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Pets › Re: Gigantic Black Caucasian Male...a Must See!! by advanceDNA: 6:58pm On Jan 07, 2017
So any cauc with dis coat colour must have been crossed with a GSDhuh..let's kukuma call the dog GSD then...we nigerians don't take care of dogs the way the foreigners do...I do agree that genetics have a role to play in the outcome of dog eventually but give some so called Nigerian dog lover pedigree puppy and it won't turn out great like the one raised abroad.
Pic below are cauc with popular GSD coat colour..they only turned out great from puppy to adult cos they have great owners...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Requirements For A Job In A Tel'com. Company? by advanceDNA: 8:49am On Jan 07, 2017
StoneLucifer:
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This Issue of people posting "those that give a Bleep go here or go there,..i dont give a Bleep, ..Bleep this, Bleep that etc, etc...is becoming a nuisance, boring , lame and extremely very childish..
I actually tot I was the only one observing .it was quite useful at some point when mods just move the most senseless of threads to front page but when pple even use it in very educative and sensitive threads, it became worrisome...at first I tot they are just kids using the Internet and then I realized my 11year old niece is on nairaland and her posts will wow u.....u'll think u are having a conversation with an adult when u exchange posts with her..
then I concluded it's just outright insanity for u not to give a damn to something important. It's one thing not to have something constructive to say about a sensitive matter, thats understandable.but to say nonsensee ....now that's plain madness not yet roaming the streets in rags
Autos › Re: Clean Reg Toyota Corolla (sports) 2006 Up For Grabs!! by advanceDNA: 4:13pm On Jan 03, 2017
While u are here vexing for someone that said 2M someone else is selling for less..see thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/3550612/clean-used-2007-toyota-corolla

That's why some sellers don't like putting price. Last time I checked, a seller can choose to sell his car for 10million even if it's used pencil light ...shebi if he no see buyer for 10 months he will shaaa kukuma reduce it....abi una no dey see thread for nairaland tagged "price slashed 1.7 now 1M" ....
Pets › Re: Pet Insurance by advanceDNA: 8:48pm On Jan 01, 2017
Immorttal:
alright. Thanks. The dog in question is costly thats why i need insurance. But i want to know their stance and conditions incases of health risk or probably death.
Well..first things first...they came for inspection at my residence ..this is to ensure u actually have a dog and not just posing with one bloody dog and later come and claim payment after the supposed death of the dog.

U must have a standard cage oooo...u can't just say u like ur dog to roam free I ur compound.

Neatly kept pet book with history of vaccination dhlpp, anti rabis,dwworming and the likes...

.One thing that insurance won't cover is negligence....so if ur dog dies as a result of the usual culprit...eg parvo, and any other kind of dog diseases that could easily have been taken cared of with vaccination and quick vet care .They could easily turn ur claim into negligence hence u don't get paid for ur possible loss...

well the list of condition is a 7page booklet...u'll get ur chance to read if u eventually go for the insurance....I ddnt read the package booklet much. I only read a few lines I saw condition that can make my claim denied.

Good luck
Pets › Re: Pet Insurance by advanceDNA: 7:10pm On Jan 01, 2017
There nothing ridiculous about insuring ur pet...its even common in naija than u think..@xana101 u fall my hand..u sound more exposed when I read ur post..no offence though..if u own a Tibetan mastiff u won't mind insuring such magnificent breast anyways...lead way insurance does livestock insurance and that includes dogs. I insured my pets last year when I notice d I noticed my neighbours where being kinda fatally unfriendly...last year's premium was 10k for all dogs cost at 100k and below...even if u say ur dog is 80k u will still have to pay 10k premium....if u dog cost above 100k.... %age calculation starts to show up..u guys wil discuss better.

