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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Monetize Visits??? Advice Needed! by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Mar 20, 2023
Promzy99:
I wud better let her find an alternative, while I move on to someone better...
Best option...cos women always turn allow to allowance
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Monetize Visits??? Advice Needed! by advanceDNA: 5:32pm On Mar 20, 2023
Promzy99:
Wahala dey ooo... Next time I think we gat negotiate price bfr she come visit. I think that will solve d whole issue... Am gonna treat her like a LovePeddler!
Thats not the point....i ddnt say u should treat her badly.....
My point is... know ur worth and role in a woman's life so u dont over-expect and over-give
Romance › Re: Play Station 3 Palava by advanceDNA: 5:12pm On Mar 20, 2023
emmaphy22:
Do you know of any solution?
...game technicians usually apply heat on the board...a risky technique that can even damage the game completely....The solution is 50/50...it may work and it may not work....

unless u get a technician willing to do it for cheap price like 5 to 7k, which i doubt, its not worth losing big cash for cos even if it works..it may or may not last long... yellow light of death is the end of FAT ps3....... some can charge u 15 to 20k...thats nearly half of the money u need to buy another one...
Romance › Re: Play Station 3 Palava by advanceDNA: 5:02pm On Mar 20, 2023
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Fat or slim?
U still dey ask....na fat problem be that naaa.. "yellow light of death"
Romance › Re: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by advanceDNA: 4:58pm On Mar 20, 2023
Warl0ck:
i dont really know whats wrong with me.

I know its wrong but i cant just help it out.
U may just be afraid of long term/permanent arrangement .... is it just her..or u dont see urself marrying any woman??
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Monetize Visits??? Advice Needed! by advanceDNA: 4:42pm On Mar 20, 2023
Promzy99:
Hello Guys! Been with dis beautiful girl for weeks now. Met her on Facebook, fortunately enough. She lives not far away from me. It would cost just #100 transport fare for her to come over my place.

She's also a single mum. I like that fact that she opened up to me about her relationship statues... And we both agreed that there won't be anything serious cos her baby daddy often come around d family, since he's well known by her family members. In fact they are still in talks on how to settle dia marital differences. And that's very okey with me cos am not ready to be committed either.

Now, anytime she comes around, we often have sex. And whenever she wants to leave I make some little transfer to her for transportation and personal upkeep.

But then, I will sound it to her that d money I am giving to her is not because of d sex we have ooo, that its just a tip..

Now dis election weekend, I gave her money to buy bulk food stuffs for me since she lives close to d market.

It happened that she couldn't bring d stuffs earlier, she came by 10pm for some reasons best known to her. She had no option than to sleep over!

Although her stay, I gave her good comfort and hospitality. Enough food and entertainment. But I didn't touch her all through d nite. In fact, we had no intimacy until she decided its time to go on Sunday.

While I was walking her to d main roads to take a bike, her mood was not friendly. In fact she refused walking side by side with me.

She didn't even wave good bye after jumping on d bike. Then I noticed it. Oh Yes! I was very intentional about it.

I didn't give give her any Money! And uptill now, she has not called as usual. She has not chatted me as usual...

Now am thinking of just blocking her. But I don't know if its d right thing to do now cos I hate the fact that she's been visiting me for d money...


Pls ur advise is needed... Should I ghost herhuh
She has a man in her life...u confirmed that
U are just a means of extra sex and money...
So what do U expect when u ddnt give her the usual...

Its not just single mothers....when a woman is broke and doesnt really like but just dating u for what to gain.... every move is like a favor..from calling u to visiting u to having sex... they just beleive they are doing u a favor that u must pay them back for
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:22pm On Mar 20, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:
Well...goodluck to me then, because I am not ready to resit to prove my English skills to anybody again.

Would want to see them reject what I have first.

Thank you for your response.
Wait....u want to apply with a wrong english lang test and let them deny it ?? If u cant do another test then use NARIC if uhave bachelor's degree
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:26pm On Mar 20, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:
I have a question.
Can a dependant apply for a visa using normal IELSTS (academy)that is not UKVI's?
Nope
Christianity Etc › Re: Did U Know That At Some Time Muslims Tried To Write A Fake Gospel Of The Bible? by advanceDNA: 1:14pm On Mar 20, 2023
AntiChristian:
Of course, you also choose whatever you wish from the Judaism Book of Old testament!

Son of man was way more that son of God! They Jews misunderstood him cos he always talk in Parables.


Now this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only TRUE God, and Jesus Christ, whom You have sent.
John 17:3

The verse above talks about 1. One and only TRUE God and 2. Jesus Christ the messenger of God! Is it not clear enough?

But Paul later said in 1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus,

Same one God and Jesus a man not God!



