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Food › Re: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by advanceDNA:
N3TRAL:
She's not lying.

She employed professionals from PR firms, medics, assistants, cost of production. She even signed a deal with a top tier law firm to handle legal matters.

Hilda worked with the best brains available. There was no how she would fail. I give her credit for being able to assemble a distinguished team.
Did u personally plan and audit the financials involved in Hilda's cooking or u just want to asslicķ for no reason..
Politics › Re: NNPC Grants Dangote License To Import Fuel by advanceDNA: 8:54pm On Jun 13, 2023
BATified23:
The refinery will only be operational from next month and fully by August. For now, we will still import fuel
U cannot make heaven...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:47pm On Jun 13, 2023
Acquiredollars:
Good evening seniors,

I need an urgent answer to this please:

If I'm on a skilled worker visa and I include my wife and baby as my dependant, can they fill their own visa application say one year later and join me in the UK thereafter?

Thanks.
After one year?? Wateva u do...be urgent about it....laws can change in the uk at any time....one person can just wake up and make new law that dependents can no longer follow main applicants....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:02pm On Jun 13, 2023
mercy87:
Please I am trying to pay for ecctis and my ecobank card was declined. How do you guys pay please?
Go and buy virtual dollar card...or u call someone abroad to pay for you....naira card doesnt work for foreign transaction
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:01pm On Jun 13, 2023
CLASSMAN:
sir
U should be able to show that u ddnt just go get birth certificate to traffic someone's child.....like i said the question came up because they expect that u should have a birth certificate dated around the time of birth.... and not almost two years after

So...Present hospital record, and if possible hospital issued birth certificate which will have the date around when u birthed ur kid...

and just explain with a cover note that the NPC certificate only came up this year because the visa application is ur kid' first official application since birth since he never start school and thats the requirment for international application.... usually local application accept any of hospital issued, local goverment issued or NPC
Nairaland General › Re: My Neighbour Is Loud All The Time by advanceDNA: 2:41pm On Jun 13, 2023
pretydiva:
Talk to him again about it, if he still doesn't change then do a pay back.

When you know he's home and your sure he's not going out, just begin jam music and make sure to increase it then lock your door and leave while the music is still playing. I believe he will get the memo
U want to use the smell of weed to disturb a ganja man?? As in??
Romance › Re: Desist from cheating by advanceDNA: 2:29pm On Jun 13, 2023
Pinnup:
More comments
......as long as there is love..there is always guilt
.......No love...... no guilt....

...Over time ...pple master the habit of placing their pleasure or cheating gains over the guilt they feel.... which will eventually kill the love

No worry...when ur boyfriend use u do lord of the rings for 2 years without marriage... u sef go sabi cover ur guilt like ur remainig gender
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:52am On Jun 13, 2023
CLASSMAN:
how do i reconcile that?
but her sisters own is not issued same date of birth , even mine is not also issued around the same date of birth
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
CLASSMAN:
thanks will upload the cetificate back to them
Thats not what they asked you ooooo...
They said u should reconcile the date difference between when u birth ur child and when u collect birth certificate.....because oyinbo expect it to be the same or around the same period.....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Jun 13, 2023
CLASSMAN:
pls how do i attend to this issue for my daughter application, the date on the certificate(was issued) is 03/02/2023 and date of birth is 29/09/2021 there is no mentioned of 29/09/2023 in the certificate
Oga thats a mistake from the ECO...ignore that one.....Go and answer what they asked you based on the date u gave birth to your child and the date the certificate was issued ...
Science/Technology › Re: Is It Advisable To Use Cooking Gas To Power Generator? by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On Jun 12, 2023
Una dey put burner ontop cylinder light fire directly untop ...still put pot untop, cook beans and rice for 1hr....

..... e reach make we pass hose a meter away from cylinder .......una start to dey form Albert Einstein....... yínmú
Pets › Re: Why Are Mongrels Sold As Purebred In Nigeria? by advanceDNA: 8:29pm On Jun 12, 2023
seepanel:
you mean if father and mother is pure and you mix them there is no garantee they will contribute 50-50 offspring
Baba there ìs no guarantee....biology is crazy..... what happens in mammals is that a puppy will receive all the genes from both parents and nature that on auto pilot will randomly choose which will be dominant or recessive mixing the traits anyhow..

Which means..one puppy can come out with gsd ears/ rot short stature(looking like ekuke)

Or... GSD long snout....Rot short coat.... or any other weird combination......that may make the puppy not look cool ... u may be lucky that out of 8 puppies..one can come out with the GSD genes all dominant, that one will now look like a pure GSd...