08154606724...his name is ola...just say his friend from zenith gave u his number...... livestock insurance is the easiest avenue insurance companies are defrauded...cos of the ease animals can drop dead..pple even kill their dog when they need cash..and claim payment....and that's why lead way assurance is still the only available company into it...pls ooooo,no do insurance fraud ooo. I no wan go jail as possible accomplice..
Pets › Re: Help Please! Male Dog Restless Due To Scent Given Off My Female! by advanceDNA: 3:35am On Dec 30, 2016
I have a male cauc and two lhasa Apso...when the lhasa came on heat the cauc wanted to kill himself. Despite relocating the lhasas inside the house till the heat was over....the cauc wanted to do prison break by force Cos I had to lock him up in the cage at some point....i have never seen it dat desperate and violent. In a verge to come out he spoilt the cage and injured himself ...metal cage ooooo....come and see blood coming out of his ears.
I even tot he will die, I just left him cos I was so irritated ...but the strong son of bitchh got up a couple of days later fully recovered..mehn!! I respected the strength Caucasian shepherds can muster. I was terrified at some point and it's not like it can even mate the lhasa ooo...
Autos › Re: Clean 07 Camry Reg Hybrid Leather Full Option Thumbstart For Jst 1.3m See Pix... by advanceDNA: 3:00am On Dec 30, 2016
osolee:
800k, would pay by January 3
U want to actually pay 800k for a this camry...if the OP had initially posted the car for 800k won't u run? or u would have priced it for 500k?.
Autos › Re: ############ Cleanest Tokunbo 2005 Lexus Sc430 Hard Top Convertible...price 7.3m by advanceDNA: 2:53am On Dec 30, 2016
Sweet Jesus!!!.....toyota just possess the habit of impressing me....
Crime › Re: Gideon Morik's Daughter Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by advanceDNA: 12:27am On Dec 27, 2016
Kaydeexotic:
Hmmmnnn
I know it's a popular meme on nairaland now...but if u are actually a nigerian....this isn't really the kinda thread to use the meme.....
Autos › Re: Cityhood Of Dada Motors Won't Refund Me After Delivering A Dead SUV by advanceDNA: 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2016
That's the thing about selling used cars....these so called car dealers don't check to ensure the car is in great shape....they just post pictures and get ready for sales...why would u do a transaction that u know might come back to bite u in the asss.....this is the first time city hood is being called out....he shuld come and answer sharpally or the thunder!!!.....let me wait first before I contact my sisters from benin...for this buhari period..1.1M..

but really..most of the time when a car is too cheap it's usually ends up being a lemon..toyota highlander for 1.1 is already suspicious to me. Its like camry muscle going for a million... something's has to be wrong somewhere with the ride....Dada u no go come outside abi??...you think say I dey joke with my benin sisters..remember say ur full name dey on this thread ooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Am A Virgin, I Want To Die As A Virgin And Leave Example For My Kids by advanceDNA: 2:47pm On Dec 25, 2016
Have u heard of the word adopted??

A lot of women pledge celibacy For reason know to them. even royal family that needs an heir to their throne for some weird reason choose celibacy. a little history can will help.....

Elizabeth the first (7 September 1533 – 24 March 1603)[1] was Queen of England and Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. She was referred to as The Virgin Queen, Gloriana or Good Queen Bess, the childless Elizabeth was the last monarch of the Tudor dynasty.

Her decision to never never marry or have sex was famous, a cult was even formed in her honor as a result of her celibacy. Source: wikipedia
Pets › Re: Kennels For Sale(2dogs Each) by advanceDNA: 4:19am On Dec 22, 2016
uboma:
a dog can't be comfortable in that space.

the space is too cramped.

if I were you, I would remove the divider in each cage so that it can one dog per cage.
Oga!!! Haba! Na elephant u wan put inside...abi na every dog big like Caucasian sherperds. Pple no get lhasa, samoyed , and other small breeds. U go just enter person trade they make other potential buyer feel otherwise about person market. On a normal day shaa..no offence intended
Pets › Re: Please Help by advanceDNA: 4:00am On Dec 22, 2016
[quote author=realman2015 post=52034590]Dear petlanders,

