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Pets › Re: How Bobbysaxy Want's To Scam Me Of N120,000 by advanceDNA: 9:07am On Nov 13, 2016
wapadunk:
https://www.nairaland.com/3152805/lhasa-apso-sale-ilorin

This is one of the guys post. That's what he needs not a #LION

Exchanging to give him that gives you more profit. Ego is the problem here.
Are u saying the guy owned a lhasas apso which is a good indoor dog already...but put it up for sale..nd later contacted Bobby Saxy for a tough indoor dog.....
I really can't piece it all togeda acurately ..i'm suspecting this buyer/op is a middle man..he probably got the dog to the real buyer who later refused after a couple of days of seeing the stress a cauc pup can manufacture....just one pic each and we all on this thread confirm both dogs are the same..confirm quality for that matter...the guy doesn't even sound like someone passionate about dogs
I give zero blame to Bobby on this one..he gave all the extra Jara with the dog sef how many breeder does dat,
just cos the dog wasn't compliant with d pooingg which is as as result of environment change plus , new owner ddnt know much and was just expecting a dog dat will automatically go an shiitt in the toilet...even human babies fvck up from time time before they get used to not pooingg indiscriminately....pple say customers are king...but this customer in dis case... is a piece of trash.....
Car Talk › Re: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by advanceDNA: 1:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
dancok:
ur story touch me but u embarrass manhood o,u should have try
U shaa wan make I finish d story wey I use style cut my full fvck up....I actually tried to form James Bond dat what could really hard about it since it's d second time the need will showup nd atlest I dey use one hand and one leg drive my own..when d woman gave me d car she ddnt wait to see if I can drive oooo she went back into the house....I found out the hard way dat manual car drivers are great multi taskers....me just enter car start ignition like I start the auto....damn!...the car just jump forward ....im sure u can picture the rest of the story nd why mummy tobi came back outside to ask me can't I drive? I just messed up the Full light and front grill of the damn vehicle
Car Talk › Re: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by advanceDNA: 8:30am On Nov 12, 2016
PaperLace:
Lol.
They always come up with this analogy.
Does it play out like this in reality? How many people around you have manuals that it will be the only car available? cheesy
It's not an analogy...the day it happened to me I felt very embarrassed......cos my babe too was like what da heck? U can't drive..I had to start explaining to her that I ddnt learn with a manual transmission....those kinda scenario usually comes up,thank God the person ddnt die...the second scenairo was..my fridge stopped working so I wanted to move it to the engineer's shop.I tried every position but the fridge couldn't fit into my car...my neighbour saw me struggling nd offered help with her car since it a hatchback.....I mounted the fridge at the back of the car successfully only for me to get in and found out the car was a fvcking manual....the first thing she said was....cant u drivehuh....I couldn't respond cos technically, I actually can't drive a the fvcking car given to me...I had to spend 3k to transport the fridge cos she said she can't drive me to the place cos of her little baby....
Technology Market › Re: Iphone 6s Used For Sale.... Instant Buy.. State Your Price.... by advanceDNA: 8:22pm On Nov 05, 2016
Location.....b4 we start pricing phone we might not be able to see
Autos › Re: Clean 06 Toyota Corolla Bankt by advanceDNA: 4:57pm On Oct 30, 2016
How much
Autos › Re: Clean Registered Toyota RAV4 2003 For Sale by advanceDNA: 5:37am On Oct 25, 2016
ubiquitousade:
NO SIR, kolewerk



can you see as the guy murder the car.
This one has pass murder oooo...he buried the car finally...
Autos › Re: Reg 2003 Lexus RX300 @1.3m (07053457034) by advanceDNA: 10:44am On Oct 24, 2016
Fist bodyhuh

