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OPEYEMI AD: For the past 2weeks now i have been buying sachet water #20 at some area like area one, garki and apo at abuja. Fresh air

No wonder I have also noticed loads of bags have been missing from the bar without you being able to account for.

*winks*

lagerwhenindoubt: With a name like acidtalk you sure hit like a girl

The poster needed sincere advise and not some silly expensive joke the punk threw out.

Spirit of Okija: Again they are not the ones with this problem so why are you obsessed with them?

Focus on the subject or shut the fhuck up...

No we wont leave them out of this.

Your Harlot MOTHER, LovePeddler SISTER and Slut DAUGHTER even though if they have all been making a living by flinging their thighs far apart in the air for every thing with a rod to enter doesnt mean every other decent lady will do same.

Next time before your drop your stupid comment consider if you were told the same thing.

Son of Jezebel
Brother of a Prostitute
Father of Serpent thats what you are.


Bring it on i am waiting for you.


@OP, you have been told what i will equally have told you. start saving hard to move on and buy your freedom and happiness.

Mynd_44: Boys wan use brain carry your money go and you dey look. I no pity you

No mind am. Na him be the biggest crook for here.
I hear say him don buy 2 okada and dey plan to buy keke napep wey go dey deliver for am.
This na person wey no get N100 to him name when I employ am.

Mynd_44: Too long jorh. I can't read on an empty stomach

No wonder you have been writing the same exam for 6years running.

Common read through joh and learn something from it so you don't fall pray tomorrow.

OPEYEMI AD: Oga dis dat guy don go him say he don pay u na true *talking to oga barman*

Which kin question be that?
Since I travel to supply them shepe for Aso Rock no be you don dey collect money for bar?

Abeg make my money complete oh! No try use wayo sense for me.

i.:
Borrow ɑ̤̈̊ friend money without documentation is fatal! U will lose both your money and your friend. He can buy the car as ɑ̤̈̊ gift for her i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ her name, but the 2.5million loan he must get a lawyer †☺ draft the agreement and payment terms.

You ae so correct.
I reasons the issue as well and feel why he wants to buy the car in his name is probably because he has noticed as soon as things pick up back for her she will return to her 'big girl/aristo status' and start misbaving to him. Such a guy won't want to lose such an amount buying a car for a lady who won't appreciate his effort at the end of the day.

Babs is a well built, handsome, tall, chocolate colour in complexion. In short he is every woman's kind of dream man as far as beauty is concerned.

He is a professional Geologist and Mining graduate from a Federal university and also has his MSc in Geophysics. He is an employee for a big multinational oil company which recently just relocated its headquarters to the South-South region of the country.

Aside his regular salary, Babs also owns a Night club and lounge in the high brow mainland axis of Lagos and also a car wash centre on the Island.

Going back about 18years when Babs was in high school he dated Amaka who twice during their years in senior class, they won 'Best Couple of the Term' (academic session term used in Nigeria). Babs and Amaka where so much in love has not only did they disvi*rgin each other, Amaka had also terminated 2 pregnancies for Babs while still in high school. This made Babs adore and respect Amaka so dearly.

Before the end of their Senior secondary exam, Babs and Amaka had a slight misunderstanding doing to obvious flings Amaka had with a few of her class teachers. This caused a Serious disagreement and mistrust in the relationship.

While Babs gained Admission into the university the very year he sat for Jamb and Waec exams, Amaka had to wait at home for 3 additional years before she finally gained admission into a state university in the Eastern part of the country. Through out these years, they had breakups a couple of times and when it became quite obvious distance was a big issue in the relationship, they both decided to call it quit.

3 years ago Babs and Amaka accidentally met on a Qatar Flight from Abu Dabidown to Lagos, there was so much to talk about and laugh over. They kept in touch regularly only that this time, Babs wasn't into any serious relationship but discovered Amaka wa more of an 'aristo lady' now (following elderly men). He tried to persuade her on them re igniting their love for each other but Amaka was less interested as she now considered and buying and selling business from the UK, Dubai, Turky, France and China more important than anything else.

Last year Amaka's Mother was diagnosed with cancer and Amaka was left with no other option than to spend her entire capital and even to the extent of selling her BMW 85 suv to help save her mother's life but still her mother finally died in January this year. This made Amaka also crazy as she practically gave up on picking up with the pieces of the lost of her mother and crashed business.

All this while, Babs was there to support her financially, emotional and psychologically.

Since April, Amaka has been indirectly and directly putting pressure on Babs to start a relationship and possible marriage before the end of this year but Babs who even though is not dating anyone doesn't feel it is right on his part to accept the proposal when it appears she is only sticking to him now because he is the only one she can fall back to for assistance and support.

Though he has promised to load her N2.5 million to start her trading business back and intends to buy her a befitting car as well, but the issue is he is actually contemplating she signs a legal document on payment terms as well has buying the Vehicle in his own name.

If you were to genuinely advise Babs will involving his lawyer and buying the vehicle in his name be the best decision, or takes the risk of lending her the money without involving his lawyer and buying the car in Amaka's name based on the love and frienship they have both shared in the past?

