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HarkymTheOracle:
If to say dem really dey implement this law ehn,98% of our adult population go dey jail.

Once you propose, you must marry the babe o. Or else, na breach of promise to marry. Naija babes will be so happy to see this.

samhay:
Contestants saved Dapo

Contestants sha. This Dapo may end up among the top 4 like that o.

Who saved Dapo? Is it the faculty again?

Bye bye to the Ghanaians. How I wish Gabriel made it to the finals. That guy is really good.

Still can't believe Dapo escaped elimination.

No pic, no video? Come on. Seun and Lalasticlala must have been eye witnesses for this to be on FP.

Besides, if it really happened then the woman should see a shrink. She is not thinking straight. That is a serious security threat.

Anyway, it's most probably fiction.

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Anybody that compares her to Tiwa obviously has tetanus in the brain
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And faculty will be thinking of saving Dapo again. . . they better not try that nonsense today. That boy don ripe to go house. Plus his girl Mirabel.

delishpot:
Set him up. Carry someone go. Let the person act like your husband and catch you guys together. But make sure you have his voice recording asking for sex in exchange for the job. Just before you enter his room, let your bobo jump in and cause commotion then make him pay to be let off the hook.shikena. send a copy of the recording and video if possible to his employers too.

Ghen ghen, action movie.

Best thing is to ignore the mail.

Baba, you deserve an award for this.

"...you dey bleach o you dey bleach!" Beautiful song.

naija1stpikin:
[b]I can't stop listening to YELLOW FEVER - FELA

Original and artificial he dey!
Yellow fever nko? (You say!)
One more…

Original and artificial he dey!
Bom bom bom, tell me now…
Original catch you
Your eye go yellow
Your yansh go yellow
Your face go yellow
Your body go weak
I say but later if you no die inside
The yellow go fade away
Artificial catch you
You be man or woman
Na you go catch am yourself
Na your money go do am for you
You go yellow pass yellow
You go catch moustache for face
You go get your double colour
Your yansh go black like coal
You self go think say you dey fine
Who say you fine?

Na lie, you no fine at all!
At all, na lie!
My sister, who say you fine?

Na lie, you no fine at all!
At all, na lie!

Yellow fever
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach!
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
African mother
You dey bleach, o you dey bleach
Sissi wey dey go
Yellow fever
Stupid thing
Yeye thing
Fucking thing
Ugly thing
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Teacher!
Who steal my bleaching?
My precious bleaching?
I buy am for shopping
For forty naira
How I go yellow?
How I go find out?
I go die o
I go die o
I go die o

According to complaint
Complaint must get answer
I beg please, help me help teacher
Oya, foolish
Oya!


Foolish!
Who steal your bleaching?
Your precious bleaching?
You buy am for shopping
For forty naira
You self all yellow
How you go find out?
Your face go yellow
Your yansh go black
Your moustache go show
Your skin go scatter
You go die o
You go die o
You go die o
You go die o[/b]

Babes are human beings but some guys (who think they are gentlemen) venerate them in the name of chivalry. This is rubbish at best. As long as she is not family, she should not expect to be entitled to your money or favour.

Some would even vilify guys who think like me, calling us broke. Well, we aren't the ones manipulating and asking for cash before we buy clothes, phones or go to the salon.

A number of us have met and dated independent ladies who don't beg or demand for cash and who are uncomfortable receiving money from us even in the face of obvious need.

Let hatchet babes rage all they like, wise men know the women worthy of our resources. We lavish on those deserving not just anyone with curves and pretty eyes.

When the government goes in to fish out the culprits the militants be crying injustice. Four policemen just like that.

Rivers state na wa.

After advertising her goods she was disappointed at the kind of customer that came calling. Just block the man that's all.

I can just imagine if Uncle Ben mistakenly gives them a cappella. It would be serious gbege. Some people just don't care about how to sing as a group.

I watched the group performance of past American Idol contestants and the harmony was just out of this world. These are singers with unique voices in different genres coming together to blend as a group o. And here, Project Fame contestants are busy falling in love.

sleepyeyez:
To be honest, their group displays this season havbeen disappointing

I just tire.

What a dismal rehearsal. MJ must be turning in his grave.

