₦airaland Forum

Timoleon:
The sharia law is a recognized branch of the Nigerian legal system. It operates side by side with the common law. While more secular states retain the common law. The core northern states (Islamic) adopted sharia law.

What does operate side by side mean??
Can a state punish an offender with two laws at the same time??.. which one will come into play when an offender is caught cos Kano is not a core northern state....

Timoleon:
They practice sharia in the north. Robbery f any kind is considered to be a really serious crime under sharia.

Are u saying they no longer uphold the democratic laws and state police have turn to shariah police

Timoleon:
I don’t believe they are actually going to term it as armed robbery. But they intend for it to carry the same consequences.

Armed robbery na death by hanging ooo

Welgraced:
They have a physical office. The withdrawal was done directly from his bank account . Not even with an ATM card or POS.

No be ATM.....no be POS..??

Another way a 3rd party organization/bank can debit an account on another bank's platform is by Remitta...... thats how some loan apps are getting their money directly from loan applicant's account...

.....ask ur husband if he ddnt take loan from them.
.....or stand as guarantor for someone who took loan and dropped his details...?? Could be his brother or girlfriend that has his personal details...
...... it could also be a case of mis-inputing wrong account number at point of debit from the microfinance end...

Many of these microfinance banks dont have many branches...i for say make u and ur husband go run the matter directly with them in their office......sadly... it could be one funny microbank in Nnewi, kano, or ogbomosho.....

Best bet.... stay on ur bank's neck...bombard them on social media and through emails, to at least get the microfinance to explain what the debit is about since u said its not an online, atm or pos initiated transaction...

from there they will know if a refund is the next thing..

Pęlę...this kind matter go drag small

ifenes:
Jesus was married, never got crucified. As a matter of fact the Sinai bible which predates the king James's version of the bible proves there was never a crucifixions. It was added to the bible by the Romans as they added their Pagan and non pagans holidays and everything else into one book and decided to get people under one roof in order to keep then united rather than fight them. Then they can take their money every week and make them pay taxes.

Jesus was married and had kids and stories to the east recounts Jesus was a student of mystery schools ands upon leaving, he travelled to Tibet where he learned healing and meditation. This is coming out of ancient texts that predates the bible.

Jesus was literally mimicking what he learned from the book of Thoth. Thoth who predates Jesus was known as the wisdom keeper. Thoth's spiritual teachings included baptism is in the Emerald tablet. He talked about being baptised via elevated consciousness. It had nothing to do with splashing water and dumping your head into the pool.

If you put the Atlanteans words side by side with the bible you will see that Jesus is simply mimicking what he learn from the ancient mystery schools which he learned directly from the Egyptian mystery schools, from THOTH. Jesus was basically saying nothing new in the new testament. All those information spoken by him were information that he was taught.

Wait.....did u opened this thread just to discredit Jesus or to mock those who believe him?? ......
Romans, romans, romans.... who will u pple blame for Mohammed and the quran??..... cos the quran is just 80percent of biblical account

Dortune2:
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Hello guys.

My girl friend applied as a Care Worker to work and live in the UK and she has been working and living in the UK for 1 year.

We are planning to get married next year and I am wondering if it is possible for her to bring me in to the UK as a dependent because I have just be hearing different things from people.

Some are saying that it is not possible because she does not have "stay" to bring people in because she only has a work visa and she has not spent a lot of years in the UK.

UK Experts, please help.

She did not study in the UK!

U guys can marry ...and u can join her as dependant/husband on her work visa... u can get there and get ur own work visa too or just work with the dependent visa attached ti her own main applicant visa........ if she bcomes citizen..u can become citizen too......

Or ......If u can prove to ukvi that ur love relationship has been existing for 2 years or more..u can also join her as civil partner without a marriage certificate or any
formal marriage ceremony........

That said......Ur uk girlfriend already know the above information ....... if she wants you to join her....u would have joined her since........ na u dey confused

Give urself brain

1phone:
Greetings experienced bankers in the house
Please i need your advice urgently..
My Wife made a deposit of a million Naira into my account yesterday. I went to make some withdrawals this morning to notice the money is in ledger balance and can’t access it

Please what What’s the cause and next ste to take pls

Relax..e go regularize ..could take more than a day or more....na GTB dey do me that nonsesne...

