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Politics › Re: An Open Letter To The President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria. by advanceDNA: 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2023
Lol....u people think these wicked, demonic rulers care?? U are riding on false hope...
Romance › Re: In The Midst Of A Cheating Scandal, Banky & Adesua Were Seen Attending Church by advanceDNA:
Adesua be like "any woman wey sleep with my man, na promo she do with her yansh..... I no dey leave banky for anybody"
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are There No Helpers On Nairaland Again by advanceDNA: 4:27pm On Jun 25, 2023
Rtk4:
Remember those days when people help strangers alot on Nairaland, but these days. Infact I've forgotten when when last i saw someone expressing gratitude to anyone for help rendered. I'm not trying to say there are no kind hearted people on Nairaland anymore...
You sef...try help person make others too see...
Family › Re: Adesuwa Is 40% Responsible For Banky W's Alleged Infidelity by advanceDNA: 2:52pm On Jun 25, 2023
U just capping man....

Funny though...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
Etsetemi88:
Greetings. I did my biometrics for a work visa on the 16th of June, I have not received any email from home office. I tracked my application and it's still at the decision making center. I am worried.
Which kind worry be that ..?? 9 days ago ... oga go and relax small
Romance › Re: Should I Invite Her Over by advanceDNA: 10:36am On Jun 25, 2023
Dreadlock69:
Omo one careless banny wan lap my unit . But the problem be say she no fine for face at all, and seriously konji dun dey injure me since and my babe know dey , and to carry some other banny wey I know nah expenses . This one wan come by herself willingly and I know wan fck up my reputation
Get to know first...she no ugly again
Christianity Etc › Re: What Will Happen If I Don't?? by advanceDNA: 10:34am On Jun 25, 2023
DCmaverick:
What will happen if i don't close my eyes while prayinghuh will God punish me or will he decline me of my blessings or will i see God working in miracle??
i just want to know o, or maybe am committing sin.
Your opinions are welcome
Closing ur eyes is to avoid distraction from sirroundings... if u can open your eyes and remain focused with God u are talking to ...carry go
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:30am On Jun 25, 2023
Myella:
Good morning. Please how do I talk to you privately. I really need your assistance for something urgent
Dm me through the nairaland "send user an email" option when u click my profile
Romance › Re: Perfectmate Matchmaking For Nigerian Singles Living In ABROAD (DIASPORA) by advanceDNA: 7:24am On Jun 25, 2023
slimjohn2k5:
I pity the girl that will send u dm.
You go suck her dry both sexually and financially
Be calming down....Na woman dey find man of that age range to marry
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:35pm On Jun 24, 2023
newtral01:
Good Evening, on my COS maintenance was ticked Yes for me and dependant does that mean that I don’t need to show proof of funds and proof of accommodation when submitting my visa application.
Yep
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:34pm On Jun 24, 2023
amehrada:
Please I have 3 questions with regards the image attached;

1. Can a dependant still use the COS even after it’s stated expiry date?
....dependents link their application to the main applicant's GW number...COS is linked ti main applicant.....doesnt matter if the COS has expired

amehrada:
2. Does the sponsor’s note imply that dependant will have to provide proof of maintenance funds during visa application? (Maintenance was ticked Y)
Yes...Dependent will provide proof of funds..

amehrada:
3. Can a dependant(husband) use the statement of account of the sponsored migrant(wife) as proof of maintenance funds during visa application? (Wife is already in the UK) Thanks in anticipation of your response.
Yes..... she should send her uk statement of account and cover note permitting you to use her statement...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:31pm On Jun 24, 2023
mayowa94:
Hello do I need to do TB test and criminal record certificate if I want to change visa in the UK?
Nope
Romance › Re: Did She Truly Love Me? I Need Your Advice Guys by advanceDNA: 2:28pm On Jun 24, 2023
Warlord2014:
You are dating an olosho, she is used to getting paid for Bleep and fun, that's why her visit is always strictly on business.... Know this and know peace
He tell u say he fvck?? Someone wey woman dey control...u think say this one strong enough to initiate sex..... ask am make he tell u how many times he don straff the banny....

If he has done it all...e no fit pass 2 or 3 times...
..if he dey lash the babe wella ....e no go too dey worry about the money.... baba brain don dey reconcile say he don dey lose too much

...weda the babe come or not...she go still control am like a mugu to still pay her....

I hate boyz wey dey mumu for woman...
Romance › Re: Did She Truly Love Me? I Need Your Advice Guys by advanceDNA: 2:21pm On Jun 24, 2023
bayocute:
My name is Bayonle David.

