₦airaland Forum

BeeBeeOoh:
Don't be surprised that the Invinctus Obi's grass will be better than a lot of people's grace when he's out.

This is Nigeria trying to reap from where they did not sow. They never caught Invictus but they're rushing to confiscate his properties.

However that's by the way. His life got ruined right from the day he is convicted because imprisonment is the LEAST of punishments for all thieves and scammers in the global west. The BIGGEST punishment is RESTITUTION which is the main reason for the investigation ab-initio. Invictus, Hushpuppy, upcoming puppies and all Yahoo guys should know that once they open file on top your matter, the number one reason is to recover everything you gained. The worst part of it all is that you don't just pay back to the last cent. You MUST also pay accrued INTEREST.

In summary, what I am trying to say is
Nigeria cannot take his property as long as he committed no crime against Nigerians and not within Nigeria's jurisdiction. He will willingly sell those things to pay back his victims in the UK, US and wherever else they may be.

Explorers:
Nappies In Sweden Have A Father On The Packaging.

story of our lives here

No be only change church. Anything way make me leave Anglican communion na death.

If any of your church members or these religious businessmen you call "pastors" try to tell your their usual stories of how they became "Pentecostal /"firebrand"/ called" and decided to leave orthodoxy, just refer them to John1:5 if you think that you are the light in darkness, why not shine it where you are and eliminate darkness. There is no justification to leave where you are except for reasons the Bible calls being blown away by "the wind of gospel"

I am still wondering how it became newsworthy in Naija that someone/people visited another. When you see all this, you realize how backwards we are in everything as a country. It's just like having a caption in US daily or forum like NL that says
"Donna Brazile and Andrew Young visit Andrew Yang." People will be like " okay... so... "?

Lemmy123:
Mehn Wene Mighty that year, every December when we visited the village, I remember his songs were their anthem that year...

Happy birthday to him

The older you become the more you feel like shortening your age, because even you no understand where e dey run go

Aswear

osuolale95:
Hello everyone, as the state of things are presently with hike in price of almost everything, is buying Nigerian Used of this Toyota Corolla Hatchback advisable? And how is the maintenance cause it’s going to be my first car actually. And also please what is the price range for the used ones? Thanks a lot for your response

Op, follow this checklist.
1. If that car was UK used and converted to left handed steering, avoid it. You'll keep spending on power steering/shaft problems.
2. Was that car a manual gearbox car that was converted to automatic? Avoid it. Problems with the gear system is likely to arise if not latent already.
3. If the car was EU- Used with factory-fitted automatic gearbox and sound engine/gear, then GO FOR IT. It is a very reliable ride. A used one here with the specs I listed on item 3 above with a nice AC is sold for 1.8-2.4M here in Europe.

icecool12:
Very good car, if in good condition. Very fuel economical but make sure the engine is still sound, otherwise you’d have to shell out 320k for a new one. Yes they’re very pricy.

Overall, it’s an economy car.

That car (EU Corolla 2002-2007) is the Nokia 3310 of all Corollas ever made.

The mumu has just 1 vote

MarveworldG:
Are you supposed to smile when you see threat?

like for 2 penaldo goals

kollinzgee:
They will fail lagabara olohun

Prayers need action to work. 2023 will soon come. Will Nigerians remember Islamisation agenda by that time?

Pursuit of happiness (lifetime happiness, which supersedes money)

For those that are still wondering how it works, when these people are convicted, they don't get to keep their gains. Apart from doing time, they pay back EVERY dollar proven to have been gained through scam by the prosecutor and sometimes with interest. The worst thing that can happen to you in life is to owe Oyinbo government. Each payment default results in automatic interest.

So, a lot of them end up selling those hotels, luxury cars, jewellery and estates that they amassed to pay back but it ends up not being enough. Most people keep paying back in their whole lifetime.

So, the summary of my gist is that once you've been caught doing "G", your life has been ruined from that day.

ItsTutsi:
Chai!! The person in the first pic sabi dance walahi, Micheal Jackson will be jealous!!

#SmoothCriminal

This person you're ridiculing even in death is a 2:1 UNN law graduate who was murdered by bandits who have been baptized as UGM. If anyone of you believe that IPOB/ESN are killing these Igbos, then that person is very shallow. Just few days ago, Police shot and killed one of the so called UGM, and now report has it that it was found out that he was an active DSS guy. Think, people think.

daddytime:
National conspiracy.

FIFA and UEFA need to sanction Poland.

Korokoro ojoro



Why the guy document no go complete na?

Modified.

Na this small joke comment una dey take seriously?

Life no suppose hard reach like this na haba

It's not the case. It is the issue of Brexit. That shit is very complicated even for the authorities who are still grappling with interpretations for people from third countries.

Abeg as an engineering student in Naija, once u enter 200L, start part-time software classes. U don't even have to wait until U graduate and served. Make sure U learn 2 or more relevant programming languages (Python, Java, JavaScript) if you want to compete globally.
If you carry that our administrative (theory) engineering degree travel outside Naija, u will realise that the "P" in psychology is more useful than you and your degree.
Even Civil engineering for this our Obodo Oyinbo has embraced IoT to the fullest.

empron:
2006 passat camshaft position sensor price.

will you recommend someone to buy direct Belgium of 2006 VW Passat, 2.0 automatic?. How is your experience using that car?

You know how Kanye West said on air that Slavery of blacks in the new world was a choice as he is yet to understand how a group of people will allow themselves to be enslaved for 400 f**king years. That is exactly how our future generations will talk about you and I. They'll be wondering how we allowed a set of people amongst us (not up to 1% of our population) who called themselves politicians to short-change the rest of the people 99% for several decades without any form of resistance.