Mynd_44: Nah hail the guy dey hail you

Make he no hail me.
Na style him dey use to ask for credit.

omotohdarajugbogbolo: We have heard this a million times on here! Thanks Uncle we are inspired

Why try and choke others with your stupi*dity?

Is it his fault your hate your family and have no hope of being happy in life?

Your life is really pathetic.

tunapawizzy: Why u go meet ur woman for mosque..haram no dy gree dem do dose kain things..chei bloody hypocrites. BokoHaramians

The same Bokoharamains wey go eventually kill your papa.

C_Collins: That's i wrote;
OR
Other? (Specify).

you dey craze for head.
Why you no write or others for Church.

When dem dey share thing, them go call Akpa, Effiong, Nduka, Alli, Yinka, Okoro,....when e reach your turn, na "and others dem go talk".

Weere! Alakori!! Omojatijati!!! Oyianrah.

Oya na who do the following?

Burgar
Pizza
Shawama
Fries
Whisky
Vodka
Brandy
Buns
Kulikuli
Ofio
Donkwa
Eyin alangba
Noodles
Wine
Barbeque
Roasted yam and ground nut
Cocaine



$50,000 (Zimbabwean) for the person that can get every single one correct.

bashr8: i know you are ignorant about nigeria , when did yorubas know what moi moi is , does that even sound yoruba, thief, because igbo food are mainstreet naija food does not mean u should claim them, as for pounded yam anybody can claim that one , its nni ji in igbo land maybe u can tell us what its called in yorubaland

See you life!
Even for Food Section. Fooooooood Section of all places you don tribalize am and ready to strangle someone just because they claimed a particular food to their region.


America - Burgar
Italy - Pizza
Chicken Kieve - Austria


This people will force each other to taste and love their different delicacies, here see him carry cutlass to chase ileke-idi just because she said Moi-moi is Yoruba.

saxywale: I thought It's called Apon in yoruba not ogbono
and ewa agoyin not agboyin.

Ojojo - Yoruba
De lè - Yoruba
ilafun - Yoruba
Aka ra - Yoruba
Gbegiri and Ewedu - Yoruba
Ewuro elegunsi - Yoruba
Amu inu tutu elegunsi - Yoruba
Gbu re - Elegunsi - Yoruba
Efo riro - Yoruba

You are certainly either a Yoruba teacher or your mum owns a buka.

See as the guy localize the whole pronounciation.

*Amala - Ibadan
*Wara - Kwara
*Banaga Soup - Delta/Edo
*Pounded Yam - Edo / Ekiti
Ikokore - Ondo
*Affang - Rivers
*Edikiankho - Cross Rivers
*Lafun - Egba
*Tuwo shinkafa - Hausas
*Ogbono - Ibo / Edo
*Egusi - Delta / Edo / Yoruba / Ibos
*Abasha / Ugba / white Soup - Ibos
*Ewedu / Gbegiri - Yorubas
*Shepe / Opa eyin - Miscreants across Nigeria
*Zobo rodo - Hausa
*Igbo aka ganja aka monkey tail - Nigerian Clueless Youths
*Gulder/Star/ Guiness - Frustrated Nigerian Men

alluson: please dont take it too personal unelse there something you are not telling me, but for the main time, go tell your brothers to stop bombology

Next time remove the moth in your very own eyes before helping others.

Let's face the mumuology topic of yours first. Who is more mumuish?

alluson: Is like this Okotie church members have something in common with muslim, mumuology and brain-washiology problem

You are so freaking dumb son of jezebel.

Christians are actually the pathetic mumuology and brain washiology.

*Or who else donates 10% of his total money for a Clueless pastor to buy private jets why he jumps from one okada to the other?

*who else listens to a fake pastor tell you not to worry about security because God is watching over you and your property but yet has over 10 heavily armed mobile police men and fleets of bullet proof cars?

* who donates his had earned money for a school to be built in the name of his pastor (the total shareholder of the church business) whereas his own children cannot afford it, instead they go to public school.

*who else kneels before a common man and let him proclaim some fake miracles and prayers yet his (pastor) very own life if a total mess?

*who else dresses and acts upright whereas allows a man who curls his hair, permits alcohol intake and mastur*bation to lead and preach to him?

*who else queues under the hot sun for weeks to protest the injustice of their government through peaceful protest, whereas their pastors sit in the comfort of their homes, relaxing with red wine and turn their faces the other side to support the government due to fear of saying otherwise and loosing government contracts and free access to government house?

*who goes to confess his sins to a mere man, a man who later goes on to sexually molest other unsuspecting people?

You should be ashamed of yourself because the whole mumuology, stupidiology and brain washiology lies at the fore front of chritiandom.

For those that will try to start attacking, save the stress. Just put sentiments aside and think real deep if there's an iota of falsehood in the above mentioned list. If it is all true, all your insults and curses will backfire on yourself and one millionth generation yet unborn.

tomnmenace:
CHAI!!
Na since wen dis jagbajantis and everlastinly mumuric thread begin na?
bobs! more gbogbo to ur kini emeritus acidtalk!

