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EyinjuGod:
Hello all, please does anyone know the procedure to convert from full time to part time in unilag?.
NB, I've been admitted already, i just want to change program
Thanks

Apply via your faculty/department. Trust me, they'd thank you for converting.

A liar is not believed even when they tell the truth.

Hope777:
Always thought securing a future is always about working hard today and reaping the benefits tomorrow, however I am a now convinced that this is only an ideal case and your future is not in your hands like people say. There are external factors that interfere with our future.

I have basically been a hardworking person right from school, working hard to ensure my parents are proud and giving my best in any way I can. Unfortunately it seems like I am not destined for the great future I have always dreamt about.

I noticed early this year that I have a condition that makes me impotent. I can get erections while laying down but lose it while standing/sitting (I wouldn't mind if it will always remain this way but I hear it only gets worse) I visited several specialist doctors and it appears they barely understand this condition and end up saying it is psychological.

I have done my research for a long time now from global writings and forum and discovered I have a venous leak: this is a condition where the veins in the male genital drains blood faster than the inflow of blood through the arteries making normal erection impossible. This may be caused by an accident/damage to the veins.

There have been times where I have had traumas to my genital but I never thought this will be an issue and didn't even notice this condition because I haven't been sexually active.

Now from my research there is no cure to this condition and it only gets worse (meaning even erection when laying down may go eventually).

I have been depressed and sucidal; I feel like there's no point to my life if I can have such a damaging condition. Not being able to have sex isn't the problem, however the pyschological trauma this gives me about my future is the problem. I am still very young!! Will I ever get a wife? The thought of not being normal kills me!

I wonder what I did to deserve this, I am sad, depressed and sucidal. Why does God allow bad things happen to people? I feel I am running mad because I cannot stop thinking about this. I just want to sleep and not wake up, or discover this is a dream if I do. Cc: dominique could you move this to.

You are not alone.
I empathise with you though.

dives:
That's a wonderful course. You may try Germany or Georgia State Uni in the US. As a Geophysicist, I am sure you would want to work in an O and G firm so make sure you aim for a very top notch uni like Imperial College like a poster up there posted. Apply to PTDF OSS and then go to Imperial. All the best bro.

I also need a piece of advice from you. I studied law.
What piece of advice cn you gimme?
I'm willing to learn as well.

To date, this is what I still dnt understand:

Are we saying the victims of this fatal accident can't get any form of relief (against the oil company, the Federal Government and the State Government) from the courts?

Terrible!

I wonder wats funny

Masturbation too

wanderlust007:
24th of August was when the whole bach did PI na... many have done TMI and even Final assessment and have gotten mail for TS bro. Since you didn't get a regret mail, I'll say you send in a mail, there might be an omission somewhere

I have done TMI but haven't got a mail (succes or regret). What advice do you have for me?

Angelawhite:
You want to start learning ?

Yes pls

Angelawhite:
Don’t worry. When u run ur first code, you’ll understand programming is not about what you studied. I have a lawyer friend (girl) that’s into programming

Lemme join you nah!

2.2 is just a grade.

Fashola finished with 2.2 both at Uni and LS and he doesn't have a second degree. Buh look at where he is today.

2.2 is just a grade.

Yuneehk:

May I have ur number?

Yuneehk:
Hot water has this healing effect that's unexplainable, so, hot water it is.

I love you.

Hot water now and always

Macbukky93:
Guys......have they schedule anyone for the training school here??....since the TMI we havnt heard anything from anyone here.

When some people have not even gone for TMI

Generaloluseye:
They don't pay up to that monthly. But their allowances like quarterly and upfront pay is much and that compensates for the low pay which is around 160k

Technically, this is how much Access pays. They help you get a car and deduct 80k from ur 259k salary till you finish paying up.
So at the end of the month, your take home 179k.

Clear now?

Unless you talking about Contract staffing which I have no idea.

Generaloluseye:
GTbank9 and First Bank.

Any idea how much First Bank pay their Entry-Level officers? I know GTB pays 225k while Access pays 259k.

Generaloluseye:
Although access is one of the top three in terms of pay and perks. But it is more like a slave camp especially for marketers

What others are in these top three?

Generaloluseye:
Though I have not worked there but based on colleagues opinion and the rate of turn over, I will list them in no particular order.
First bank, GTbank, Skye Bank ( except when there was a tsunami around 2015-2018)Union bank and stanbic ibtc. All the newly established banks in Nigeria are a very good place to start a career or to give too now. E.g providus, SunTrust, Titan trust, globusand Taj. If can get a job with standard chartered Bank, Citibank, then you should not worry about loosing your jobs all in the name of targets.

N.B. FTE ONLY OH

Me I'd like to know what the highest paid banks in a particular order. This is why Access stands one of the best in the country.

You mean you'd rate First Bank and Skye Bank over/above Access Bank?

Wonderful!

Generaloluseye:
If it is FT job. Pls go for access. UBA is not a good place to start a career, although you can always move there as an EH and leave after some time.
Access is also not very okay because it is a space camp too but it is far better than UBA.

So, in your opinion, what banks in Nigeria stand above all?
What banks can we say are very okay?

If she is mentally unstable, serve the processes on any of her family member especially those well to do. I mean do it the legal way by involving the court NOT the Police.

The dude and the car wash company should pay.

DivineKayy:
About 230-250k after four months.

ELTP pay = 259k (monthly)
Minus car loan deduction = 80k (monthly)

Gistpeeps:
Pretty Dr. Patience Tsavnande is one of the casualties recorded in the Benue Links fatal accident that occured yesterday September 15th. Patience was among the passengers in the 18-seater commercial bus that had a headon collission with a trailer in Angwan chiyawa, along Akwanga-Lafia road yesterday. Only one woman survived the accident.

May her soul rest in peace, Amen. Her friends have taken to social media to mourn her.

https://all-gists..com/2019/09/see-beautiful-nigerian-doctor-who-dies-in-a-fatal-accident-in-benue-photo.html

Lemme wait for those who will come here and thank their god for letting just one woman survive that accident.

I am waiting for you people

mosgoon:
probably 2021 if extrapolation is done

Oh My Gawd! How on earth did I miss out on this opportunity?

Does anyone have any idea when the next Shell recruitment exercise will kick off?