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Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by advanceDNA: 8:41am On Mar 17, 2023
SocialJustice:
Lol, there is no way he can say yes to that question. Even the vibration increment he speaks of is out of his experience.
Let him answer first naaa..lol .i think he has mentioned his out if body experience before where he claimed he saw these creatures he spoke about.... he even gave practical steps on how to how one can discioline one's body and possibly experience it but advised pple against doing it for fun ....
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Mar 17, 2023
SocialJustice:
Have you ever had an out of body experience? No. So why are you talking about things you've only read and never experienced? Until it comes into your personal experience, you should continue working on yourself.
U asked him a question u also answered it... lol
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by advanceDNA: 7:24pm On Mar 16, 2023
elipheleh:
Notice in his first original post, he said the Light. Capital letter L.

He is a satanist trying to drive people away from Jesus Christ the Light.

There is no other light after death except Light of Jesus.

The other option is not even lights, but complete hole of darkness spiralling downwards into a place of torment and pains. This is a place where OP wants good people to run to.

He is only doing the works of his master the devil
So u think someone that actually died with Christ will be deceived of where he should be.
Heavenly matter no get riggin like INEC oooo...

.. is that what the book of Thessalonians and revelations told u.....??
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by advanceDNA: 7:06pm On Mar 16, 2023
elipheleh:
Everything that needs to be said have been said there.

Verses 1, 2, 3, and 4 introduces that Great Light as the creator of all things. And that going to that Light was the only way of salvation

Verse 5 says that Light exposes all the lies of evil demonic messengers like the OP, and those liars have not been able to understand how the Light keeps winning them.
How is the light in these verses u mentioned related to what the the evil light the op is talkimg about...... even the bible u are quoting said the devil disguises as light
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by advanceDNA: 6:49pm On Mar 16, 2023
elipheleh:
OP is just an agent of satan.

Bible exposes her here:

John 1:1-5

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2 The same was in the beginning with God.

3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
U have not said anything...u just quoted a few verses that had light in it....
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA:
phenzy:
Teesside has offered me admission for a 2 yrs masters course but I am confused am I going to pay for two years IHS during my visa app or the normal one year ?
Dont be confused...U will pay for 2 years complete not a pound less....if u have family following u, like 2 wives and 20 children...ukvi go collect for each and every person, 2 years kó ní jálętí
Family › Re: My Ex Asked To See Our Children And I Refused Please Help by advanceDNA: 2:42pm On Mar 16, 2023
Vyvyanvyvy:
I am not after his money my children are surviving fine without his money , if he want to have a great relationship with his daughters I have no problem with that but he should go through the right channel.
I am.not saying u are after his money....
Im just saying u dont have to do it alone if their father wants to be part of it....choice is urs though
Family › Re: My Ex Asked To See Our Children And I Refused Please Help by advanceDNA: 2:10pm On Mar 16, 2023
yomi007k:
Out of court settlement happens when the individual is straightforward,never try that with someone who will scam you along the line.
U still dont get my point....court or no court....this is nigeria..
..there is no effective system of making parents pay child support..they can even refuse to show up in court.....
Technology Market › Re: Iphone Xs Max For Sale | SOLD by advanceDNA: 12:56pm On Mar 16, 2023
DOVgadgets:
I know you are hungry for mentions
There you go kid 🤝
This is funny...u jumped into my mention...i ddnt even mention u...but u here claiming i want ur mention...
Lol.... everybody is ur kid.... do u pple like calling others kid cos u feel it will annoy them or u are just so old that u must be older than everyone or its just a case of pride?? grin
Family › Re: My Ex Asked To See Our Children And I Refused Please Help by advanceDNA: 12:53pm On Mar 16, 2023
yomi007k:
Who told you that guy will pay 60k per month;
can he put it in writing?

Pls let them go through the legal process for the sake of equity.
Lol.....

We have seen this many times...this is nigeria.....even if he goes to court...and court says pay 10k per child.....situation can arise that he wont be able to afford it..pple lose their jobs...does it automatically null their father status.... will the court say if u lose ur job then u cant see ur kids.....??

