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endy231:
You really do not have to design a sales software.
Why not adopt already existing software and tailor it into what you want.
Retail man, quick books, ICG Etc. all have guys here in Nigeria that could do the set up for you.

Valid point. However, most people who deploy these software deploy cracked versions while billing for licensed versions. You end up getting shortchanged

itzjaiz:
can you please design a classroom attendance management system using CONVOLUTIONAL NEURAL NETWORK (CNN)?

You are here to show off. I bet you have very minimal knowledge of what a neural network is let alone a convolutional one. Lubbish

jacabi:
NECO started in year 2000

1999 actually

grandiose4ever:
Pls o is it that the constitution does not recognize NECO result or why is everyone screaming WAEC. I vexed and did not even print my waec result after math did me strong thing. It looks like i would go and look for my registration number o.

NECO only came in 1999

KillerFrost:
All the peeps amazed by her pidgin English certainly haven’t set foot in that part of delta state. You go hear ..you go tire!..


Warrriii!!

Video wey dem write Agbarho put na hin u still dey call Warri. Na wa for mehn o

Could you please provide a bit more detail? Mobile app, Desktop app or Web app? If mobile Android, iOS or both? Thank you

Hedonini:
Certainly not in the NLNG where they pay fresh (highly connected rather than talented) graduates 1.6m per month or the other so-called O&G firms here where there is ZERO INNOVATION. That's my grouse really. The polluted, corrupt, and provocative regime of compensation in Nigeria's corporate space where pay is disproportionately higher than talent/value added.

Do you have irrefutable proof of your allegations that the graduates are what you claim they are?

Talkingboy:
cc tslimpez saraben

Everybody just dey shout IHSTOWERS IHSTOWERS
, na 250k dem dey pay graduate trainees ni ?

250k for grad trainee na money? U never hear of company wey dey pay GT 1m+?

Nice one. Thanks

Godswillnwaoma:
If someone graduate at age of 28 and decided to serve in three years time by then he will be 31, is he still eligible to serve.

Yep. The law says as long as u graduate under 30, any time u present ur self for national service whether at that 28 or at 100 u must serve

anochuko01:
i'm not engaging in this SCAM, at least for now. Whats the plight of those who have done it? They're still roaming the streets of lagos searching for 50k jobs.
I'll rather spend that one year to go learn a skill and focus on building a business. To hell with the govt and their nysc labour subsidising scheme...

i had my hnd at 23. my plan is to wait till im 27, get a DE into UNI, run it till im 31 and then get an excemption!

Trust me you'd run into a lot of trouble with this plan. By reason of your completing your HND at 23, your are already bound to serve. So even if you finish your Bachelor degree at 50 you will still have to serve. There will be no exemption for u

ruboy:
Yes bro

Please when did this start? I'm asking because as at 4years ago when I was with them, interns earned like 30k

whitering:
How come nobody wan talk about PWC

Only looks good from the outside. Packaging

ruboy:
I agree with u... Even ordinary intern pays 150k for B.sc

In P&G?

Nigeria LNG

Verifiability:
When are we seeing his real face, to ascertain who the dad might be?



I'm an experienced chartered accountant. Do you need affordable accounting and other related services for your small business? Check my signature.

Have you worked on developing a CoA for use on an ERP by any SME?

Gamesmart:
The amount most banks are paying Senior Managers in Nigeria is what this "so-hard to name and unknown" company is dishing out to graduates?

Nonsense.

Even Shell, Chevron, Mckinsey or Stanbic IBTC Investment bank are not paying that to graduates.

Continue making nonsense claims!

Lol

dyydxx:
Give some flesh to this your claim. I'm not asking for the specific name but give the sector, industry, maybe clients they service and where there global headquarters is based? it is too anonymous to just go on dem say

HQ is in PH. They sell gas

Mizwisdom:
I think it takes a lot of depth for some people to stretch their minds enough to accept certain truths.

My sister, I Chose not to argue with him any more. When someone decides to be myopic and disbelieve FACTS nothing can be done to alleviate their ill health

spankyflex:
Why are you venting your frustration on me? since you have blocked your myopic mind from accepting facts. keep wallowing in your ignorance. am done replying a close minded fellow. Thanks

I wonder why u dignify the guy with a response. Ordinary Zenith Bank MD made a billion in performance bonus he now cannot phatom the Gas company boss earning way more than that. He should first find out how much profit was made last year.

dyydxx:
I think the UK is still true, the problem with the UK is the cost.....they are more fully funded Phds in the US than the Uk. So you are saying the only work around is wifey also getting her own F1 in the states. This is the best route for guys just coming up here.

Most of the salaries quoted here are just lies. Any salary above N1m per month the person has to be a manager I believe or at least C-level executive in Naija. Anybody claiming to make 12m monthly in naija and not annually probably is a successful business man/entrepreneur. I find it hard to believe even a naija CEO is making that monthly

Not true o! I don't want to mention the Nigerian company but these guys pay 22-24m pa pre-tax for entry level. A little more if u have children. They give stuff like "biscuit allowance" monthly

oloriLFC:
Thought you referred to the groom. Anyway, that Ebuka's wear isn't Yoruba agbada. Agbada no dey get zip you hear?

Groom is from Delta. Itsekiri precisely

Gamesmart:
Shut up I go siddon.

Lying idiot that claimed he saw bonus paid on "job offer letter".

You know what. I'm an idiot. You are so right. No company pays 1.6m to entry level grad. I made all of that up.

Jarus:
I can't say that here bro.

Thank you o Jarus. I mentioned the take home for an entry level grad in a company in the same industry. And like u I refrained from mentioning company name. The dolt you answered (Gamesmart) went on blabbing rubbish. Company is one for me r which u conducted AC training for their GT recruitment a few years ago. The kid has been blabbing nonsense.

Jarus:
I can't say that here bro.

Thank you ọ Jarus. I mentioned the take home for an entry level grad in a company in the same industry. And like u I refrained from mentioning company name. The dolt you answered (Gamesmart) when on blabbing rubbish. Company is one for me r which u conducted AC training for their GT recruitment a few years ago. The kid has been blabbing nonsense.

Gamesmart:
Go siddon and stop making nonsense claims, child.

Go and ask for the biggest gas seller in Port. Then find out how much they pay.

Bow down and kiss the ring u dolt. Baboon, buffoon, Igbo, chest beater.

Gamesmart:
Yes, very true.

We know you saw the "his annual performance bonus" stated on his "offer letter" too.

See as the idiot is exposing himself.

Stupid child!

Na ordinary name of company dey pepper your life like this? Chai! E can pain sha. I know

Insult me from now until tomorrow U will NEVER know the company tokless of apply to dem.

Gamesmart:
It is so hard to name a Nigerian company anonymously that pay that largely and you know a company where the CEO makes a billion naira a month and you also know a Nigerian company where employees are flown to the to work.

My friend, go siddon somewhere.

I didn't know companies put bonus figures on "offer letters". Anuofia!

Never said the CEO earns a billion a month. His annual performance bonus is a billion. It's the same company that pays entry level grads 1.6m monthly. If I choose not to mention the name it's entirely my pejorative.

I know the bosses bonus because I have such information. You are the bigger anuofia.

U wey dey find the company n'obi u e pain die. Wild dog