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homeboy205:
I truly pray for peace

We don't want such things cumrade

onome247:
Pls wot toks corolla can I get wit dat budget

You won't get 03-07 (bolt Corolla) toks on that budget.

buygala:
So says an ASUU frustrated student cum BMW workshop apprentice... Of all things you had to learn to do, it had to be learning to fix such wretchedness .

ASUU strike has frustrated you into being a non-academic student.. Apprenticing in a mango-tree BMW workshop has added to the frustration.. Sun and rain dey nak you steady ontop learning how to fix nonsense moto

So I can understand why you feel some kind of kinsmanship with the suicidal OP... Life must be really hard for you.. . I don't blame you tho, because I would surely be suicidal too if I were in your shoes ..

Be strong bro.. Or just commit your suicide alone and stop looking for a suicide partner in the op who has a family to live for.

Woto woto.

Amypriti:
Good morning

Pls need assistance with my Acura mdx 2008

Anytime I start the car to drive and accelerate... It doesn't pick up quickly. It becomes slow no matter how hard I press down. Then after few seconds it picks up with force.
My technician told me it's fuel pump which has been changed but the issue still persists

Pls need assistance on WHT the cause would be and how to get it rectified

Thank you!

Scan your car first.

homeboy205:
I pray for peace

Cumrade be guided

sniperwolf:
I had same problem with my Accord until I changed my kick-starter. Change your kickstarter and you will be fine

Check this too but before replacing the starter, does it turn over when the engine is hot?

If it doesn't, then the starter may be your problem.

hothead:
2008 MDX, Been having issues with my battery terminal. It makes my battery so hot and run down and makes car refuse to start until it is cold..

They said its the alternator but I don't see the battery lights on at dashboard..

Any one had this issue b4?

Replace the ground wire.

It corrodes internally on some cars.

Also consider replacing other grounding cables after inspecting them.

AA

stanfy:
You dey call Nurey?
Na powerbike them dey talk o no be Okada for forest things

AH! This early morning?
Wait make I collect change.

OP, no smoke anything wey @nurey go give you oo.

Meanwhile, since you are already doing circles round a field, try introducing obstacles so you master braking and maneuvers.

Never get too comfortable.

At this stage, do not, I repeat, do not ride to impress anyone.

Ride to stay alive for now.

Keep the speed low.

Reject that okada spirit. Yes, that one telling to sandwich yourself in-between two vehicles or in between a vehicle and another hard surface.

Reject that okada spirit that will tell you that you can make it through a small gap just in time.

Na Igbobi e go carry you go oo.

The best N4.8m you would ever spend.
Low mileage.
Airbags intact.

If dollar go up, price go go up oo.

If e come down, e no dey follow come down oo.

N3,100,000

homeboy205:
Omo this thread Dey make me laugh like kilode,

Many revelations…

BIG men throwing BIG BIG JABS….

I pray for peace sha

Cumrade, don't mention peace here again.

Jamal64:
Brake calliper screw stuck …

Told you to check your brake caliper.

Did you replace or did you service?

I hope you refreshed the brake fluid while working on the caliper.

SpeedRacer:
Just here to give testament to the wonders of supertech 0w20
Just changed my oil at 11k plus kilometers [ car is from Canada] and I had minimal oil loss .
,
I try to do 6k miles around 10k kilometers but this sapa economy is really taking its toll.

Which car is this?

HeavenlyBang:
Forgot to update this thread but I also have an FX now, by the way. Fantastic workhorse and relieves the Merc of some burdens.

Now on my radar. Watch your back or front or side.

I will be coming from all angles.

That's a Catholic bishop and not a pastor.

OP, do not post rubbish headlines.

Still available

Nathphil:
Those bumps are so annoying, is it legal for bumps to be on federal roads.

It is not. And it's about time those who instal them are arrested.

Reference:
Exactly.
These bumps wear out vehicles, reduces the lifespan of the roads themselves and in cases leads to the very accidents they are meant to prevent.

