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fuckherlord: na husband i dey find

i don nack 32

my papa don dey halla for me head

abeg my email frenchgolden@yahoo.com

You tioo young jare.
when you reach 40years come back i go marry you.

freecocoa: I don't understand what you typed up there .

Why na girl you dey tell say you miss when boys yapa for joint?

WE BLAME THE GOVERNMENT YET OUT CITIZENS ARE SOME OF THE MOST IDI*OTIC FOUND ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD.


The Poster asked a very simple Question that doesn't need a genuise mind to answer that "Which Nigerian Airline Has The Best CABIN CREW" and some moro*onic imbe*ciles are coming here to insult others talking of Safety and Qatar air.

If you don't understand a simple topic can't you just use the back Button to return to the previous post?

Nigerian Airline and Carbin Crew aren't rocket science english words afterall so why the stup*idity in some people?

Or are we going to blame Goodluck Jonathan on the imbe*cile traits some people possess again?

Damn!!! I feel so sorry for some people's children. »Wasted Education Funds Spent«

This might sound strange but I will go for DANA AIR.

Its so unfortunate that crashed happened but I can't even recall the number of times when I am not in a hurry that I wait for the available flight of DANA Air even if its going to take me 2-3 extra hours at the Airport.

* first Dana Air ladies are Georgeous. Fine, fair skin and well shaped sexy looking ladies. I know people like me just board DANA Air to llok at thos beautiful faces.

*above average Customer Service : unlike most of our other airlines who have TERRIBLE ground and inflight customer service, Dana is well above average. Their Air Hostess approach you with a calm face and sometimes smile intermitently at you when explaining things or taking your request.

*Good Snack : unlike some very annoying flights from airlines who are so miserly that you will be extremely lucky if you have a sachet water for long distance flights, Dana Air will always provide a snack box even if its just a canned drink and 'gala'. They are not as miserly as some of the counterparts.


For me I will go for DANA AIR.

Mynd_44: Frustrating no doubt but lets reverse this issue. If the man works for 20 hours everyday and because of that, the woman cheats will we still be talking in this manner?

Hmmmm!!!

Mynd_44: Who no dey go work? Sey because I dey close early abi? Na Saturday and Sunday I no dey go any other day, na work I dey

No be you be the mumu wey Ogun state Primary school board say dey among the over 300 ghost workers for their payroll?

Mr..Cork:
sorry am from London and am a vegetarian...we dont eat cow leg (no oofeinsese) !

Mumu pikin.
You fit manage igbo aka ganja, aka Osama beard aka mountain high. Afterall that one na 100% vegetable.

Mynd_44: Hold the doors you say huh. I was at a fast food lately and we saw this attractive babe which my friend was interesting. As usual I was not even giving a hoot but he wanted her answer so when she was about reaching the door, he helped her open it, cam you believe that the babe actually thought he was trying to steal her purse?
I laughed my head off

Damn!!!
The dude would have been freaking embarrased.

i.:
@ acidtalk. Dont wanna join issues aii!
For nigerians in nigeria that are reading this on NL: pre-nups are illegal, not binding, null, voud aπϑ are of no legal consequence whatsoever.
For other peeps not covered by the definition above: please consult a lawyer in the country you reside to know the effect!

I want to believe you are female. Am I right please?

freecocoa: You don't know how much i miss you too.

Guys plenty for bar now, why una come dey miss miss una self.

Freecocoa, make I show your side?

Mynd_44: today na Saturday nah. No work

Shift go corner joh!
Monday to Friday you no dey ever work na today own go make difference? Waka enter borokini joh!

Sha come pay up all your gbese.

i.:
Oga Acidtalk, sorry to bust your bubble. Pre-nuptial agreements are not binding in nigeria. So if you want the agreement to have any effect, marry in a country whose laws permit such agreements.

As so is it only Nigerians that live in Nigeria that visits nairaland?

Well I am to apologise for bursting your ignorance

doe-eyed:
Correct my Impressions......
Pre-nups r to prevent the very thing u quoted: aint it.
Of course dependent on the clauses included.

I intented to write "OR" pre nuptual agreement but the tex field was filled up.

Thanks For the observation though.

Mynd_44: ^^
Then at this point, she has to decide between going back to a man who does not give a crap about her feelings and health (she could catch something from him you know) and her career and personal peace of mind.
If I was her, I will choose the later but hey I have been called insane before

Its really a very dicey one here I must confess.

