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Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Vs Ese Oruru: The Contrasting Conspiracy Theories Of Jonathanians by AKAKAK(m): 9:18am On May 24, 2016
When you told us that herdsmen killed 300 people in Agatu, I did not ask you who did the counting. I believe you. You were happy.
When you said that 670 people were killed by herdsmen in Enugu, despite the community report that it was only 9 victims, I ignored the figures and believe you.
When you alleged that over 1000 IPOB members were slaughtered by our military, I did not ask you who did the census.
When we were told that over 2 million children were starved to death during civil war, I did not demand for census register from anyone to believe that.
Just because you are frustrated over the loss of election by your hero,
You are asking me who counted them or how possible it was to kidnap 300 girls. ...
All of a sudden, you believe that the entire world was hypnotised by Chibok community?
Even with admittance of your hero that they were kidnapped, you are making him look more clueless for believing.
Anyway, if Chibokgirls are scam, take note that the Otuoke man is a scammer for endorsing it.
The world itself is a scam......
CNN will be a darling when they air your news but will be demonised when they air contrary news.
Thank God that you are not the author of "belief".
Chose your path wisely. Everything you made me to believe might be scam too.
If the same Borno people who you laughed at as illiterate can stage manage kidnapping without leakage for 2 years and made the world to believe them, don't you think that your doubt is a waste of idiocy?
Chanjiiiiiii is here
Embrace it!

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Politics / What's Your Take Of This Unbelievable Church Poster by AKAKAK(m): 9:05am On May 23, 2016
Saw this poster and was like for real please whats your take.

Celebrities / Re: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by AKAKAK(m): 12:12am On May 23, 2016
I am not from Ogun state but no state can ever compete with Ogun state in terms notable personalities in Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities And Famous People From Delta State (photos) by AKAKAK(m): 11:12am On May 21, 2016
gift01:
No state in Nigeria can stand Delta state in terms of popular celeb. The list is endless..... Alibaba, Sunday Oliseh, Stephen Keshi, Taribo West...add yours

I am not from Ogun state but no state can stand Ogun in terms notable personalities. Obasanjo, Awolowo, Fela, MKO Abiola, Mike Adenuga, Wole Soyinka, Baba Ijebu, Diya, Oshibajo, Tunde Bakare, Segun Odegbami, Dimeji Bankole, Ebenezer Obey just to mention very few.

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Politics / Re: Why There Are Doubts That A REAL Chibok Girl Was Found - Cramjones by AKAKAK(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2016
About being able to speak English, I served in Katsina State (Government Unity Secondary School Malumfashi to be precise) I took SS1 to SS 3 classes and I can say without fear and all sense of truth and sincerity that there were (and still are) many of them that cant speak one "line" English Language correctly yes I dare any one to challenge me and I will connect you to tens of people we served together that will confirm this to you . This is personal first hand experience not dem say. if this is not true why is cut off mark for govt unity schools for southern states (East in particular) as high 70% and some northern states as low as 5% yet more candidates will still make the cut off form the south than the north so why are you all surprised at her inability (if true) to speak English is it coincidence that the total no of candidates yearly in the whole of northwest region (6 states) that pass Jamb is always is less than 50% of candidates that pass from only Imo state despite the fact that population of some north western state is 3 times that of southern states combined there are many instances I interacted with SS3 students in Katsina and got the response BA TURENSHI i.e I don's understand English language the aim of this post is not to say if Chibok girls saga is scam or not but to say categorically (from first hand personal experience) that it is very possible for SS3 student preparing for WAEC not to be able to speak English. as a matter of fact they are everywhere in Nigeria not just the north.

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Celebrities / Re: Akwa Ibom Finest Celebrities(pictures). by AKAKAK(m): 4:40pm On May 20, 2016
They are not much but all popular not like when one person post one northern state like that na people wey we no know full am. Check my signature in your interest.

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Education / Re: LASU Graduates 8 First Class Out Of 17,695 by AKAKAK(m): 7:13am On May 20, 2016
If this is a private university, the news will read xyz university graduate 4,000 first class out of 17,000. Anyways check my signature to know how to shop once and earn daily.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Fires Abeshi, Appoints Babandede As Acting Immigration Boss by AKAKAK(m): 4:41pm On May 19, 2016
If this true then Buhari is truly a no nonsense man he fires you if you are not performing. To know how to shop and and earn on a daily basis check my signature.

