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Praktikals:
Boss, thanks alot for your response. You have given me the much needed clarity.
Pls sir,if you wont say I m asking for too much, I ll like to have your number cos my questions plenty gan and I dont want to make any mistake

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Praktikals:
If my COS reads 3 years, can I apply for 5 years visa or it has to be 3 years visa

Ur COS na 3 yrs.... but u wan apply for 5 yrs...??

Fantabulous!!

Baba..u just burst my brain with ur faith level

Praktikals:
Thanks, boss.
Hope there won't be health surcharge for the main applicant and his dependants.
Lol @ baby discount. I mean a suckling child

U already know that there wont be health surcharge for health and care visa applicant and dependent.......but u just wan whine me..... well done


Oh u mean baby just arrive .....yes naaa....Pay for 5 suckling child visa ...get 3 free....

Praktikals:
Boss, pls how much is uk visa for care worker? Is there discount for babies?

4-5 years na 479£
3 years/below na 247£

Yes there is discount ooo...pay for 5 babies get 2 free

Table shaker

The sad part is.... some women see nothing wrong in not being able to manage a business without a man or even several men, paying continuously to keep the business alive...in fact, for men to keep paying to restock or pay for rent is their own sign of success....

Baba...the key na to date date woman wey get sense, u go don know them right from dating stage......

babe wey go fit manage small business to point of break-even and self sustainability will not conveniently demand for 25k food in a eatry when her profit in a week no reach 15k and her entire business portfolio no pass 200bar...

...u see all those babes wey don date yahoo boys.......lol....business is just 3 things to them, hobby, a means of show of on instagram, and a point for meeting other men.....u dont enter one chance if u date them without plus-plus ....na them go ruin you....

Lets assume for a minute that she's actually a possessed person...Why will u go ahead to date a demon possessed person..?

Woman don finish for world?

enemyofprogress:
iro po. They from IROgbeje Lai Mohammed's home town

We are waiting for lai mohammed's daughter or son...

Hahahahahahaha

orezo:
Please can anyone help with answers to my questions I need urgent response as it will help me please!!!

Its not urgent kàn kàn...if its urgent u would have checked for all this info on google and ukvi website.....

1..What and what should not be missed out?
Tb test
police report
Proof of funds held for 28 days or more
Passport...
Marriage certificate if u are married
If u are not married ..show proof that ur relationship spans through the last two years or more....whats app chat, transfers, joint account... if u have kissing video ...add am cos ukvi can be very mad....


2...Ad how long does it take to get a decision?
3 to 5 weeks or as long as UKVI wants to frustrate ur life and give u high BP....U can reduce the timing by paying 500£ for fast track or 1000£ for super fast strack

3..How long does it take to get Ecctis certificate?
If u have submitted all required documents.. fast track 24 to 48hrs....
no fast track can take 2weeks or more

4...Do they accept third class?
As long as its a bachelors degree and you shaa try graduate

5....How much is police report in Lagos now and how long is the process
35 to 40k...U pay 30k online...the rest is for transport and bribery for doing nothing wrong...

48-72hrs...pay today....go to to police head quaters when u get notification...

jmoore:
Why would an AS person lie about his/her status? Isn't that a recipe for disaster?

People dont talk about cos they are too busy thinking about sex, free food and how to bill..

finegirl233:
Hot..... i am getting triggered today...

i guess you don't know your stup*d mentions are giving me a bad time already today...

Sigh..... nor vex ma

finegirl233:
Whatever bruv
Now run along

Cool....u ddnt get triggered today...

i guess u are not having a bad day today....

finegirl233:
I'm having a bad time expecially that yesterday when the werey was pulling my leg. And yes, i'm that emotional type

Thats means u are not a fine girl at all as ur moniker says.....only ugly girls get emotional and triggered over small things

They were saying lies and horrible things about ur father ?? So ur father ddnt lie, and defend horrible things done by the past administration??

Like father like daughter..... íro yíí náá níí... na this same lie lie issue...

Slynation:
words like this shouldn't be used on a man because no matter how you view it, women are the gatekeepers of sex, so put the blame on her for falling so cheap just because of soft hands...

U are expecting responsibility from a woman??

Hahahahahahah.....

Two things women are allergic to...

Bills and being responsible for their action

finegirl233:
I dont understand how you successfully inject religion into this topic.
Calling me names online is not fair please. For the past 2-3months, i attended church once which was a thanks giving this last sunday. My little kiosk use to get patronage mostly on sundays so i dont go to church regulary.
No one knew me in the church apart from my relatives here, that is to tell you that i am not what you are trying to paint me.
I left abj last year and it was same over there, church is not my thing too much cux i believe God did not have a religion. I'm saying too much here already.
Btw, i'm not looking for validation from you about my life, your opinion about me can not add a single dime to my bank account so get your facts right sir.

Why cant u resist the urge to shalayé..??
U are letting a total stranger make u confess about ur person life....u women....small matter too dey trigger una

Deepspirituals:
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Hello ,

What Exactly does Marriage at Registry says ?

Man Has no right to Marry a Second Wife ...

Is that so or not ?

U have no right to officially(through church, mosque or other registry) marry a second wife without divorcing the other....