Whatever that one mean, I wish you the same one million aliacrity times

Beaf: Poor El Rufai! He has made himself into an object of ridicule with his childish and desperately red-eyed posts on twitter!
Thank God for twitter! Lol! Many now know the depths of emptiness and mindless hatred that emanate from that forlorn soul.

This very same El-Rufai fed, clothed and housed you Reno Omokri. So why bite the fingers that fed you?

Remember the table will always turn.

El-rufai is a pathetic hypocrite just like you (Reno Omokri) are a little misplace big headed being from the depth of hell.
You are a deceit, a liar and a traitor.

Both you and El-Rufai are one and the same.

Foooooools!!! That's what most of you are.
Sit down and be comparing yourselves with Ghana that doesn't have as much population or geographical land space like you do.

That country just discovered oil in less than 10years but yet see the immence progress they are striving to achieve in that industry.

They have far less than the number or natural resources we have here and yet they can aCcount and maintain their far more than we do.

Do and see how their political office holders including their president obey traffic rules and drive side by side with other road users, here common Local government chairman will break traffic rules and even assualt you that is obeying it.

The Ghana police even though they take bribe too, do it with utmost precaution and fear. Here bride taking is a thing of pride and dignity.

Go and see the high standard of education with good proper mentainance. A hostel in Ghana (university of Accra) is far better than most guest houses and some 3 star hotels here.

We claim to supply them power yet it is almost strange for them to have 5 straight hours of power shortage. Whereas its almost a miracle here having 3 straight hours of power.

If we claim we are the giant of Africa then we should be comparing ourselves with the likes of South AfricA, Egypt, Tunisia and even war turn Libya. In terms of developmental progress, we are one of the worst in Africa. If Somalia, Chat, Burundi, Niger and the rest have half of the resources we hold, their country would have been long developed even with the level of corruption and illiteracy in those regions.

The Prof was 101% Right with everything he said about Nigeria.

Who said even Forbe can't collect tip from this useless and hopless government to tarnish the image of Ghana?

If you claim el-rufai is behind the prof's article then jonathan is also behind forbes report

Beaf: I have always maintained that being in opposition does not equate to being a traitor ant subversive. But it seems NL positively crawls with with scum who would spit on their fathers and sell their mothers in the deluded hope of political gain.



Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Just like you have sold your father and spat on your mother for political gain.

How ironic, you speaking your exact actions.

[quote author=latbas][/quote]No mind the mumu.
Him brain dey charge through Solar, and as rain no let sun come out that's why he no fit think well.

This car doesn't have papers so how do you intend to sell it?

Sijo01: Barman, bia, upload ur pisur, i wan nominate u for Mr. Nairaland..........Mynd_44, mak u follow do same.
mak una do quick o......or else, i nor go come this bar again

Dem dey use my picture collect money for Newyork Hall of Fame so nne, why I go derep myself come dey display am freely for nairaland kwanu? When shinshin no go commot am as gift.
As for mynd_44, you fit go Ibadan zoo ask for the Gorilla cage, na there him twin brother dey. Snap him twin come upload him picture. Dem be look alike you no fit know the difference.

Mynd_44: Bro no worry this one sure. I don bribe the lecturer so im show me questions before and I don do am

Tou forget say the last one no only show you the papers before the exam, he even help you write am.

[/size][size=8pt]CHILLAZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I will buy you a house in Banana Island
A Range Vogue 2013
A Yatch
A $10,000,000 cheque to shop direct from Prada, Luis Vuitton, Gucci, Elizabeth Aden and other expensive stores.

I will make sure the cheapest store you will ever shop in will be HAROLDS.

I will make your new friends by Queen of England, Beyonce, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Serena Williams, Mrs R. Walt and many top class ladies.

I will imports maids, driver, cooks, guardner, and a bodyguard from Pakistan, India, Philipian and Korea for your use

Mynd_44: Abeg bros no be my fault jorh

I know.
Make I help you arrange for Brain Transplant?

Mynd_44: Desperate times and desperate measures

When when a johnny needs a punny and a tongue needs a cookie, all have to come to an meeting point.

Mynd_44: Congratulations OP. You are dumb

Seconded! Thirded! Forted! Fifthed and one millioneded!!

What the heck as coincidence got to do with your stu*pidity?

If the table was to turn around, it is jack a55 like you that will come crying your eye balls out how one lady is taking you for granted and all the other nonsense yahns.

I trust myself, na ONLY 3 attempts I dey give any living soul on this planet, be it a man, woman, sibling, friend, neighbor, or whatever....after the 3rd 4ckup, I will EX you big time.

Nonsense small minded tompoblasticarity of a man.

Blessedla: For me o,if u like have 5 cars..they are usless without a house if am ur gal i will advice u sell 4 and get a land or house.i luv to have a house..

Wise girl.
But can you also stick and advice him to sell all the cars to get a property while you both move around in public transport?