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toria1980: Y do u still buy data plan for your. Lap top wen u can browse frm your ipad on your laptop

i tried that but my ipad cant see the laptop whenever i try connecting wirlessly or via the usb. i know its possible but i think i have to download an app in the ipad for that but haven't really given it much thought.

what you see in mexico is an acute case of love for ganja, money and women. now we have the same issues here in nigeria and very soon if care is not taken life here go cheap pass pure water.

i can buy anything for her. In fact if she wants a gold plated kitchen floor with diamond spotted walls, i would gladly do it for her if i have the resources. But i would never step into a boutique with my two legs to pick undies for her.

pleep: these guys looked like they had tiny dicks. Im not just saying that because they are white... they really looked like they would have tiny dicks.

So im not too worried.

So poster does this mean that if they where all hung guys, you would have a problem? Well I think she just likes hanging out with guys. A female friend once told me, that she feels challenged, stronger and has this zeal to perform better in the midst of guys than her femine folk. But just so you know, joystick na joystick whether massive or tiny as long as e de perform it's primary function ie to give belle!!!

fluid26: pleep! Take it easy bro. It's unfair for you to judge the young lad with the yardstick of your intelligence and wealth of experience.

As for me, I can't co-exist with someone who consistently exhibits traits of dominance...be it academic or otherwise. She'd eventually be the death of me. They are usually as unteachable as they are uncompromising. I have a blacklist though...hehe.

[b]1. Mbaise girls [#[/b]noOffencePls, it's just an opinion]
2. Ora-Ifite girls
3. Lawyers
4. Human rights activists
5. Grammar-bending semi-literates

That'll be all for now.

Mbaise girls are the best for me, I would pick a beautiful Mbaise girl anytime , any day.

A girl who s more intelligent than me.......that must be something. Never met a lady who s smarter than me, if I did I would love to date her

guys thanks a milla for your contributions. i have always had this multi million naira buisness idea but it hasn't been developed. think its time to wake the giant up.

debosky: That sounds like the MSc offered by University of Salford - my advice would be very simple: don't waste your money on that course.

As others have said, do your best to get into the top universities and avoid 'generalist' courses like 'oil and gas engineering' which are simply packaged to lure unsuspecting students. Study the fundamental O&G disciplines - petroleum engineering, reservoir engineering, geophysics, geology etc. at well established schools and give yourself a decent chance.

Thanks a milla, considering reservoir and drilling which of them ll be more beneficial in long run.

Over the years most things have changed, formerly graduates from my discipline Natural Gas Engineering were usually picked from the. University but now it's not so easy even though we are few and gas reserve depletion is yet to reach it's optimum when compared to oil. Is there any hope for the a fresh gas engineering graduate and how best can one improve chances of getting these opportunities? Thinking of doing a graduate program on gas engineering and management. How good is this course for a fresh graduate and is there something better?

I am glad I saw this thread. I am a graduate of gas engineering and I have plans of doing a masters programme abroad on gas engineering and management. However due to the difficulties in securing a job as a fresh graduate, I want to explore other options by becoming a licenced pilot. I am currently making plans of training in an aviation college in south Africa by jan next year which should take over 6mnths to get a PPL. So I am in a fix here on puursuing my natural gas career or switching to aviation. Please guys I need professionlal advice

also want to know the duration for ppl and cpl respectively

Dreamflyin: Bro, hw old ar u, n hw much av u got?
If u ar belw 26, n hav up2 10million; go for aviation.
Aviation is only meant 4 pple wit d passion, cos ur 4st job is d hardest period of job huntin. D exams ar nt breeze tru. 4 southafrica, u got 2 av 75% 2 pass a paper.
Best of luck.

I am 22.10 mill is huge does it cover the entire course duration cos my masters would take over 7 mill.
thanks for the heads up.

i am a graduate of gas engineering and plans to do a masters program on gas engineering and management in an European university.However as a kid i wanted to be a pilot but was discouraged by parents who felt that their son could die in a plane crash and also considering the deplorable state of the aviation school in Zaria but after all these years the urge to fly has never been so intense as it is now. i am thinking of doing an aviation course in South Africa. But my question is, is it wise to switch careers in these times of job finding difficulties considering that i have a natural gas engineering background and how viable is the aviation industry cos i know the oil industry pays very well. Someone says i should finish my masters programme and take up piloting as a hobby but wont that make it more difficult to get a job as a pilot as my major would be on gas engineering?your advice would be immensely appreciated.

i am a nice person, and i love helping people. there was a day i was going to a friends place at night and this girl walked up to me and pleaded with me to walk her to her house which i did and when we got to her place she pleaded with me to wait a little that she wanted me to escort her and her roommate back to the road (the place is usually dangerous at night)i still agreed like a robot and waited for them to pack their bags(they where going for a weekend party at a boyfriends place). now after we got to the road they called a taxi and wanted to take a drop but they did not have enough funds. so without them asking i gave the driver 3500 and they thanked me and wanted my no even when i refused they insisted and i gave them. But since that day whenever they call me its usually for one favour or the other. they see me as their ATM. i tell u, this girls have never called to ask me how i am doing. But like my friend says 'you cant use a cup to drain an ocean'.My point is because i met some hungry cheap bb girls does not mean that i should change my personality and stop being nice to people, even though they tend to abuse it.

op you should meet my guys,they will tell my girl in my presence that they are waiting for me to screw up so that they can try their luck with her. its funny though cos they know she would never fall for any of em. But it feels good to be envied by everyone. I just laugh it off, i am not really the jealous type.

what does ijebu land have. can they sustain themselves?, do they have the infrastructure in place? these are questions they should ask before clamoring for state creation. Nigeria is already disunited, we should stop deceiving ourselves. In the bible when God wanted to put an end to the tower of babel, he gave them different languages and there was confusion. i believe that if we can practice true federalism where a state know that if it doesn't invest and generate revenues there would be no funds for it to run on and not wait for national allocations from the federal govt with no development at the expense of the public. i agree that the states would be like little nations but then the actual govt would be closer to the people.