There are a lot of things too complex for the black man to enjoy and road use is one of them. If only we could simply read and understand, simple signage and markings would suffice.

Oil dey your head. Very simple.

Icartaway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUN_yhQMwD4

A man was seen dislodging a road bump with a sledge hammer. He said it is not appropriate to put bumps on any road.

He said roads are meant to ease movement, if there is any obstacle on the road, it is no longer considered a road

That's a good man right there.

Only local governments and other authorized state or federal agencies have the right to construct bumps on public roads.

Nigerians take laws into their own hands and think it's the right thing to do .

Some roads have been severely defaced and spoilt by bumps.

Airforce road in pH now experiences traffic because of two useless bumps installed there.

Put a speed limit on roads, equip police with speed cameras and make money for the state or federal government if overspeeding is a concern.

And not inconvenience other road users.

Quest7777:
...

Lol!
The man has a valid point. But it is quite possible the bump was constructed after a speeding vehicle knocked down someone there, though the bump looks unprofessionally done.

That does not make the bump a right decision.

Roads are meant for cars. Pedestrians should learn how to cross roads and not blame cars for their misfortune

henrymor:
Is Acura MDX a nice ride too?

Better than those mentioned earlier.
Just requires a bit more maintenance.
It uses timing belt which needs to be changed when due.
The transmission oil requires change after every 40k miles.

Same with the differential and transfer case oil.

Engine oil is same frequency with the Toyotas.

You may wish to avoid the trim with the magnetic shocks. It can be converted to normal shocks though.

Creamypie:
4liters(1gallon) drives for 24 miles(approx 40 kms) on highway. Then 17 miles(28kms) within city driving, which is 1 lit re per 10km/ 1 liter per 7 kms respectively. Its very ok

Na wetin oyibo advertise.

In reality, it is way below that

dicksonadams:

PhD student. I see you.

diportivo:
u wan buy

u see video that's clearly not for the advertised vehicle

u didn't go to inspect o.....u say they are packaging another car for u

nigba to jepe, due diligence le fun yin lati se....awon werey gbogbo

seller dey receive money down from customers ontop motor wey dem never see physically.i never see where after buyer receive motor,dem come here come lament....na 3m motor he wan come use take scam una??

eyin t'ori yin ti daru l'adugbo yi wo 3m if we patiently count walahii

awon ope.......awon olobe

N3,100,000 noni

if e too much,civic dey for u

Civic wey them pack connecting rod and metal with paper noni.

That one no reach N2m.

Ravenna:
From 3m?!

100k for baranda. Try and keep up.

buygala:
The wotowoto dey go round

Op just carry insef by insef land inside potopoto

Very soon, one silly somebody, while trying to further expand the Ministry of vawulence, go open thread say "Gazzuzz what's the source of your henjin oyel"

Don't go through the corners.

Shame the shameless.

Mention names abi them dey feed you?

The vultures are gathering.

GAZZUZZ:
With the big Bible yes

He no dey sell clean title again?

GAZZUZZ:
my beer parlor brother not at all, just a misconception fueled by jealousy hate and sadly from my recent discovery betrayal for reasons best know to him.

Frenemies things.

Igbo si na onye na alo onye kariri ya anya ne ekiri ya ekiri.

"He who is envious of his superior is merely admiring him".

buygala:
You need to shut up Sir

Some things are not capable of being defended without the defender sounding stupidd. This thread is one of them..Go find another thread to ass-lick on


As for those attacking op while hiding behind alternate monikers, man up and participate in the violence with your main monikers .... Op isn't feeding any of you, is he?

Come out with your full chest so that op can do an accurate roll-call of all men seeking his downfall ... Help him to be more accurate in the haters' roll-call that he has already started

Its not like he needs much help falling down sef, with all the weyrey moto wey e don dey post recently .... He continues this way for another month, there will be no difference between him and those Greggng and Waleco guys

Shut up sir. Ewu Gambia.

Motor you no buy. Parts, you no sell but you dey here dey find trouble.

Getat.

Na N3,100,000

If e pain you, gbawaa door.