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Romance › Re: Never Hit A Woman, Do This Instead. by advanceDNA: 10:38am On Jul 10, 2023
labake1:
Hurting her emotionally is still domestic abuse.

Just walk away and give her silence treatment throughout that day, she will adjust
Yeah...woman slap, abuse, insult, manipulate, and do all sorts of domestic abuse to her husband......u women dont like being paid back in ur own coin.....all u women would say the man should not do anything, he should always be a door mat and wait for her to adjust...


If n una turn....call the police, get him arrested, sleep with another man, get pregnant with another man's child, destroy his car, divorce him, take all his property ...

una well done .....na only man sabi suffer
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:28am On Jul 10, 2023
jworos1:
My other account was banned, that's why i could'nt respond earlier.
Boss, I no dey whine you ohh
U answered only one of my question...

Is ur sister ur legal guardian??
Business › Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by advanceDNA: 8:31am On Jul 10, 2023
Hardtotrust:
I need good advice on what to do.

Seun, Nlfpmod, Mynd44
Na so family dey do....they just like to feel entitled at our expense...

Your father was under pressure and took the route that says "the need of many superceeds the need of one"

U have a right to be angry......he should have told u before selling and apologize .....
.
.even if he use the money play naija bet.....will you send him to prison?? Family go enter the matter..them go beg u...las las u go gree....so Baba...u need to die the matter.....

Look at it this way...ur brother's life cannot be replaced.........but with time, u can recover ur investment.... technically..u saved him

Pele... u go dey alright
Properties › Re: Can This How Be Built With A Budget Of 5 Million(picture) by advanceDNA: 8:17am On Jul 10, 2023
No be decking i dey see so ??
Fashion › Re: Transgender, Rikkie Valerie Kollé, Crowned Miss Universe Netherlands 2023 by advanceDNA: 8:14am On Jul 10, 2023
PlutoChief:
And the stewpid girls are clapping that a man she came and defeated them in their own game.
If they no clap...they fit arrest them for transphobia and discrimination oooo grin
Fashion › Re: Transgender, Rikkie Valerie Kollé, Crowned Miss Universe Netherlands 2023 by advanceDNA: 8:12am On Jul 10, 2023
Its weird that the race that came up with advance technology are the ones thinking so upside down
Romance › Re: This 30 Years Old Married Lady Is In Dilemma by advanceDNA: 7:10am On Jul 10, 2023
Gggjhhj:
Nigerian women and I was thereby him, how much did you contribute to his success
Lol.....

To them..the vagina is what made u successful
Romance › Re: This 30 Years Old Married Lady Is In Dilemma by advanceDNA: 7:07am On Jul 10, 2023
U came from uk with your baby, unexpectedly to nigeria..with public transport from airport... yet ur husband dey naija..... lol
Family › Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by advanceDNA: 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2023
Zupay:
She is okay with it because she wan relocate to Canada.
Why would any girl agree to be aborting her baby till they can randomly get AS or AA genotype.
...so yeah....na because of Canada
Romance › Re: How I Used Civil Defence To Collect Back The Phone My Brother Bought For A Girl by advanceDNA: 7:50pm On Jul 09, 2023
nairalanda1:
Sorry, but what the woman did , while good she stood up for her brother...is wrong and is uncalled for.

The truth is, we Nigerians love to complain about injustice, but at the end of the day, we use the same injustice to do wrong things.

At the end of the day, the girl did not steal the phone, did not extort or blackmail the brother for the phone, the boy gave her the phone of his own free will, and while that is silly, it is by no means a crime. Yet the woman woke up, and got the girl arrested on a charge of theft.

I wonder if the woman who is boasting of the crime would be happy if her ex used similar methods to retrieve any gift he gave her.

I am ready to be abused and cursed for my comment, but she was wrong, it is not right, and this is one of the things that we do wrong in our country. And after, tomorrow evening, we will all come and complain about how policemen and women are evil people...when we put them up to it.

I don talk my own.
She know say she has nothing to do with a man thats not from her village....but she can take their money ans material things from them before telling them?? Thats exploitation
To u exploitation is okay...but getting back what the exploiter gained from you by flase pretense is wrong..... well done

Im not surprised....u are always parading nairaland supporting this evil goverment for all with their bad governance..
Romance › Re: I’m Loosing My Erection Please Help! by advanceDNA: 6:47pm On Jul 09, 2023
Amotolongbo:
Continue cheating with your hands on your girlfriend
Lol.....mad oooo