All these state creation crap. because they want to partake in the sharing of national cake. the government should start practicing fiscal federalism where each state would invest in its self and pay taxes as revenues to government and not taking everything to Abuja and sharing. then we will see if some states wont beg to merge with others.

i know that some people are just carriers of bad luck and the easiest way of attracting it is by sleeping with them.i believe sleeping with a particular person has either positive or negative spiritual implications.

my girl is the best woman i have ever come across in the history of ever, she s 6 ft tall and i am 6,1. you should see us together. i love height to a fault. i even prefer seeing her in her high heels.[/quote]

Orikinla: Majority of Nigerian girls are short, because of their stunted growth.
Of course your height affects your relationship.
Short girls don't like dating short guys so that they will not end up married to them and give birth to dwarfs.
Short guys are often afraid to approach tall girls for dating, because majority of short guys have inferiority complex when they have to look up to tall people who cannot help but look down at them.

Early and promiscuous s-e-x causes stunted growth, because

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/adolescent-sex-can-stunt-growth-91770
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/feb/13/childhood-abuse-growth-brain-emotions

All the short guys i know go after tall women. i even have a short friend of about 5,5 but if you see the kind of girls he dates they are almost twice his size and height.

[quote author=acidosis™]God bless you sir..
I was about typing this[/quote]

uboma: The op is simply tired of her but doesn't know how to spill it out to her so as not to break her heart. She has done so much for him thats y its hard for him to leave her. I wonder y a guy like the op wudnt appreciate good gals that comes his way

[quote author=uboma]Guys wrong assumption,after all the heart breaks and criminal minded girls i have met. i thank God every single day for her. i just see myself as a guy with faults compared to this angel that came into my life and i know i have to work on it.

Lovetinz: Should I inbox you my phone number for onward transmission?

hell no.

Yield: It's easy to feel that way when you meet someone who's so good to you. She chose you for a reason and sees something special in you too . She herself has told you you're "the best thing that has ever happened to her," so keep being you and being good to her, like you've been doing. Enjoy your time together and live in the moment.

Thank you for this.i am a relatively quiet guy and also confident too. ll still work on the self esteem.

there is this girl i have been dating for over a year and 6 months. she has been the nicest girl i have ever come across in my entire existence, she has everything a guy would want in a woman. my problem is that i always feel that she deserves more than offer her, mind you i have never cheated on her, love her enough to trade my life for her, provide anything she asks for(which she rarely does).we rarely have arguments and whenever we do,we sort it out maturely. we re like two friend in love. She tells me that i am the best thing that has happened to her,but i have this feeling that she deserves someone better.

it all depends on the persons ability to tolerate things. if she insults me (as in you d criaze type of insult), i take it that she has no respect for me. and a woman without regard for her man can drive him to his early grave. but if its a joke or something she just says carelessly that annoys me, well as an introvert i normally take note of it, and when we are calm i would tell her plainly that i don't like what she said and give her reasons why i did what i did. chikena

A man needs a woman to give him children, he needs a wife to love him, support him and take care of his household. Then he needs a LovePeddler in bed.... above all he needs these three characters in one woman.....

[quote author=Mynd_44]What would he have done? He deserved it na[/quote]guys if you where in my shoes at that moment maybe you would turn your right cheeks for another round...... i dont encourage beating or slapping of women for what so ever reasons. never saw my dad raise a finger on my mum, so why should i?

There was this time when i traveled for weeks and when i got back i noticed i had rats in my house, now i hate rats so much that i can shoot at one if i see it intsead of using stick. So i got rat poison and as i was placing them in my room i decided to play a little prank on her.I used my index finger of my rat poison contaminated hands and touched my tongue with it, then i fell down and started to form convulsion. mehn the shock nearly killed her she screamed so loud that i started laughing, and then the next thing i heard was a loud sharp whining on my left cheek,then it dawned on me that i had just been slapped.A whole me, even my mum has never slapped me. As i wan form vex she just broke down,(i guess the shock of seeing me lying on the floor dying was to much for her to handle) but seeing her cry made me forget about the slap and i had to console her. At times we joke about it but mehn that slap fit compete with my popsi own.

ojesymsym: Simple matter, jst tell your new girl dat u think u r begining to like your ex again and see d speed with which their friendship go break.

smart reply there.......divide and rule always works for me......

i once asked this girl why women lie, and her point was that they lie to keep it all together, she further says imagine if you call your girl and she tells you that she just finished banging your friend or that she s having a good time with a sugar daddy, or that she doesn't love you , just wants your money or that you re horrible in bed and that she s always in terrible pains whenever you re humping her......notwithstanding women can manufacture lies even when its obvious that they re lying they still tell more good ones...

mehn cant stand girls with pot belly, if she s pregnant that's lovely but mehn what i see in ph this days are just simply not making sense....how would a 22 yr old girl have a pot belly suitable for a 40 yr old man that has buried tons of liquor...

poster, the family medical history is very important. find out the kind of illness that runs in the family, also check for things like bald head, Grey hair,(mehn some women do have bald head o)and lifespan. don't go into a family where they all die at 40 unless u have a very strong pastor......that's why it is important to ask questions about the family before getting involved with them

tell him that you would accept his offer...arrange for a dinner or lunch, then tell him @ dinner that you discovered that you are HIV positive 3months ago and that the guy who infected you died 3weeks ago,if he doubts just tell him that you just wanted him to know before starting anything with him.........if he still wants you after that then you know say dude no value his life