₦airaland Forum

BABANGBALI:
lalasticlala can't do me nada again. For your information I am now a chair older on Nairaland. We sit and take decisions together on what goes on here. Do you think it is easy to be a major chair older?

Chair older ko.

Table younger ni..

Werey lbadan

saaron:
Elrufai once accused GEJ of sponsoring boko haram because of his frequent visit to Chad for security meetings with Idriss Derby. Now that Chadian forces under command of the same Idriss Derby are decimating boko haram terrorists left right and centre, I wonder what the short devil will say this time around. Is Idriss Derby and GEJ still sponsoring boko haram terrorists by killing them off instead of granting them amnesty like buhari's fulani regime?
Turns out GEJ knew Chad was a strategic partner ideal for regional security cooperation. The same regional cooperation the empty headed terrorist, buhari condemned as shameful when he was desperately campaigning for president.
Lies and propaganda will end this useless regime.
ONE NIGERIA IS DEAD!

Thesame El Rufai is somewhere battling a force bigger than GEJ and his conspiracy..

May God have mercy on him..

BABANGBALI:
who tolded you that I have not bean hustling. For naija it is not by hustling o, it is by who you know

Werey Asaba..

Lala Don release you from ban, abi?

Don't worry, he go soon reason your mata

BABANGBALI:
The baby will be named corolabi or corowale or corobowale

Shebi na you be Alfa or pastor that will Christen the baby, abi?

Sule

dukeprince50:
trust me, only Shekau probably knows who is sponsoring them.

The more reason why he should be captured alive..

We need to know the people that hurt millions of Nigerians..

Brandstudio01:
Please we don't need him alive. Drop him dead

Bros, we need him alive to name his sponsors..

Deep down, all terrorist leaders are bloody cowards ..

But they form bravery and macho because they sorround themselves with m0r0ns and retarrdds willing to do their bidding..

Awon Oloriburuku

So all these useless politicians can finally pump money into health care for facilities like these to be ready within weeks?

What stopped them from doing these earlier?

Of course they knew they could seek for expensive medical treatment abroad.
.But now, they realise they can't..

Chai..our leaders are evil and Karma will visit them all..

See what protest and revolution could not do...

Covid-19 did without raising it's voice...

In every situation, God is always Great!

So in essence, Mr.Trump is telling his citizens to stay put in Nigeria because they're better off here..

We have abundant toilet paper and foodstuff is quite affordable here, shey?

See? Covid just made Mr Trump ( albeit grudgingly) admit we are actually good for something..

Thank God...

Hunger-induced poverty..

They shouldn't have done this to their fellow poor people now!

There should be comradeship in poverty..

I think this old Kyari has another ailment(s)apart from Covid-19 and they are hiding it from the populace..

Other VIPs who tested positive after him have already recovered but his own status or whereabout is still shrouded in secrecy..

Kilo nsele gan?

This shows how vain some celebrities are..

This is so low coming from the likes of respectable actress like FA..

sarrki:
They have monitoring spirit


I decode a stylish way of doing it

I mix it with coke and go spiritual with her by going through the Bible with her

That is what she wants to hear

Oya, the two of you, sarrki and @ GamalNasser..

Bring your heads make l konk those una heads for these comments..

Spoil pikins!

Now this is a real Sheriff..

Awa own Baba Bubu is a Sheriffa..

Note the big difference..

The escapee probably thought the isolation centre is a ritual shrine ..

Osun state, no vex

They probably thought the isolation centre is a ritual shrine...

Osun state...

E maa binu oo

missimelda01:
It must have been expensive compared to now, I heard that sim card was more expensive than phone sef

My SIM card then cost 35k

My Nokia 3200 cost 24k

That was where my NYSC allawee went to in 2002..

From thesame disHonorable legislooter that sponsored 300 guests to Dubai for his mom's s birthday?

These people don't even rate the masses that voted them at all..

Anyway, followership determines leadership..

Is that in addition to the ' 20k' given to '2.6 million's poor Nigerians in two days?

Ok ! My ' lord'...

Speaketh , for we hearerh ...

OLE FG!!!!!

This old General is what we Omoluabi call : Eni Olorun oo pa.

If Abacha had lived a week longer, General Diya would've been history..

Now Abacha is confined to history and Baba is still kicking..

Moral lesson?

God is the Owner of Absolute and lnfinite Power...

missimelda01:
0803 should be the oldest
I've not seen anyone from the indomie generation with that number.

Proudly 0803 user..

First thing l spent my NYSC allawee on in 2002 during my service year...

IYANGBALI:
no let me send original made in Chinese thunder to you o

You can't even buy original.

See your life for outside..

IYANGBALI:
Our God is good

Lala Don release you..

Make l begin countdown before you return to Lala' s jail

See our global casting..

My real Sheriff

Not the " Sheriffa " hiding somewhere..

Humanity will never forgive ' creators' and enablers of this disease..

Rest on Little Angel..

Trust Presidency and its Covik Clowns to come up with childish tantrum once you disagree with them..

Every form of criticism to them is open enmity..

Useless pipu

'Will be looted'?

Or already being ' massively and mercilessly ' looted',.?

Me wey I no comot for house since last Monday..

Wetin concern me sef!

I don stock food for house before dem add money..

O yeah, so that is it?

I thought MTN gave me because I recharge constantly..

They are even counting the SMS sef!

Yeye pipu

Must this lady post everything she does online?

It's almost like a sickness.. or she feels irrelevant

Haba!