₦airaland Forum

Americans will not forget this election.

Where are those “independent” women?

This is a man who doesn’t see your superior wealth as a threat to him. Isn’t this a dream come true?

But no. They will run away because their so called independence doesn’t preclude their expectations that the man would take care of them and their needs.

Feminists and “strong” women, why are you hiding?

Unless the “overseas” is Nigeria, he cannot do anything to her diring their vacation. Even Nigeria sef. If you commit, dem go fish you out.

If he’s going to do anything, it would be in their home country.

Bro, she’s learning olosho work. Leave her alone.

You just dey find out? You must be using Internet Explorer with Glo network.

Anyway, we have decided to manage them like that. Cos who will rescue them from singleness and loneliness if not us?

Just keep the babe until you find a better one that measures up.

Why didn’t he call this fake news? No videos, no pictures but the government believes 44 people were rounded up and slaughtered just like that?

Okay

Venerealisles You look great. Your size is someone’s spec. Don’t fret much over your stature.

He started early and he didn’t give up.


I still remember the young guy from Saworo Ide. Mr Afolayan has been consistent.

Wish him all the best.

We don dey old.

ebenhazard:
I doubt if this lady is truly hausa woman..bcoz they are always incorcated with that almajiris brain

She’s Edo

Aksnoopy:
Give her back ASAP, she belongs to the street.
Red flag!!!
She a HOE!!!

Calm down neegga

Damn!

Maybe she’s a professional dancer, cos she was busting some major moves in those shoes.

Damn!

I’m pissed at how slow the police is to apprehend the rapist. They are dragging their feet because he is one of their own.

If na unarmed protester now you will see action film. Useless police.

Pele o.

You get choice before?

Americans just got a taste of what Africans experience with sit-tight leaders every election.

Bornsinner7:
Awa fierce gan to ba n wa mi

No be small matter

Oshey omo iya! Respect!

longetivity:
I can marry any girl in this category and nothing will happen

At least avoid students for your peace of mind bro.

doggedfighter:
This list

Looks like someone from the above list turned you down.

But it's all good

Sixfeetbelle:
I need to insult men the way they insult women when they open threads like this



I need suggestions.

Hello?

What are you people doing here? I thought I said “Ladies keep off!“ Stubborn but beautiful people.

Anyway, who would expect compliance from the gender that was gisting with the serpent in the Bible?

I come in peace.

Zzor:
rubbish

Nor vex

MrTAnonymous:
You forgot to add hairdressers/stylist. Mehn, those ones na special case dem be!


Incase you don't know na me talk

I forgot o! Those ones can finish a man’s destiny in their small shops. Avoid them!

MickzyDonald:
But who's gonna marry the one's in this category now

Wahala for them o.

This is valid in my beloved Nigeria only.

Number 1: Nurses.
Nurses are, by definition, “caregivers”, but a recent trip to any hospital (public or private) would disabuse you, especially if you love asking questions for clarity. They assume people who ask questions are dumb time-wasters and they often give curt answers or just go savage on you. I’m not too keen on dating people who don’t give a damn when they see blood.

Sorry if you are dating a nurse. May the ancestors strengthen you.


2: Bankers.
Ah! These ones always have a short fuse. I think it’s a crucial part of their training or a “quality” the HR looks out for in prospective staff. These women profile you by the amount of money you appear to possess, often forgetting that appearances can be deceiving. They always want to know how much you are worth in liquid cash. . Plus they tend to live above their means. Guys, it’s almost always a waste of time to date myopic ladies who happen to be bankers. Some are good. Good luck finding them.


3: Club/Lounge waitresses.
Our ancestors say: “Wahala be like bicycle”. Brethren, do not bite more than you can chew. There is no form of embarrassment these girls cannot visit upon you. Like bankers, they can size you up in a matter of milliseconds, but are often off-target as women are wont to. If you must date them, be ready for unnecessary show-off. They have seen mad money wasted in their workplaces. If you are an average earner, comport yourself cos if you enter express, motor go jam you.


4: Makeup artists.
I know these ladies are everywhere and many are beautiful, but guys, calm down. Their trade revolves around the art of subtle (or not so subtle) deception. Take heed lest you fall. They are often required on movie locations, photoshoots and weddings. They have seen it all. If they are successful, they may be more stable, but if they are up and coming, ah! Be prepared to compete for their attention. It is not a fair race for you. One pertinent factor is they have many female friends. And that spells major Wahala for you bro. Your quiet patience may win you the trophy, but it could also lead her to believe you can be treated like a dummy. Open your eyes, bro.

5: Last but not least, Students.
Not a “profession” but let’s call this an honorable mention. This also applies to women who are jobless and broke. If you are a working man looking to settle, avoid students, especially under 25 ladies. Their wahala nor get part two. If you like, follow dem. You go hear am. You remember how they acted while you guys were still in school? Would you love to pitch your tent with such fickle creatures? I wouldn’t. Neither should you. You want your money to be given to her campus boyfriend so they can laugh at you as they buy shawarma and small stout? Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. However, a working man has no business dating a student seriously and exclusively. Well, except you have identified it as your destiny to play Russian roulette with your heart and funds.

That’s all for now. Kindly add to the list.

Ladies, I know you are reading this. No offence. It is what it is. You can’t insult me. I won’t respond unless I feel like tugging on your leash.

I come in peace.

That man married an idîot.

How unfortunate!

He should seek advice from his lawyer. Women who do crazy things like this are capable of more dangerous things. Protect yourself. In your shoes, I’d separate from her and start exploring divorce to forestall further madness.

Who knows, she may decide to torch my certificates next or even poison me.

You are upset.

Na your fiancée vex you bro.

Not most women. Calm down baba.

Why wouldn’t she be talking nonsense? She’s not spending her money on the wedding. That’s why she has the nerve to impose ideas on how to spend another person’s funds.

I pity the groom. After the wedding, he will find out the danger of marrying a woman who lives her life just to impress/intimidate other people.

Wiseandtrue:
Name checkers hoping that it's Igbo amaka

On seeing Mississippi

This babe has nice eyes

This one is black black. Not mixed. This is a huge leap for minorities.

If the useless task force guys were not wicked violent souls, nobody would be able to band up and attack them. They are reaping the fruits of their labour.

Neddstark:
Yes Mandela did. But he changed. His stance on peace made him die a single man. If he came out and wanted revenge and blood, South Africa that is having economic woes now would have become a shithole

Mandela’s approach fuelled the discussion on apartheid. His incarceration even helped their struggle. We cannot divorce his violent approach from the fruits it yielded. Yes he changed but it is the violence of the ANC that brought apartheid to its knees. His people didn’t condemn his violent actions, they actually made him into a martyr and it worked.

Neddstark:
During the conflict, there was a time Gaddafi indicated that they will do elections and transform the country into a democracy. NATO rejected, the rebels knowing they have foreign backing rejected. Now here is Libya, a failed state with 3 different governments. Some regions in Libya are controlled by Warlords. As we speak, there is a movement in Sirte to bring back the previous Green Flag under Gaddafi. I am not against a revolution. But a bloody one is just going to be an opportunity for bloodbath in Africa. Imagine if Mandela wanted a bloody revolution you thing SA would be any better?

It still doesn’t excuse dictatorship.

Plus Mandela embraced violent revolution through bombing and he was an active player. That is what landed him in prison in the first place. Google uMkhonto we Sizwe.