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honeric01, that was obviously a maths error. It should be 70 percent.

Any way, which irrelevant company is GLO? What's their market share here? like 0.001%? I don't know a single person who uses their services so please lay off. Nigeria has an extremely hostile business climate, and who the heck wants to throw money in that hell hole?

Wait till Ghana's national coffers starts filling up with oil money and we'll bulldoze down those greasy fried chicken outlets along with your crooked banks & ATMs.

Only 30% of Nigerians in Ghana are here legally and productive members of society. The remaining 90% are lazy and merely in search of ways to con their way through life. Stop thumping your chests because of fried chicken outlets and sorry banks. Name a single Nigerian telecom company in Ghana? Bitches, the least your ill-gotten wealth can do is open up fried chicken outlets. Most of your small businesses in Ghana are cocaine money laundering fronts.

ghana must goal!

Ghana has not played well in this tournament. With that in mind, we just need to continue with our strategy -- score a single goal and then sit back to defend. After all the aim of football is to SCORE and win the game any way possible. Nobody said it had to be pretty. I've got my flag and fridge stocked with Star beer. Go Stars!

It's his fault. He needs to ejaculate deeper into the woman to get a son. This is because the "male" sperm are not good swimmers, so they can't beat the "female" sperm to fertilize the egg. That is just nature's way of ensuring the continuity of our species, and why females outnumber males in the world.

"When will Nigerians take over Nigeria?",


Hahahaha, classic!

Yes, Nairaland is a good and informative board. That's why I'm here, so please don't ever tell me again to go to Cediland.

Wow, looks like I'm late for the party but let me end the thread like this:

F*CK all you Ghana haters. Nigeria, we are your rulers now bitches!

You will continue to provide us cheap oil on easy terms, and love it!

You will pay $350K to open your stores at Makola, and beg us to take even more.

We will put up all kinds of trade barriers, but your businesses will line up (with $350K+ in hand) ready to relocate and kiss our royal buttocks.

We will shit all over ECOWAS, and you'll scurry around to pick up our golden shit (no kidding, Ghana shit IS made of gold).

But in the end, our leaders are just looking out for our interests. Don't take it personally.

Nigeria, your priorities are seriously out of order. Each day I log on to nairaland, and I'm amazed about the lack of a single major national policy/business breakthrough, to provide or improve BASIC infrastructure for the masses. Instead, I read about delusional goals such as turning some backyard State into Dubai, and Six Flags amusement park.

Sorry, I have to say this -- your leaders are RETARDED!

What does "Tinapa" really mean in any Nigerian language? Pardon my stupid question but I'm just curious. The only "Tinapa" we know in Ghana comes in cans and smothered in tomato sauce like this:

http://stores.xnicstore.com/catalog/AAF001.CANNED%20MEAT.jpg

In the Philippines, it's smoked fish like these,

http://www.filipino-food-lovers.com/site-images/tinapa/tinapa.jpg
http://www.filipino-food-lovers.com/site-images/tinapa/tinapa_rack.jpg
http://www.filipino-food-lovers.com/site-images/tinapa/tinapa_grill.jpg

Coca-Cola Concentrate NG, welcome to Ghana, Akwaaba!

The population of Nigeria, higher than any other African country, is about what? 120 million? So you'd think a much touted amusement park, herald as the new face of tourism, would be crowded and lively.

So once again, where are the visitors? Forget visitors, where have all the children gone to? Are there no kids in Naija to enjoy the Tinapa water rides?

Wow! Quincy, your itinerary sounds hot!, and it's quite affordable. I was born, raised and live in Ghana (70% of the year), but I have not gone to some of those places. Most of my life is spent in Accra metro or my parental village. May be I should get on your fun tour.

Hey, 116K Naira is not much in Ghana. I know you Nigerians have deep pockets, so bring your money down and spread the wealth while enjoying a fun evening on Princess Dodi.

In a bid to fully harness their potentials into productive ventures and integrate them back into the society, repentant militants in Bayelsa State in Nigeria are to be trained in Ghana.

Already the state Coordinator of the Presidential Amnesty Implementation Committee, Rev. Obegha Julius Oworibo, has travelled to Ghana to secure an institution where the repentant militants would under go training in various vocations.

