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Based on his performance so far?

patwilly: When am alone, i try to create comic scenes in my head with me as an active participant. This has me wringing my hands in excitement and probably laughing out loud by myself.has got me into trouble with my parents a number of times. My mum even suggested deliverance at a point but she admits i was a very restless child @birth. Its all fun though and i usually shrug it off, am a man of plenty imaginations! Sometimes i just let them run riot!

I'm like that too! My girl friend saw me do this once and she thought I had gone mad

She's smart at least she's investing her money!

candygosh: Op as great as ds thread would av been. U followed benny derail the thread urself.

Sorry my dear. Don't mind Benny now back to topic

@benny I'll deal with you outside this thread!

ogugua88: Out of the three you listed? Security.

In general, I love whatever makes me happy.

Thank you! So what makes you happy?

The girls in that pics are they supposed to be bad?

Abujafood.com

Cash, Security or sex

I need women to talk not men.

Best thing to do is ignore them. Don't share personal info with them, don't assist them with their problems, don't give them an opportunity to get close to you or know anything about except if it is job related. Don't accept favors from them, always watch your back and never trust or believe any flattering thing they say or do.

evamathis: someone pls confirm if the Gov of Taraba is truly dead
rumors say he died in a plane crash , piloted by him
Enough of all these deaths nah
Nigeria wetin we do?

It is confirmed by vanguard he's dead!

^^^^
Sorry about that but kindly follow the link. Thanks

You are not ready to queue up? Ever

You speak pidgin better than English

You believe every other Nigerian is a thief

okpara damian: Runs her admission 4 her wit my money,pay her house rent,still yet, she continue prolonging me of sleeping wit her,at last another man disvirgin her,i nok my self any time i remember dis.but other girls ar seeing d revenge now.

U male or female?

Madam you sure are a disappointment. Why not make a more mature case?

Look away as if you're noticing something then change the topic while drawing his attention to what you're looking at

shadrach77: in your eagerness to criticize others, you forgot your own name was included in the last as well

Don't mind the Jobless man! He overlooked his name for employment, imagine what frustration can cause!

You did! Why did you allow the man to jump with a parachute and why didn't you arrest the woman when she backed away?

That's mean and selfish of you!

I can only take my ex back if the one I'm dating is a regrettable mistake and my Ex is the best there is!

Excellent7: Without video evidence in 2012, I doubt if anyone will believe this story.
On a lighter mood, get ready to vacate that neighbourhood! Next time the might not be smiling oh! Who knows, the might have come on a reconnaissance mission before the big one!!! lol
And before I forget, why didn't you dial 911 on sighting this strange and suspicious movement in your hood?

It's 199 in Nigeria not 911 and if he tried it, by the time whoever arrives (that is if they come) the flying saucer would have done its worst and left!

OP stop lying!

Why didn't you use your phone to snap this UFO and post it here on Nairaland? Answer: You didn't see any UFO!

mistaswag: A lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend.

On sighting the husband, the lady immediately said: "[B]...heey! I don catch you today, thank God I brought a witness".....[/B]

The man looked at her then turned to his girlfriend and said, "[B]...Sister Mercy you see what I've been talking to you about? If we had left earlier we won't have caught her here"....[/B]

Now who's smarter?

The Husband is smarter because his tracks are better covered

Why is this thread full of kids?

No difference as far as I'm concerned!

Young Music sensation and EME's star artist, Wizkid has just released his own version of the hit track, "Turn on the lights" by Atlanta based Artist, Future. The single is part of the 2 songs the young boy love (as referred to by fans) has been working on. The track completely exhibits the talents of the young performer and will definitely be a favorite among his fans.

To listen the track "Turn on the Light", click Here

http://www.abujafood.com/lifestyle/music-a-entertainment/972-listen-wizkids-turn-on-the-lights.html

coolkris: wizkid copies virtually all his songs ...from holla at your boy which waz originally sung by aaaa chinese group,,to zombie by fela to turn of the lights by future.....wizkid has to get mature

Ok we don hear! Hope you have more talent and skills than Wizzy?

Brownies are perhaps the chewiest, fudgiest, most intense chocolate snack out there. It was made to indulge my strictly the most indulgent foodies on the planet. We found a great tried and tested recipe for the best brownie batch we've ever tasted. Here’s what you need to make these chewy brownies;

Ingredients:

1/2 cup butter, melted

1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa

1 cup sugar

2 eggs

2 teaspoons vanilla

1/2 cup flour

1/4 teaspoon salt

Optional Additions

1 -2 cup chocolate chips (semisweet, white, butterscotch, peanut butter)

1 -2 cup raisins

1 -2 cup chopped maraschino cherry

1 -2 cup chopped nuts

1 -2 cup M&M'

1 -2 cup Reese's pieces

1 -2 cup miniature marshmallow

Directions:

Here are the steps to follow;

Step 1

Preheat oven to 350°F.

Step 2

Grease an 8 inch square pan or line with foil.

Step 3

In a medium bowl combine melted butter and cocoa and stir until cocoa is dissolved.

Step 4

Add sugar and mix well.

Step 5

Add eggs one at a time and stir until well combined.

Step 6

Stir in vanilla, flour and salt until you no longer see any flour (do not overmix).

Step 7

Fold in your additions

Step 8

Spread in pan and bake for approximately 25 minutes.

Step 9

DO NOT OVER-BAKE -- your brownies will come out dry. Adjust time/temp accordingly for your oven. If you do the knife/toothpick test, it should come out with moist crumbs, not clean.

Step 10

Cool completely before cutting into squares.

Step 11

For vegetarian omit the marshmallows.

Step 12

For double recipe, bake in 9x12 pan and add 5 minutes to baking time.

http://www.abujafood.com/food-matters/the-recipe-book/971-how-to-make-the-chewiest-brownies.html

For the wealthy guys with power bikes, no shaking carry go!

For Aje pakos like the OP and others who have commented so far, you have 3 options;

1. Trek to work everyday with a companion (In case you become tired, he/she will back you)

2. Do what the Kenyans are good at (Long distance running)

3. Become a transport entrepreneur, start investing in KEKE for office work, Danfo for Executives and managers etc.

It's only a matter of time my peeps!

yahooman: Just Like I Thought. Op is idle i guess

May be!

chrisj2000: but this is a very strange question since there's no indication of ur intentions. ok i'm HIV positive, what do you have for me?

Free advise and tips if you're interested!

It's easy Just simply say "Hi" "Hi" "Hi"