticks, cutting down trees, roots, leaves and tree barks and turning the forest upside down to cook one kin strong ogbonge herbal concoction to cure Coronavirus and make history in the world becoming multi-billionaires in dollars, but for wia! Manna I swear ,your matter don tire me

...."You feels like booking their airline tickets" the purpose of her employment is manifesting, congrats to the airline. Only God will know how many people in your shoe.



Very professional hostesse

Emmanuelhector:
The clown above must be from brown roof region.. They are lazy and wants everyone else to be lazy and be an ass licker just like they are licking Jubrin's old sagged scrotum.

Must you quote every Tom ,dick and Harry with insult and tribalistic comment? At least be civil.


Nice one Tansi.

NigeriaB:
Nigeria is a beautiful country with a beautiful God, plus;

Beautiful and gorgeous women

Beautiful opportunities if only you can see beyond where you are rite now.

So, provided I have money ,I stay in Nigeria my country and enjoy all its splendor.

They will soon come and tag you hypocrite for saying the obvious truth , they only appreciate and give you 1million like if you can praise forign country.

isthatso:
Every citizen has the power to arrest, it’s called citizen’s arrest and it is empowered by law.

You dey mind that hater.

Beautyaddy:
Liar!

Most of those so-called living large Nigerians go abroad not only for vacation but for medical needs and education.

Things they know that the shithole Nigeria cannot offer them.

What Nigeria offers them is free Corruption with taxes, accountability and transparency.

You have every right to your opinion bro. I know many big men that hate the insinuation of traveling abroad.

J111333:
It's not just about wielding guns, sniping involves more mathematical calculations than shootings and it takes specialized training for a sniper to work efficiently without a spotter.

I too know set of people , why not get a gun and move to war front to use your mathematics formula

You even try to quote that senseless and meaningless post

GodPunishBiafra:
Why don't you just channel your frustration, hatred and bitterness to your white slave master in Rome. Aka pope
Will our black ass ever become a pope?

One thing I detest about you people is your extremism and hypocrisy.
For instance, before posting your senseless comment, you swore that you're a Muslim. You think they're just words abi?

To say that you believe in Allah...

When some things later start hunting some of you down in the future, you won't remember that it is your stupîdity and hypocrisy that caused it.

Get a life boy!

Nairaland is not your fatherland. The owner of Nairaland has chosen to allow it to be the way it is. If you're not okay with it, GET THE FK OFF!

Kuns84:
You refer to our country as hellfire? How so

A country that many are still living large and never even thinking of leaving but only to just go on vacation and reture to their businesses is what he or she is referring to as hellfire. Well am not surprise, he might be living in hellfire personally.

OmoDavido:
Save more and start processing your Canada visa.

Jaapaa out of this country by all means.

not every have this japa mentality bro.

flyingpig:
Na your type go quick jump out from your husband deek and sit on another deek because he "ain't ready to do all you want"

Olosho will always look for more accomplish i don't take their lots serious.

HarunaWest:
Help me ask him ooo..how can man be talking of discolouration on his chest for God sake when no be gay. If na woman now, i for undertand cos they always use the mirror...I cant even remember when last checked my chest for anything, wetin concern Agbero with Overload.

na for here I know sey person dey check chest , shaa lemme goan check mine too

Temithorpe28:
Dear lord,
My sincere birthday wish is that you should please keep this evil pandemic far away from me, from my family, from all nairalanders and their families. And that you should forgive our sins and heal all our nations.

Lastly please heal all those have already contacted the disease, protect all our health workers and comfort all those who have lost their loved ones, job and sanity to this virus...



yours faithfully,
Temmy

Amen, happy birthday to you, long life and prosperity.

NwaNimo1:
I hope farmers are busy replenishing and not on lockdown.......or starvation loading.

It's hight time we all see ourselves as a potential farmer, even if it your back yard, plant something. We don't know what the future holds for for this nation in coming year.

2020, bad year for the world, worst year for Iran.



RIP to the dead.

Otunba fowosere

Tsolutionifede:
Fake, fake, fake, rubbish, rubbish

Strol down to yaba and hug some neibour there or kindly take a football to Onikan stadium , your teammates are there waiting for you to play 5 aside.



You go learn !

onadana:
Bro wait and see...fake ones will soon flood the market.

Exactly my fear

noakchukibadan:
Hmmmmm, I have done most things, for 8 years , I do not think she has apologized more than 3 times on any issue. Like I said I have prayed, and fasted. I have cried, and begged.

now I understand. See bro, with what you said here , you are making her stronger,stop crying and begging pls.

No matter what , I hate divorce advice reason why I so much like this piece of advice here.


Op look no further, you are good to go here. Don't divorce pls , consider your kids. May God help you.

bukatyne:
You realize that the error is all yours for not choosing well.

For that, you are half way there.

You mentioned that you married in the Church: brother you know that except adultery and I will say abuse, you can't divorce your wife.

You have tried counseling, reporting her to family etc. etc. and it has not worked.

Now, I want you to try changing your reaction to her attitude. You have been married long enough to 'predict' her actions/inactions.

She forgot your birthday, fine. Celebrate yourself. Go out with the kids, go out with your friends etc.

She tries to keep malice, apologize and move on.

I know it is hard, it is abnormal even however you need to build a shield in your heart so that her attitude doesn't get to you anymore.

Don't beg or cajole her to 'change' or 'be better' or whatever: you are telling her that she has power over you.

Thank God finances are not a thing: treat your self, go on vacations, do the certifications or courses you wanted to. Channel your emotions into the things you have always wanted to do, pick up new hobbies, go to gym and workout youf frustrations etc.

And prayers work: if not for her to change, for you to be whole mentally and emotionally.

It is well.

Darato:
What about Danfo? Since this lockdown the ones in my area are still packing people like sardine oh

Those sardines are the reasons the cases are skyrocketing every day.

Tetrahedron:
Where are the 12 Chinese super- doctors!!!

Abi are they ONLY for Abba Kyari and Asorock?

Instead of bringing good doctors from CUBA our own black skin people, they went to China

What kain of cows are in govt?

Relax bro, Cuba too have their own handful



Anyone can flex muscle but we are in this together, may God help.

I can see some unruly set of people making insensitive comments,joking or mocking kano State in this situation,the earlier they understand that we are in this together,the better.



God please ,heal Osun state, heal Nigeria and the world entirely.

tysontim:
If they are begging Tinubu then they have a chance, cus without the SW support igbos won't get the presidency

This is one thing a typical Igbo hate to hear . I actually agreed with someone above that said Igbos are not political astute, tell me what can stop Yoruba,Igbo and SS president if there is true alliance between SW ,SE and SS? But a typical Igbo are very happy shouting and screaming yorubas are betrayal .


Well, I just hate the fact that, there is no how you will talk about these regions politics without sounding tribal.

jlinkd78:
This brainless bunch. Self determination agitation already cemented. Real Igbos are not interested in your presidency.

If you must be fateful to yourself in this country today, you ll know that Igbo deserves to be president but what about set of people like you? Yoruba and hausa ll continue to support their own but can't say the same with your lots that doesn't want it in the first place.


Scattering the work of majority from your room.

yyba:
are you a member of IPOB ? just asking for a friend.

his moniker is enough for you to ignore him

Egbami 68 people don waka

Myself, all my fellow nairalanders and our families by his grace,we won't lose anyone in this pandemic war.

bunmioguns:
Hehe.... come be like say he dey dance gbese in the third pic

...and in that same picture you quoted, look at the guy behind, can these people actually do without carrying sword even American movies , where you see different mordern tech guns, robbots HIs and all, you will see them with that type of sword