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Romance › Re: 5 Explosive Experiences From Having Sex From Behinde by advanceDNA: 8:30pm On Sep 21, 2016
oshikoyatope:
You
Me? I hope haven't done something wrong?
Romance › Re: My Husband Calls My Mother's Name During Love Making by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Sep 21, 2016
No biggie...ur husband aint straffing u mum...It's just a name he calls the side chic which just happen to be coincidentally the same name u call ur mama...if u r gonna accuse him..let it be on the grounds that he's cheating with another lady...if u say na ur mama....u will just eventually look stupid and possibly crazy ....resulting in u loosing the dialogue long before u raise it...
Romance › Re: 5 Explosive Experiences From Having Sex From Behinde by advanceDNA: 7:25pm On Sep 21, 2016
LA click LA die
Autos › Re: Cheap Honda 04 Abk For 550k by advanceDNA: 3:04am On Sep 19, 2016
Is it still available?
Pets › Re: Female Boerbeol Brindle Color For Sale...big Head,big Bone..a Must See by advanceDNA: 11:26pm On Sep 16, 2016
fabulouskay:
This is not a Boerboel bro
So what breed Is it....and don't dare call it a neo
Autos › Re: Honda Crosstour... With A Very Low Miles Now 3.5m by advanceDNA: 7:34am On Sep 16, 2016
Is this tokunbo or the plates were just removed??
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Were This Guy by advanceDNA: 5:23pm On Sep 15, 2016
99 i-phone 6s is good for business..me go just open shop turn phone seller...I'm sure I've not seen any fone store with that quantity of phones b4....wen business booms and I become big time importer exporter..she go come back nd beg...nd I go don get chic wey better pass am by den...
Romance › Re: We've Been Dating For Just One Month, And He's Proposed Already by advanceDNA: 12:43pm On Sep 13, 2016
There's something that girls do now....i heard it from a lady saying it's a form of insurance incase the marriage doesn't go well in the first 24months or the guy starts misbehaving, starts to show his true colour.
Babes that rush into marriages especially all this match-make paroles now stay on contraceptives so no babies that will make divorce a bit difficult.
I tot about it and realized lot of women suffer in abusive/ unhappy homes becos of their kids and the lack of zeal to start over since it's very difficult for women with one or two kids to remarry unless they are loaded...dont get me wrong am not trying to say u shuld do like these babes ooooo.....just saying my own naaniiii...marriage is hard to come by these days ....boys are not smiling at all..
Pets › Re: Two Lhasas To Give Away by advanceDNA: 9:00am On Sep 13, 2016
That's so generous of u...are u giving away as in dash or giveaway as in sell for small price.....i want female if it's give away dash shaaa...i'll take good care..
Autos › Re: Reg 2000 Benz E320E320 at 850k by advanceDNA: 7:57pm On Sep 12, 2016
How much
Autos › Re: Super Clean ML 320 01 @ 570 08061311315 08028612026 by advanceDNA: 4:21pm On Sep 08, 2016
Is this car still for sale?
Romance › Re: Ilovetofucck Is Ready To Invade Romance Section by advanceDNA: 2:40pm On Sep 06, 2016
Whyyyyy

Pets › Re: Local Lion Captured In Ondo Pic by advanceDNA: 10:44am On Sep 06, 2016
Dis isn't jokes section ya know??....sometimes I wonder if there are still mods on nairaland
Pets › Re: The New Generation Of Bsquaredkennels' Caucasian by advanceDNA: 9:17am On Sep 05, 2016
Female deyhuh..how much??
Pets › Re: Expecting Pups From This CO Duo by advanceDNA: 5:07am On Sep 02, 2016
t1f3:
Can we see your dog please?
I second the motion
Autos › Re: Very Clean And Sharp Toyota Rav4 Jeep by advanceDNA: 1:50am On Sep 01, 2016
Bought it brand new nd used for short while? I'm still trying to juxtapose the statement nd the picture....i don't seem to be getting it at all
Romance › Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by advanceDNA: 1:48pm On Aug 29, 2016
Haaaaa

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Take Their Bdays So Seriously by advanceDNA: 1:37pm On Aug 28, 2016
Come on guy..dont u have a girlfriend? Its payment day even for the broke ass boyfriend they've been managing hIs brokeness all for love,he won't have an acceptable excuse for ffucking up..
its the one d one day u dnt get a free pass...no excuse for not buying gift... cos even if u r the brokest boyfriend on the planet..u would have had 364 days to save some little change and plan for that day.

The most important rule: don't ever forget that day even if u don't buy much for her...cos if u do.....DAMNN!!!! It's gonna be one long season film of para-ing/ nagging...in short u won't see the end of the film
Romance › Re: What I Saw Inside A Lady's Poossy (graphic pics) by advanceDNA: 6:28pm On Aug 25, 2016
Oh God!!..are u from kenya??

