₦airaland Forum

richmond500:
there was a particular episode where tom had to take care of a duckling, the duckling mistook tom for its mother and called tom its mama

No, it was Jerry, not Tom

Tom would want to eat any little creature ( duck, fish, ) while Jerry would protect them and pitch him at war with Tom..

I liked and still love Jerry..

Small, mischievous, smart and kind to other little creatures..

Tom eh!

Na real Agbaaya

There were fire outbreak in markets in
Oyo
Osun
Anambra
Imo
Plateau
Kano
Lagos
Ogun
Nasarawa
Sokoto
Rivers

But FG delegation only visited Katsina..

Animal Farm

pointblank247:
Do you see that girl, quote me any where, God will see her through all of these, God will set her free and God will bless her
We shall celebrate that girl here on nairaland and the world will know that she serves a living God.


Her testimony will shake this country or whatever ever remains of it.

AMEN..

Babangbali/iyangbali/enemyofprogress

See your life for outside?

Next time, comport yourself well in court

NEIGHBOUR:
This man had to spend two years in the morgue due to self imposed mistake of polygamy. His Ghanaian wife really dealt with the family but finally the man can now rest in peace.
The next wahala will be his Will.

Next is for Nollywood to make a movie about him...

Just wait for it

selemempe:
Buhari is a useless man

This got me.really laughing out loud l swear...

Baba Bubu be like: wetin consain me for Botox mata?

Difrent:
Abegi

All these internet cursers

Your curse no pass your keyboard

GEJ was cursed more than this , it didn't stop 11 million people from loving ànd voting for him

Iranu

Bros:

Shagari that did not do 1/20th of what Buhari is doing was cursed and lost four grown children in one day..

IBB that didnt do 1/10th of what Buhari is doing was cursed in his days and now, the General is almost a living dead..

Pay attention to past governors, ministers, and public servants cursed by the masses and see what their lives and children are like..

Curses or maledictions do not manifest in one day, some may take decades but they come to pass when the person cursed deserves it.. ( And believe me, our leaders deserve it)

Bros, Yoruba have an adage : Adura die-die daa ju epe die-die lo ( Meaning receieving little little prayers is better than receiving little little curses)

Bros, let's do what would make others pray for us, no matter how little the prayer is, than for curses to be sent one's way no matter how little

I personally put this man's name in my prayers when I saw the picture and video of him in captivity and thank God for hearing our prayers..

All he has to do is to just present the video and pictures of himself in Boko Haram captivity at UK, US, Canadian or Australian embassy and he will get an instant asylum even without paying a dime..

God, please continue to protect him and all our brothers and sisters in the entire north.

Yeah ...

We are here...

Head Witch....

donmixc:
not me and you, come to arewaland if southern villages are underdeveloped

You wish..

donmixc:
hater, go to hell

We are all in hell bro..

You, inclusive

From Dubai with love..

At a point in a woman's life

It's not going to be about wealth or riches again..

It might just be about something as mundane as cuddling and holding hands..

And you all better take that fact from this old lady ( Me)

When l tell people that terrorism and banditry won't survive in the south, they think I'm just ' making mouth'

For banditry and terrorism to thrive , it needs the support of local population for logistics and support and that's exactly what they won't get in the south..

See the way this notorious warlord was smoked out like a mere bush rat by the local populace?

Banditry and terrorism would stop in the north when north is ready to fight and expose the sponsors because they live right in their midst..

OlawaleBammie:
Sir pls no vex sir

How old are u sir

And Ajebuter

47

I have been watching this man on Tv for almost 40 years ( with his fellow comics, Papalolo and late Jacobu) and he still looks the same..Jeez!

Baba ooo... K'emi yin gun oooo

Man is a real Legend..

No Koro wey Iya Kabiru agbo gbogbo-nise will not cure..

Iyalaya Covid-19

stayclearofme:
That Fadigha of a guy is very tribalistic nothing good comes out him.
I am Yoruba but I listen to Morocco music on daily basis.