The training programme, Vanguard learnt, is part of the state government’s Triple ‘E’ scheme of Empowerment, Engagement and Enforcement, mooted before the presidential amnesty came into being for militants in the Niger Delta. Secretary to Bayelsa State government, Mr. Gideon Ekeuwei, disclosed this in Yenagoa against the backdrop of protest by some former militants in the state over alleged non-payment of their allowances by the authorities.

According to the state government scribe, the state coordinator of the amnesty programme, Rev Oworibo, who incidentally is a permanent secretary in his office, had to travel to Ghana to make arrangement for the training of the repentant militants.

He expressed optimism that in no distant time, the state would once again assumed its toga of oasis of peace in the Niger Delta.

Secretary to the state government described the perceived disagreement between the ex-militants and their respective leaders as purely internal matters. He said the protest was not unusual, adding that the development was expected, especially when it had to do with the issue of disarmament.

He noted that other countries of the world in similar situation were experiencing the same problem.

“What they (militants) may have expected may not come out as expected. This is not to say that government has failed,” he said.

Prior to the amnesty offer and the recent arms haul recorded in the predominantly riverine state, Bayelsa is renowned as the hotbed of militancy and kidnapping in the Niger Delta.

It also had the highest number of armed militant camps in the troubled region.


Source: Vanguard, Nigeria

Why does she want to be a Nigerian citizen? Even Nigerians don't want to be citizens. And you mean to tell me you couldn't bribe anybody at the NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION, to push her citizenship application through? LOL.

Nigerians in Ghana don't run shit. 70% of of you are free-loaders, uneducated and opportunistic leeches bent on circumventing our establishment. We shall deal with you accordingly. I'm fucking tired of seeing your broke stinky asses run around my neighborhood, loiter at the internet cafes and try to get fresh with our women. The last Naija cat that whistled at my girl is now toothless and recovering @ 37 Military hospital. Giant of Africa my ass. Ghana is your master, bitches!

My Naija brothers and sisters, you're all welcomed in Ghana. Don't worry about what some of my country people say about you. We LOVE your mighty Naira and entrepreneurial spirit. Just keep it legitimate like what Quincy is doing, and we'll all be happy. Akwaaba!

Stupid Nigerians. We want to rescue you, but your egos are too big and in the way. My Ghana brothers, why do we waste our precious time with these idiots? We've got a nation to build, lets get out of here.

Enjoy yourself, and please be generous and spend lots of Nairas (uhm, I mean Cedis), 


http://ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/tourism/hotels.php

Did you forget your people are really good at identity theft too? Since when did names become the sole proof of one's nationality? Lord knows how many different passports or ids he has with various names.

"Osifu" may not be a Nigerian name, but the guy IS Nigerian to the bone. I'm sure he sometimes goes by "Kwame Mensah" or "Kwaku Appiah". I've met numerous Nigerians with Ghanaian or other West African names but you can always tell they're Nigerians.

This is why I sometimes feel unease about the open door policy our government has with Nigeria. We don't have the infrastructure and resources to combat these filth coming out of 9ja.



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Six robbers attack Tema Golden Stock Warehouse


Tema, July 6, GNA – Six armed robbers attacked Golden Stock Warehouse, a custom bonded warehouse in Tema Industrial Area at 02:30 hours on Sunday and engage two soldiers on guard duty in exchange of fire, leading to the death of one of the robbers.

The Regional Police Commander, Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP), Augustine Gyenning who disclosed this to newsmen in Tema said the deceased was identified as Daniel Osifu, a Nigerian Clearing Agent.

ACP Gyenning said the information on the Identification Card of the deceased revealed that he was working with Daniel Ventures, a Nigerian firm.

He said the robbers left behind 10 live cartridges, two spent shells, a shot gun, two pinch-bars, a big hammer and clothes that they might have used after the robbery.

ACP Gyenning said from the time the robber was shot, police retrieved a mobile phone from him to monitor calls on the phone and received a call from one Kalou and Semi and a text message from a lady called Helen.

The Regional Commander said the police also retrieved a key from the deceased with the holder bearing the number five, believed to be the key to the guest house where he was lodging.

He appealed to all hospitals and other medical centres to inform the police of any person who report with gun shot wounds for treatment.

