₦airaland Forum

Tenrack:
our two na the same. Our ways of dealing with the female folk. We no dey make noise just do wetin she want, silently discharge am

Now I get...na the typo error confuse me

Karen2024:
Lately my boyfriend was ejected from his apartment because he wasn't able to pay his rents. He was sacked from his work so I have been feeding him too.

Is it not better he move in? I just want to sample your opinions.

The only thing u will gain is regular sex....

.....na see finish go plenty pass...
Besides ...E no go gree sweep and wash plate...

Gattuzo05:
She potrayed a good character in the first three weeks of the relationship, later I realized tlshe can drink a whole crate , 12 bottles of any beer , no specific brand. Any gin , rum, vodka name it. But her good character kept me going and I think I can work on her drink habit. Fast forward to third month, she told me one day when we were watching a movie (sex scene) together that she prefer rough sex, like someone to hang her leg with rope , stuff her mouth with clothes, do anything to make her uncomfortable and keep nacking her, I asked her again if she was serious and she said yeah. Later that night , I tried it with her and she was happy, she drank 4 or more bottles of Goldberg that night during the romp. It was during the course of us having the sex that she made a statement that still rings in my ears till today...she said " Ki nti é ri Igbo dié puff bayii" ( make I see small Indian hemp smoke) I smiled over it like nothing happened knowing fully well that I can't continue with her because she has the skill of shocking you with weird habit of hers gradually without thinking it's a big deal.

Na because u present urself as an open minded fella...if not..she go hide all those habit, dey pretend say she be mona lisa...
...u go marry am finish...another rough nigga like her go dey off pant giving her the rough way of life she's used to

Ashawoman82:
na una way, any man wey no give una him lifesaving is stingy.

Lol......woman no dey love man...na the way u care for them with your money dem dey love

Eagba:
No she is from Anambra

Whats the difference

Amayabor1:
Lol. Dey play. Body count doesn't matter? Lol. As a man, go marry a lady with multiple body counts, you go know how far! You think say you go fit satisfy her? You think she nor go look outside? Dey play!

Guy nor dey talk too much... some pple nor dey hear word

goodmike7:
You are one of the problems we have in africa..it goes o show you were raised from an abusive parents and I can tell your mother suffers a lot from your father which becomes normal to you..

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Baba, U ddnt notice ow damaged u are....see u insukting people's parents, foaming in the mouth over mere jokes on nairaland..... because u want to form woke.... baba...i no get ur time.. and i nor dey insult pple mam and papa... i for respond to u accordingly....

Shalommy:
Chaii... women! Tell them to close legs they no go gree. Tueeehh

Nooooo...close leg bàwó...its not their responsibility to close their legs ooooo...its the man's responsibilty to stay away from them when they are spreading their legs everywhere...

U know women say they dont like sex...they only do as a favour for men....so the men must be ready to foot 100% of the responsibility to care for the child....

otherwise...they have the right to throw the child inside bush or gutter...... its never their fault oooo

okeysoninv:
most of care work is saturated , they won't hear, The employer told him before hand to avoid problem that may arise . Many employers has lost their license because of dubious employment.

Home office seff dey mád....
Why create platform for dubious employment

Employer wey no get clients to offer care service to ....... why give them sponsorship licence to recruit overseas applicant...

Any agency that has not run care operation for at leaat 6 month to 1 year with local carers should not be given licence....they are just exploiting pple ....

okeysoninv:
is not easy to come in today and get sponsor tomorrow. Cos given is expected to be remitting tax how do you explain to home office since you entered for months you have not been paying your tax.

I never said it was easy.....this is done in ireland for student dependent....and they get in amd find a sponsored job...


.Why u seff go collect COS wey no get job.... is that not withcraft......

Reminderz:
you're right.. apart from that, they are all trying to glorify feminism bullshit... just to suit the Western narrative... it's what it is bro... just like she hulk, coming to America 2 bullshit.. that's the reality we have to face now... portraying men as weak simps and women as warriors... even the title is funny.. woman king lmao... while they have a king...

though normal movie ajasa had to be involved to make fight scenes extra interesting.. it was not totally a western ideology.....cos the dahomey actually had craźy brute female warriors during that time..... they also invaded the ęgbàs(abeokuta) during the dahomey reign..

.it was like an insult at the ègbà warriors that women came to their territory and showed them shègè for many hours even through the ęgbá warriors won eventually ....

ogoloray:
Somebody should please answer this question, as it sounds like a serious matter, how can someone travel to a different continent and not be able to work... That na horror film o

Its likely an error cos we have not heard any new update on dependent visa.....

I was expecting they will do this for student dependent visa very soon...not for work visa dependent .......

okeysoninv:
better go and get your refund . You are in for a rough ride if you enter UK with no job cos

She can get in and find her own sponsored work naaa...no biggie...
but is that the new policy now?? It could be a mistake from ukvi

Tenrack:
swear out two na same thing.

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Bacteria8:
Lol...
From what I read on the UK home office, I don't think that's possible.

I just hope you have not been scammed.

What did u read??

Japf100:
I got my COS from a company and the company doesn't have job and I want to switch my COS to another company, please what is the requirements for such.

Just apply to another employer that will sponsor you....then reapply with a new COS to update ur visa

If u have not apllied for visa at all..just abandon the first COS and use the new COS from a new employer to apply for you Visa

jimmychang:
Like I said it doesn't matter.It just depends on who are with.All these trying to be bla bla bla it doesn't.

Wateva works for you man...

