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This people from the yeest no dey tire?. From Developments to killings?. Na wah oh

Did you know that Alh. Atiku Abubakar ((Atikulated) and Koma people come from the same local government (Ganye LGA). This is so incredible.

Thank God we went for someone from a relatively more modern area of northern Nigeria.

N.B: Atikulated people and other eggheads can argue with their keyboards. Lol

Ashawo!. Empty vessel. Out of all the innate good things in this life, you have none. Only physical/sexual object?. Shioor

Anty Uriel, abeg get small shame na. Must you trend at all cost?. Which one is 3 years no sex?. Werey lasan lasan

God, look down from heaven and send Jesus quickly. Nigerian Christianity is not about your SON anymore, its now about amassing wealth and showing off same.

Another example of weak sissy men. I hate sissy men. Men who can't take charge or control a woman. Nonsense

Only a fool will believe the man's story. In this kind of scenario, its always the 'powerful' party thats guilty.

In this case, Mr. Munroe.

Is Cee-c your given name at birth?. Why would Google relate with your alias?. Arrant Nonsense

SPLASH (1984 movie about a mermaid) featuring Tom Hanks

Free sex. Your female classmates and others will continually swam around you, not only for academic reasons but also for romantic and sexual reasons. I know this because I've experienced it.

For a select few of us, we had experienced death-defying events where we really had cause to look back and thank Jehovah God for the unique blessing of Life.

I've had quite a few. Like when I climbed the big hill behind the Murtala Mohammed Post-Graduate Hall on Obafemi Awolowo Campus. Descending was not as easy as the ascent I had, and suddenly I lost all courage and had the most terrifying experience of trying to crawl my way down a series of steep surfaces. But for God, I might had died that day.

Funny enough, the most horrific near-death experience I experienced was the day I forgot my wife's birthday. Very funny abi?. My wife came down hard on me. Lolz. You don't want to know how I made it through that day and the next and the next.

Please contribute and tell us your own near-death experience!. Thanks

For a select few of us, we had experienced death-defying events where we really had cause to look back and thank Jehovah God for the unique blessing of Life.

I've had quite a few. Like when I climbed the big hill behind the Murtala Mohammed Post-Graduate Hall on Obafemi Awolowo Campus. Descending was not as easy as the ascent I had, and suddenly I lost all courage and had the most terrifying experience of trying to crawl my way down a series of steep surfaces. But for God, I might had died that day.

Funny enough, the most horrific near-death experience I experienced was the day I forgot my wife's birthday. Very funny abi?. My wife came down hard on me. Lolz. You don't want to know how I made it through that day and the next and the next.

Please contribute and tell us your own near-death experience!. Thanks

Who dey deceive this one?. Stardom ko, BBnaija ni?. You're not a star jare!

For the record, I don't support buhari or even atiku. I prefer the other presidential underdogs with fresher ideas to win.

But the cycle of Igbo leaders throwing their weights behind particular candidates in wholesale fashion and turning around after elections when their candidate's opponents wins to demand for political appointments is just plain stupid and infantile. They will soon be crying foul and shouting marginalisation if buhari wins and then appears not to appoint many of their sons and daughters into his cabinet.

Very stupid collective

Not only Peter Obi, also Osinbajo; they are fond of throwing economic statistical figures around which are simply not true.

The other day, Peter Obi said he invested Anambra funds into Fidelity bank and now its worth 50 million dollars. So very untrue?. I checked with the monthly office of national statistics online reports and what I found was 18 million. Osinbajo too is guilty of givung untrue statistics just to appear as a being in control or like an expert.

They deceive their army of praise-singers, sorry supporters, with spurious figures and appear to be smart and intelligent.

Nigerians be smart!!!!. These major party politicians do not have our interest at heart. Let's join hands and vote an underdog with fresher ideas. People like Moghalu, Sowore or Durotoye

Both sides (APC & PDP candidates) love reeling out economic and growth statistics that are wrong.

What is painful is that all those jargons they say impresses Nigerians, being people who don't read or study information about their economy. Mr. Peter Obi and the other guy who calls himself a Pastor (the VP) are particularly in the habit of doing this.

They can't get away with such in developed places where electorates are enlightened about true figures and statistics about the state of their country's economy.

Quick Advise to Nigerians: Don't listen to those political bamboozle numbers that Peter Obi and Osinbajo reels out. Get your info from the Office of Statistics or the monthly World Bank Country-by-Country economic index reports.

I advise you go back to bed and 'undream' this nollywood movie you just described because he no fit happen.

One of those two men will definitely win. Msssccchhheeewwwww!!!!!

The southwest of Nigeria, always a pioneer of every great feats in Nigeria. This is a fact!.

Angry tribalists and other dissenters can argue with their keyboards!!!

Mr. Man, Life is not a competition. Live your life and leave the starboy to live his. I definitely dissociate from 'friends' or family who see my life as a challenge they must 'beat'.

Are we running the same race?.

These are the type of people who pretend to rejoice with you when good things happen to you but inside their hearts they are boiling with rage and envy. They pretend to console you when bad things happen but inside them they are very happy.

Fake friends everywhere.

MC Oluomo was pronounced dead this evening. Oshodi, as we speak, is in a state of total shutdown.

Sporadic fighting and threats of break of law and order looms.

Law enforcement agencies should take note!

This ghost company always putting out Vacancy announcements. They never call anybody for Tests/Interviews!!!.

I, and many people I know, have applied countless times for their many Vacancy announcements. They don't call anybody.

Corporate Affairs Commission should investigate them Abeg!.

I also have this tendency. Its some kind of emotional and psychological detachment behaviour. Its not a natural tendency but developed knowingly or unknowingly over time.

It can be beneficial when one needs to leave toxic people 'behind' or forget them. But its definitely detrimental generally in other circumstances.

Just like me, try to invest emotionally into your relationships and you will develop stronger bonds to people,

I deeply regretted my decision. That's why I am a divorcee now. My Dad is late but my mum saw through my ex-wife's pretenses, but i was too much in love to listen to her warnings. My ex was from a broken home and I married her as an Unemployed person.

I started seeing the things I didn't even notice during courtship just one month into our marriage. Maybe because we had a long-distance courtship. She was very egoistic, full of malice and never listens to any kind of good advice. We both had strong personalities and I couldn't bear to report her to anybody for the shame of being reminded that I was warned before I married her.

The final straw was when I discovered all the lies and contact she still having with an ex she knew before she met me. She was visiting him behind my back and even collected money from her when she needed some balance to buy a car after I had already given her some money. She lied that it was her brother that gave her the money. The truth came out when her brother came back from the U.K and unknowingly revealed the truth. I got to find out they've had romantic outings together whenever I was out to work.

A quick advise to younger guys: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHERS. THEY SEE BEHIND THE 'CURTAINS' WHEN IT COMES TO FELLOW WOMEN.

Are you madt?. Who and who dey follow you talk bla bla bla?. Stupid gial.

Sai BUBU. Go there and comot dem teeth. 2019 again, we shall win.

Eeyah. Sorry. Pele

This list dey pain my eyes abeg. Who's Cynthia or Eva?. True stars like Dbanj or DJ zeez no even dey there. Msheeeeeeww

Were leleyi sha

I like igbos. Everyone knows they are industrious, hardworking and focused. But they have the highest number of uncontrollable youths. Their youths sometimes behave like nincompoops. They don't respect elders or authority. Its a shame

Were ni guy yi sha. Obahiagbon yi madt gan

Wahala dey oh

Best tribe in the world. The Yorubas