I need a good vet I can take my Caucasian to in Abeokuta. Please help.[/quote

There's a vet opposite the world oil station at the other side of the road just b4 that panseke bridge...
Investment › Re: Maryam Shetty Mocks MMM Over Its Closure. PICS by advanceDNA: 1:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
That's how federal government lied they have defeated boko haram....nd I still read and saw pictures of their attack last week......now they have started saying MMM Has crashed when pple are still registering and the Website is still up and running...this Ponzi scheme will continue if the website is still up....they are there shouting MMM when about 5 other ponzi schemes have started running ....
Autos › Re: Sharp And Mindly Used. RX300 For Sale At Ajah Call DHERMY by advanceDNA: 9:58pm On Nov 30, 2016
Like seriously.....why are u guys crucifying the guy for no reason?.......i think the 1.8 is just asking price..i'm sure when face to face negotiations gets rolling he will definitely come down... we all know this is nairaland.....
no matter the price u place on a car..one idiot that his cash is yet complete will just enter the thread crash ur advert, give a counter offer so ridiculous u'll start to wonder if the he tot u r dead broke for selling ur car....
a dealer once placed a bloodyy clean 2005 rav4 for 1.2m..and one dude just slashed the price to 600k..i was like.. if u see this advert and initial seller's asking price is for 600k, won't u shout scam!!!!..
Pets › Re: How Bobbysaxy Want's To Scam Me Of N120,000 by advanceDNA: 4:17pm On Nov 30, 2016
boobooslim:
Hi, please what eventually happened to the poor pup? i want to give a pup to my kids for Christmas. Can i get that pup if no one wants it?
By this time? U just dey ask for the puppy?...the dog go don dey cross another dog by now oooo...u better call Bobby Saxxy if u need puppy.....u go pay shaaa ooooo
Phones › Re: Why NCC Asked Big Operators To Raise Data Tariffs by advanceDNA: 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2016
chaiiiiii...one day day..we all go shaaa die leave all this wahala....I no blame those wey dey commit sucide....it doesn't look like it will ever get better
Romance › Re: Scientists Discovered Horrifying 103-year-old Remains Of Titanic, its terrifying by advanceDNA: 6:48pm On Nov 29, 2016
Come!!!! Where is dat boy called lalasticlala sef?
Autos › Re: Why Are Car Dealers Hiking Prices Here On Nairaland by advanceDNA: 5:31pm On Nov 29, 2016
OneTruePrince:
A Lexus RX 350 2008 would go for 3m - 3.5 as at now due to dollar issues.
Bt posts here say 5m- 7m
Quote me if am wrong undecided
2008 rx350....for 3M?....sir..u will have to permit me to tell u that u dat u don't know what u are saying......let me not rush..mayb u are talking about naija used...but if u talking tokunbo 2008 rx350...u can't see it for less that 4.5M - 5.3M
ordinary tokunbo rx330 2004 model is over 3M.....so what are u now saying..im not a dealer ooo...but car price has sky rocketed....
Pencil light camry that used to go for 800..900k for tokunbo..i followed a friend to cotonou...last price was 1.1m without papers..
Rx 300 as at January last year was still 1.4 - 1.6..now u can't buy it for less dan 2M....
U can see some low prices shaaa, mayb dealers that have old stock dat wasn't sold ontime...but new imports is a no go area...naija used to take over
Business › Re: What Is The Maximum Deposit And Balance For A Savings Account? by advanceDNA: 4:30pm On Nov 28, 2016
Keneking:
1. Can 10 million naira be deposited in a savings account without query? NO ---BREAK IT INTO TWO

2. will he be able to make a withdrawal from the individual savings account without being arrested bt security operatives ? NO ---DO TRANSFER

3. will his account be frozen for some policies reason and where that happens, will he still be able to access his hard earned cash? NO

4. is there anything like maximum cumulative balance and if there is what is the maximum balance for a savings account? DEPENDS
Ur number 1 answer is wrong....enter into any banking hall..theres a frame placed in every bank called STR / CTR... suspicious/ currency transaction reporting....all deposit in excess of 5M for individual nd 10M for company accounts is reported to CBN nd NFIU(Nigeria financing intelligence unit).... so he needs to break it into more than 2 units...


No2... he can withdraw..but they will give him some stress...but if he can show some evidence of the land sale like receipt and agreement just to make them comfortable...that will do just fine...so far he's not trying to withdraw the whole 10M at once...