.on her way to come spend the weekend I say make she buy stuff, total of 4k ....during her visit her phone fell and screen broke when she was chatting and laffing hysterically with her friend ...she use style drop the phone under pillow on Monday when she dey go so that na me go fix am....no wahala...I help am fix her screen for 39k ...

.the werey came to my office, collect her phone on Thursday come wait till next day to ask me for the 4k ..... I just laugh send am the money.... close her file immediately.....
. Took a while for her to get the memo....she still get mind dey ask me when I go come see her aunt.... Aunt koor... Grandmother niii..

jimmychang:
Take your power dynamic to your future relationships.Nobody is 100 percent in control of the relationships all the time it depends on your partner.If you like to have a partner that you have to manipulate e everytime good for you.

Imagine doing running your business and coming home and still thinking of how to manipulate your wife lol.Get a good woman you won't hear.

U are just contradicting urself....the fact u mentioned that no one is perfect is why behaviours change and u need to constantly ensure ur relationship is fairly balanced...

see in reality... there is technically no good or bad in life(and i am.not talking about constitutional right or wrong) .....everyone does what favors them at the end of the day..thats why a woman will leave u when u are broke and not feel guilty about it...thats why u will gilt a woman for the one u love more and not feel evil about it...

people only apper to have done good to you only because what they do sit well with you...the day it only favors them...u say they did u dirty

..the law of nature is weak and powerful, low or high leverage.....same as the law in the wild........u only tip the scales to ensure its balanced or u get burned..... if u want to confuse the law of life with the chemicals in ur brain called love...na u sabi

virginchaser:
Kid must behave like kid and elder that stomach kids mis behavior surely have many kids around him. If they are his biological children and they misbehave, could apostle have cursed them that way?

Pple wey no help Dem self dey curse them for their behavior....now imagine how the person wey help them dey feel

jimmychang:
Until she ends up resenting him forever.Everybody wants to be toxic because of redpill.

Toxic?? Its like u just heard that word and u just want to use it....
...what has redpill or being toxic got to do with balancing leverage in relationships.... if u dont maintain ur leverage side of the relationship..u will lose urself and the relationship weda man or woman...

.its a basic relationship principle...because humans tend to abuse leverage/power once we know we have the bulk of it in any situation

Merry100:
I expect my mother-in-law to treat me like her own daughter. She knew I was left-handed, and she still acted irrationally.

You expect your mother-in-law to treat you like her own daughter?? ...Lol... And who told you she doesn't give her own daughter brain resetting slap...??

Ordinary slap..... u dey vex....that's daughter treatment the African way...... U get luck say she no remove slippers from her feet use slap ur dirty mouth ...

. No marry again......other babes dey street wey dey find husband...

Noblemanonpoint:
Hey guys. I really need advise on how to resolve this issue with my woman with whom i am already planning marriage with.

So let me start with the root cause here. I am a very reserved person but can be quick to anger even over trivial issues, this is something my woman is very aware of and I'm trying so hard to change but she's okay with it, especially as i could never bring myself down to hitting a her in a fit.

There was a misunderstanding btw the two of us earlier and i abruptly called the relationship off and left her. I was so pissed due to external factors that made me angry all day.

She later sent me some msgs and we talked. I realized once again that i was actually the one at fault because i didn't pay attention. I noticed she was deeply hurt by my words and was accusing me of always causing fights. She cries easily and i was hurt seeing her in that state.

I have apologized to her and promised to go for anger management but she's still resenting me for saying that.

Please, what do I do here?

It's like i broke the trust and she still resents me and acting so cold for making that childish move. I honestly don't want this to linger, else the relationship would be over. She thinks i want freedom with other girls that have been hovering.

How do i truly extend the olive branch and get on a clean slate here guys?

Baba... keep your woman on her toes as you love her....

. love bomb her today ..... be mysterious and a hard nut to crack tomorrow..... this keeps the relationship on a rollercoaster ride.... if a woman is too sure of ur love....she go must use you catch trips...na u go dey beg up and down...
over time....na u go lose...

AntiTerrorist:
Why do politicians who use violence, intimidation, stolen money, connections, etc. to rig election against the wish of the masses simultaneously turn around to celebrate and give glory to God? If they can deceive their followers, can they deceive God Almighty? What happens to their conscience?

Dead conscience and wrong religious/spiritual doctrine

There are people that preach that everything a person gets is blessing from God.....they back it up with verses like "no man receives anything on earth unless it was given from above" .....even prostitutés, runs girl, amd yahoo boyz believe God blessed them when they get loaded client ....

Ohislee:
Me wondering what stars they are referring to. Oshishirishi

People that have danced their star away.

Lol...u are wicked

Solofresh2:
If you kill yourself because of one woman na your palava be that
Do your best and leave the rest

No let sense kill you jare

Jpblessed:
Did you graduate from the school of vawulence?

Baba no vex....vawulence is needed from time to time

helinues:
If FG can make use of the money saved from subsidy judiciously, we should feel the impact in the economy

U will not feel any impact....dont deceive urself

Its not subsidy that ddnt make feel impact... its too much stealing/corruption......

saintbillion:
“The disease which has claimed some lives, is a bacterial disease that affects both animals and man, that is a zoonotic disease. Anthrax spores are naturally found in the soil and commonly affect domestic and wild animals.
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/ponmo-is-now-dangerous-fg-raises-alarm-about-a-dangerous-virus-2.html

Stay one place....

Ur heading say na virus...
Ur write up say na bacteria