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IamLEGEND1:
let me give u a heads up,bro...
What you'll find is not stuff for mere mortals it's an overload of elegance.

see campaign. Baba I dey feel you Team Mimzy go wound people.

Hmmmm. Interesting read.

I laugh when runs girls take offence if someone calls them prostitutes. Money for hand, back for ground. That is the first law of prostitution. Any babe or girlfrend that upholds this "tenet" should please tell us how and why she is not a prostitute.

mysticgal:
It's me sweetie, vote for me, I won't disappoint you. Trust me

You remind me of Chidinma. Best of luck in the contest.

IamLEGEND1:
Excellent write-up, bro.

All we want is a campaign and elections free of any form of vitriol.
#VoteMimzy
#VoteTranquility
#VoteWillpower

Hmmm, this mimzy girl is fine sha. Let me check her posts to know what she's really like.

Lol. And that's how he proposed... You're already talking marriage. Congrats in advance. How much is the aso ebi? I need 10 yards for my Agbada.

Duty paid value of 16 million for just 1050 bags. Haba! How much will they now sell the rice? Customs dey lie. They probably reduced the number of bags (which they have taken away) but forgot to reduce the duty.

Crooks.

Only a woman can turn a man into a philosopher so quick.

Said clearance was issued in Jonathan's tenure. EFCC only reiterated it to remind your lawyers.

It is interesting that Saraki can call another person tainted. A Senate President who is facing corruption charges he is yet to deny; who drags the office he occupies through mud; who tried to quash his trial at the supreme court and failed; this man calls another tainted? In OBJ's voice: I dey laugh o.

With 80 lawyers you are yet to say "I did not receive that money" or "I did not buy that property". If all that your army of lawyers can do is to stall proceedings by throwing tantrums, then Saraki you are in deep trouble.

So Ogbonna too came after her because of Linda...

SeverusSnape:
Imagine Buhari talking about universities

An illiterate for that matter.

Them tell wines to raise up their hand, Zobo and kunu join raise their hand, Yeye dey smell.

Respect the military. They are specialists in training the mind and body. This man you are addressing is an alumnus of the US war college. Perhaps you should think the products of that institution are likewise illitrate.

Besides, if what vanguard (PDP leaning paper) published as the words of Mr President is true, then you should cover your face and bow your head in shame because you have not made half as much sense since you began your campaign against your president whom you refer to as illiterate. Should we then view your education so far, as a waste?

It is a good thing when we expose thieves and disgrace them. The reason this kind of corruption is rare in developed countries is not because they are all saints or perfect. It is rather because their governments punish corrupt people. Every politician there knows the heavy hammer that would shatter him if he dares to help himself from the pot.

Saraki is not the only thief in the senate but that does not mean he should be spared. Let all of them realize that no one can divert funds without consequences.

But then you relax your hair and wear "oyibo" hair just to look like them before you can feel beautiful. How ironic.

Call her and break up. Not difficult.

Rejoiceavl:
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

Your dimple.... Cute. I think I have a soft spot for cute chubby girls.

sarutobie:
any man who runs away from his marriage because of provocations should never have gotten married in the first place...such men are sissies.

So staying to contend with an abusive woman makes him a strong man? Interesting.

If a woman provokes her husband to violence, sincerely, he should be the one to run away from the abusive marriage before the evil woman turns him into a wife beater.

The lawyer was right. The value of the property has appreciated and the rent should go up likewise. If he kept the amount the same for 5 years, then he is a very considerate landlord in this Lagos of today.

Break up. You can't stand a fat woman. And bro, she is not ready to change her diet for you so you'd better look elsewhere.

If you manage her, o boy, you go cheat. Better now than later.

layla129:
Lol, uncountable to go

Heartless...

Back to the topic.
Baba, all these babes make guys regret ever loving them. I hope you don't make the mistake of loving the next one deeply. They often misbehave when they know you really love them.

Many women see guys as just means to an end. I guess it's fitting if we objectify them as well. Deal ruthlessly with the next one if she shows the slightest sign of messing up. I'm kidding.

I need a babe from that side. and one from s.a too.

Omonigeriarere:
Commendable for rejecting the brand of the Jeep or the Jeep itself? I laugh in Swahili.....

He was there when the illegal purchase of the jeep was been deliberated, approved and bought: now he wants Innoson's brand and it is commendable in your thinking.

You guys sha.

Bro, I don't really like this man but this decision of his is commendable. They are all entitled to official vehicles during their tenure. It is good that he has decided to go cheaper and what's more, he prefers a Nigerian brand.

This is a good one from him at least for now. He would be easily voted down whenever he speaks against something that appeals to the selfish desires of other senators. That's a no-brainer. Rejecting it is still a good step.

Only the first batch has been delivered,l. When the others arrive and we find out that he still picked a land cruiser then we can call for his head.

Dino, hmmmm ex pdp. Baba...the pdp blood is still in you.

I hope they lock him up forever. Those boys are hardened criminals. They'd steal phones and bully the victims right in the open. He never knew he'd be unlucky to pick on a policeman.

I pity him. Every policeman in the station would contribute at least one slap to panel beat his face. By the time he gets to court, he won't even be able to open his swollen mouth to plead guilty.

Now, I salute you. This is commendable

Greenback:
the same way bahari ported his arsse to defence hqtrs and was holding and hosting presidential meetings prior to his swearing in '15...

Source please.

What guts! Dem never swear you in o you don dey show yourself already.

It is worthy to note that not even one of the APC senatorial candidates won any seat in the south east. That was a gross miscalculation on the part of the igbos. By now, we would have had an Igbo Senate president not this saraki causing wahala for everybody.

mineANDurs:
Research on Mental case

wicked

If my babe does that, hmmm, we'll turn it into gift competition. Who will buy the nicest gift? And I intend to win.

If you actually do this, then keep it up. We guys do this a lot and we are still alive and blessed.

No time to PM nairaland babes.

What these guys don't know is that they are falling for the "online" persona of the girl in question. It is fake. In person, she is nothing like that. Meeting a girl in person is often better. First, it clarifies issues of appearance, height and manners and for some people like me, eloquence.

Online, she can be anything. Some of these NL babes are not really all that. Ordinary everyday girl will be forming posh. After all her online forming, you'd be disappointed when you finally meet her and find out that she doesn't have the kind of legs you admire or her laughter is not so beautiful to behold or other little issues that we deem important.

Better to walk up to a lady and do your thing than to fall for one online chick and get shortchanged. By then, you would have played your hand too early and it won't be smooth to back out.

You're saying you would wait? Wait? Young man what is wrong with you? You think this is Telemundo? Leave her alone and move on. There are many better girls out there.

See how young men encourage girls to string them along.

chukwudi44:
Why all these jubilations by zombies? The same "anti-corruption" people who said the amendment of the CCB act was ill-timed!! Anyway the EFCC is the one who cleared him and not the senate!! He must still appear before the senate comitte of ethics to clear his name !!

After as the senate is concerned,this so-called clearance is nothing.Injustice Umar is still undr senate investigation and must appear tommorrow to clear his name.

Lol. Which summons? The one they have cancelled? Funny guy. Tomorrow is almost here, we shall see who will appear before whom.