₦airaland Forum

Oesophagus99:
I just checked your Dp and your fez luks lyk poo..

Or maybe I didn't even bother to check it; coz I knew it'll be as disgusting as sheed!

I checked yours and you look human, clearly one of my northern brothers but of course abuse me all you like since it makes you feel like a man.

I woke up happy today and I intend to spread kindness and love to everyone I encounter in person or online.

Have a great day and take care of yourself.

Konjiboii:
Aunty shut da hell up. Wetin make you enter the thread

Because naira land belongs to your ancestors, so you sit in your cage and decide who enters what thread?

I feel sorry for everyone in your life.

You're clearly another useless drunkard!

NoahHadNoArk:
Na so u dey call your papa for house?!!


D name long o

I usually don't respond to insults but since you have decided to drag my innocent father into this, you must be absolutely retarded and disgusting.

You clearly don't have a father because if you did and he was a good father - you will respect and value fathers.

Clowns like you end up being extremely useless to everyone around you. Heck even to yourself, you're useless!

I won't be surprised if a speeding truck crushed you to death because your life has zero value.

Rubbish!

Mtchewwwwwwwwww

Mtchewwwwwwwwww

shogsman:
Which stupid leaderw,2% of British people think she'll be a great pm, she's practically one of the most useless people in UK

Says Mr nobody in the bushes of Africa.

She is PM, go ahead and do your worse!

Aww I had a small crush on him

PerfectStranger:
If I ever have a son like you, I’d exchange you for PS4.

Hahaha. This comment killed me

Miravik900:
Who stopped you from marrying your same tribesmen na the fulanis just get the fvck out no dey over do

A typical Nigerian man responding because he is guilty of everything I complained about.

I said what I said. *catwalks away*

folks4luv:
A lot of guys on Nairaland need mental help. Their stupidity and wilful ignorance could make a person sick to the stomach. I really hope they are not a mirror of the world outside the Internet

It is the main reason I don't respond to dms or hardly ever.

I cannot stand the mentality. Some of these guys cannot take no for an answer yet will not do anything to improve their personality or mentality. I think I am even tired of Nigerian men in general.

A female is not your birthright. She has choices to make as well.

My sister, I will never appreciate a man who does not know how to treat a woman right.

Oduduwa707:
Broomstick no qualify as woman, abeg.

I am proud of my slim body and I want to be this way forever.

As a fulani girl, this is the body I was given and I appreciate it with all of my heart.

Now, I am left to wonder what you look like. Big stomach, extremely poor hygiene and stinking breath? A dwarf even? Probably!

And with that zero personality of yours, I think you have enough to worry about for the rest of your life while I still feel beautiful of course.

Op, you should have added a picture of yourself so we can know if you are lying or just day dreaming...

Oduduwa707:
Baba, you're MADDD! Giving ur girlfriend money to cook for you? So she no fit use her own money sacrifice cook for you? Which kain useless gf be dat?

You see, na 9ja guys dey like flex to buy women affection wey don make dis foolish girls feel entitled.

SIMP of the highest order!

I think you need to seek mental help.

I feel sorry for every female in your life.

siofra:
I hope she doesn't accept him back. It's unforgivable, from my experience he's likely to do it again. It shows he doesn't respect her.

Exactly!

Mtchewwww

I told him I was working and I'd call back later. He said "okay" and continued calling.

A man who does not have ears can never be useful!

And I stopped painting my toes to read this?

You obviously just broke up with a Nigerian man. Look elsewhere then!
Because it didn't work for you doesn't mean it won't work for others.

Take heart!

Op, if you want to have peace, divorce her and move on with your kids.

If she can have sex with another man while pregnant for you, she might do even worse.

Please, for your sanity, leave her and move on. You will find someone else who is into you and who appreciates the man that you are.

2special:
I will be making Jest of you but I don't pray to have a brother like you.

You are an extremely insensitive human being. No sane person would want anything to do with you.

He should have spent a night or even a week there.

He has no respect for his fans.

Clown!

Realmi:
U are hungry, but u have an android phone with data to browse nairaland.... na wah oo

Don't be like that.

If you don't wanna help, don't! But don't make fun of a person in need.

Nobody knows tomorrow!

emmabest2000:
This man is a joker , you can never shame a shameless

He even still has the guts to say that his regime will do this and do that bra bra bra ... without knowing that his regime don enter battery low tete .....

Lmao!

This comment actually made me laugh.

This one was obviously paid for his service.

Okobola146:
Useless girl with a mosquitoe brain

Lmao! This made me LOL.

Funny!

ThrownBack:
Only im Nigeria will terrorists be ruling in some local governments while the president travels to give security lectures in Liberia.

If it happens in any other country, you will be impeached same day, and maybe the president will get a job in Liberia and stay there to train gatemen on how to push the gate.

Well said!

PrinceMajestic:
have you read Taiwan official statement today? They say they're part of China and there's only one china that US should keep off they don't want trouble. That's the real deal, Taiwanese know better, they do not want to be in same situation with Ukraine, stop supporting a Terrorist country USA, stand for justice bro.

Liar!

This man is full of stories.

The stench from his incompetence is overwhelming!

Shameless!

Devineee:
Am frustrated, confused worst of them all hungry.

I have been working but lost my job.
I have searched but no job.
I endured all manners of suffering but I don't know why this one is making me to have thoughts of suicide.
What can I do please?

Are you a Christian or a Muslim?

Whichever you are, this is the time to get close to your maker. He loves you and he wants the best for you.

Pray for yourself, expect good things in your life.

Read books, motivate yourself because nobody is coming to save you sadly. We all have to be able to save ourselves when we get down.

Things will surely get better. Hang in there.

The fact that you are alive means something great is in your future.

*hugs*

meobizy:
She’s fine. Too much Photoshop on her face. I want to see unedited pictures.

Exactly!

princepeter566:
He who killed without a good reason should be killed also......
Instead of him to kill his brothers wife, he should have used that strength to kill somebody and the whole Nigeria will be greatly happy with him. I will not call the person's name

Hahaha. I can't stop laughing.