But as a guy man...u can always marry a second wife as long as u dont do any official marriage that is documented

Okunola1921:
Yes, because the other party will accuse you of infidel

Bigamy

America001:
Boss @advanceDNA. They don finally receive am. Thank you. I just dey give myself unnecessary high BP

Good luck man

magkhan:
Mr, this is a very wrong assertion. Speak for yourself and not 'all men'. Do you know there are men that locks up their wife and threaten harm unless she sends him all her salary for the month? There are families where the woman pays all bills (rent, school fees, feeding) because her salary covers it but the ungrateful men in their lives will want her to bring what she has saved up after family expenses. Stop saying we men we men like all men are roped into one perfect spectrum. Please speak for yourself. There are terribly insecure baby men all over. Dont get me started on those that will seize wife's car keys.

U are just here to talk about bad men that abuse their wife, which is completely another context......and i am not sure why because no where in my post did i say there are no bad men....

Someone said dont help ur husband unless he cries out for help..this is a context...and u are talking about men that seize their wife salary and lock their wife up.... how is the two related

To answer ur question... i have not seen such men..

DyshApp:
Lol, but is Jackie Chan wrong for not supporting his gay daughter?

Which one be my own with how jackie treats his gay daughter.... I guess he couldnt be a father to a homosexual daughter....


Even his son is a wey no be gay na problem child...Jackie don remove the boy from his will

Warl0ck:
Lol
I am currently in this situation.
But my own be say, i no wan test her o, i just wan focus on building my future.
The mumu cum dey nagg, she want make i beg her, lol.
If i beg her make i bend .
I happy say i don knack my #4,200 (total expenditure) comot for her body.

Vawulence dey ur blood....

temodent:
This is quite misleading, how does a dependant needed a PCC before making an application, when she's not the main applicant. You may need to throw more light on this or it is just your own wishful thinking.

U outrightly accused of misleading someone
And said i'm just responding based on wishful thinking....
Then u want me to throw light??..throw light koor...throw bomb niiii

Go find ur light on UKVI website by yourself..

E be like my vawulence don reduce for this place seff...

dealslip:
Well if you took time to read objectively, everything you listed is what I wrote in my comments so what's the issue gan gan. Is that not the same thing, never hint you are helping a man, let him ask for it.

Lol...the issue gan gan is that women shouldnt wait for their man to beg them before helping .

Imagine a wife telling her husband..."oga ade, i thought i should support and releive u of some stress , i have paid for our kids school fees" i know u are trying ur best for us..

.. weda baba is broke or not....he will appreciate it die... and not feel angry or like his wife is competing with him like u said

dealslip:
I understand your point but we should see it from the reality on ground. When we talk about helping outsiders, there's usually no attachments but you see marriage is different, there is not only attachment but entanglement sef. Men don't need competitors in the home, a woman earning more in the home has to be extremely careful otherwise even her help can be misconstrued. If the man ask for help she should offer it but all she can do is to suggest. I said if it becomes critical, she should offer it as a loan - knowing fully well she won't ask for it back. Men are generally egoist and can be very mean to women who they perceive as rich. Don't you see people say stuffs like she is an ashawo just because she is rich. Generally men perceive respect as love. When a woman respects them by allowing them to own up to their responsibility and appreciate it. Women in the other hand need to be validated and acknowledged for their support. Where this is not happening expect world war 3

U are speaking a lot of theory and fallacy.....I have not seen a man that will see his wife as competitive for suggesting help when he needs it ...that man doesnt exist....
.. men are egoist doesnt mean men will despise their wife for offering to help...

We men are used to doing things all by our self not because we dont want help but because no one helps us from the start....society expects us to pull it off...society mocks us if we cant and call us broke and all manner of names.. same dont happen to women.......

Usually, Men dont ask their wife either because of the kinda of wife they have or because of what they has heard and seen about women..but not because they dont want..
.. if ur husband borrow u money...its gone... but if e reach una turn ....wahala... who wants stress from wife at home askimg for money she gave him

Livvic0596:
Good afternoon guys, please i have some questions. I got into the uk last month, and my COS was given to me since May, and maintenance was ticked, valid for 3 months, so now i want to bring in my wife
1. Considering that 3 months is up, can the maintenance still work for my wife or do i need to put some money in her account as POF
2. Does she need police character certificate. Thanks

Its just 285£ for ur wife's POF ....let her present a POF just to be on the safe side....some ECO are not nice people...

Yes your wife needs PCC...

dealslip:
Women: if you are earning more
Avoid helping men except your help is requested. they may accept your help but they will despise and resent you.

People take inititive to help outsiders that dont even ask them when they see they need help...yet you are saying women shouldnt help their own spouse unless they cry out.....this ur advice dey one kind oooo......show us the man that despise his wife for helping him before crying out??

how do u women even show this so called love u claim u have seff??

Xturf:
This very issue was addressed by a man of God. He made it clear than Man gave gave up his control in the garden of Eden. Man gave the devil. Thats why when Satan took Jesus to top of the mountain, he said I'll give you control if you bow to me.

The devil wanted to give jesus the world in exchange for worshipping him??

So what did the devil have in his possession to give adam in exchange for his authority??

Quality20:
Are they not supposed to be happy that their wives are not asking asking for every penny they need

Lol....U dont know how it works in real life...

Wife earns more doesnt automatically translate to not asking the man for every penny

jworos1:
Lol, no she isn't

That means u dey whine me naaa....


U cant apply as dependent

labake1:
Eyah no cry

Cry??
Shebi u get brother and sons.... the joke is actually on you...