No3..his account could be frozen depending on the kind of account he opened...there are 3 levels of saving account..if it's level 1 or 2 he opened which cumulative balance . 100k nd 400k respectively then it will be frozen once 10M hits the account...so he will need to submit extra document to convert the account to standard level 3 savings account. KYC would be carried out..b4 he can then withdraw..
No 4...there are 3 levels of savings account..
Level 1..u open with just a passport photograph highest single deposit is 50k cumulative balance is 100k
Level 2..opened with a photograph and any kind of bloody ID card...highest single deposit is 100k maximum balance is 400k...
Levek3...the standard Savings account..opened with valid ID..pasport, nd phcn bill...pay a u like..withdraw as u like..
But all kinds of accounts weda Sav or current is still subject to the CT and STR policy...
So OP should know his level b4 he will go and credit 10milla inside one yeye account.....bankers are not nice when it comes to suspicious entry..they will tell u straight up..we know it's ur money but u can't just withdraw at the moment...
Pets › Re: 6 German Shepherd Puppy's For Sale by advanceDNA: 11:41am On Nov 27, 2016
What do u mean by German shepherd ?....stop it immediately...I dnt like dat kind of joke....
Pets › Re: In Need Of Caucasian Less Dan 30k by advanceDNA: 6:50am On Nov 23, 2016
I want a 2015 Toyota camry too.....all i have 800k...so I was told I need to save more.....so u need to save more too...unless u don't want a quality breed..
Events › Re: Bride Wears Cleavage-Baring Outfit On Her Wedding Day by advanceDNA: 9:50am On Nov 18, 2016
Una sure say na boobii be dat.??..the thing resemble those small calabash we dey use drink palm wine for mammi market
Pets › Re: How Bobbysaxy Want's To Scam Me Of N120,000 by advanceDNA: 9:30am On Nov 18, 2016
Person no pay ..e get free correct Caucasian Shepherd wey no be pencil mouth GSD cross ooooo...e come come back to the thread dey make trouble ask seller for pedigree papers....na 120k dem dey sell dogs wey get papers?

He con dey use phone do analogy...if person dash u iPhone 7 with no manual... u go tell am make he find the manual by force so u go dey sure say the phone wey dem dash u na confirmed original....until the manual is produced, d person wey dash u d phone or the seller no get right to call d fone original...paper or no paper na confirm cauc u collect...why him no ask for papers before he go collect the dog...in short ....the thunder wey go fire u eehnnn...na for my benin sisters dem go send am come...
Pets › Re: Designer Dogs by advanceDNA: 2:37am On Nov 18, 2016
They look Like adult lhasa apso to me....puppy na 50 to 70k..depending on the seller...
Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by advanceDNA: 8:18pm On Nov 16, 2016
Automated Teller machine....carry on...my yoruba friend call peeps like u belejayan....

40k for this buhari period!!...make ur babe hear say u dash another man wife 40grand..u nor get mama wey go pray for u wella wey u fit dash 40k?......e be like say u dey do MMM..money dey ur hand abi..
Romance › Re: See The Trending Wedding Photos Of This Oyinbo Man & Yoruba Lad by advanceDNA: 8:04pm On Nov 16, 2016
Yoruba lad??
Romance › Re: No Doubts This Is The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland (pics) by advanceDNA: 10:44am On Nov 15, 2016
Do guys actually asslick to this level? or pple just. create alternate account to hype dem selves....i can still find a away to understand the latter...but the former...damn!!! dats freakingg pathetic
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Lie About Their Virginity.thoughts Needed by advanceDNA: 8:48pm On Nov 13, 2016
The usual trend when a guy meets a lady is dat the getting to know each other face usually contains some small lies...u know...just to make ur profile sleek and dope..
if she's already sure she gonna straff u pretty soon she won't lie about her virginity ....
but ladies aint like guys they decide about the sex part mayb after they've known u for a couple weeks or months...by den the virginity lie has already been told....most of the time they can't even remember they said so.. but the pathological liars quickly come up with a counter lie...like I was raped...or it was a mistake in college when I was in girls only school and we were just fooling around with the carrot/cucumber......

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