Amicable arrangements works many times....she's akready doing it on her own...if she see extra help fine....out of court settlement sometimes works better...cos court will just make one small payment official
Technology Market › Re: Iphone Xs Max For Sale | SOLD by advanceDNA: 11:54am On Mar 16, 2023
DOVgadgets:
Are you done? 😂😂
I should be asking u same question
Family › Re: My Ex Asked To See Our Children And I Refused Please Help by advanceDNA: 11:53am On Mar 16, 2023
Vyvyanvyvy:
He left he hasn't returned back and I want to know if I was wrong for asking him to go court or human rights for visitation because I am scared he will seize them again . please advise me
Did he hurt the children..??
If no...u cant prevent him from seeing his children....human right will grant him permission and the law doesnt award more than 10-20k per child for a month....so 60k per month is not a bad deal if u have not bitten more than u can chew in the name of giving ur children the best.m...u add to the 60k.......with time u will pay for school fees separately, buy them toys, clothes.....

All this agidi is not neccessary.... whats the point of using pride and anger to weather the challenges alone when small help is dropping on ur lap....if u want to be the mother that did it all by herself...thats fine...

Dont let it shock u when they start asking for their father..
Technology Market › Re: Iphone Xs Max For Sale | SOLD by advanceDNA: 11:40am On Mar 16, 2023
DOVgadgets:
What do I even care
If op like
Make e put am for 500k coz of hype
Na him sabi
Yawn!!!!
Gadget sellers!!!...we sabi una naaa
Technology Market › Re: Iphone Xs Max For Sale | SOLD by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Mar 16, 2023
DOVgadgets:
Abi
Since it’s too cheap and you want the whole world to know abi what’s the use of saying it here
So that op can increase his price
😂
He will be happy now op has increased the price.
.. thats how they do in car section.. all na strategy to make op's advert not scatter their fixed price range on the forum....
Politics › Re: Lady Who Claimed That Her Only Brother Died In Lekki Toll Gate Exposed by advanceDNA:
Could be context.... mayb

After losing one brother to cancer... she may be correct to say the other brother is now her only brother which she lost at lekki


Or she's just a serial attention seeking liar who wants to try luck on twitter mayb she will get alert
Romance › Re: Do You Think This Girl Scammed Me by advanceDNA: 8:13am On Mar 16, 2023
Powerbando:
If na me I go still take advantage of her, have sex with her multiple time, the love for don commot my body by then, before leaving her finally
See you.....Na she come take advantage....

U wan scam scammer??
How naa??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:47am On Mar 16, 2023
aussy1:
Thanks so much

That means after paying the visa application fees, I will still pay another 40k for biometrics... Na wa o... I'm running down on cash cry . I was thinking that it would be included in the visa fees....
U don't have to pay for biometrics...pple pay 47k so they can get fast appointment ...if u can wait...free appointment slot will pop up on the TLS web site ....
Romance › Re: Do You Think This Girl Scammed Me by advanceDNA:
Goodlyhrt:
I am not a simp. It was pure compassion that made me do it.

I never would have given her a dime if not for the boy. Goodluck to her and the boy though.
Delete her case ...find your own babe go front...
She knows u like her...her aim now is to open POS terminal on ur head and be exploiting ur likeness for her gain.....

.mumu.... U are just a case of "the available is now the desired because of money she can get from u"
Open ur eyes....why she no profess love for u before she go spread leg for another person??

If u lose guard..she go enter u...u go just dey pay like maga
Family › Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by advanceDNA: 6:57pm On Mar 15, 2023
InfinityFabric:
Violence all the way. No Peace!
Baba.......peace is a crime on nairaland
Family › Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by advanceDNA: 4:24pm On Mar 15, 2023
[quote author=KamsiViva post=121764861][/quote]Sickening?? Lol....ig u cannot read and undertsand.....thats not my problem
Autos › Re: SOLD!!!Registered Lexus RX330 2005:2.2M. by advanceDNA: 4:01pm On Mar 15, 2023
henro4niger:
Thief, I don't eat stolen funds, neither am I hungry. I can feed your generation
...he has mentioned the engine is bad in the advert.....make una ño fight
Crime › Re: How Do This Yahoo Guys Makes So Much Money, Please. by advanceDNA: 3:30pm On Mar 15, 2023
Ibtxxo:
Is it really juju or what.
There is this 18 years old guy that just built house and bought the latest GLE.
This guy wallet address is more than $2,000,000 transaction and I almost run mad.
They simply perfect skills in deception, making other people cry, miserable and suicidal ...