Jesus said “ I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” Matthew 15:24
See...i am not debating bible with u....this is not the reason for mentioning yoy...my question from the start is.....why cant u just do ur religion and preach ur islam...why do u need to discredit another persons beleifs just to make it align with ur quran....why do u have to distort biblical facts..?? Call jesus a muslim, call mary a muslim...why do desperately need them to be islamic .....u dont do the same with other religions...

Is it because no one has testified about ur prophet and his claims that an angel gave him the quran .. so his claims seems like mere claims

the rule that every testimony must be backed up by a couple of witness is not there for ur prophet... so u desperately need the bible that came before ur quran to validate ur prophet and book..
Christianity Etc › Re: Did U Know That At Some Time Muslims Tried To Write A Fake Gospel Of The Bible? by advanceDNA: 12:47pm On Mar 20, 2023
AntiChristian:
Why can't you quote the verses?

Jesus called himself "son of Man" about 80 times in the Gospels! but you won't see that! Na the only sometimes he called himself son of God you emphasise!

Jesus was a messenger that God sent message!
Now this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only TRUE God, and Jesus Christ, whom You have sent.
John 17:3
I see everything....u are the one choosing the one that suits u whenever u want to make ur prophet and quran the only truth and when u want to reduce who jesus beneath ur prophet mohammed

Jesus called himself son of man and also called God his father many times...u ddnt see that too?? Which was one of the main reasons the jews tried to kill him john 5v18.. or the jews heard him wrongly??

Furthermore...my son can be my son and also a messenger if i send him to deliver a message.......but u muslims are always desperate to remove the son part and hold on to the messenger part because u want to make ur prophet and islam superior....


U even quoted...john 17v3...lol... so how did mohammed get involved in that equation of eternal life..when u claim jesus mentioned only beleiving him and the father....
Christianity Etc › Re: Did U Know That At Some Time Muslims Tried To Write A Fake Gospel Of The Bible? by advanceDNA: 11:39am On Mar 20, 2023
AntiChristian:
But many did call Jesus Prophet in the Bible too!
Matthew 21:11, 21:46, Luke 7:16, John 4:19, 6:14, 7:40.

I didn't desperately want anything! All Prophets do mention about the next Prophet after them to their people! So, Jesus was no exception! Jesus was a Muslim and never a Christian! So he would come back to destroy Christianity!


Jesus thought people how to pray! But at his greatest time of need he put his face on the ground! Na your Bible write am!

Going a little farther, He fell facedown and prayed... Matthew 26:39



We believe in the Injeel, the revelation to Jesus which some of disciples wrote down! Some are still in the Gospel and a lot has been changed!
So whatever goes along with our Qur'an we believe is true!
We are preaching Islam.
U only proved my point that u are desperate......many people call mohammed a peodophile...does that make him a paedophile...?? Where is the bible account for where jesus called God his father and not his slave....where is the many bible account of where the jews wanted to kill jesus for saying he's the son of God for saying ling before abraham was, he already existed...and they wanted to kill him...?? Let me guess...those are the adultrated part right..... u see ur desperation??

U dont preach islam...u always attck christainity even on nairaland .. Christianity is not islam's problem... ur problem is that u dont preach...u dont even have a message??

...like ur prophet u want pple's territory by force, invalidate and ban their beliefs, and make islam their government..
Family › Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by advanceDNA: 11:31am On Mar 20, 2023
lilyheaven:
😅 did you say housewife?
Is it only housewives husband that cheat ?
A man that wants to cheat will always do,
It doesn’t matter the wife’s occupation.
What are u saying....?? The way u women jump from A to Z is always funny...
Christianity Etc › Re: Did U Know That At Some Time Muslims Tried To Write A Fake Gospel Of The Bible? by advanceDNA: 9:43am On Mar 20, 2023
AntiChristian:
Where do we need your Bible?

We pray, fast, worship and do all things without your Bible!
I did not say u dont fast and pray....u are dodging

I said u are always twisting bible accounts to validate ur quran and prophet.....

Fir example... u desperately need jesus to be a prophet and not the son of God.... even though the bible says he's the son of God... why do u desperately need for jesus to be just an ordinary prophet...??

..u also desperately want the bible to reference mohammed....i have heard muslims say the holy spirit jesus talked about is mohammed.... u even said jesus is coming back to teach pple islam mohammed has already taught...another desperate attempt to link jesus with islam...

Jesus clearly taught pple how to pray when they asked...but u desprately want your head touching the ground to the formal way of prayer so u desperately go into the bible to look for one place the bible said jesus bow down to God ....

U even used daniel in the bible as a reference to ur facing the saudi arabia to pray......

The funny thing is u stylishly ignore bible accounts and the very words of jesus where it doesnt align with ur aim to validate ur prophet or quran...