If na u use vibratòr ....it wont be cheating on your man ooooo grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:14pm On Jul 09, 2023
Ifedayofemi:
without being stamped on signature on it?
Yes
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:41pm On Jul 09, 2023
Ifedayofemi:
Good afternoon everyone,happy sunday,pls I want to know concerning printing out statements of accounts for pof,do I need to get a stamped one from the bank or I just provide the one I generate on my account that is not stamped,they said before I get a stamped one I have to enter the bank for it and the day I will likely print out will fall on a weekend which I must submit on a Monday at tls,pls what would u advise pls...@advanceDNA I will appreciate your contribution and everyone too ...Thanks
You can print from the app/online and submit upload to tls
Celebrities › Re: Nurse Fired For Secret Affair With Patient Who Died During S*x In UK Hospital by advanceDNA: 2:40pm On Jul 09, 2023
Ethics....
Romance › Re: Is This A Rejection From Her? by advanceDNA: 12:52pm On Jul 09, 2023
NEWBIN:
So I asked this lady to let me know if she is interested in me in presence of a few people

Then she said

'No, I am okay like this'

Is this a rejection from her?
If the rejection is going to be any louder than than that...na slap u go collect
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
jworos:
Hello house,

Please I have a question, my sister is already in the UK using the care worker route, please what process/steps should I take to apply as her dependant?

@advanceDNA
Ur sister báwó?
dependent bawo is ur sister ur legal guardian?? Are u a minor??
Shey u dey whine me niiiii?? because i no get

Romance › Re: What Or Who Is An Evening Newspaper by advanceDNA: 9:09pm On Jul 08, 2023
KingOfTheDamned:
That woman was one of the Israelites that trecked from Egypt to Israel! She witnessed the Biafran war o. 🤣🤣🤣 She is the grand matron of evening newspapers 🤣
Man.....u came with all ur cylinders firing


....even for me a lover vawulence ....this vawulence is way out of my jurisdiction
Romance › Re: This Is The Mistake Most Ladies Are Making by advanceDNA: 6:45pm On Jul 08, 2023
blazepascal:
Stop advertising your fornication in public and expecting some reasonable man to take the liability someday. Na only pesin weh u deh date know how he carry you for mind....
#BLAZE
Please baba, lets leave this women.... the more you guys try to make them see their behavior is their undoing, the more they call it hate and bashing ........see what one guy said here last week... "the whoring around of women is gain to men that want to fvck and dump "

some of these wome even said they will retaliate by cheating too....lol ...as if no be their yansh and reputation go suffer for street shior!!!! Thats just more yansh for fvck boyz for street....

They dont know that some promiscous men are pretending to be women on social media sponsoring campaigns and articles to make women feel its their right to be lose like men in the name of equality.... to think like men... off trousers like stúpid me dont think with their penís

and its working, because while women think they are ow more bold, and they too can off pant anywhere.. they are just setting themselves up for men that want to lay cheap women's wives and babes...

I saw one foreign case of four 16 year old boys that slept with a promiscous woman ... na who lose?? Mama has gone to jail.... the boys were called legends in school on monday morning..
grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:57pm On Jul 08, 2023
Oluwaloseyi66:
Admin and every good person in this group kindly help out ...May God help you in times of need ..
Level 2 and level 3 are just the different course level training in health & social care....most care or health assistant jobs requires them
.....but not all the time as some employer will say they dont mind u getting your certifications while on the job.... cool right??

However, many that got these jobs just got lucky after applying severally....some after 300 applications by google searching. Some got lucky after 10 or 15 applications....Some go on linkedin website to look for care agency owner's profile and messaged them directly.......and some are operating on 5g grace and favour.......after one apllication hey got lucky....

..There's more , some had to do small care-giving course from Allison online learning platform or Florence academy online, just to boost their chances (its not free though) each course cost money... exmaple of such courses are:

Understanding the care-giving role
Certification in basic first aid
Infection prevention & Control level II
Catheter care
Understanding Sexuality and Spirituality
Understanding Dementia (Level I)


...And sadly.... some had to go through agents ...please bear in mind that the different versions of evil these agents cannot accomplish does not exist....example is.... they charge principality level of money to connect pple to an employer......please dont say i told u to go and pay ooo.....if dem run u street....my hand no dey ooo.....


More documetation : some employer will expect applicants to have TB test, IELTS or other proof of english and police report readily........ ....please note that these 3 documentations are only needed for visa application....but like i said some employer weirdly ask..mayb because they want applicant that wont delay with applyig for visa nd strt the job..
..... the risk is on u to have them readily....because they all subject to expiration.... if u dont get the job before ty expire.... u will have to do another one....

IELTS is 90k
TB is 60k
police report is 30-40k ...


