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Strahovski1:
Yes right.

If you are not a virgin and you are not have husband then you are a prostitute. A cheap one actually because the prostitutes on the street are more expensive than you who sit at home and that guy come to lie with you.

Thank you.

Cc lalasticlala

OP, why u come romance section con dey look for trouble...the bashing go too much for u ooo..1. u are calling 99% of babe on nairaland prostitutes...2 u r telling all the nairaland guys they are dating prostitutes......
well last I checked the dictionary,prostitutes are peeps who sell their body nd get cash or cash equivalent in return...
U know babes will never admit they r prostitutes until they stand at Allen junction nd charge 5k to 10k per night..if it's 20k to 50k.its runs..if it's 50 and above den it's business...but a new dictionary defined prostitutes as any chic that's in a relationship long or short term, that's not marriage, has nothing to offer or contribute other than her body and definitely get cash nd cash value in return Weda it's immediately after the sex or later.....
I'm sure u get my sarcasm....anyways op,,it's wrong oooo...stop callin all these girls prostitutes

hi

Hi ...recently moved to abeokuta a couple of days ago..I need information on where I can purchase indomie waste dog food...the shop opposite slot at oke-ilewo doesn't have...Pls I need anoder seller...thanks in advance..

Op..wats ur business with a girlfriend if u don't wanna F dem since u r student..face ur book naaaa...best thing for u is to stay out of any relationship..u r still lucky with the ones u still meeting..shebi dem dey vex leave u...u go jam those wey go turn u to ATM..shebi u Sabi do Mr nice guy nd u can take care of ladies..continue....dey will keep collecting ur money nd get continue getting their straffing somewhere else unknown to u......

they want insurance company to pay back the money federal government took from them......

The suit is epic...but damnnnnn!!! Those shoes are legendary...

It's a conventional way of thinking...Society has engineered our thinking faculties in that ideology...however not all ladies think that way...
Some just do it for the sake of kids nd den,they dump ur sorry asss once they have one or two babies..some marry cos of family/ societal pressure....and some..to take them out of their broke status ie to have a financial supporting striker in this harsh economy of 145per litre nd 2pces of tomatoes for 300

U wan buy 2010 tokunbo camry for 1.7M....ask all the necessary information first...anyway..we go dey nairaland to read the season 2 of this transaction...Shaaa be careful

I'm still thinking of how NDLEA will destroy this one...they usually burn all illegal,nd seized item....but for this kinda huge size of weed, several hundreds of miles from the burning site.....na highness all through the neighbourhood..Gosh!! I miss d good old days..i no go mind make dem come burn am for the back of my crib..i get enuf space

OP no get money.......the guy don calculate say..bae dey do hair 15k-20k....guy man dey barb hair 300naira....OP wan balance the equation sharpally...the remaining change go buy enuf tomatoes nd fuel for the rest of the month

The used by a woman part of ur advert....is it suppose to be some kinda selling point??....cos last time I checked ..women don't use cars well...they just jump in Start and go..dey no dey check oil,water or power steering guage...the day wey d car no gree move..na dat time dem go call mechanic.. just feel ur advert will be better off without it..my opinion though...

I hail u....how d hell did u conveniently hav sexx with a lady in her period...as inexperienced as u sound...damn!! U've got guts...na u dey worry konji..not the other way round

This guy is looking for trouble...

Dis is not 2009 ooooo

Step 1: feed it
Step 2 : carry am go vet for vacination and deworming
step 3: repeat step 1 daily.
Step 4: repeat step 2 every two to three months or whenever it shows signs of sickness
step 5: Thank me later

everythin Government.....una wan kill government .....see hin mouth .."make government provide job for all the graduate" Na government send all of una go school. abi no be person be bill gate & steve jobs.........person find work ontop internet,e no see, e carry cv go employer gate, dem let am enter......guy man restrategize carry placard..God come pick him call...u con dey talk nonsense...

what is this OP saying Sef??

For this 21st century person still dey enter bank dey look for withdrawal slip..which kind parole be that one..ive been banking with access,gtb nd fcmb nd first bank for over 6yrs..I can count the number of times I've entered their banking halls since I opened my account. accross the counter deposit or withdrawal can never take me to a bank.....all these banks have cardless nd card transaction..if u forget ur card at home sef....
u can initiate OTP nd make withdrawal on the atm without card....but una no go gree ...una go shaa wan see banker face..
.u con dey vex...why dem no go treat u like that when u sef dey do Wetin most banks dey try scrap....na pple like u dey make crowd full banking hall...una go come dey complain say bank tellers too slow.....abeg park well.....u better leave ur olden days banking style nd flow with modern day banking...withdrawal slip koor...tally number niiii...

Why u dey mise picture naaa..giv us the whole interior nd engine.

u sure say 2006 solara be this? before ppls go start dey make comment wey go spoil ur market. u better chaeck the year of that car very well

If I hear say u no get choice..i go dash u slap..u only took the easy way out of ur financial predicament.
Well if the story is real...which is totally possible...u case is quite common...almost all girls these days are prostitutes.....some just console themselves they are not just because they dnt paint their faces nd stand at Allen junction at night and they charge way over 20k....the good thing is u have changed...if u really have....
There's are saying "let sleeping dogs keep sleeping"....abeg this is one of those scenarios..no guy can be comfortable after hearing that kinda gist whether u tell him ur self or he hears from third party...just bone abeg....if anybody wey sabi u when u dey do call girl go tell boyfriend...abeg..deny the parole...anybody snap or video u when u be runs babe? Abeggggg u don sin before now u don change...aren't we all sinners

donkizzydaboss:
To me mouthgig is disgusting yet it is breathtaking and mindblowing..my point is guys that receives Mouth Gig don't they fear their dicks can be bitten and their ball been at the mercy of the giver??and for ladies that gives such,ain't there fear of picking infection from svckin sperm??

