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PDP is already peddling excuses for failure at the polls. Or perhaps they are telling us what they did in the 2015 elections.

Lol. Long-winded explanation.

You want the real reason? Well, we love the view. Simple.

Mjshexy:
Hmmm...it's well oh, just manage us like that

My brother, tell them. We are not perfect.

Sometimes I wonder how ladies handle so much attention. It must be stifling.

It's just wickedness. I pity the faithful guys who end up with such heartless women. It's not a happy life when a man has to beg his wife for at least 10 to 15 minutes of pleasure out of 24 hours.

This is why side chicks exist; to provide easy solutions to simple domestic challenges.

It took a downward turn when he painted the name on the dog and paraded it in front of Hausa/Fulani people.

NPF are always hungry for a scapegoat and this Igbo man just offered himself up. Now they claim his wife is pregnant. Always playing the victim after drawing first blood. I pity the woman. She should get a lawyer to defend her husband as the Police has prepared the case.

We know how the story will end if a Fulani man goes to igboland and parades his monkey with Ojukwu painted on it.

You want to deflower her as a reward for what? Your tenacity? You are funny o.

She is cheating on you and you are swallowing her excuses. I wonder if you're ready for the truth.

On the day you decide to sleep with her, you won't find any blood. That's when she will give you the convenient excuse that not all virgins bleed when deflowered (which is true, by the way). You will swallow this excuse as well, hook, line and sinker.

She confessed her affairs with married men and still claims to be a virgin? And you believe that? Look bro, when a married man has an affair with a single girl, believe me, he is not out to be a gentleman lover. It is simply about sex. Lovey dovey is reserved for his wife. Side chick is to warm his bed.

If you still want her, at least you should know that you're not getting a virgin. She probably knows how much this means to you that's why she's playing the virgin card. Know what you're getting into.

Lol. You cannot grow a sexy butt with exercise and diet. The only "natural" way is to be injected with fat sourced from other parts of your body as opposed to silicone implants. This is still plastic surgery.

If you do squats or cycling or other similar exercises, you will only build your thighs and believe me it will have a distinct athletic appearance. Certainly not sexy.

Big ass must be soft, round and bouncy. Muscle is anything but that. Fat is what does the trick. If you must have that ass of your dreams, go for implants. Gaining weight generally won't even make noticeable difference.

taylor88:
that's exactly d same advice u'll giv to ur male siblings

but blv me if uve neva been heartbroken as a man u won't understand

wen it happens Beyonce won't even b enough for u

ifs not her at dat tym blv no other

Lol. That's the pure truth there. No other babe will be good enough until you get over her.

People just have to give you tough love to ginger you from the doldrums of heartbreak that's why they say stuff like what Toks wrote.

I remember one babe who broke my heart then chai. I nearly kolo with sadness My guys just dey try encourage me, who sai, e nor work. That time sef, I was surrounded by fine fine single babes, but I was blind. My babe nor fine reach those girls o but na dat my babe gan gan I want. No other. I buried myself in work. With time, I got over her. Foolish love.

If a man has to ràpe his wife before he gets some then something is wrong with the couple. Oftentimes it's because the woman is trying to manipulate him with sex. "Oga, if you don't do this for me, nothing for you this night o...." That's borderline evil. The woman's body belongs to her husband.

However, I believe there is no pleasure in forcing your way into a woman. It's better to have a side chick for such situations. I hope my wife won't try this with me cos I really don't want my fidelity tested this way.

So Oluchi is safe? Thank God o. This lagos traffic no dey allow person keep up with the show.

bezimo:
Dont confuse anybody. Whether its rehabilitate or create, the objective remains to further expand the criminal herdsmen atrocities.
We in the south will condemn such ill conceived plan and resist it with all fervency. Your daft president instead of facing squarely the dire economic challenges of the country he is priotizing herdsmen business as if its FG business.

You call someone daft but struggle to grasp the meaning of "rehabilitate". Amusing.

See them honoring crime. How will Africa move forward like this? He made money pushing drugs that destroy lives and families and they call him a hero. Black man, why?

About time. Let all those PDP spies in APC go and form their party. Saraki et al should vamoose with their scandals.

Atiku the serial loser can go ahead with his ineffective dollars too. Maybe it's his lot to fund parties without getting a ticket.

We are not naïve children. We all know that ethnic hatred is the reason an Igbo man would name his dog Buhari, paint the name on it and parade the same in a Hausa / Fulani community.

He was baiting the northerners and should count himself lucky that they chose to report to the police rather than lynch him. Why incite violence then go about crying victimization? It is easy to draw first blood but a wise man will count the cost before making such a daring move.