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Business / Re: UBA Appoints Five New Executive Directors To Group Board by AKAKAK(m): 11:58am On May 18, 2016
How did Oliver Alawuba join UBA in 1997 when he was Group Executive in FINBANK (right from the days of first inland bank) for over 8 years they should have at least told us when joined, when he left, and when he came back. To know how to be financially free by having a reliable alternative source of income check my signature.
Religion / Re: 25 Born-Again Christians Return WAEC Certificates by AKAKAK(m): 10:19am On Apr 18, 2016
They should also return and the sex they have have had with "illegal" people all the while.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Drags Wizkid To Police Commissioner by AKAKAK(m): 8:45pm On Apr 15, 2016
As adults and two succesful people they should just settle matters amicably and not affect each other's career negatively in another news check my signature to know how to be financially free by shopping once in a supermarket and earning on a daily basis
Education / Re: Letter Written By A Polytechnic Student Who Is In HND 2 by AKAKAK(m): 8:42pm On Apr 15, 2016
Th at is how bad our educational level has deteriorated in this country anyways check my signature to know how to be financially free by shopping once in a supermarket and earning on a daily basis
Politics / Re: 2019: PDP Zones President To North, VP Goes To South East by AKAKAK(m): 8:40pm On Apr 15, 2016
With this arrangement then a Northerner may be president till 2007. Anyways To know how to be financially free by shopping once in a supermarket and earning on a daily basis kindly check my signature.
Politics / Re: Akpabio Accuses Dino Melaye Of Using Chibok Girls Saga To Win 2015 Elections by AKAKAK(m): 8:36pm On Apr 15, 2016
To know how to be financially free by shopping once in a supermarket and earning on a daily basis check my signature.
Investment / Shop Once And Earn Daily by AKAKAK(m): 8:11pm On Apr 15, 2016
Shop once and get paid daily
If you want to know how to shop once from a supermarket and earn daily from the moment you shop, then attend any of the following:
Lekki
Venue: Oakwood park hotel (formerly Protea Oakwood) by Chevron round about Lekki Lagos
Date: Sunday 16th April 2016
Time: 11 am

Sangotedo
Valley point hotel No 4 Ajayi Ajikawo Street behind Mr biggs km 45 Lekki Epe Express way
Date: Sunday 17th April 2016
Time: 3 Pm

Ikeja
De Renaissance Hotel, By Ikeja shopping mall
Date: Saturday 16th April 2016
Time: 12 noon

Ikeja
De Renaissance Hotel, By Ikeja shopping mall
Date: Sunday 17th April 2016
Time: 4: Pm
Acces fee 2k
For more information call ‘Sola 08098581274
Romance / Re: When You Suffer With A Man And He latter Dumps You When He Becomes Rich. by AKAKAK(m): 8:00pm On Apr 15, 2016
Shop once and get paid daily
If you want to know how to shop once from a supermarket and earn daily from the moment you shop then attend any of the following:
Lekki
Venue: Oakwood park hotel (formerly Protea Oakwood) by Chevron round about Lekki Lagos
Date: Sunday 16th April 2016
Time: 11 am

Sangotedo
Valley point hotel No 4 Ajayi Ajikawo Street behind Mr biggs km 45 Lekki Epe Express way
Date: Sunday 17th April 2016
Time: 3 Pm

Ikeja
De Renaissance Hotel, By Ikeja shopping mall
Date: Saturday 16th April 2016
Time: 12 noon

Ikeja
De Renaissance Hotel, By Ikeja shopping mall
Date: Sunday 17th April 2016
Time: 4: Pm
Acces fee 2k
For more information call ‘Sola 08098581274
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Plateau State by AKAKAK(m): 10:48am On Apr 15, 2016
I only know Victor Moses, Ahmed Musa, Ice prince Zamani and Pamam Percy Paul. others I no know them na im be say dem no popular.
Business / Re: My Jumia And Konga Consultancy Thread by AKAKAK(m): 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2016
Do you want to know how to get paid daily by shopping in a supermarket and introducing others to shop in the same supermarket?? If yes then attend the following expo to find out more.