In as much as the man is terribly wrong, know one has a wife who is in the same house but yet everyday, you can hadly boast of 3 hours talk with her is very frustrating.

MRbrownJAY: @OP
if you truly believe that what was done in the 70s 80s was romantic, then i suggest you do JUST THAT with your gal, dont be caught up with the BS of whining and dining that would NEVER bring the same effect as what you wrote.
sadly, the whole problem is men like YOU, if you are quick to change because of society.....believe me, if you write a love letter to the right woman, it will still do the trick. the catch is: are you actually hanging out with such lady?!

You have a point there. 'Cus till eternity my poems are still a Killer.

Once I compose and send them, she must develope that love my force. Don't do any single to them again though.

Mynd_44: ^^
Honestly you need to change the way you think. The man will cheat no matter what. The Housemaid was just closer to home. If she was not available, he will go after the neighbour even if the wife is always home and without cloths on.
I advise she keeps her job and leave the DOG(husband) the fact that he did not even take into consideration that he might infect her with HIV is evidence enough that he does not give a crap about her

Leave kwanu?
The marriage isn't even up to a month.
What's the possibilty of finding another man who won't do worse considering the nature of her job still remains that she is everly at home.

egbeman1: I done show!!!

Guy seriously you no dey try at all. Oya just throw the thing for floor.

Mutee: This room full reach teeth oh. Where this manbar abi na barman, give everybody one one pure water. All these old cargo wey dey form youngie, make una go read una books jor. As i dey come this place now i see one man wey thief six cows and him use okada pack all of them. Ehen, barman gimme one bottle of toothpick make i step down. Una think say i drink? I know wetin i dey talk oh.

Guy, the psychiatric home dey across no be here. You don miss road of where you dey go.

2buff: I no get anybody time for hia.
I just come chop , watch small TV, then I go kon follow am with sharp fading.

Na who dey bring menu come?

NEPA don cut you light again? Na anytime wey dey cut your light you go come here order for pure water come watch 9'0 clock news for here.

You sef dey manage to dey pay your bills now. Afteral, you dey use the light.

Onigbese.

IT WAS A TRANSFORMER THAT EXPLODED AND NOT A BOMB BLAST

It seems Nigeria as deteriorated to a point where Nursary School kids can bring news to media houses and it will be head line news on the news stand.

A Country where people just go around and post rumors as news and people swallow it hook, line and sinker.


So Sad A Nation.

Brite02: er..r..m guy u want drink more, oya collect more bottles 4 my head :-P

Abeg do come dey go.
Na so your Land Lord come with thugs that last time come find you here say you never pay your 2years house rent. Last week na your neighnor papa ekaette come with police come arrest you say no dey molest hi$ 13years old daughter ubong.

Na Only God know who go come find you here today. Abeg do come dey go. We no dey for wahala tonight.

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Its so sad that with our over N170million population with over 30% of that number passing through the four walls of at least primary education, we can hadly boast of intelligent and high profile thinking individuals in this country.

A "NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER"was fired for the inactive portfolio of the Chief of Deffence staff, Chief of Army Staff, Head Of SSS and the IG of the Nigeria Police Force and hear we are talking rubbish.

That man in question's job is to ADVISE the presidency about security threats, checks and ways to avert from security disaster and in no way to ORDER officers or distribution armunations to warying officers to go and fight or curtail the menace of Boko Haram or any other threatening factor.

Andrew Azazi knew the people behind Boko Haram and advised the President on ways to flush out the 'elite sponsors' of Boko Haram who double as PDP financiers. When Jonathan wasn't ready to act on Azazi's advise (report), the man Azazi took the bold step and made his stance known to the public.

Jonathan felt really embarrased and it was reported that PDP chieftains put so much pressure on jonathan to FIRE Azazi but due to the wrong timing (as the populace will know it was because the man Azazi came out to speak the truth). Jonathan waited for the next best opportunity to strike.

AzaZi if want to be justified to be fired because of this current uprising in the North, then it is only reasonable to Fire other key service chiefs as well.

The Minister of Defence being fired alongside Azazi is only a plot to not make it glaring that Jonathan and PDP are witch hunting the man AZAZI.

A million sacks will not change the Boko Haram situation. Unless Azazi's advise to Jonathan is implimented which is "distance yourself from the PDP chieftains who are open enemies to your government".