Romance › Re: What I Saw Inside A Lady's Poossy (graphic pics) by advanceDNA: 6:28pm On Aug 25, 2016
Hmmm
Pets › Re: Advise!!!about To Purchase An Ovcharka Caucasian by advanceDNA: 1:24pm On Aug 24, 2016
Hmmm..there's no dog dat will not need time nd trainning...just that some dogs need extra attention...still doesn't mean because u are a first time owner,then u can't raise a CO......
just ensure ur dog doesn't see u as a meal provider only, this causes disobedience as ur dog will never see u as a leader most especially when u decide to have more than one dog....train it,play with it,walk with it...and care for it.
u might require to get a koboko or a if u have a very strong leather belt ..they usually need some spanking once in a while..CO are magnificent beasts..they just need extra care...i work in a place where I resume 7:30am nd close 8pm...time is not really my friend..and I own a CO..
Romance › Re: I Was Banging Her But Her Thing Was...ah...pics by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Aug 21, 2016
L1TTLE:
The beautiful girls on romanceland are very few but ireneony is one of them am not asslicking and I'm not saying it for her attention but she's one of the beauties with mhisbliss and mizzbouqui hot gurls, not all those worwor girls ranting and hating upandan


Modified:this comment was because op classified ireneony as one of the uglies before yall pounce on me, I'm not ready to get banned yet
Yo dude.. u just did the asslicking and dats lame... now you trying to say u didnt doesnt change the fact that you did which is even more lame....beauty is in the eyes of the beholder dude.... the chic aint fine from Op's view dats his opinion and rock solid view, the chic is fine to you, dats great...but to asslick about it........ damn!!! i'd rather be fucckking gay than asslick...
Career › Re: SURVEY REQUEST :would The Ambience Of The Company Matter ? by advanceDNA: 10:02am On Aug 21, 2016
ofcourse...abience is everything... its like a babes bush up bra, the padded assss, the brazillian and peruvian human hair, the overall general neatness..... makes the company attractive right from the door step like my pal uasually say i *****dont know wat attarcts him to GTB and access Bank anytime he passes by, he feels like entering to go open an account*****
Autos › Re: Sold! Sold! Sold!!! Reg. Toyota Avalon 06 For Sale @ 1.5m by advanceDNA: 9:47am On Aug 21, 2016
oga seller good morning,for a 2006 avalon.. 1.5 is a fair price... one of the lowest have seen..... but is there any issues with this car...cos its too clean to be a tokunbo.. therefor it must have been baked resently... i want to know if im getting myself into any majore or minor fixing issues
Autos › Re: Can I Put Bigger Tires On A 2010 Toyota Camry SE by advanceDNA: 2:26am On Aug 19, 2016
It might pose a slight turning challenge....but u won't regret it....in 2010 I got a Toyota camry pencil light which came with a rim 14....i ddnt like it at all...I hated small tires..thats one thing I love SUVs for but I couldn't afford it at that time....so I bought four 205/60/rim16.....and I rocked it for 3 yrs...
Nd to answer ur question...yes it's possible nd 2,it will solve the problem to an extent so far u have reliable shocks which will prevent ur car frame from resting on ur future taller tyres...my opinion though
Pets › Re: Male 6weeks Caucasian Puppy For Sale ( Super Quality) PICS UPDATED by advanceDNA: 2:31pm On Aug 17, 2016
Male or female
Pets › Re: Who Has A Small Breed Puppy And Is Willing To Give Out For Free? by advanceDNA: 1:39pm On Aug 17, 2016
Okaaaayyyyyy....so you think say na by size.....na only shiitt mater big dog take different from smaller breeds...
Romance › Re: "I Will Rather Leave My Boyfriend For My Dad Because My Dad Is Good In Bed" by advanceDNA: 12:32pm On Aug 17, 2016
Lazyreporta:
grin grin grin grin


naija nko huh
There r crazy sexxual paroles every where, but for Kenya.......the craziness is out of this world
Romance › Re: "I Will Rather Leave My Boyfriend For My Dad Because My Dad Is Good In Bed" by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Aug 17, 2016
Patience Jonathan isn't happy about this matter...

Romance › Re: "I Will Rather Leave My Boyfriend For My Dad Because My Dad Is Good In Bed" by advanceDNA: 12:17pm On Aug 17, 2016
Kenya & bizarre sexxual paroles are like this....

Family › Re: My Mother-In-law Visits Too Often, How Do I Deal With That? Please Help by advanceDNA: 2:46pm On Aug 11, 2016
Guy man....its clear you are a loaded fellow...no yeye mother will like to come and sit with a family that's managing themselves for this buhari period......there's nothing u will say dat will not be mis interpreted as being hostile towards your wife's family...n because d woman and her goons dey see all these Kardashian lifestyle parole for ur crib...just form broke..nd I mean confirm flat broke...u go see say ur mother in law go waka sharp sharp go her own house..
Autos › Re: Cheap Honda 04 Abk For 550k by advanceDNA: 2:26am On Aug 10, 2016
Op might not necessarily be a good Photographer, saying the guy is insane is a bit extreme just because he ddnt capture every part of the car,dude was too interested in capturing the part of the car that's kinda rough so u'll be sure of the issues with the body work.... he was also honest with the compressor issh..which some sellers will easily lie that it's just gas refill the AC needs...
I feel the advert is not bad..just a few missing pics...
Oga seller..just snap the front view,this will show how attractive ur car is and if there's any Crack on the windscreen,the back, nd dash board, guys are crazy about dash boards....

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