Alexandersantos:
in what ways do nigerian men hate women...cus u didn't make mention of any

U dey mind am...pple are getting are married every Saturday.....once boyz point out one wrong thing women are doing ...na hatred and bashing....
...His babe is probably on nairaland...na so them they open thread to please their woman

MrBrownJay1:
i am just trying to make it as simple as possible to understand, so that even a child would understand what i am talking about.

U no give me notice say u wan switch to insult?
So who be the small child wey u dey follow talk?? All these nairaland I too Sabi.... Well done

MrBrownJay1:
if the bible talks against having sex with animals then it means people indulged in it back then
if the bible talks against having 0rgies is because some people back then were into these sexual practices.



the fact that you believe that we are all wired the same (when it comes to sexual satisfaction) while in other fields you dont mind the differences in people. some people like a certain type of food while others dont, same with music, same with the way we dress, same with what we like to do for fun etc..we are all different in ALL aspects of life, why is it so difficult to understand that people can be different sexually too?



you FIRST have to understand WHY she engaged in 3sum while single... as many women solely do it to either satisfy their partner (who want 2 girls and not have an extra dude fukcing his girl); to fit into a certain group; for money; for clout; for work OR for pleasure...

SECOND, if your woman is into 3sums for PLEASURE then you can either..
A) get rid of her and find someone who has the same sexual fantasies as you do
B) ignore her deviant sexual fantasies and hope that she never gets the chance to fulfil her fantasy (aka that she becomes sexually miserable for the rest of her natural life)
C) you can bring toys to your bedroom and use it to penetrate her (in the back) while you fukc her from the front.
D) you can become a sw1nger and have 3sums and 4sums with other couples, in a safe/sane environment
E) you can have an open marriage, where you allow wifey to go and fulfill her fantasies that you are not willing/able to fulfill with her, while you do the same with your own deviant fantasies that she is not willing/able to fulfill.

U just dey like to sound textbookish ..

MrBrownJay1:
let us remember that these deviant sexual practices have been here since BIBLICAL days, ... aka people having sex with animals and/or people having 0rgies etc. this isnt a sexual practice that we CANNOT blame on today's society. isnt it not in the bible that the below passage was written:
Exodus 22:19 “Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.
Galatians 5:21 and envy; drunkenness, 0rgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.

so its obvious from the above bible verses that already back then they had sex with animals and indulged in 0rgies....so let us focus on what the REAL PROBLEM is...aka thanks to the internet, social media etc, the issue of going down on your woman, 0rgies, zoophilia etc (that has always been practiced) came to light. stop blaming p0rn for that. you think men didnt go down on women in Biblical days? you think men didnt lick women feet in biblical days? you think men didnt have sex with donkeys in biblical days? you think there was no pedos/homos in Biblical days?

the reason why most of these women easily get married is because they can easily hide that they are into 0rgies and/or that they like to be mounted by dogs, and therefore.....they get married to a man who mount her missionary, while she fantasizes about it being a dog/donkey.

satisfaction for men is indeed easy, but thats not the same for women... ask around and you will realize that the majority of African women dont even know what an orgasm is. they only heard about it in fables (lol) and by watching p0rn.

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U were not here before biblical times...u dont know practices existed behind close doors... and there is nothing wrong with missionary..women cum with it just as they do with other styles

I beg to differ that satisfaction is hard for a gender that u will have to go to the extreme to satifty them ... pple have just messed up their sexual life and developed weird sexual desires..

Lile i said...how do u satisfy a woman that has been engaging in threesomé when single after u marry her??

MrBrownJay1:
sadly, many women in Africa are not COMFORTABLE/OPEN enough to tell their partner that they desire sexual practices that could be viewed as "deviant" by African society....but here is a simple clue: MAJORITY of women want a man to go down on them and get them in the right mood before sex, while the majority of African brothas are against going down on women.
FURTHERMORE a lot of brothas believe that fucking a woman as hard as you can is the way to satisfy ALL women, simply because they foolishly believe that a woman screaming in PAIN is the same as a woman screaming in PLEASURE.
no wonder majority of African sistas have never had an orgasm through penetration by a man.

now, someday why dont you get comfortable and cozy with your woman, have a glass of wine together and thereafter start open up and have a genuine discussion about sexual satisfaction....and tell her the following words:" i have always wanted to try going down on you but i feel you are not into it...." AND/OR simply ask her:"what do i do in the bedroom that you would like me to do differently?" and see how you will learn a lot about what your woman desires IF YOU LET HER BE HERSELF!

so many men out there dont know (or dont care) how to satisfy their women....simply because they are selfish lovers. so long as they cuum, its all great sex to them.