Who asked them to try "wanna be startin' somethin'"? We are in for another group song that would leave us cringing in our seats.

#facepalm

[quote author=itunu8 post=48345675][/quote]Hi follower

Was wondering if I was safe until I checked your posts. It appears we share similar thoughts on some issues I deem fundamental to the human experience especially in Nigeria. Where have you been all this while?

I find your opinion on some issues quite refreshing.

In summary, today's wives are fairweather friends.

Kenturkey048:
okay she will get o see one with all qualities combined one day.

There are many single men with those qualities.

She's not asking for too much. Just a sincere, responsible and supportive man.

I agree. Cattle rearing is private business. These herdsmen must either buy or lease ranches. They must also pay tax to the states where they trade.

cozy7:
I don't just understand how some girls begin to act like motherless babies n fatherless babies, just bcoz they hv a guy. If d guy provides all that, which one will her parents do? She is even talking as if she gave d guy money to keep for her n now she expects it bck with interest. Nah wa oo. This is enough for me to break up. Instead d guy just dey laugh like lunatic way escape psychiatric ward.

Bro, I just tire. Na guys spoil all diz babes. Why will a guy assume financial responsibility over another adult like himself. Especially when the girl still has parents or a job.

The ones I pity are those corpers dating themselves Both of them earn the same amount but the girl will still be collecting from the guy.

Can these girls advice their sons to spend on women like this?

Snowangel4:
lolzzzz......u are very funny

no mind me. I dey vex.

Section8:
Thank God for the few guys wey don wise up make one yeye gf jus dey ask me for money anyhow if I no go curve her commot.


See nonsense fa asif they both worked for the money

No mind those babes. Shame no dey catch dem. Rubbish.

You dey mind that one? Na only apprentice olosho (or retired one sef) dey ask money from her boyfriend before or after sex.

Section8:
later them go tok say make we no demand sex... Smh

Boss, even the enjoyment from "sex" sef is a mutual thing. Besides, the guy does all the hard work pounding. These babes will jus stay there singing off key while you're hard at work.

We guys have spoilt these babes.

I really don't get it. Why is she asking you for money? How had she been surviving before she met you? It makes no sense to tax a guy just because he loves you. Naija babes should stop cashing in on relationships and taking advantage of love.

It's odd.

Don't give her one kobo. Let's see if she really loves you or if she loves the "benefits" of dating you. If she turns sour, you know you are only as good as your gifts. This sense of entitlement by babes is quite disgusting.

Akeredolu should not have emerged as winner at all. The man stands no chance. Especially if other candidates don't support him.

All this simply because no other Head of state built any refinery since Buhari completed the last one. And instead of them to maintain the facilities available, they chose to run them aground so they and their cronies could import refined products and become billionaires.

What did GEJ do with the windfall from crude oil sales? He chose to share the money like those before him.

We cannot alienate the current fuel crisis from PDP. They contributed a great deal to the hardship through unprecedented wastefulness.

Wadeoye:
Jonathan was reckless with power. He allocated military land to himself through his cousin.
The enemies of the country should be chased away from the land and the useless construction company used to loot the country should shutdown immediately.

Can you imagine, these criminals using dynamites beside military barack to blast rock? The same dynamite they use to bomb pipelines.
How are we sure that place is not their training ground for NDA on how to detonate dynamites?

Jonathan is a crook. A brazen one.

He thinks ondo is São Tomé and Príncipe Better resolve the factions in your party before bragging.

The practice of prefabricated buildings is older than any of us on this thread. It has even been in Nigeria for ages.

A ready example is Dolphin Estate Ikoyi.

The faculty of engineering complex at unilag also comes to mind.

Same way Fayose and Sambo went about campaigning with religious antics. This party won't learn. GEJ knelt before pastors and traditionalists and we know the result.

It's obvious this man has little to offer the electorate. PDP has Muslims among it's members. This is insensitive. Instead of facing cogent issues, they are whipping up religious sentiments.

So Fayose agrees that OBJ made PDP lose the elections? I thought you guys dismissed him when he left.

Fayose is a comedian. He and Wike thought they could use Sheriff and dump him. Sheriff is there to preside over the funeral of the useless party. Make we hear word abeg.