Just think about this at your quiet time then, you'll not blame FFK but shift the blame on us all. Our mumu get PhD.

If you be automechanic and you set your feet in America, Europe, Canada or Australia, you're made for life.
If you come combine am with auto-diagnostics using software and ability to fix peripherals such as drive shaft, axle and differential, pneumatic suspension and shock absorbers/ alignment/ balancing, undercarriage welding (exhaust/catalyst), etc then na billionaire in Naira you don become.

yom2:
are u sure they demand accountability or accept fatalism

Whatever they're doing is way better than what we're doing in West Africa and that is the main point I want to drive home. If their fatalism is working, what happened to ours? Why can't we try something else?

HellVictorinho:
What kind of brain does this one have?



There are white-dominated places that are not developed all over the world

e.g?

Timagex:
Africa is great!

They're located in Africa but they're whites and demand accountability from their leaders. Whereas we from sub-saharan Africa are always scared to die.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Not surprised .....

North Africa is always dope and beautiful
Even their style of football looks ike that of Europe

Of course they're all whites, what do you expect?

This defence is even more annoying. She no get one single drop of brain in her skull. Pray make u never marry wife wey loose come dull join. That one na saraka for awon homeboys.

As long as "the agency" is not giving you any luggage to take to Canada and they won't give you "Ogbono soup + tablets" to swallow, then this deal is too good to be real.

Take those conditions out, then you're already blessed. That money is what u can pay back within 8-12 months if you have discipline.

Delphi:
Very correct!. In Europe, one can stay for 6 months without hearing the bleep of a vehicle's horn. The only horn/noise one will hear is siren from ambulances on medical evacuation.

6 months is too small naa, though I understand you don't wanna exaggerate it.

Mrsoft3:
I am proud of you.

Responsibility is another definition for maturity, continue to be the best dad she will ever wish and pray for. I pray for more strength and Godly wisdom, never forget to imbibe Godly character in her. Continue to soar.

I understand what u mean but the word "instill" is quite jealous of that "imbibe" you used wondering why you gave its position to its opposite.

Sonnobax15:

Na wa oh......

Nigerian hospitals can be frustrating at times........Just imagine am na,after many tests, nothing wey doctors fit see to be the cause of the scalp....op, it's well cha.....

Medical team on nairaland,make una come to op rescue ASAP...

Because while we may have well trained doctors, most "clinics" we call "hospitals" in Nigeria have less than a hundredth of the medical equipment hospitals should have.

rumuokoro:
Health experts in the house.

Please help me.

I've been having watery and frequent stool for over a month. I stool a minimum of three times a day and its always watery.

I have visited hospitals and done numerous tests but no improvement.

I have done Blood test, stool test, Covid-19 test and HIV test and all were negative.

I have used all sorts of antibiotics and anti-diarrheals as recommended by doctors and pharmacists; Azithromyin, Metronidazole, Ciprotab, lomotil, loperamide etc.

I am single but have a girlfriend. We have MouthAction and rarely use condom.

I remember that around the time this stooling started, I bought a rice at one Captain Cook eatery, the rice's taste was slightly changed. Also, I remember I bought a sandwich at another eatery (not on same day) that didn't taste too good.

Please help.

You ma need this: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.the-scientist.com/the-nutshell/repoopulation-remedy-39953/amp&ved=2ahUKEwj1s-q92N7yAhXSSPEDHXxuCkwQFnoECEIQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1AcpZebSn8O-8T7Bf8esSP&ampcf=1

Johnholmes:
Bros u are just destroying d normal Flora in ur gastrointestinal tract .
That's why ure still having diarrhoea despite taking a cocktail of antibiotics.
U may be having pseudomembranous colitis due to abuse of antibiotics.
Now the treatment is :
-1 go to a big well established pharmacy

-2.Buy vancomycin and take 1 tab 4 times daily for 10 days to kill d bacteria ( clostridium difficult has most likely taken over ur gut.

-3.ask for a good gut probiotic and take it as prescribed on the leaflet to grow back ur normal bacterial flora.

I hope this helps...

He may even need "repoopulation" from what he explained here. Most probiotics are just full of lactobacillus and that won't help him that much.

Money dey streets of Naija oo, for sure legit bar dey Naija when you dey for the right hustle. However, one thing I will always advise any youthful person in that country is to ball out. At least to secure the future of your offsprings.

Way to early for such conclusion. There is an Igbo adage that says "mgbaru anaghi ere ure"
Translated word for word as "condolence no dey decay" but means "Condolence is never late".
Some of those people he tagged as "fake" could be planning some grand condolence visits and now that he has already ruined their genuineness, they may shelve the idea.

larryeffizy1:
Hi folks, I'm Sure we're doing good in our respective places.?
Quick one pls, I really need the help or rather a piece of advice from whosoever has been in this shoe before...; Because it's really affecting my marital life negatively and that's why I'm here if I could get a cool counsel on this platform bikoo; as we all know that a problem shared is half solved... The question is "How May/Can I get rid of Marriage Phobia...?

I'm above 30 and I'm really scared of MARRIAGE... A candid advice from you guys will go along way... Hence, if you have had the experience before, kindly share with me how you go about it and overcame it....


Thanks#

1. Have a SUSTAINABLE source(s) of income before you even think of marriage. Do not save up funds to get married and think you will miraculously have more after marriage.

2. Most Naija babes married their partners as escape plan from singlehood and not out of love. If you find someone who doesn't see you as AN OPTION, feel very comfortable to marry her. That is your only pathway to peace of mind and marital bliss

3. Man up and face family life.

4. Good luck