U asked for a good person......I am not a nice person ooo..I just say make i answer u nii oooo

With google.....U go dey alright las las.....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:14pm On Jul 08, 2023
Molajim:
The consent letter provided during application stated both parents are responsible for baby. But father is giving full permission for the baby to travel without him I’m guessing that particular word caused this wahala.
Madam...how far this ur case
Politics › Re: Keyamo Reacts As Mmesoma Admits Forging UTME Result by advanceDNA: 11:42am On Jul 08, 2023
keyamo said “She’s a brilliant girl, judging by her actual score of 249.





So u pple re still confident she scored the 249 by herself..... make una dey play
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Has Destroyed All Of Its Chemical Weapons - Biden by advanceDNA: 9:55am On Jul 08, 2023
United state can lie...they are just playing around with grammar...they probably have more horrible weapons


U do anyhow..dem go light you up sharp sharp

Hiroshima and Nagasaki never recover finish from their wicked ritaliation.... small play that Japan played with them at Pearl harbour...
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Anambra Inquiry Says The Candidate Altered The Result Herself by advanceDNA: 9:52am On Jul 08, 2023
b3llo:
lol... She needs to be purified of her criminal mind grin
At 19....baba...there's no purifying here ooo...
This one na follow come....factory fitted
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Anambra Inquiry Says The Candidate Altered The Result Herself by advanceDNA: 9:50am On Jul 08, 2023
nairalanda1:
Her age has nothing to do with the case.

There are people who have entered university at much older ages, either because they wanted to read a particular course, upgrade their qualifications, or because poverty did not allow them enter university on time.
She's not even old naaaa......Thats the standard age for her level and by naija education system....u start primary sch by 6 finish 12...finish secondary 6 years later ....18/19 u do jamb.....

Some kids are just lucky their parents take them to private schools to start early at age 4 or 5.....still skip primary 6 to do common entrance early..... like u said poverty doesnt make some parents have the luxury to do all these things....
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Anambra Inquiry Says The Candidate Altered The Result Herself by advanceDNA: 9:44am On Jul 08, 2023
b3llo:
What a shame! She needs psychological evaluation and therapy to help her move on. Dear parents and guardians, stop encouraging bad habits in your children/wards calling it smartness. Look at the national shame and embarrassment this has brought. A word is enough for the wise.
She needs therapy bawo??
Na she dey try twist our brain naaa....
We are her victim....Na nigerians need therapy after the stunt she pulled on all of us.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Lord’s Prayer Opening May Be ‘problematic’, Says Archbishop by advanceDNA: 8:50am On Jul 08, 2023
Small matter....una go make am complex.....

......
Romance › Re: Sex Is Overrated - Writing From Experience. (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 8:31am On Jul 08, 2023
seniorgozman:
The one that annoys me much is guys bragging on the number of girls they have bleeped
because to them...that whats left to brag about. ..the banging itself feels pointless ... grin
Romance › Re: Single and frustrated women everywhere!!!! 35+ by advanceDNA: 6:26am On Jul 08, 2023
Savedday2:
Who tell you say all this evening newspapers want marry?

All them want is to jump from one diick to the other. They feel the younger ones are overtaking them so, they are fighting to upgrade.

Ashawo will always remind ashawo
Lol....They are allergic to paying bills and buying their own food even when they have money.........baba... many of them want to marry
Romance › Re: Single and frustrated women everywhere!!!! 35+ by advanceDNA:
Ballzproblem2:
many women are not single by choice,make una try get empathy.


With this harsh economy which man wan reason marriage?
Most of them are single by choice....
.every woman has her period when men they rush.... but the unrealistic standards they set make them refuse to even respond to simple hello from a guy let alone date many potential husbands because he no get car or plenty money..


To make matters worse.. they cant approach men when they see their so called spec, they have to wait to be approached....so in reality...their choice is very limited...unless they get lucky they are approaced by their exact spec...

The ones that have small sense will give one guy that approach them a chance...thats when u will hear them say "and i ddnt want him b4 oo...i just said i should try him out but i ended up liking him" ....
Romance › Re: Single and frustrated women everywhere!!!! 35+ by advanceDNA: 6:00am On Jul 08, 2023
Evolutionlove:
grin grin grin

The worst part of it is Most of them are Single and yet Broke.

The ones who are financially okay among them are searching for God fearing, Handsome, Tall, Slim, Intelligent, Caring Millionaire/Billionaire with Six Packs and 12 Inches Dvckgrin

Awon Wereey.
Baba...calm down...
The matter dey vex u gaan ooo?
Crime › Re: Police Searching For Man Seen On CCTV Footage Stealing Manholes In Lagos (Video) by advanceDNA: 4:02am On Jul 08, 2023
nesphil:
Which hunger dey wire this man with this clean Car huh
Sometimes you guys dey try to justify trash or blame everything happening in this country on hunger.

Police should look for this wild animal and put him where he belongs.
Justify??.. na u dey behave like woman dey rush into conclusions...

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