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Numero123:
@Advance Dna:

Evening Greetings Sir, Please do you have any idea, if it is okay for someone who just got into the UK with the Skilled Worker(Care Worker) Route and doesn’t have Shift or training yet from the Employer that issued COS. Is it okay for that person to quickly Travel out of the UK and back, even before getting shifts? (This Person already received the BRP card upon arrival in the UK). Is it advisable for the Person to make this Trip outside the UK. (Urgent/important Trip)? Thanks for your response in Advance.

Baba u free to navigate.....nothing dey happen as long as u dont stay outside uk for too long....

pakirisuitesphc:
The visa form will ask you the COS number of years and you can't lie, once you pick 5, then it will automatically ask you to pay for 5 years.

What is COS number of years??

HellVictorinho6:
WHY? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

While biology can guide laws......laws are mostly based on territory behavioural pattern of the people there.....
In states where there are too many cases of adults sleeping with 16-17 year olds because it is legal..the age of consent law can be reviewed to 15 years old in order to discourage the adults and protect the minors that may have been groomed and manipulated at young ages.

Just like u have death penalty of cocaine trafficking in some places ....its because the cases of drug related deaths has become too high... so laws become tougher to manage the perlculiar pattern of behaviour in the country

SPRINCE001:
😂
Above 23
First degree holder B.sc
An O.A.P/journalist
No car yet due to my type of work but i own a house

Anything problem with my lifestyle?

You dey answer person wey dey underrate you??

PopQueenAgency:
Would it take bribing?

Baba i dont know oooo...

If they allow it in the first place....they will likely have authorized vet that will certify your animal....

PopQueenAgency:
What's wrong?

Naija veterinary/health standard is not up to their own....if them approve am...the wahala go plenty niiiii..... especially in this era of diseases cause by animals.... dem no rate nigeria well naa

Animal?? From africa??
Good luck man

Googledotcom:
Menn, there's a lesson to learn here seriously. You really hit the nail on the head.

Baba....na u see lesson from this ooo cos u look well.....

Na bashing and hatred "some" dey call am oo

fyzaila:
I didn't tell the person it won't matter because I'm still weighing my options here.

Besides, i didn't lie about my age, it's just the month and day i lied about.
But, can you give up on your skillful, competent, and loyal staff that you know to get his type isn't easy? Can you?? Just because of something as insignificant as that?

If you can, then you are on the long thing.

Lol.... there are many employees that can be both good and truthful.....so on the contrary its is the lying employee that is on a long thing because she cannot be trusted and belong to the street..

.. u forgot u told us he has been over the moon over the fact that he thought u are same day and month... meaning, its part of the reason he loves u because he feels u are rare astrological occurence in the cosmos...which is lie...... u are just any other chiamaka or justina on the street

Where are the "i dont have any choice" but to spread it crew

Where are the "he his immature" crew ??

fyzaila:
I don't know about all the girls you've been dating o, because it seems you've been dealt with by them. All what i know is, i know myself and i have made my self worthy of the love he gave to me.

About your question, it didn't seem like a lie at first because we were catching fun during the talking stage and i over looked telling him the truth.

So if he catch me on this or i tell him the truth does it amount to anything that will make him gaga? I don't think so.

Lol....u want psychoanalyse others but u are not looking in the mirror to deal with ur insecurities that led to the lying....
....someone also told u up there that its best he doesnt know.....u ddnt tell him it wont matter if he knows ooo..

An employee that lied about his age thinks the company will overlook it because he's a good staff.....lol....

fyzaila:
If at all i made him feel that, i have also proved myself worthy of it. And i know everything about me is true except that.

This one you're sounding harsh like this 😳 making a mountain out of a mole hill. Wahala o for your girlfriend.

Lol.... every woman thinks she's a worthy girl friend .....no one thinks they are bad because deep down we all do what favors us even kidnappers and ritualists...

Yeah...u are the one that knows everything about u is true.....when others know we can lie about when we were born then they start doubting everything they know about us

Besides...U ddnt answer the question ...why did u do it if u know its not a big deal..??

he will soon catch u anyway.. then u will realize i wasnt harsh..i was just letting u know a possible angle he will view ur lies from.

The bad part is ..u dont seem sorry u lied to him....u are here to look for those that will support u and ur lies..thats one of the ways to know u are not good person..

helinues:
Ladies are the master in rejecting guys advance, but this same ladies couldn't take it when they are rejected by who they admire? They either become toxic or resort to blackmailing.

Why?

They call u childish and immature..

Kharol1234:
That one were carry extension wire na lie

Fear women hand bag ooooo....

Felaincarnated:
Na chisom do dis tin

Lol...be like igbo girls don show u pepper..


....this one na Ofure

CanadaQueen:
Hi Bacteria and everyone, thanks for your response. Pls how much in naira is the £147.50 for ECCTIS? The person who paid for me paid with Euro and said the conversion is 190knaira. Pls is ECCTIS up to that? By the way she's my sister so I'm not going to pay her that much but out of curiosity I want to know how much the ECCTIS fee is in naira.