ACP Gyenning said another member of the gang believed to have received fatal wounds was carried away by his colleagues.

He said a private security man on guard at the warehouse whose name was given as Foster Asamoah, was shot in the arm and the eye by the robbers and is currently receiving treatment at the Tema General Hospital.

GNA

http://modernghana.com/news/225801/1/six-robbers-attack-tema-golden-stock-warehouse.html


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We are wooing Nigerian investors to come and build Cediland for us.

This thread has reached the epitome of hypocrisy and stupidity.

Here we have a bunch of Nigerian "intellectuals", whose sole mission is to lecture us lowly Ghanaians on why Nigeria should be held in high esteem. Meanwhile, each one of them are based or have relatives/friends/partners who resides and benefits from being in Ghana. Heck, sounds like they're even having a great time in a country which can't be compared to the almighty Naija!

londoner, fvck off with your "this is a Nigerian site" bullsh!t. Show me the Terms Of Service for this site which says only Nigerians could express their views. Look around and you'd notice a majority of Nigerians on NL have expressed the same views that we, a mere 3-4 Ghanaians, have also expressed. I guess it really bites when the truth comes from the other side, right?  How many times were you over at Ghanaweb or Modernghana and said elitist Nigerian garbage, only to be counter-attacked? Me thinks there were plenty.

Shut up and go sit in the corner little boy.

Ifygurl, the reason I usually post in short paragraphs is enable easy comprehension.

I said, "60% of Nigerians in Ghana are doing NOTHING productive". If your uncle is productive, and/or not even in Ghana, then he's excluded.

From the description of your uncle, he's the exact opposite of, "they don't contribute in any positive way to our society. And those are the ones who complain the most and insult us, either directly to our faces or behind our backs. Contrary to popular beliefs, most Nigerians in Ghana are uneducated, LAZY, and in constant search for ways to circumvent our laws/system to make a quick Cedi."

I know a few Nigerians who own stores in Accra, and they treat their Ghanaian workers like sh!t. To be fair, the Lebanese and some other foreigner-run businesses do it too. Look, Ghanaians are not perfect either or entrepreneurial, so we'll import the know-how from wherever, even from Nigeria. That's why our Prez was in Abuja to "woo" LOL!

papaejima, I can barely comprehend your ramblings. IMO, at least 60% of Nigerians in Ghana are doing NOTHING productive. They don't contribute in any positive way to our society. And those are the ones who complain the most and insult us, either directly to our faces or behind our backs. Contrary to popular beliefs, most Nigerians in Ghana are uneducated, LAZY, and in constant search for ways to circumvent our laws/system to make a quick Cedi.

Frankly, I don't know why our government is persistent on wooing these fools. They've become a major headache in Ghana and a drain on our resources. My neighborhood in West Legon is overrun by the types of Nigerians we don't need -- hanging out at the cafe 24/7; disrespectful to our females; constantly complaining about how Ghana doesn't have "anything", but refuse to leave; throwing loud parties when their 419 Western Union funds comes in etc.

Hey, if you think Naija is superior, GET THE FVCK OUT!

We want to be like Nigerians? LOL!

Every tribe, culture, country or nation on earth has been influenced by another. That's actually healthy and has been the contributing factor to our evolution as humans.

We don't hate Nigeria. We are simply weary of Nigeria's toxic baggage and world reputation. If you were a nation of 35 million, like us, that may be manageable, but you're 170 million plus and counting. That means it wouldn't be too difficult to negatively impact a tiny country like ours. We honestly do want what's best about Nigerians to be exported/imported into Ghana, but at the same time we're not equipped or ready to deal with the side effects.

It makes financial and economic sense for both countries. Don't forget, you don't have power to keep your factories running -- we have plenty. You don't have water, we have tonnes of water (delivery is a different issue but can be easily addressed with enough capital). Production cost would be lower in Ghana so you can sell your goods at a bigger profit margin in Nigeria.

Hey Quincy, big ups to you and your business. Sounds like that would be a fun Christmas for any nationality. You're the type of Nigerian entrepreneurs we want and love in Ghana. Nairaland, get in touch with Quincy ASAP.

This reads like a joke. .

You get coal too? Abi, with all these resources you still dey light up kerosene lamp? That is foul!