I keep hearing this so many men dont know how to satisfy...as women know anything..... many times its just that pple just developed extreme and weird fantasies their partners cant meet up with...thanks to 21st century pornográphy

Imagine girls engagig in 3some with two other guys when single......imagine girls engaging in sex with drugs....who will satisfy that one when married.....??


...my point, is satisfaction is not hard ......it shouldnt gett to thw extreme ...thats why pple die there these days

MrBrownJay1:
as much as there is a huge difference between sucking feet/vagina and sucking anus (aka blasphemy IMHO), you have to understand that there are many ways to pleasure women.... and it could be good or bad, depending on who you are talking to. some women would like for nothing more than missionary for 2 mins to get to the promise land, while others would need more "complicated" ways to get them off. your job as a man is to find out what you need to do to give ULTIMATE PLEASURE to your woman.... and if what she needs is against your religious/sexual beliefs then so be it, you can get rid of her or do only what you desire with her..... but remember that your woman would be "technically" lacking every time you mount her.



there are so many different people out here with sick devious sexual fantasies... and as i always say; TO EACH THEIR OWN MISERY (so long as it aint against the law)! some men pay hard cash to watch women being fukced by dogs; some women get turned on by being fukced by dogs/donkeys/horses etc; some men get turned on by shitting in women's mouth, WHILE some women get turned on by eating shiiit and drinking urine (havent you seen " 2 GIRLS 1 CUP?"; some demonic people are turned on by having sex with children; some women want to be fukced by dozens of men at the same time etc etc

as human beings, we each know what turns us on, and as much as we are all sexually different, so long as people dont force you to do what you are not willing to do in the bedroom (like licking feet), then so be it. IMHO it is only a problem when people wanna force you to do what you are not ready/willing to do in the bedroom.

Bros ...Women no hard to satisfy oooo...All these things na over do.....women dont even bother to do all these things to you...anyways, na una sabi ooo...

MrBrownJay1:
you do know that you dont have to suck the soil of the foot to bring pleasure to a woman, right?
here below, everything you see on the picture doesnt touch the ground yet can bring immense pleasure to "some" women....

I do know what?? Bros I dont know anything about sticking people feet in my mouth....na the whole feet dey enter dirty shoe wey dey smell....

.how u pple lick vagina and anus where they shít from still shock me
....now na feet.... my question is must everything be done just because it is physically doable... someone posted yesterday on nairaland he would pay 30k to eat a woman's shit.... iránú...u seff dey do that one??

Everybody should hustle their pleasure abeg... if he don reach make i dey lick women feet before she can enjoy sex ....abeg she should come and be going

nacozee:
I guess I would just risk it. Would submit my degree and IELTs UKVI during biometrics

Baba ..that thing no be issue....leave am like that.....use cover letter support am..... upload ur IELtS

Una don leave anus...na feet wey dem dey use waka for ground una dey suck....


But wait....shey dem swear for una niiii? How una dey invent all these weird practice? Dey shook person feet inside ur mouth

U brought out test kit when she visited you?

Interesting

Na because Dem dey craze..... Some pple just want to be begged and be doing shakara

Some women are like that jaré...they don't appreciate or see what her u do for them as a sacrifice.. they just see it as their right as wife...

Baba .this is 2023...u know what to do ...
Any woman wey marry u just because she wants to check marriage off her list, live rent free, and bill-free.....should quickly be shown the door..

No time to dey remain unhappy in a marriage with someone that doesn't even care how u feel......

How do u pple even marry someone that won't sense or notice all is not well with the partner they both live together?

demmysoft:
Hello house, asking on behalf of a friend, His visa was refused based on the fact that the salary stated by the employer is less than the new minimum wage rate, He has gotten the COS before the increase in minimum wage. He was now given administrative review option. we now thinking of re-applying instead of waiting for administrative review. The new salary scale is now reflecting on the offer letter and sponsor note.

Please can someone re-apply direct after he might have given administrative review option, any implication please advise

Its ur decision to challenge the decision or not... if u dont want to go for AR... do a fresh application... no wahala.....


No even try administrative review...