I have noticed any time I tell my gf to see me,l; her coming alone will cost me 16k cos she will say she can't come unkempt. I've severally inconvenient myself for her ontop my 50k salary. If unfortunately something else came up that will leave me with no change at hand to get stuffs when she comes around. She won't bother to show up again or communicate with me how we can manage the situation. She will rather not come again and yet insists I send her the money I already promised.
What do you think I should do guys cos I'm getting frustrated already like I'm being used.

These has happened numerous times and was able to convinced me that this isn't a mere an innocent act but a deliberate act from her end.

I need an advice on what to do abeg
U are just an ATM...nothing more...
U are not even human to her for her to pity
U are just a source of free cash to her to be exploited until u have sense ....

This thread u opened shows ur eyes are opening...but ur peni§ and wrong mentality that u must pay women to date you wont let u think straight

Walk way....walk away and dont ever look back
Romance › Re: Africa Men Mentality Towards Marriage by advanceDNA: 11:44am On Jun 24, 2023
IyanuDeb:
it's not necessarily true, it's just the choice of men, they tend not to be interested in independent woman because somehow they are scared of them, they always want a submissive woman which they think independent woman are not
Scared of women....?? What are u saying..??.
Nobody wants a partner that will disrespect them whether you are a man or woman..

Everyone wants to be respected..its not a man thing ...its a sign of love and loyalty....

By the way....i dont know what u women interpret as submissive that u keep making it look like an evil thing......obviously its different from man's idea of submissive.....

the fact that u all keep yammering about it like some evil thing even before u marry shows why most of u cant live successfully with men once u have small change...
Romance › Re: Africa Men Mentality Towards Marriage by advanceDNA: 11:18am On Jun 24, 2023
Paying bills?? Lol.... we all know that gender that is allergic to paying bills unless they dont have choice
Crime › Re: USA - Male Prisoners Claim To Be Women, And Are Sent To Women's Prison by advanceDNA: 5:40am On Jun 24, 2023
This is what when insane people get into governemnt, ministry of education and important decision making offices....

goverment shouldnt trample on other people's rights becos they want to indulge others' delusion....this nonsenśe is becoming more irritating
Crime › Re: USA - Male Prisoners Claim To Be Women, And Are Sent To Women's Prison by advanceDNA: 5:32am On Jun 24, 2023
SpatialKing:
Abi unlimited access to puna..
Baba....u no go die young grin
Crime › Re: USA - Male Prisoners Claim To Be Women, And Are Sent To Women's Prison by advanceDNA: 5:28am On Jun 24, 2023
Well....on the bright side...thats unrestricted access to peniś grin ....
they should not forget to give them sanitary pads oooo..
Romance › Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by advanceDNA: 8:26pm On Jun 23, 2023
Originalsly:
1. I guess I watched a different episode. In this case ... why is it " an engagement ring episode" if the ring was just a gift? There has to be more to it. Most likely ... the guy gave her the ring as an engagement ring. Once she accepted it ... regardless of what her mouth said before or after ... she would have to return it once they split... the reason why Judy ruled that way.

2. If you moved in together ... do you give the person what you moved in with?... or you share? If I moved in with you ... in your apartment... and brought a fridge ... did I give it to you? What you brought to the apartment is what you leave with when you leave... that's basic. Sharing rent is a must ... and bills in general. I'm almost sure JJ asked Did he say I'm giving you this TV and computer? .... and she couldn't answer.

Don't get me wrong ... I'm not totally against taking back "small gifts". If I just met a babe.... both seem interested and now starting a relationship and babe said next Saturday is my birthday ... I went out of the way and sacrificed my lunch and t fare money to buy her a gift ... let's say 1 pair jeans.... never mind it was wayyy over my pay scale ... and took her out to eat ... yes... a Mama Put special .... then a month later I found out it was not her birthday.... she lied. Well... the ball will be in her court .... she can give it back peacefully... or .......
Unless u have proof as a woman a man dash you a house, car, iphine 14...etc ...u shouldnt call anything u receive from him a gift because he can claim i lent it to you....

. it easier to prove that he lent it than for you to prove that he dash you... if i am a woman i cannot even be comfortable using what my ex gave me...

Ive seen women even burn clothes given to them by men as a symbolism of moving on..... but nigerian woman always want severance package as if dating is a job... even employers dey collect their car and ID card...
Romance › Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by advanceDNA: 4:41pm On Jun 23, 2023
mukthar2000:
Childishness mumy boy attitude.
The guy too should calculate all her punna the don knack and returned it back to her.