Ur sister is helping u...
U even said you are not going to pay much seff....Why u come dey look for vawulence??
u cant get pounds for less than 800-950naira now depending on the exchnage route... she may have added some other logistics... make una no fight because of money oooooo

Bacteria8:
As at this morning, £147.5 is less than N90,000

And Euro is also lower than pounds.

Less than 90,000? For where??
There is no where in this world pound is less than 600naira...even dollars is not less than 600 naira, let alone pounds

Sofialuv:
you no get joy o

I no get joy?? Ok oooo
U are woman shaa...so i undertsand....
Behaviours like that is normal to you women

fyzaila:
How is it a manipulation? Is he loving me because of birth date and month? Or is birth date and month giving him the peace of mind he is having now?

We've come a long way and there is no stopping or going back.

Why did u do it in the first place if u know it doesnt matter when it comes to loving you?.. people take the date and month they were born seriously
U made him feel there is something special out of the ordinary about meeting u...and u said its not manipulation...

This one is not even serious.....so why did u come here if u know there's no going back

Ifedayofemi:
sir...the 5.6m is not the available but thr total of transactions I did for the 10 days and still counting,the 1.5m is always in the account with no issues every day,I just want to know if I can be putting all the big money with narrations of what am using it for like buying building materials or I should stop and start putting small money to complement the 1.5m fixed amount in it

Madam...u are not worried about the right things.......Whatevr u like ..u can do with your account...u can pay in, buy stuffs, withdraw, collect loan, receive ájó......etc.....
.its ur available balance withing the 28 day period ukvi will look at that matters..... the big question is will ur 1.5M be enuf on ur application submission day?? because there is no longer standard official rate?? We can wake up and find that the day's rate is 750£ or even 400£....

Ifedayofemi:
Good day everyone,please kindly answer all my questions pls...this is the 3rd time here and no response....I want to know how to run an account for POf....it's a work visa am applying for with family of 3 and the POF should be 1.2m which I have 1.5m in the account and ever since the money entered ,my husband have been transacting through my account and as at 10 days of the pof my account is 5.6m now,hope it won't be an issue at the embassy,is there minimum money that should be in there or we should stop funding the account or continue...please it is very very urgent please everyone

If u like put 200 million there....the major requirment is that ur 28day count must be complete before u print our and apply for visa

Also bear in mind that baba tinubu has opted for currency floating......yesterday's oanda rate was close to 656£ to a pound which isbthe rate ukvi uses......only God knows how much the rate will be the day u print and submit ur application...

Luckily u have 5.6M .......it might be best to start counting ur 28day from when u account started showing the high balance just to be safe

samwash:
Let me give you my 25 cent.

Tomorrow morning, locate the nearest customary/ high court close to you & jejely sworn affidavit of the month & date of birth and show it to your boyfriend to support your lie.
He wouldn't get angry again because you already have prove for it.

What will happen to all her id cards...

Houseofglam7:
That was totally unnecessary.
To what end

soul and heart Manipulation ...
Likely to manipulate him to thinking their meeting was fate, divine, a special event, a rare occurrence in the time and space.....and perhaps treat her specially and quickly marry her so that he doesnt lose this special astrological arrangement the universe has arranged for him

I have heard of virginity lies...
Number of ex lies
body count lies
Womb condition lies...
Existing children lies..
Already married lies...

I never hear this one before.....

fyzaila:
I lied to my guy that we have the same birth day and month and he has been over the moon. Saying I'm his missing rib an all that. This happen during our talking stage which is a year ago.

Should i tell him the truth or just keep cool? Guys please how will you handle such situation?

Note: this is the only lie i have ever told him. I'm very loyal tbh.

U lied that u are same birth day and month with him? To what end?? Madam...u do realize this is a principality level of heart and soul manipulation??


Me i go close ur file sharpally....cos only god knows how far u can go

Ilekokonit:
Na so one wey I dey date come my house to spend the night come call her brother in law with her phone to tell him she wasn't coming home that night and asked me to say hello to her brother in law which I did for less than 5 minutes.

I was surprised when I was buying her something the next day she told me to also buy her top up credit since I used her phone to talk to her brother in law the previous night ??

I quickly decided in my mind to Japa 'cos i don't like stingy / selfish / thoughtless people - male or female.

If she had any sense or conscience she should have remembered that she called her brother in law herself and handed me her phone to say a short hello. It wasn't as if I borrowed her phone to make a personal call. Me wey be say I get unlimited minutes on my own phone.

Baba...some women are not worthy to be in relationships.....all they see their partner as is an ATM machine to be exploited and thats what they see as love.....make i give u another true life weird secenario

Babe: help me add money ehar i have to buy fone and wig .i dont have much ....

Guy: i dont have for now ....u know i told u i just lost some money to some currency trading..maybe till next month

Babe: okay let me borrow you the 40k so i can buy the phone now....then u can give me back next month

We are in the era of identifying as whateva u like.......u no dey see men identify as women and vice versa....