₦airaland Forum

Chai...Andrew Jedras Don buy market oo..

And for the record, he's a Chelsea fan..

No seminar l attended with him without him bringing Chelsea FC into our group or seminar talk albeit jokingly especially when we are disagreeing with his view...

So , make una pity am because he too came all the way from UK to chop awa national akara...

Eeyah...

This Tekoye Fuji rocked the town in his own time..

Rest well sir..

This is one of the things l love about the lgbos..

They always help each other when in need..

No wonder you hardly see lgbo beggers anywhere..

I actually saw one lgbo begger once but lgbos tackled him immediately and exposed his laziness..

Honestly, without bias, my tribe should learn this from lgbo tribe..

It is under Buhari' that office of Chief of Staff is so much under the radar..

I only know Oluremi Oyo as OBJ P.A

I don't even know Late YarAdua and GEJ CoS..

dukeprince50:
that is for people that have cars we that are using legediz benz for now wont have problem with you

Your gen nko?

Well not bad..

At least this one doesn't have Cabal pedigree..

I have nothing against this neutral choice

gamapoy539:
The only thing this handsome man is good at is drilling the honeypot of widows, peoples wife and girlfriends while thèy are at work. That's why he's always on twitter seducing sèx starved women. look at the kind of pants he wears. Little wonder mama bilkisu was asking me the meaning of reno nuggets.

You no well l swear...

Nwodosis:
A woman was the only creature that saw and had one on one physical discussion with the Devil, we are yet to know all they discussed.

Oya, you too..

Bring your head make l konk am!

StreetFight:
Anywhere the devil is too busy to go, he sends a woman.

Oya, bring your head make l konk am...

My favorite male actors;
1. Jorge Luiz Pila
2. Gabriel Porras
3. Mario Cimarro
4 David Chocarro
5. Arron Diaz
6. Fabian Rios
7.Rafael Amaya
8. Eugene Siller
9. Jose Luiz Resendes
10..Carlo Ponce

My favorite female stars:
1 Aracely Arambula
2. Chistana Bach
3. Marie Elisa Comango
4. Aylin Mujica (Baddest biitch of Telemundo)
5. Sonya Smith
6. Maritza Rodriguez
7.Gabby Spanic
8.Kate Del Castillo
9. Ximena Duque
10..Angelique Boyer

Proudly Telemundo fan!

omowolewa:
God help me to be wealthy in Nigeria

Better prayer niyen oo

Still expensive..

N80 last price

Yet some dodo up north still think the disease isn't real..

They are even more moslems than Saudi..

Awon Olofo..

Shelumiel:
This man reasons like a fish

That's like insulting fish..

NwaEnugwuukwu:
I thought FG says no interstate movement except essential goods, how did they managed to passed all the check points to reach Asaba without being caught.

Human goats are also essential commodities bros..

So they should be treated like goats they are

Since they decided to hide among cows.

Then treat them like cows and match them to lsolation centres like cows awaiting slaughter..

Best and most beautiful queen produced by Nigeria...

EVER...

OlawaleBammie:
Wen i first read it, i was like
The children of the influentials dat dont know how to use head carry load wil b like..

1st ajebuter:- How do dey use head in carrying load
2nd butter:- Seriously i dont knw, let ask chukwudi

Butters:- Chukwudi, how do dey use head carry load??

Chwukudi(kpako):- U put am for ur head na

Butter:- u mean like a payloader??

Chukwudi:- wetin b payloader U mean basia wey dem dey use carry banga from farm?

Butters:- What is banga

Chukwudi:- banga na banga na, banga no get two names, banga na banga

Butters:- English name pls!!

Chukwudi:- BANGA.

Present sir!

Man was a legend..

I Stan!

So, apart from high rank in corruption,

We want to add online begging to our negatives?

I am so asahmed..

My teenage crush in.. Yeh Vaada Raha ( The Promise)...

My favorite quote...' This Heart and this soul must never be seperated' ( 3 times)

Sunita...Sunita..Sunita...

I never could get that secret handshake he shared with Sunita..

Man was a legend..

I Stan!

enemyofprogress:
See as that hold woman on the bike resemble ajepako

Werey Osogbo

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I have been hearing that name. Is he also from Daura ??

He is from Funtua in Katsina..Hence his surname

A major Cabal-in-Chief alongside Mamman Daura

ChoCho54:
Niece keh! Anansek is coming for you

I meant Nephew....

No mind me, long lockdown don turn me to otondo...

Ikpa1:
Late Abba kyari was just a hit man for this man and Isa funtai. Late Kyari executed a whole lot for him, he was truly good in doing their dirty jobs.

This is the man behind the mask, he is the president.

Gbam!

QED!

Ponytail22:
He looks so much like bubu.

Baba Bubu is his nephew...

Why are these geriatrics trying so hard to sell this man to us?

He's dead and alone with his deed for goodness sake..

If he was good or vile, let God decide and stop shoving him down our throats..

Kilode gan?��

Not Glo Sha..

Glo na werey network..

MTN is better for me..

Serious beating? Nope..

As the first and only daughter with five younger brothers, I was my dad's princess!

I rarely got the belt ( my dad no dey use cane) plus I was well behaved even though born and raised in Idunmota in Lagos Island.

Las-las, 3 strokes of the belt and bible lesson afterwards.

But my immediate younger brother! Chai.. If my dad wasn't hard on him, he would have become one of the Street Lords collecting Owo Ile and Owo Orita in Idunmota and Isale Eko in Lagos Island.

But with my dad's firm hand,, intense Bible admonishion and lessons even after the discipline and of course God, he's a very responsible adult and family man today

My other four younger brothers toed a good line when they saw how our dad held their biggest egbon with firm hand.

It got better when my dad relocated the family out of Idunmota to a Shomolu where it was better and quieter in 1990.

But my mama eh! Iya Titi go cane you , cane your destiny join especially when my papa is not around to refrain her.

So, whenever my dad travelled on business, we no dey do nonsense!

All in all, They both managed to raise all graduates and good citizens.

Both are enjoying the positive fruits of their hard labor now.

Oluwaseun!

That state used to be so peaceful during my service year eh!

We would even see 3 or 4 prisoners in uniform doing community service and they would be accompanied by one unarmed prison warder...

Yet they will not attack the warder or run away....They will even greet you sef..

Gosh..Nigeria was once a good and peaceful country believe me..

Conjectures..

Guesswork

Half truth

89% falsehood..

Thats prophecy from most religious leaders