Thats why i call u and ur muslims folks desperate ...because how do u insult a book sayin its corrupted yet still use its account when it suits u...

Its like u guys feel Christianity is islam's problem...cos i dont see u attacking another religions......

which brings me back to my question....cant u just preach ur prophet and ur quran like christains preach Jesus....?? Do u have to reach into the bible u call corrupted to make ur religion & prophet more beleivable??
Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA: 7:03am On Mar 20, 2023
sslcrypt:
You must be half brain functioning for giving such useless advice. Didn't you read all she said? Or are you just been selectively blind? It's people like you that usher others to their death. Because you lack reasoning to rationalize situations and to deduce behavioral actions via logical scrutiny.
To the lady leave that man, he's a egotistic demon that have allowed the demons play out from his head. There's no turning back for him, you need to take a break and decongest your mind and self from the negative vibes. Don't cry over a useless situation that will lead to the end of you. take a break
Yawn!! From the uncivil way u start your comment....You either dont have manners or you have some form of paranoial schizophrenic condition...i mean, what kind of human being wakes up with so much antagonism towards a total stranger....
Romance › Re: Only Insecure Men Care About A Woman's Body Count. by advanceDNA:
Banilla:
Did I hurt your feelings? You sound like a bit**. undecided

And they are having sex with other women and spirits?

Bolded: if I were an emotional bit** like you, I would ask if you're describing your mother but I won't. Learn undecided

If you were smart, you would understand that this is my point.
Its clear u have nothing to say.......i think i have chatted with u here u b4.u swith to insults for no reason like someone is paying u money..
....i am not interested in insulting people's mother or u can try someone else
Romance › Re: Only Insecure Men Care About A Woman's Body Count. by advanceDNA: 7:14pm On Mar 19, 2023
Banilla:
Most men have high body counts. I'm sure you aren't a virgin undecided
One...U dont know me....but u are free to assume everyone fvcks around like you...

.two...saying most men have high body count isnt true..thats just fallacy....in fact there are more virgin men than women....
u women get díck weda u are broke or not...u get dick for urgent 2k, for indomie, with real boyfriend, with the guy u are crushing on, at random party u attended, with a neighbor that happened mistakenly ...and the list goes on..


Three....i am not biase so i will advise both men and women same way ......people with riduculously high body count lack discipline..they are not relationship material... they have no business being in serious relationships or marriage cos they are bad market...it basic risk management 101.
Romance › Re: Only Insecure Men Care About A Woman's Body Count. by advanceDNA: 6:26pm On Mar 19, 2023
Lol..... women..!! They call u childish and immature once u dont let them have it their way

Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA: 12:53pm On Mar 19, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Read your previous comment carefully and listen to how awkward you sound.
U jumped into the middle of a dialogue that u ddnt read the preceding comment yet u think u can judge properly.....oga...i dont have time to explain context to you.....if u interprete my advice as not caring about her husband....thats ur problem...
Christianity Etc › Re: Did U Know That At Some Time Muslims Tried To Write A Fake Gospel Of The Bible? by advanceDNA: 10:48am On Mar 19, 2023
AntiChristian:
The Greek text was written around AD 70 to 130. Close to when your NT were written by Paul and other unknown authors!
Why do u guys desperately need the bible to validate ur prophet and quran...??
Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA: 7:39am On Mar 19, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Op please do not listen to this person, how can somebody be advising a woman not to be concerned about her husband's whereabout? Yes even if he left in anger it is the duty and obligation of the wife to be concerned about where he went, this is just to be sure if he is in a safe place or not.

For the op to expressed her worries about where her husband could be shows that she is a good woman.
Lol....u inability to undertsand context is not my problem.....
Politics › Re: Photo Proof: Peter Obi Lied About The Nassarawa Girl That Need Help With Oven by advanceDNA: 7:49pm On Mar 17, 2023
trutharena:
As in even after knowing she is a member of labor campaign committee groups, Obi still went ahead to lie she is just a random girl who is poor.

From the babe background, she works in a good supermarket and her dad is even a senior police officer.

Obi made it look like the babe is just one poor soul that can’t even feed for a day who need Oven badly.

As in I fear who no fear Obi.
So someone working in super market is rich... one babe wey i date work for big supermarket.. dem no dey pay them pass 25k
Romance › Re: Please Help My Pregnant Wife. Strange Things Are Coming Out Of Her by advanceDNA: 7:35pm On Mar 17, 2023
We need to report this matter to EFCC.... 5 children in this buhari era??
Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA: 6:59pm On Mar 17, 2023
Nice2023:
Werey dey disguise like APC people.
Shior....person and her husband get small argument ...u say make she come ur house make u destroy the matter....no be you be werey APC??
Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA: 6:51pm On Mar 17, 2023
Nice2023:
If u have no where to go...come let me take care of u until the day u will leave Nigeria.