NO PAIN NO GAIN.
All the puna?? Why she no calculate all the penís she collect......una to mumu for pvssy
Romance › Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by advanceDNA: 4:36pm On Jun 23, 2023
drololaaof:
Biko those men are stupid. There is a Yoruba adage that says' a kin sanwo idi tan ' that is you cannot pay all for the sex you have .
So....Are u still paying all the girls u fvcked....since u can never finish paying...??
Romance › Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by advanceDNA: 4:06pm On Jun 23, 2023
Originalsly:
I saw this Judge Judy episode. The reason to return the ring or any other significant thing is because of breach of promise. Engagement is a promise to marry.... whatever significant gift given is done with the expectation that both will be together as one in marriage.
There are other episodes that are like this thread but the giver was sharply told it cannot be returned.
Guys should know a gift is a gift. If you didn't attach conditions at the time of giving then it is dead wrong to ever ask the receiver to return it .... regardless if it was a bicycle or a Benz. Babes should also know the type of men they are dealing with and not just be rushing with arms outstretched to receive "gifts" from Tom, Dick and Harry. If you need to ask for receipt or title paper then you should not be receiving that "gift".
Unless its not a significant gift or its petty money spent while together .....judge judy almost always tell the collector to pay back once its significant amount money..... this engagement ring episode...remeber the lady was arguing that she already told him she is not ever getting married again after her last divorce......so the ring was just a gift and not a marriage promise... judy still insisted..she returned it because it was a significant cost and exploitation..

..if u claim u watch judge judy well...u would have seen episodes people ask for their TVs, computers, etc they gave to their partner/girlfriend when they moved in together .... they even ask for rent even though there was no agreement for the girl to pay.... and judy always maintains that u cannot live rent free because u are fvcking somebody...u must pay...
Agriculture › Re: I Need A Cassava stick that Is Poisonous To Cow But Edible For Consumption by advanceDNA: 2:16pm On Jun 23, 2023
zeuss:
You sound wicked.... Why should Fulani cows enter his farm and ear his crops.. Are they trying to kill him?
I sound wicked?? Please clear off my mention if u sont have anything to say..... is that how they thought you..that two wrongs make a right??
Romance › Re: How Can A Lady Who Has Flat Butt And Chest Attract A Man? by advanceDNA:
HanisahZuwy:
I would like to know how a lady who doesn't have sizable butt or let say a lady who has tiny butt and very tiny boobs, how can such a lady attract a man. We all know men are attracted by butts and boobs, either both or one of them. So, someone who doesn't have any of those, does she stand a chance in attracting or getting a man? How can she do this? How can she get a man? Please, I would like to know. Thanks.
Be smart, amazing, respectful and resourceful
...let people hear sense when u open your mouth...and dress well.
..some men are not superficial...they will get to know the real you before dating you....so if you are amazing upstairs, have empathy, and a good human being...u will marry before all this big yansh with no sense...
Agriculture › Re: I Need A Cassava stick that Is Poisonous To Cow But Edible For Consumption by advanceDNA: 2:05pm On Jun 23, 2023
kunleajao:
Hello house please I need a cassava stick for planting that is poisonous to cow but edible to human consumption... My location is Oyo state precisely Otu any leads I will appreciate as soon as possible...

Call or Whatsapp : 08061311315
Lol...baba...calm down....that's some serious genetic modification....where u wan see that one...
no vex kill fulani herdsmen cow oooooo... na crises be that ooo
Autos › Re: SOLD Super Clean 2009 Tokunbo Rav4 ( No Back Tyre) by advanceDNA: 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2023
What manner of sorcery is going on here?
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
NezzyMike:
I don't take it too serious sha, he should be the main applicant while the wife gets back to her feet.
If u dont, u would have seen my sarcasm
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:53pm On Jun 23, 2023
Ifedayofemi:
please I want to know how much should be in the account for POf for family of 3 applying for skilled worker visa....have gotten my COS and it's not stated there....how will I know pls....I'm presently doing for 1.2m but with this fluctuating rate will it be enough....
I heard pounds is 900naira today.......this exchange rate is makimg things weird..my advice is just have excess and print oanda exchange rate for that day at submit with your application....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:58am On Jun 23, 2023
Nwokiwu90:
Visa Alert
Biometrics 31st March
Collection mail 22nd June
Passport pickup 23rd June

The wait is over…. Praying for those awaiting theirs for quick positive decision Amen
Thanks everyone 😁😁
Omoh...dem frustrate you oooo....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:57am On Jun 23, 2023
NezzyMike:
A pregnant woman working as a carerhuh Newly employed?? It's better he's the main applicant cus she can't be breastfeeding and handling such job.
Lol... u take life too serious...
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Recounts How She Was Blocked By A Guy She Tried Wooing by advanceDNA: 7:14am On Jun 23, 2023
E shock am... grin

Small rejection....u don dey vex....

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