But still...doesnt mean it doesnt have its rot genes hidden inside.....if it crosses another dog when old enough, the rot gene can show up in the puppy...buyer will now be complaining......
Career › Re: How Do I Retrieve My Pension From My Previous Employer by advanceDNA: 1:28pm On Jun 12, 2023
HussenAdul:
That is waste of time. On my own, I called pencom, they said I should forward a handwritten letter or report to their headquarters. I told the lady on phone that I am far from the headquarters, should I sent it via email but she objected. She said I should sent my letter through courier service.
That was when I noticed that they re not ready to help
Report through your PFA
Pets › Re: Why Are Mongrels Sold As Purebred In Nigeria? by advanceDNA: 10:50am On Jun 12, 2023
seepanel:
is looking like local dog making me to suspect the father and mother may not be pure. should i go for it
Dont go for it oooo......Unless u like it...

If u want pure breed...get good money and buy good dog....
Pets › Re: Why Are Mongrels Sold As Purebred In Nigeria? by advanceDNA: 10:49am On Jun 12, 2023
seepanel:
do it look like the mix is pure or the father and mother is not pure. he said it is mix but i dont know how pure the mix is. reason i attach the puppy pix
Lol....there is nothing like pure if its already mixed.....some cross are just lucky to come out physically appealing because at the end of the day, final phenotypic traits are based on random selection which can be combined anyhow cos nature will always do whateva it likes during zygote formation.. thats why its not good to manipulate nature.....

Have u seen Doberman and German shepherd mix?? Their puppy look ugly like shit....

Some dogs cant even produce progeny if they are even able to cross cos they are different species e.g Caucasian shepherd and lhasa... or Neapolitan mastiff and Dachshund...
Romance › Re: We Don't Want Children But We Are Being Forced - Woman Needs Advice by advanceDNA: 10:22am On Jun 12, 2023
MAKERSPHERE:
You don't want children, yet you are someone's child. Something is wrong somewhere.
U go sabi blackmail person ehnn!!! grin ....Na by force?? She ddnt ask to be someone else's child.....

Romance › Re: We Don't Want Children But We Are Being Forced - Woman Needs Advice by advanceDNA: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2023
This is fvnny
Pets › Re: Why Are Mongrels Sold As Purebred In Nigeria? by advanceDNA: 9:48am On Jun 12, 2023
seepanel:
guys what breed is this dog. seller say is rotweiler mix with gsd
Well he told u its mixed breed..so there u go..
Romance › Re: This Guy Is So Immature. How Can He Disgrace A Lady Because Of Food? by advanceDNA: 7:51am On Jun 12, 2023
lanocfoods:
Even you will agree there are better and mature ways that thing could've handled the situation, if his intentions were not malicious and to be petty.
He is nothing but a child in a man's body, meaning he has a lot of growing up to do, which means he is immature
The only childish person here is the lady.... all she had to do was pay for her meal.....why desperately follow the guy around, even to his car......it wa so unnecessary....
before she will lie its another thing...baba quickly recorded the matter...... too bad for her this is social media age
Romance › Re: Where to get curtains by advanceDNA: 5:29am On Jun 12, 2023
graceilina:
So I met this guy on Facebook and we got talking. Did video call and chatted. He sounds so intelligent and his voice is so sweet. I kind of like him a lot. He's very learned and career driven. Now we desire to meet one on one and he invited me to his house. I feel so disappointed because I didn't expect that from someone as enlightened as him. I expected him to invite me to somewhere public for the first time for us to meet, sit and talk. Even though I've agreed to go, I have changed my mind and I plan on telling him that I'm no more coming. What do you think?
Look at it from the angle of what u will u gain, lose or avoid if u go or not...

Gain: nothing significant....he might cook indomie for you, or still take u out...no big deal

Lose: start a potentially great relationship with a great guy that u are already into

Avoid: a potential rapist, serial kíller or ritualist

Risk 101: Better to change ur mind........unless u are already imagining doing kinky things with him but u are just forming
Romance › Re: This Guy Is So Immature. How Can He Disgrace A Lady Because Of Food? by advanceDNA: 4:40am On Jun 12, 2023
Merry100:
If I decide to disgrace a guy this way and post it on social media, I'm sure you be among the first set people to condemn me. He could have just told her he cannot pay for her food, he doesn't have to disgrace her publicly.
U are just capping....u guys are too stingy to take a man to an eatry let alone get the opportunity to disgrace a man for ordering 12k food.....

Talk true...when last did u enter eatry by yourself to eat 12k food in one sitting...
Autos › Re: SOLD!!!! Registered 2006 Mercedes Benz ML350 (faultless+neatly baked) by advanceDNA: 4:14am On Jun 12, 2023
buygala:
Good to know the car is being sold along with its first owner....