Some juvenile Nairaland members sef. The keyword is REHABILITATE. This is not the same as CREATE. You only rehabilitate EXISTING property.

If you don't like a man you should not ALWAYS strive to oppose him even to the point of appearing stupíd.

Oildichotomy:
The problem with Nigeria is beyond redemption.

What silly excuse is this for pete's sake ?

You see how the NFF inflated the money initially? From $174k to $300k. That's $126,000 extra! These guys are crooks. The truth is coming out little by little.

Now (from their own confession) we know that the NFF didn't make payment early enough for the planned chartered flight and so, the team was stranded in Atlanta. Delta airlines supported the team free of charge yet there someone sent a receipt to the minister.

NFF has been playing games with this country for far too long. That $300,000 earmarked for the flight must have been shared by now. Trust me. Criminals.

Naija babes come and see ya mate.

Hmmm e be like say devil wan use somebody.

So you are not happy with the peaceful relationship. You want to "spice" it up with wahala? Na wa o.

Deefuray:
Happy married life....

The boobs of that lady tho..... Olympus has fallen

You sef dey talk. Kindly look for a mirror and see yourself.

ReorxTohGan:
Bet Her Friend Wuld Have Been Singin' The Late Goldie's "Mo Le Gba Oko Lowo Eh" Song ,buh She No Grab!!...'em Don Play Aunty Wayo!!!....In Btwin And In The End Jesus Said It's Finished..

which kine song be dat?

Sphinx02, you were not wrong in warning her. Such a warning would not arise if you didn't suspect that your fiancée could actually disrespect your mother one day.

If she needs to be threatened before she can respect the mother of her husband then you must be careful about marrying her. I have met seemingly lovely ladies who have no qualms insulting elders. Yet those ladies are quick to feel slighted at the barest shade.

All these uncultured ladies calling you mama's boy and telling you to grow up are the very ones who would fight their daughters-in-law if she made the slightest wrong move. Don't give your attention to such hypocrites.

You know your mother and you know your babe. If you are sure your babe is capable of shading your mother and you cannot condone it, kindly give the girl red card before you find yourself having to choose between your wife and your mother. There are good women out there who don't and won't disrespect their mothers-in-law. My brother married one. I will marry one such woman also.

A disrespectful wife is not an asset to anybody.

Look at them advising the man to move mountains just because he wants to have sex with his wife. Wife! Not one girlfriend o. That's rubbish.

Why must the man beg or threaten you before you have sex? Are you doing him a favour? . . . take her on a date, hold her hands, buy gifts, play with her... Nonsense talk.

Is sex enjoyed only by the man? Of course not. Ladies will be using sex as a tool to "control" their husbands. Are we animals that you lure us with carrots and birdseed? "Do this for me and I promise you a steamy session tonight"... Rubbish.

Many single girls are eager to sleep with married men. So you wives had better sit up and stop forcing celibacy on men who were designed to enjoy intimacy. If you hoard your official merchandise, there is black market out there.

The sexual health of a couple is not dependent on the man alone. Stop bargaining with sex. Stop "forming" tired.

She may be hiding something. Maybe chronic mouth odour (halitosis) or something else.

Just fix a date at a busy place like a small café within a mall. She may feel more comfortable with many people around. A movie date is also a good idea. Just make sure it's a nice romantic movie not action film.

Wow, this chick is divine.

Hope Nairaland babes can see good example.

I feel your pain. Forget her and move on. You no be pikin. Nobody fit bobo you say dat guy na casual friend.

Just forget all you spent on her. But next time, don't spend so much on a babe you have not married. Single ladies hardly appreciate such favours.

Export stones? Crooked minds from the land of the gulleys. Na wa o. So glad PDP is out.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]You don't know how to use a "modify" button? [/color]

Once she's quoted she can only modify her original post. I'm guessing she would like to delete a whole thread.

Op, it's Better not to create a thread if you're not certain enough.

Xiadnat:
True love, false love!

The hustle is real....

The smart girl don bagged herself a rich man and a meal ticket out of hellhole she is in!!

As long as she can stand him and his manstrument works then....... Bon voyage

..... No need to player hate from the side lines.

Abeg, where she get him sef?

She will just wounjure the old man.

delishpot:
Yeah yeah, no naija or African man has ever married an old white woman for papers or money before. Only women do it.

That's correct.

queenfav:
I know all this,but I need alcohol at times to cope with the kind of clients I meet.

LuvU2:
U guys re gold diggers too.
Never seen golddigging white or asian men.
That says a lot.
Its a woman's thing to date up/ marry up not a man's thing.

Lol. Have you forgotten that our forefathers once said "Men are moved by curves, but women are moved by bank alert"