I am Yoruba born and bred but grew up listening to my father's ( an Epe indigene from Lagos) favorite Igbo musicians like Christy Essien Igbokwe, Ozigi-Zaga, Sunny Okosun and Olisa Osadebe....

Twice, my dad even took us to Sunny Okosun's musical concert in Tafawa Balewa Square in the early 80s

That's the Nigeria I was raised in, not a tribalistic Nigeria..

Fahdiga:
Morocco is bigger than Sunny Ade and Pasuma combined

Can we respect ALL Nigerian artistes please?

Morroco Maduka, Dan Maraya Jos,, Sunny Ade, Eddy Okonta, Sunny Okosun, KWAM 1, Onyeka Onwenu,Shina Peters, Chrissy Essien Ugbokwe, and Ebenezer Obey, Osita Osadebe, Salawa Abeni, Oliver de Coque

We disrespect the memories of the late ones with these tribal sentiments

Pretty please?

Even we Nigerians and Buhari are not on speaking term and snubbing each other

Or how do you explain the fact that Buhari went as far as disabling comments on his Twitter handle?. ( Can you imagine?)

So, what else do you expect Mr. Biden to do?

Sadiq Daba..

NTA of those days..

Cccock Crow at Dawn, Behind the Clouds..

Man was a real Legend!

I stan...

Goodspeed Soldier!

Who send them?

We already sought alternatives..

Me wey no even like beef sef where fresh fish, smoked fish, chicken, turkey, gizzard and snail dey...

Iyalaya Anybody!

Kapilta:
E no need. Na thier almajiri broda go suffer am most. Na dem dey sell all these foods(vegetable, pepper, tomato and others) for SW before so na dem go go jobless. Once dem no get anything doing again make dem sha return go back their north make dem no do crime instead. Na only Lagos dey suffer all dis kin thing and na all Nigerians dey dere. Saki go feed Oyo, yewa go feed Ogun. Ondo, Ekiti and Osun no dey ever get problem with food. So make dem hold their food abeg.

Lagos go suffer wetin?

Bros, I'm a Lagosian and I didnt even notice reduction in food supply.

I still bought and cooked with tomatoes and peppers all through the weekend with maybe a N100 difference in price..

As for beef, ( God punish their dia papa yansh) fresh fish, smoked fish, turkey and chiken brekete for here..

So, who cares?

Boko Haram agenda finally realised..

Sadly, north brought this on itself..

The Lord is una strenght

Kaduna1stson:
If you are hoping on importation to fill the gap, remember that we run the borders, we can close Seme again plus other southern land borders.

We can handpick the foods to be imported from the ports because we are in charge of that sea access too. We can ban chicken and fish imports, alongside tomato and onions imports.

Life is turn by turn dude..

Power is transient, remember?

Kriss216:
I went to the market yesterday to buy cow meat for stew. They said no cow meat, I kukuma buy One old layer chicken, N2400. I use am cook stew and one wicked pot of Egusi soup. There's this joy anytime I opened my pot of stew and see the head of the chicken smiling at me.


God punish cow meat!

Bros, come and wash it down with this chilled Origin drink!

Really?

I didnt even notice..

Red meat? not my favorite ( when chicken , turkey and fish plenty)

Tomatoes, yes..but pepper, ( in little quantities)..

Na dem sabi

Babangbali/ enemyofprogress will be happy now..

Eleregbe

I could not watch these with dry eyes...

God! Look at that young boy! and the young widows!

May Almighty God in HIS abundant mercy personally comfort these bereaved families because no human can..

lasisi69:
Give me her number

Haba! End time Lasisified...

You sef follow like big thing?

How you doing dude?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
The only thing I cherish is her Bobby....there is no doubt she will be easy going and friendly because I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....

....Be careful on the type of woman you chase..always chose those ones with big boobs....you know why son?
Because women with big breast are soft hearted, kind hearted, friendly and they have a heart of gold
But you see those ones with small small breast like oranges...avoid them son because they have a heart of stone and are very stubborn and wicked

You are not well Niggar