₦airaland Forum

Pelow Naijirians

I am bery tired op your froblems and insults..

Walahi, eben Hajia Aisha has no regards por me in ze ozza room

I hereby resign in the intarez op awa kantri

God bless the Pederal Republic of Naijiriya

Can you imagine how low this administration has sunk if the likes of Tacha can criticize?

Have you seen , read or checked the Twitter handles of his Media Aides?
Garba Shehu
Lauretta Onochie
Bashir Ahmad.
Femi Adeshina
Tolu Ogunlesi
Kayode Ogundamisi

How would any sane person respect a president with the above characters speaking in his behalf?

Not to mention a retinue of 30k miscreants recruited to sound stupid in his behalf?

Respect?

Something to finally shut him up..

Liar-in-Chief..

I am genuinely happy for the VP..

He may not be the best but he is not the worst in this administration..

Reading the comments on this page and many more concerning Buhari and Abba Kyari,

I have come to learn the following:

A lot of Nigerians are very toxic in their comments

Buhari and his cabals are greatly detested and hated

Nigerians expect the worst

Whatever leaders do will come to haunt them one day without them having any power to stop it..

I wish all a Covid-19-free existence..

biggerboyc:
The rich will end up killing us all.

Killing themselves , not us lJN

ikorodureporta:
see viewers for thread

una no dey go work again

No...we are working from home..

Or not working at all

We get their time for the next 14 days..

God punish defu

akosanwafo:
Bianca is a showstopper any day. Natural beauty with her aristocratic features, class and sophistication. Beauty Pageant in Nigeria today have really gone down with the poor caliber of those they are producing.

I saw her at the Airport once and damn!

Everyone stood still to stare at her..

Literarily ,, No kidding..

Xisnin:

This Covid -19 is a game changer.
It might even change the course of 2023.

Before now, having "access to the presidency" is a bragging right.
Nobody wants to admit such connections again. Garba Sheu and
Femi Adesina are both avoiding Aso rock for fear of Buhari's daughter.
While Mamman Daura has gone into hiding too.

Report reaching us has it that many who are hitherto calling Nigeria a zoo
are now begging to be allowed to fly back home to "zoogeria".

Even the "Japa" advisers have gone mute.
They are no longer interested in migrating to the paradises of Coronavirus.

The "saner climes" crusaders who put down their country at every slight opportunity have also been silenced.
Many are happy they didn't make their move before this pandemic outbreak.

Boko haram and killer herdsmen are now fearful for their lives. ISIS fighters are reportedly living in fear.
Imagine just one sneeze from a terrorist to Shekau's face and it is game over for him and his commanders.

Scaring SARS is as simple as wearing a facemask and sneezing when they stop you.

Best comment l read today...

Respect!

The best looking Beauty Queen produced by Africa..

In the past..

Present ..

And Ever!

That is elegance, class and poise make-up or photo filter can't buy..

The real Slayer..

totowunmido:
abe remove the good English not all of them get am. Eg ajebuter

Actually, l have Bachelor's and Master's degrees in English Language

I teach: Communication Skills, lELTS, SAT TOEFL, IGCSE, and PTE

Additionally, a consultant to international schools on English Level Tests..
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Ntoh!

But if government increases the price..

You wont wait to finish selling the old stock before you revert to new increase in price..

Awon werey..

Anyway, I am kukuma not going to work since we are already on lockdown .

No weekly fueling of car until further notice..

Ntooh to petroleum marketers!

seunlayi:
Can't he start trekking?

Or start swimming..

You people are mean oo

How do you want Baba Bubu to pronounce ' Corona-bairus'?

YorubaKinging:
The ID is being delayed till when it's going to be useful

They need to link all your datas together and link all you banks together
And include your biometrics

And even insert microchip Which you can use at am ATM
You should be getting it before the year runs out

Kabiyesi..

It is already connected to some form of one's identification

My international Passport has my NIMC number on it..

Soon it will be connected to Driver's License, Voter's Card and even BVN

Nigerians are not even asking the Old Kangaroo we have in Aso Rock for money or handouts

We just want a reduction in prices of petroleum products.

A reduced VAT and other illegal taxes they are collecting from the poor masses..

Dasall

Even though I am not his fan

But I must admit, Buhari has a sense of humor ..

And I like that..

He's always saying something to make people laugh in that Aso Rock..

I think it is commendable

In Nigeria:

FG closed all entries to rice and food importation

But opens entry for CoVID

How smart!

Anyway, COVID no dey look person face or status: King, President, Vice President, Minister, Lawmaker, Oga-at-the-Top

So FG, Kontinu

Beolly:
Good morning I know I shouldn't be doing this but you look so attractive I sent you a PM to your email address. Kindly respond please

I'm 46, with 3 grown children..

I don't respond to emails..

Thank you

Kingluqman:
Oba o le tan lara ko ma ku dansaki.

Waa gbayi,Omoluabi....

Even though I don't like Buhari'..

But l must admit he has a sense of humor..

Coronavirus no dey look face , position or status..

No wonder Baba Bubu no gree travel again..

Caution is the father of wisdom

Oya make we dey clear bush in ljebu lperu or Sepeteri Town for your banishment..

Dem no wan hia truth under this gofment

enemyofprogress:
Our God is alive. He will scatter all the enemies of Nigeria before and after 2023

Like say you sabi God..

Werey Asaba

The same GEJ the northerners claimed did nothing for them?

The same one their Ulumas preached hatred against?

Chai...

Lexusgs430:
You know hear say nah geriatrics, dey die pass........

That's why Baba Bubu no gree travel again..

Finally, the ' President' of Nigeria is showing his face and doing his job..

Weh done Mr. ' President'.

madridguy:
I dey sir on a low key

Talk true aburo mi..

You don go camp one Ngozi or Chinwe, or Amarachi for house abi?

Chai...GEJ ' head' is strong oooh!

Karma!

It is starting to look like a Biological warfare..

From whom to whom is what I cant say..

Haba!