₦airaland Forum

lasisi69:
mumu.... go and eat... you are hungry

End time Lasisi.....

Longest time..

You're missed on this forum..

Ask Rock will tell us the truth one day..

Sleep well to the deceased..

When Chad made a mincemeat out of his men and decimated then massively..

Now he wants to 'surrender' and get a soft landing from no other forces but Nigeria..

Knowing he will be granted amnesty, fed extravagantly, accommodated in nice facilities and ' reeducated' as a 'repentant terrorist's

Forgetting the mass murder, rape, arson,kidnapping and other vile crimes perpetrated by him and his group...

God punish somebody!

Redcrafton:
Ogbeni I can see your pain. When north and SW gets most of the palliatives than other regions...you didn't say anything.

Iwo gan gan to ngbeja ljoba, eemelo lo ti ri owo abi ounje gba lowo ijoba too ngbeja?

Aburo, oo je lo wase kun ise kowo ebi maa baa to ee!

Redcrafton:
Ogbeni I can see your pain. When north and SW gets most of the palliatives than other regions...you didn't say anything.

I'm from Epe Alaro Ogunmodede as well as a born and bred Lagosian and a Lagosian by parentage from both sides.

.l have been a Lagosian long before you were born or while you were in your diapers..

Yet l have never seen, met or heard any Lagosian confirm receiving any government palliative

And for the record, the Chairman of my LG has a residence on my street, yet no one l know (and l know plenty) confirmed receiving any government aid including hard core party members..

Next time, maa woju Koo to maa soro!

And , please, note l am a Mama, not Ogbeni..

Thank you

Every FG palliatives, monetary and social welfare schemes always starts and ends in Katsina..

Yet, they are not in any way financially better than the rest of Nigerians denied the palliatives..

Nonsense!

At 46, l swear l still have and actively watch Tom and Jerry on my tab and phone..

Man was a real legend..

I Stan!

efogator:
Please, i have an observation; do muslim bury their copse with casket or box? is it Abba Kyari that is inside that box or what ?

They only use the casket to.take the.body to the cemetery not to bury the dead with..

They return the casket , sometimes to the mosque to be reused for another person..

At least that was how it happened during my Moslem Grandma 's burial

NaijaOlosho:
Grave is not up to six feet why??

Is this how Muslims bury dead people

Yes..moslems lay the dead sideway after heavily binding and tying the body with rope..
That way, he will fit into the ground sideway .

Samfloxin:
Abeg this grave fit enter human being? abi na Ash.....

Moslems bury the dead by.laying him on his side... after binding and tying the body to ensure the body fits sideway..

I saw that during my Moslem grandmother's burial

They will still use his burial to loot millions

A burial that should be handled strictly by trained medical personnel to hinder the spread of Covid-19 he died of..

Even in death, Abba Kyari is not giving up on his influence..

May God console and bereaved family, forgive him of his sins and forgive the rest of us..

He prefers to ' surrender" to Nigeria knowing Baba Bubu will give him amnesty, house him comfortably and even send him abroad as a 'Repentant' Boko Haram..

And that is not considering the mass murder, rape, arson, kidnapping and vile crimes against humanity perpetrated by this scum..

However, knowing the no nonsense stance of Chad and its effective army, l pray this ' surrender plot' fails and he gets captured by a serious army, that is Chadian Army

She will grow up one day...

ambitiouschap:
You just registered this account today. And this is your third post. Haba

Thanks for this information..

I was about to send him/her money

Truthbites:
They must be Ijaw women...Afonja women nor fit get this kain liver

Oya,, bring your coconut head make I konk am for you..

Yeye boi

This is what 20 years of APC has turned Lagos youths into..

One actually followed me home yesterday when I was bringing in a bag of rice I wanted to share with my neighbors, to ask for his own..

A staunch APC youth to the core..

When I told him it was meant for my neighbors in the house and he should go meet APC ward chairman on our street , he told me God punish APC , ward chairman, state chairman and even Tinubu..

I didn't know when I started laughing so hard and gave him 4 Derica of rice.. ( as well as some left over food in the house he gladly accepted)

Oro buruku toun t'erin

Baba Bubu be like:

Walahi talahi, I like am por diz telebishan fah!

See as eberizin kilia like say doz kwaruft fifu are here in Aso Rock

Can you install diz in Daura por me to monitor my 150 cows?



Seriously, you could see the look of fascination and awe towards modern technology on Baba Bubu's face..

He looks like a child playing video game for the first time..

angelfallz:
Nigeria done spoil finish, see how people's mind work. Yet you'll see men coming to nairaland or Twitter or Facebook to cry about how his children are not his. Many of you guys on nairaland, I don't pity you people sha.
1. She, with her eyes opened she married an old man, I don't think she was forced To marry him.
2. If she is not satisfied in her marriage she could have left honourably. The former wife of the Ooni of Ife is an example
If this adulterous affair is true, it speaks volumes to the character of the olori. She is a slut simple.

A beautiful young slay queen..

Dangerous combination

cucumbae:
Na how this baba dey take toast all these young and fine gels who later became his wives?And the gels go dey listen to his toasting.

Some became his wife after particiating in certain cultural festival like the gbegiri festival, Miss- this and that cultural festival...etc

Hunger no get party, tribe, ward or shame..

Haba! A poor struggling Baker like us?

This is not fair at all...

I believe, there should be limit to the extent we allow hunger rule our reasoning and action..

Not against fellow huslters like us..

Add Reno Omokri

That Egomaniac is a fake news purveyor..

Haba!

There's no liquid my country pipu will not scoop..

Fuel, diesel, now Palm oil?

Soon it will be 'Piss'

I just called Senator Oluremi Tinubu to inform her about situations of things in my hood..

She picked and vowed to intensify her effort in ensuring relief packages get to the areas l mentioned

ZombiePUNISHER:
Needless thread....

Akintola of MURIC made it clear that he's first a Muslim before a Yoruba man....

So does his followers....

So park well op

That man is what we call Agbaweremesin in Omoluabi land..

He doesn't represent the view of we Omoluabi..

For instance, the next house to mine is a mosque and next to the mosque is a church and we have never had any problem with each other..

In fact, the church members fetch water in the mosque when they're short of water and the mosque does thesame..

All my grandparents were moslems, yet my parents and 80% of the rest of the extended family are Christian's yet we all mingle in peace ..

Dude, the MURIC guy is on his own l swear

Now that they know they cannot go abroad,they are building medical facilities in their home country..

Covid-19 is brain resetter walahi

If this true, then our God remains a Living God!

We all know Buhari' and 'integrity' are observing Social Distancing...

Fantastic recovery..

But wait ooh..

I have noticed that everyone that contracted Covid-19 after Kyari have recovered except him

Maybe there's more to his own Covid-19 infection than meets the eye..

El- Rufai too..

Anyway, may God show them mercy

I love this!

At least, before they are shipped to us for A-Levels, University Foundation classes, lELTS, SAT, TOEFL, Communication Skills and PTDE Edexcel, they would be sane and mature..

That's the kind of education l received..

BABANGBALI:
where were you when seun was selling chairs to people on Nairaland? Why didn't you bought some chairs like some of us boughted. Now that I am a big boy on Nairaland you are jealusing me for nothing. If I here peeeeeem from your mouth again I will give other to the moderators to delete all your monikers

E don do ..

Go baff