FlawlessKarl:



Our big politicians, pastors and celebrities and even Nigerians will not see this one now, but let voluptuous big ass with dangling big breast and erectile huge clitoris girl starts skipping now, we won't hear anything again. All media houses, blogs and websites will carry the news. All the politicians and celebrities will go there to chase clout with sinister motive of 👉👌...

This one no get big yansh naaa

Astra101:
Something isn't clear to me. Project financing :Dangote Group =50%
:Nigeria Banks =50%

Is it that Nigeria banks gave Dangote loans to the tone of 50% of their own initial investments or got a share holding of 50% and how comes Dangote group held almost 86% share of this refinary when NNPC controlled 20% ownership?

Banks gave syndicate loans just to get profit not for equity ......

How many %age do u now want Dangote group, the bearer of all risk to hold....NNPC has no risk in this...if Nigeria oil reserve dries up ...its OYO for dangote....NNPC shouldnt even get up to 15% seff... but na we we transaction

Etsetemi88:
I did bio capture of my ten fingers. But the certificate came out without any of my thumb prints. Is that how it is? There is my pic, passport

No wahala then ...just tell ur agent thats how it is now

Etsetemi88:
Greetings . The police clearance certificate I got came without my thumb on it. My agent is insisting on the one with thumb print. I did the online registration and the certificate was sent to me via email. Is the certificate not valid?

Even if u registered and paid online...u are supposed to go and do bio capture naaaa

iammo:




Twisting words of CBN Governor would do you no good

Local banks facilitated most of the loan and the forex came through CBN as the standard practice... Everyone gets their forex through CBN or Black market

Not like CBN loaned Dangote out of our National reserve


Dangote Fertilizer, Dangote Cement all this company export product and bring in forex to CBN all this while


.

Local banks cannot fund such a syndicate loan without CBN's backing .......so na government/ CBN runs directly and indirectly..

No other company in this nation can be allowed to borrow above their borrowing threshold.....all na we we..

Them just dey scam all of una with marriage...
Some of these women...all they need is children and someone to pay their bills... then they frustrate the hell out of u.....


What me i dont get is how u pple allow ur self to remain in a frustrated state...coming on line to come cry ......

Livvic0596:
GLORY BE TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST!!

I started applying early last year, after 4 months i stopped applying, fast forward to last month, April 3rd, one of the employer i sent my CV to mailed me to ask if i am still interested, i said yes and that was how we started.

Did two hard interviews but i scaled through, everything i needed to pay for( visa fee, air ticket, accomodation, airport pick up, and lots more) was free... My COS is also free. Infact i submitted no care certificate.

I just received my visa and i know God will do urs as well..

Thanks to everybody that always answer my questions, God bless you all..

This ur testimony loud oooo....

U sure say u no go cut small from the soap wey u dey use baff give nairalanders wey dey try jappa......

baba.....na which God u dey pray to.??

pakirisuitesphc:
Stop misleading people, there no such law that requires dependant to provide pcc. Go back to UK immigration acts and if you see such, I will give you 10k. Wrong information is bad, If you are not sure of something, go back to UK website and check.

U go just waste 10k.... u blood too dey rush

You told ur mother to go and do FBI...and ur mother just went..... because u are interested in the matter...... Lol....... .

U too like lamba

sisisioge:
Arent those men with her acting equally as shameless? How naija boys dey reason amazes me o.

You see a slutty girl but fails to see the slutty boys with her. For every one girl, there are usually several boys yet you see only the girl🤔

For every one Olosho girl, there are several hundreds male customers. Men are paying for the dastardly act while the girls are collecting. As in, na ashewo men dey patronize females o. Na men dey bunk them o. So the ratio of female to male having this commercial sex is like 1:1000 yet the focused blame is on the woman. It is well sha....una go understand one day

U women keep playing this card that men slept with them.....this is 2023... Women sleep with dogs, other women, they even fvck themselves...

So what a woman chose to fvck doesn't matter as long as she wasn't raped .......it's her decision to spread legs

It's the decision that men see... Men will never see what other men did with women cos it's not rape...men only see what women allowed men do to them for cheap gains like free food, money, trips

.the useless men in the picture is for u women to see....But u don't because a man's pocket is more important you. ..because men don't have wombs, men don't do abortions, infact it's important to you women that men must have good experience in bed....

So let everyone consider what's important to them ...