Come and u won't regret it.
Scavenger

Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA:
Wifey123:
I have no appetite now. It’s like I’m in shock.

I feel like messaging him will be embarrassing myself further. I don’t even know where he went.
Forget where he went to....relax and try to enjoy yourself...Weda u send message or not...he will come back.....he did u dirty too naaa...he just left the house to make u feel bad and to look like ur offence was more than it is....

...i said u should send him text and whatsapp video to say sorry every two hours just to placate his ego and not make it look like u dont care and also to be the bigger person....
Romance › Re: Me… by advanceDNA: 1:07pm On Mar 17, 2023
Wifey123:
Questions that people will likely have: My husband and I have known each other for 7 years, mostly as friends long distance. Married for under 2 years. This is not an age gap relationship or anything. We are the same age. We never filed for him to come to America or anything and that wasn’t in our plans.
Madam....He's just using an extreme strategy to prevent u from telling him to shut up ever again.

Go buy indomie, with fish and egg.....cook, chop, relax....buy smirnoff ...drink and sleep...

Wake up....listen to music....download movies and watch....problem no dey finish...

....send him sorry text and whatsapp video looking sexy and saying sorry with your pity face every every two hours ..


.He will come back after 3 days to 1 week..... when he's not mad....ko ya węrėy naaa
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 11:48am On Mar 17, 2023
Horlaidey007:
You are not nice grin ; It’s kó ní jálętí for me
Actually... its UKVI thats not nice...

A friend and i processed an admission to University of east finland...u are allowed to buy your own health insurance....which makes it competitive among insurance providers....
...he paid 220€ for a gold health insurance plan which covers everything even if u want to do head transplant....
children are assumed to be more healthier...his son's health plan was only 185€ per year.... and u only meant to pay for first year and renew following year for his two year masters.... UK too like wahala
Romance › Re: My Uper Body Is Smaller Than My Lower Body. What Should I Do Please? (Pix) by advanceDNA: 10:50am On Mar 17, 2023
fyzaila:
As you read in the subject above, from my waist upwards is smaller which includes my b@obs ofcourse. My b@obs is just a little bigger than agbalumo not even a handfull o. On the other hand from my waist downward including hips and butt is wider and bigger.
Please any idea or exercise i can do to balance everything? Like increase b@@bs or reduce hips and butt.

I should be with they way I'm created but there is nothing wrong in looking for natural solutions.
Solution to what?? U are sounding like u have a flaw that needs fixing ...this mentality will only give u low self esteem which is the real problem.... cos u may never be satisfied as long as u are not seeing the strengths and beauty nature furnished ur body with ....but always thinking others have it better and what u have is a flaw u want to chnage to what u see in others


Love ur body....Na u flavor sing about that year....ur waist 24, ur hips 54, and u are 24..... grin ...hips and butt wey most pple dey find..

u go dey alright madam as long as u are not seeing what u have as a flaw..Small breast is not a flaw...na dem dey fine pass when u release them....u see all those big breasss ...na scam if them remove cloth finish....
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by advanceDNA: 10:17am On Mar 17, 2023
SocialJustice:
Stop telling lies, you have never left your body else you will understand that reptilians are just another species and have no power over us or even the ability to deceive us. Reptilians like humans and every other entity out there are miniscule in the larger scale of the cosmos.

Leaving your body connects you with higher self, are you trying to say reptilians are smarter than your higher self? Also remember you have probably been a reptilian at some point in your life cycles.

You should search Dolores Cannon and Sadhguru on YouTube to broaden the little you have read and expand your mind a little bit.

The whole creation is consciousness manifesting in the form of energy across time and dimensions. The Source or God is learning and evolving by splitting parts of itself into little units who have many life experiences in the creation and our ultimate purpose is to return with all we have learnt back to God as this creation will eventually collapse into Shiva or empty space, for creation to happen again afresh.

We are currently in the 84th creation cycle and it will continue until 112. All of this information is stored in your body, you don't read it from any book. Your energy history and evolution from when you first broke out from Source to your numerous life experiences are all stored within you.

If you touch this dimension of yourself that grants you access to Cosmic knowledge and energy, you won't have and share such a limited description of what happens after death.
Wahala wah ooooo..... every body wants thier info and beliefs to be the superior one.... atleast bothh of u have similarities...u both talk of afterlife...reptilians, God as the source, yet u are quick to cancel him and invalidate his experience as lies.....
Romance › Re: Why's My Penis So Small? by advanceDNA: 9:47am On Mar 17, 2023
Uniquetani1:
OP, post pic let me see

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