What is dis one saying...even a four year old no fit reason Mouth Action matter like this.....

jmoore:
I find it ridiculous when a girl decides to curse her ex because she aborted for him.


1- Did he rape you? No, you were screaming in ecstasy while he was digging.

2- Did he drugged you and removed the baby while you were unconscious? No, you made the final decision to commit abortion.


Do you think your curse is potent? You are just making noise, not curses. You killed a baby, and you have the audacity to curse your 'accomplice'? If there is any lightning that will strike, it should strike both of you dead for killing an unborn baby.

..i see no reason why ladies can't just say no to abortion....instead of doing it nd later start making it look like a favour she did for the guy.....whereas she is also trying to get rid of the outcome of pre-marital sexx she has been having....better still..no premarital sex no unwanted pregnancy...hence,no Lamentations after breakup

I think u ladies are usually too passive during sexx..u just want to lie down,or kneel down nd expect to enjoy the the whole shiit...some guys aren't as experienced as u expect..so u teach him nd say what u want.. no biggie...

Anyways..as for ur boyfriend that u love...try nd get what the issue is...is it that he doesn't last long,he doesn't do orals,or not enuf pre-intimacy,..all these are fixable....with discussion nd proper diet with excercising....but if it's the usual 2inches not so big kinda guy...well it's really not his fault that uve started ur bangging career with sizes larger than his..if u r a kinda a lady that can't do with out mind blowing sex..i suggest u break up nd move on to avoid cheating after marriage....but life isn't all about sexx..for u to have fallen in love with him means there's something great about him.. goodluck

Na next week una dey wait for...statement sounds pathetic to me...where una dey when we dey buy fuel 300naira per liter...na when dem con say 145 una wan occupy...una dey crazzee..
An unsubsidised sector only puts more money in government's pocket..well dat would have sound like good news in UK,US nd other developed,sensible country cos more money translate to good road,water,electricity etc...

.but we all know this is naija...it will only translate to more money to steal....its so fuckinngg annoying.. the government makes it sound like the oil subsidy money is what is preventing dem from performing.....
the remaining allocation that's not going to subsidy,we dnt see it judiciously utilized for the masses...
i pay tax of 63k a month yet I buy shock absorbers, I buy fuel to power my Gen every night, I pay for water, no quality health care, no security,we even have to pay for special vigilante to watch over our street at night..
.where d fucck is the tax payers money going to.??..where is the revenue generated from customs? I know fuel subsidy ain't cool as few pple are enjoying dis money...but it's actually the only thing I see this government has never failed on...cos I dnt see why this same APC ddnt support Jonathan when he came up with this same idea years back..

God is wonderful..how person nose go big like elephant trunk and still get fine face like dis peter...me wey get fine nose..i no still fine...

U dont go to any interview without arming yourself with every neccessary info about the company...and that includes the salary of the level you are being hired for. They expect you to know before coming,there are some companies that dont give a damn how much u say.they already have a unified salary scale of everyone in the same level ...but other companies usually use it against u.so if u under price ur self...they'll hire u and pay u less than ur collegues..Stanbic IBTC does that a lot... there are peeps in same level not earning same salary.... so once they ask just add a little extra to the salary info u were told.

Kapish

Why u dey refer to x5 as x6...when u have pics to show us clearly that it's an x5

92,000 dollars......

aprox 32miilion naira ... thats a couple of bungalows mounted on 18 inch chromes..a ride not for small boys like us...damn! i'm out

Where is lasisi when we need him....this is actually d time to say.....end time grandma.....

Its simple .... If u ain't greedy,there's a large possibility DAT u can't get scammed...unless u r confirmed mumu or u somehow u got hypnotized..meaning...if EOD is sold for say 1.3 to 1.6m...and u see advert saying..."tokunbo EOD for 750..u need to do d maths sharpally that unless the seller didn't pay for custom duties and shipping charges,tokunbo EOD can't fly for 750...U need to relate this to used cars as well...sometimes used cars can go any price depending on the seller...but all in all..u need to study the price of cars in d market and think of how much u would sell if u were in DAT shoe..if i purchased a 2007 Camry for say 2.2million...if I wanna resell after say 2or 3 yrs with no problem at all I can't go less Dan 1.6M...but if I'm not first user its possible I'll sell around 1.4 or 1.2M.....d idea is don't be greedy u might get a lemon...
don't pay half into anybody's bank account number with the promise to deliver...
Look for a close by dealer around u..waka go there yaself..see the car..if u have mechanic at ur disposal..by almeans carry one follow u.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying some good dealers are not around, I've heard good stories about elanshiautos and cityhood. But u can't be too sure.
This is Nigeria,u GATS open ur eyes wella..
Runaway from anyone DAT says he's custom officer ..and DAT venza is gonna be sold for 1M...like I said na greed go wan make u pay 1M for that kind fine car...
Kapish..good luck

Oga..if u want double confirmation. Carry the babe go where u do ur own test ...

Na thief...my dog self do like dat too...just kidding about the theif part.....

If uve not dewormed ur pet for some time pls do...nd introduce some vitamins....after doing that am sure he will eat....he doesn't change..reduce the feeding frequency from 3or twice or a day to once a day heavy feeding..