Is custom papers available??
Autos › Re: Clean Registered Toyota RAV4 2003 For Sale by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Oct 22, 2016
I now understand why some peeps don't like uploading price of cars they intend selling....chaiii..
Romance › Re: Being Homosexual Is A Gift From God And Honourable - Nigerian Gay Pastor by advanceDNA: 3:58pm On Oct 19, 2016
I think if the government or some agency had initially attacked these gayish display as some form of psychiatric problem..maybe we won't be here right now cos no one will want to be locked up and viewd as mad.....but the Americans....fucckingg Americans... .they can like to promote freedom of everything so far u aint breaking the law or going against constitution....how d hell will u see boobs and asss ,curves like beyonce, nd Nikki minaj...and u'll say u wan ram ur dicck in another bony ass man...really...that's some fuckinggg sick shiitt.....no offense gay guys...I dnt hate u..dat just the way I view it....
Business › Re: Dangote Spaghetti Factory In Ikorodu Is On Fire (Photos) by advanceDNA: 5:03pm On Oct 13, 2016
When company needs huge money and bank loan isn't coming very fast...fire incident will just happen from nowhere....insurance company must do Maga naaaaa...
Romance › Re: See What Having Money Can Do For A Guy(photo) by advanceDNA: 3:32pm On Oct 12, 2016
I no get money reach Alex iwobi....nd my babe fine pass this tattoo chic....
Pets › Re: Great Combo Between A Rott And Shepherd by advanceDNA:
smiley
Pets › Re: Great Combo Between A Rott And Shepherd by advanceDNA:
Dats a nice looking rottie u have there.....but why cross with a GSD...and a not so pure GSD for that matter....cross btw GSD and rotts don't even look good..i still dnt get why breeders don't see the bigger picture..if u cross another pure rott.u get puppies u can sell way higher than d product of this cross ..why throw dat away??
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Femi Adebayo's Nikkah Wedding by advanceDNA: 8:47pm On Oct 09, 2016
yoruba wedding....A one stop venue for hundreds of yoruba demons... ladies beware
Crime › Re: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by advanceDNA: 6:58pm On Oct 07, 2016
I tot it was just narcotics? I never knew they were leading in this department as well...
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op): 9:16am On Oct 05, 2016
Sold..
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op): 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2016
Macmilla:
It's not the money, bro.
Those two things are not meant to be change that frequently. Imagine how many times u will have to open ur fuel tank to change d filter in a year.
If only u will use quality products on ur car, u won't waste such time, money and energy.
Original Honda genuine dw-1 should be changed AT MOST once a year. It can serve longer than that. same goes for the fuel filter.

At Gazzuzz and Luvinhubby, correct me if I'm wrong.
Formerly when I was using 1998 camrylight I service every 90 days or when the engine oil starts to get really dark which can be 5minths sef...but dats pencil light...the car ruggedness is out of this world..but when I started using Honda before I get to 90days my fuel consumption strts to change,the sound is not as cool as I want...so I service early since I travel a lot and I've been enjoying it like dat since
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op): 12:04pm On Oct 04, 2016
Macmilla:
Changing transmission oil and fuel filter every 60days? shocked shocked Seriously?
.15k every two months is not too much for something that gives me convenience...u shaa dey give ur babe money pass 15k in a month....car useful pass babe seff.....
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op): 3:06pm On Oct 03, 2016
whyniel:
Can it go for 650k?

I might need to change the ball joint to OEM; both legs.

What is the mileage Sir?
No sir..650 aint good for this
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op):
Engine and radio unlock codes...

.sorry about the engine look..i don't ever wash my car engines...had to nasty experience in the past....inexperienced car wash peeps though...the guy just use the water spray gun carelessly...long and short story water nd oil mix...engine of car knocked

Location is either ibadan or abeokuta...that's cos I live in one state and work in another...ur call can Catch me in any state...

Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op):
Font and back...key and manual...extra key available....but isn't programmed so I can't start the ignition ...just for emergency to open the doors incase u lock the main hey in mistakenly
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op):
Wheels
Autos › Re: Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op):
echo2:
Why would you post an advert without pictures?
When u use a net work like glo....u would easily understand why someone would post advert without pictures......no vex....pictures will hit u soon like a kalashnikov sluggs
Autos › Honda Accord For Sale by advanceDNA(op):
For starters...I'm no car dealer....the car is mine..so this is just a sale for upgrade purpose...its buhari period no cash to waste maintaining a Honda and a muscle...
The ride is not brand new..so I will not sugar Coat my advert telling u everything is 100% an few months used..but basically..

Engine performance: fantastic

Gear: fantastic

Brain box: fantastic

All sensors: fantastic

All coordination btw electrical and mechanical parts is wonderful..

Body: a couple of dings here and there .thanks to impatient Okada riders..but no serious dent worth wasting cash on paint job....

Tyres: great

Age :approx 2yrs

Confirmed Customer papers :yes

Repair history:

Constant 60 day engine, transmission oil change which usually goes with Fuel filter and oil filter change

sound system change to 6cd loaders..old one wasn't doing too good nd the full green light display that comes on with the full light was failing.hence the need for change.

Ball joint change..twice :driver's side

Shaft change ..once : passenger side.

Fixes to be made: depends on ur taste,permit me to say... unless u are a perfectionist the car is a start and cruize...

Price: 800k...
we all know economy is hard so downward negotiation is allowed but if ur budget is way too low as in some pple can price EOD for 500k..no offence... pls don't call..im not trying to be rude I just feel the car is worth more than dat..nd u can always call others willing to sell thiers for ridiculously lower price
Romance › Re: This Nigerian Man Forgave & Took Girlfriend Back After She Cheated &got Pregnant by advanceDNA: 10:32pm On Oct 01, 2016
The girl go hear am

Pets › Re: My Dog Bark At Stranger But She Is Afraid Of Them by advanceDNA: 5:42pm On Oct 01, 2016
U might really need to train ur dog like a someone rightly advised but I believe it could just be time..u'll be surprised it will just look like someone turned on the aggressive and attack switch...u said it's a cross btw a rott and a gsd..these are two guard dogs by default provided the dam and sire are pure breeds
being territorial is a natural trait in all dogs but attack at all times when they see a stranger is not in all breeds unless they are defending demselves.....
i have a cauc cross..at five months my landlord already gave me quit notice....when I got him at 8weeks every one played with him in the compound ooo...they even help me feed him once in a while when they pass by just throwing him small treats of meat or fish head...exactly 5months,the whole story just changed I was the only one he considered a friend, landlord sef Can't pass freely In her own house..just give it time
Pets › Re: thread closed, dogs sold! by advanceDNA: 5:09pm On Oct 01, 2016
Sorry to intrude..why would u let this kind mistake happen.what were u hoping to achieve by mistakenly interfering with the DNA of these 2 different uniquely fantastic breeds....u want to samoyed with a blue tongue?? Or white coat chowchow...even if u are not a breeder that care so much about trait preservation....the price nkohuh?
U have chowchow whose puppy doesn't sell less than 120grand...why would u scatter than chance with this mistake cross..
there u go....congrats to ur freak of nature...I dey vex for u..i dey vex gaannn
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Sleep After Sex? by advanceDNA: 1:08pm On Sep 30, 2016
Let ur babe be on top doing ridding and grinding for 30mins or more and see if she will not sleep off after the whole parole
Romance › Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by advanceDNA: 11:57am On Sep 27, 2016
A lady and obsessionhuh...I'm sure u dnt want dis in ur life...na u go run last...
Autos › Re: 2010 Toyota Camry Le Toks Selling Cheap. by advanceDNA: 8:54pm On Sep 25, 2016
The recession is really hitting naija...2010 camry for less dan 2.4 and it's still not sold..car of almost 3M.....we fit swap..me no get 2.350 cash now now
Christianity Etc › Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by advanceDNA: 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
When the gods wants to completely destroy a man...they first run him him mad.....#respect every ones faith no matter what u believe in....

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