Reno Omokri will soon choke to death.

Chai. Senseman don die like mumu for im bedroom.

Eeiyaa! Efforts wasted in futility.

Well done, you've made front page.

Are all skit makers members of CAN? No? So, how do you expect CAN to act? CAN ko, Can biscuit ni.

Go rest, and allow God fight His battle.

Realtalk20:
Why couldn't he fight the man off? I mean he isn't a small man so why did he allow this man kill him?

Was he hoping for people to interfere?

Was he sick?

This video doesn't tell the whole story .

I have been attacked by racists in a foreign country before in a bar to be precise. Three drunk youths..

I broke ones nose the other too I held on by his collar and slammed his head hard into the table he lay limp at the back of my mind I was praying he wasn't dead then I faced the third one he was holding a knife .. being a naija guy wey grow in ojuelegba I just pretended to rush him and kicked his knee with every energy in my in my whole lower body.. the sound of the knee breaking Was so disgusting , I matched his knee and it broke backwards

He dropped the knife and screaming and fainted ..

I just sat down waiting for police to come being a black man I felt if I run they would turn the case ..

It was self defense sha but one stupid white officer said I could be charged with excessive use of force ...

He's a man with special need. What you call disable or physically challenged. What was his crime? He complimented the beauty of the Italian man's partner.

ngwababe:
AJohnnasa

Nothing to see here. Ha jisie ike.

Data.

Ngwababe

ngwababe:
Like one in my office now, the guy is making this work horrible for others. Funny enough, the things he's doing are same things the former BM did and he resigned before he was called back. Power is truly toxic.

Bigredmachine:
I write something for paper... Nah me still come dey ask my sister wetin I write

... As me self dey fear my handwriting


My handwriting right from childhood have been terrible...

Is there anything I can really do about it... Or is it too late

Just be patient while writing. Don't rush to pour out your thoughts.

2006.

One evening at Total Care Cyber Cafe, Aba.

I remained a Guest until few years ago.

ngwababe:



AJohnnasa bịa lee your Governor.

Something wey im don pay since? Una dey late o.

Basheer22:
I think what happened is this.

The Emir was coming from the Gambia to Lagos through an Air Peace flight. Air Peace delayed the flight, thereby making the Emir late for his second Air Peace flight from Lagos to Kano.

Now, the Emir's houseboy told Air Peace to delay the flight from Lagos to Kano since Air Peace was the cause of the delay from Gambia to Lagos, Air Peace refused.

Air Peace refused the request but offered an alternative [a 7AM flight from Lagos to Abuja, and then Abuja to Kano] free of charge, but the Emir and his entourage rejected the offer, saying they had been disrespected for not stopping an already taxiing aircraft.

mfm04622:


You all need to know the full story before judging! Air Peace was wrong in the case. If an apology is all they are asking for, Air Peace should apologize.

Can you please, enlighten me and several other Nigerians on how Air Peace erred?

Almaigaa:


I guarantee you this. Air Peace is actually owned by a Northerner, just like Glo and other multi billion naira companies in this Country.. Onyeama is just camouflaged by acting as the owner. And you claimed Igbo's don't bow to no one. You are wrong. They bow to their Northern masters every day.

See as you just dey deceive yourself.

ngwababe:


AJohnnasa

What's their reason for such drop in spending limit?

Kpọkịrịkpọ. If that ball hit you for face ehn....

This may not be a real story but I had a good laugh.

The most stupid, useless, and time-wasting post on the planet.

Bickering and infighting will be the death of APC in Nigeria.

No bi the same day he get that accident? In the caption of the photo he shared on Instagram, he said he was on his way to Uyo on 2 January when he got involved in an accident.

ngwababe:


The love was much na. He couldn't afford losing that babe at all, dem no tell am well.

M nweta gị there ehn...

ngwababe:



Easy nna.

No! I have no pity for anyone who commits suicide because they're bunch of selfish and heartless folks. Imagine the anguish that 18 year old has put his parents in with his action.

donbachi:
Change ur shoe polish.

dialfa:
I wonder how many blow jobs paid for that.

You're disgusting!

BKayy:
That food was given to him by the light skin lady that is paying attention to the lectures.
Stupidity has always been the downfall of men.

Nobody should blame the nice girl that wanted to help the life of a hungry brother but the mumu that can't wait until class is over

Wee you keep kwayet!

Tell your landlord to decline? You go pay the man the money the girl suppose pay?

Abeg, if you're sure you have nothing to do with her, simply do you. Her living in your lodge should not stop you from seeing your girlfriend or doing anything you desire for that matter.

ngwababe:


Ụwa enweghị mmeta.

At all.

ngwababe:



@AJohnnasa bịa ooo

I talk am yesterday, some men are the cause of their problem(s). This one now achụwala ihe anaghị achụ ya.

drimzsmoke:


....it's abnormal,right

No! But you can improve.

drimzsmoke:


How will he say it,"babe,hold on a minute,let me go to the bathroom and masturbate,I'll be right back".....it sounds much better when he says,"I want to go have my bath,I'll be right back"....the only thing I find abnormal in the story is him using porn to masturbate when he already had a woman waiting in the room

It takes an average of 15minutes for a woman to cum during sex and it takes an average of 2 minutes and 30 seconds for me to ejucalate in the 1st round,and that depends on how attractive the lady is.Nature no try at all for that timing of a thing....no amount of pre-intimacy will help him,it will only worsen things

After reading your epistle, I can safely conclude that most men are the cause of their problem(s). Plus, if you last less than 3 minutes in your first round of sex, that's on you.