Even if vehicle turns out a dud, buyer can use owner for money ritual to get funds for another vehicle.
U like vawulence grin
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Threatened Nigeria’s Survival, Made Marketers Rich — TUC by advanceDNA: 3:56am On Jun 12, 2023
cowtail:
Nobody is saying petroleum subsidy payment should be sustained. The question is how did NNPC arrive at the advised pricing template? So Nigeria was paying over 300 naira subsidy on every litre of petrol during the subsidy regime? What were customs officers manning the nations borders doing that the subsidized product get smuggled to neighbouring countries? Subsidy removal will at the end translate to more money available for looting by government officials.
Subsidy noise is what they will use to keep u pple busy for eight years....they will use it to keep blaming opposition...... they will use it as excuse for not doing anything or why their efforts ddnt show.....

They should cut all their wicked allowances and keep paying the subsidy cos thats the only real thing the masses benefits from this evil government

They are making it look like those gaining from subsidy is not these same government official in power... they are the same marketers....

Subsidy removal is just readjusting their stealing format and redirecting it through dangote refinery.....
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Threatened Nigeria’s Survival, Made Marketers Rich — TUC by advanceDNA: 3:46am On Jun 12, 2023
Lanre4uonly:
It is much expected but there is light at the end of the tunnel.
U are just deceiving ur self....
Fuel subsidy only puts more money in their pocket to steal....nothing more....nothing benefits masses....

The borrow billions to steal and do small projects to cover up....
They collect collect taxes and other internal revenue, do small projects, and steal 80%....

There's no light anywhere...
Romance › Re: Don't See Any Reason Why A Woman Would Go Out To An Eatery Or Mama Put On A Date by advanceDNA: 3:30am On Jun 12, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
You sha hate us no problem continue our hands will soon touch you
Hate you?? This na why i no too like to dey follow woman yarn.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Children Survived 40 Days By Eating Cassava Flour & Seeds. by advanceDNA: 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2023
Garri !!!!!!!.......saving lives..... even in the rain forest
Romance › Re: Don't See Any Reason Why A Woman Would Go Out To An Eatery Or Mama Put On A Date by advanceDNA: 9:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
It's not by force to take woman on a date in order to avoid unnecessary heart attacks or you can simply tell her what you have in your wallet.
Well .... nobody goes on a date assuming the woman will behave like an hungry, entitled, irrational human being just because of small refreshment....

Na so one order 27k spaghetti the other day...

The funny part is u women dont spend ur money like that when u go to eatry....
In fact ....enter any eatry in naija...u will hardly see women by themselves ...una must follow man......and if u guys do go by yourselves....u do things in moderation...na small cups of ice cream una dey buy with 400 chicken pie.....

but once a man is paying.... ewooooooooo!!!

grin
Romance › Re: This Guy Is So Immature. How Can He Disgrace A Lady Because Of Food? by advanceDNA: 9:15pm On Jun 11, 2023
Once u no allow woman run u mugu on top ur own money....the first insult is immature and childish grin ...


Immaturity is not a crime under naija constitution.....let him be immature in peace. ......is it ur immature.??
Romance › Re: Don't See Any Reason Why A Woman Would Go Out To An Eatery Or Mama Put On A Date by advanceDNA: 7:55pm On Jun 11, 2023
RTID:
Second, you should be considerate when making an order you know might be on the high side.
Lol...on the other side of paying thousands for another man's meal?? Lol.... women will laff at this ur comment..... They can never be on the other side.....women are too stingy and calculative to be on the other side...
..na una dey mùmu in the name of pleasing them.....
Career › Re: How Do I Retrieve My Pension From My Previous Employer by advanceDNA: 7:29pm On Jun 11, 2023
Trulydude:
My former employer is owing my pension and has since refused to remit despite several calls and emails.

Please what's the best way to get my hard earned money?💰 🤑 💸 🙏
Report to pencom....

info@pencom.gov.ng Phone: 08117340360.
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:14pm On Jun 11, 2023
typicaltemi:
What if the person needs a quick response, do you expect he start reading from page 1, do you know how many days or weeks it will take him/her?? Please when a question is being asked and you find it annoying or you don't want or wish to answer then pass, nobody is forcing you, if u don't another person will answer abeg.

I come in peace ✌️
While u are trying to form some kinda claas captain here...u cant tell people they shouldnt talk just because their opinion doesnt sit well with you....

the person wey ask question in a public forum should be ready for all kinds of response or even no response at all....

this is nairaland abeg....the good, the bad, the ugly, and plenty of vawulence is allowed

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