Jonathan knows the truth but is only shying from it to win cheap sympathy and support from the Elites behind this whole Boko Haram madness"

Nigerians it doesn't take rocket science to start thinking straight and stop letting these wicked politicians keep playing on your intelligence.









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Brite02: *clears throat*
bar man!!! Get me one bottle of beer.

Tah! Get away there.
No free beer for you tonight. Go carry money come if you wan shack.

Idowuogbo: Stop chatting shyte tru ya anus my friend!

U dey try call who? Gal liv talk o! If odas can get me, dee na ur phone get d syndrome.

I just dey look u na! Dey flex! U nid am! *angry face*

Wire your number to me make me sef slap you with phone call.

This is currently a hot gist at a particular new generation bank on the Island.

A female staff of the bank came in yesterday (Thursday) all sweaty, sad and completely weighed down. Initially her friend thought that her disheveled look was due to the traffic she faced while coming to work and thought that she would get over it after getting a rest before resumption of office duties.

By 1p.m it was even worse as the said lady kept on crying, vomiting and complaining of headache and stomach pain. With much inquiries and persuasion from her close colleagues, she bursted out in tears and said "he has impregnated her".

This sent confusion to her colleagues who were consoling her but with further findings, it was learnt madam's husband has impregnated their 20years old maid (house girl).

The lady was sober because she claimed her husband threw the whole fault on her saying his actions were as a result of are not being home always and neglected him to concentrate on her banking career.

Saddest part of the story is due to the bank's policy, she can't get pregnant until after 2years of confirmation. She has only been confirmed 9months ago and only got married 11months (exactly a year next month).

Is this kind of situation what's the best advice for both the man and woman?

Mature Contributions only or else make use of the "BACK" button to return to previews page.

James-dman:
see this guy o, na me u dey follow yarn poti, dey neva yarn u say i dey roll for naira,cedi,dollar,pounds,euro,yen. . .any1 wey u want, jst name am.
Na becoz i tk 8 jugs of Sapele water wey no cost more than £20 na im mk u dey do face lyk gorilla wey wan born?
Anywayz tk this one hold body 1st *pulls out five twenty-dollar bills*. If i don exhaust am holla mk i give u more!

You sure say this one no be fake too? Because the last one wey you give me if to say those aboki wey I go change am from know me well well, na kill dem for kill me.

Check am well oh!

ijebabe:
In that case you could go the extra mile by giving her neck and feet massages without expecting sex in return. Cook her favourite meal once in a while and keep reminding her why you fell in love with her. If you already do all this then i'll tell you the next steps to follow

I do that even for a lady I am not in love with.

Last weekend gave a lady a massage and cooked for her (after doubting my cooking skills). She was initially saying she isn't in the mood for sex, before I could say s-e-x, she don commot cloth throway.

James-dman:
Thank u vry much for ur care, i go dey watch my bck.
Barman, where u na, u no dey hear english ne. . . Abeg give her malt drink! Meanwhile i wan piss, where una toilet, abi mk i do am for these empty bottles.

Come back here. Ole!
Na so you say you wan piss that last time, you jump fence run away. Piss for your seat. If you insist say na toilet you wan use, make you kuku drop this your chink phone.

joesbuba: A Nigerian who is on holiday in South Africa with a valid visa got his passport torn to pieces by a South Africa police out of hatred for Nigerians.

Please help share this for people to know how Nigerians are be treated here and hope our govt hear this and do something about it. Passports are govt properties, this is a slap on our government this is unacceptable. (pls help put this on the front page)

What in the world is going on with Nairaland Moderators these past months?

Must every post make it to the front page? Most especially very sensitive ones likely to cause National and International unrest?

The Passport in question might have been expired or fake for all we care. Journalism is all about findings.

The poster should have provided the passport number, visa details, name on passport before such story could be confirmed as being true.

We all know the length at which Nigeria could go to travel out of the country through hook or crook means.

If the story is true, Let him report to Nigeria high commision/embassy in South Africa and if he has and nothing concrete has been done then he should forward the information to us here.

Then and only then will we all rise and ask for the recall of the Higher Commisioner in South Africa.

Seun be very careful, yourself and your moderators need to have regular meetings and discussions on how to operate this forum because it appears you all are loosing it by each passing second.


Just a harmless advice.