....try not to go down that road
Christianity Etc › Re: Thinking Out Loud! by advanceDNA: 3:22pm On Mar 15, 2023
JustANairlander:
me i no sabi heavenly dance oo, it's just any dance that comes to my body i'm gonna dance, but i wasn't expecting that to be in church, in fact one choir was almost twerking last sunday, the girl is probably within 17-19 gringringrin
That age?? Gen W-Z ......Na dem dey scatter everything
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:29pm On Mar 15, 2023
Selfia:
Good morning all, please after getting an offer letter how long does it take for COS to be out for overseas applicants?
Sit back and relax....COS dey ready sometimes like indomie...sometimes rice, and sometimes like beans.....
u dont know if ur employer has applied.
.home office be like weather...u cant predict their delivery time....so just go and praying
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:26pm On Mar 15, 2023
Cassan:
Hello, house. Please my uncle is trying to process a healthcare job in the UK. He wants to submit his document to NARIC. But the transcript he has is addressed to a school in Nigeria. Can he still use it to process his NARIC?
I will appreciate your response, please.
U mean all 4 pages of the transcript has the name of the school it eas addressed to??
Family › Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by advanceDNA: 2:16pm On Mar 15, 2023
Ubdavis:
"Every" ur not very correct
Then show me the house wife that wont bother her husband is not only fvcking side chick but visiting the mother
Family › Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by advanceDNA: 1:29pm On Mar 15, 2023
Diligent1:
Excuse me, so the man is perfect, you people always blame women for husband infidelity.
If u cant read....thats not my problem
Politics › Re: Why Does Seyi Tinubu Look Like An Igbo Man? by advanceDNA: 11:53am On Mar 15, 2023
If tinubu opts for DNA test i wont blame him...

Nigga looks like the igbo dude that sells tyres to me
Christianity Etc › Re: Thinking Out Loud! by advanceDNA: 11:49am On Mar 15, 2023
JustANairlander:
As the topic depicts,

I started going to church regularly this year, and I noticed that most people are there to show their dancing skills,

Don't get me wrong I'aint against dancing in church, but these dance steps I'm seeing is what my granny would literally call a worldly dance, is it proper to express your dancing skills through these popular dance steps on tiktok and others like legwork, happy fit, buga etc in church
Teach them heavenly dance.... grin

I think the songs they sing amd the beats is part of the problem....if u use buga beats pple will dance buga dance....

..i went to deeper life one time like that....u cant even shake body to the songs ..he songs na serious message with violin....
Travel › Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by advanceDNA: 11:29am On Mar 15, 2023
ThinkSmarter:
don't divorce her.
you brought a single women in her 20s presumed to be beautiful in UK, a free world where women's rights are elevated.
Try and give her good sex.
Allow her to socialize.
She will calm down after childbirth.
At least make her a baby mama before thinking of divorce.

Yuck!! Why do u pple like worshipping women even when they doing wrong.....

She will calm down...so he should manage her infidelity....
You even said he should get a woman that is already cheating on him preganant before thinking of divorce? As in.. Why??

So he can be stuck for life paying child support and additional expenses on a woman another man is shagging......when he can walk away now.....

This ur advice be like shít wey dem put maggi untop....
.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hichilema: We Do Not Support Gay/lesbian Rights, Zambia Is A Christian Nation by advanceDNA: 8:55am On Mar 15, 2023
Olat4421:
who cares
Lol.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hichilema: We Do Not Support Gay/lesbian Rights, Zambia Is A Christian Nation by advanceDNA: 8:52am On Mar 15, 2023
Horokrox:
Well said👍👍!Also countries like Lietchenstein have a gay president and it's amongst the richest countries
So what are u trying to say??

They are rich because their president is gay.?

If i woze u ehn!!!

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