Venue De Rennasance hotel Ikeja beside Shoprite
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue De Rennasance hotel Ikeja beside Shoprite
Time : 4:pm
Date: Sunday 10th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue: Protea hotel VI opposite Eko Hotel
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue: Mr Biggs Bode thomas round about Surulere
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 1k

for further enquiries call Sola 08123123687.
Business / Re: .. by AKAKAK(m): 7:50pm On Apr 06, 2016
Do you want to know how to get paid daily by shopping in a supermarket and introducing others to shop in the same super market?? If yes then attend the following expo to find out more

Venue De Rennasance hotel Ikeja beside Shoprite
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue De Rennasance hotel Ikeja beside Shoprite
Time : 4:pm
Date: Sunday 10th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue: Protea hotel VI opposite Eko Hotel
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue: Mr Biggs Bode thomas round about Surulere
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 1k

for further enquiries call Sola 08123123687.
Adverts / How To Earn Daily By Shopping Once by AKAKAK(m): 5:11pm On Apr 06, 2016
Dear Nairalanders,

Let me use this opportunity to introduce to you a supermarket that pays her customers daily. From the moment you shop once, you get paid on a daily basis by referring others to the shop. To know more and be a part of this golden opportunity please attend the expo as follows:

Venue De Rennasance hotel Ikeja beside Shoprite.

Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue De Rennasance hotel Ikeja beside Shoprite
Time : 4:pm
Date: Sunday 10th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue: Protea hotel VI opposite Eko Hotel
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 2k

Venue: Mr Biggs Bode thomas round about Surulere
Time : 12 noon
Date: Saturday 9th April 2016
Access fee 1k


for further enquiries call Sola 08123123687.

Remember
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them. William Arthur Ward

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. Weak men wait for opportunities; strong men make them. Orison Swett Marden

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry. Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier. Charles Kettering

Nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could changes your life
Politics / Re: David Mark Named In Panama Papers With UK Properties - The Nation by AKAKAK(m): 3:23pm On Apr 06, 2016
So Saraki is a PDP member
datola:
Why is the Panama Leakes and their foreign media partners targeting only PDP members?

This fight is partial and not acceptable to gullible Nigerian youths.

Modified:
A lot of kids on Nairaland have quoted me saying I am accusing Panama of being partial and only targeting only PDP members.

These are the classic examples of the gullible Nigerian youths who cry wolf where there is none and don't know what sarcasm is in English language.

@Kyase, thank you for getting the message.
Politics / See What Fuel Scarcity Caused In Lagos by AKAKAK(m): 8:17am On Apr 05, 2016
This picture is as reportedly seen in Lagos. The fuel scarcity is really bitting hard oooo.

Sports / OFFICIAL: Jose Mourinho Named As New Nigeria Coach by AKAKAK(m): 9:06am On Apr 01, 2016
Jose Mourinho has been named the new head coach of Nigeria following the departure of interim Samson Siasia.

Mourinho signed a four-year contract to take charge of the Super Eagles, while Mutiu Adepoju, Kanu Nwankwo and Peter Rufai join him as his backroom staff.

The former Chelsea coach will be tasked with qualifying Nigeria for the 2018 World Cup having missed out of the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations billed for Gabon.

The 53-year-old had been linked with Manchester United job but has agreed a deal with Nigeria which is due to last until 2020, after Sunday Oliseh quit his post on February 25, 2016.

"I have the pleasure to confirm I have committed to a legendary African side, with the massive challenge of qualifying for the Russia 2018 World Cup," Mourinho told Goal.

"I am lucky because for years I had the fortune to coach big teams like Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid, and now I have the opportunity to coach another big team like Nigeria. It is an honour and I want to keep winning.

"We have a duty to prove we are the best team in Africa and also do well at the 2018 World Cup.

“I’d like to thank the Nigeria Football Federation for believing in me and with their backing, I am confident that we can build a stronger Super Eagles,” he concluded.

Mourinho will be presented at a media conference on Friday at the Abuja National Stadium.

Happy April 1st!
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Wike And Senator Akpabio by AKAKAK(m): 10:06am On Mar 30, 2016
Remember that all the votes in the whole of south east is just Kano+ Katsina while all the votes in the south south is just kaduna + sokoto +L agos so continue to love it at the detriment of the region. so lets see how you will be relevant at the centre
Omeny:
Yes!

We overwhelmingly gave PDP 95% and magnanimously gave APC 5%!

We will do same to the extent APC will have less than the 5% they got from our regions!

And haters can go to hell!
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Wike And Senator Akpabio by AKAKAK(m): 10:05am On Mar 30, 2016
Brilliance9000:
I love this unity in the East against the Hausa/Fulani-Yoruba party!
continue to love it and be ready to loose out. Remember that all the votes in the whole of south east is just Kano+ Katsina while all the votes in the south south is just kaduna + sokoto +L agos so continue to love it at the detriment of the region.
Politics / Lagos Gets 1,300 New Teachers, Warns About Pfas by AKAKAK(m): 7:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
Sesan Olufowobi

The Lagos State Government has employed 1,300 teachers for public schools, warning them to be careful in their choices of pension funds administrators.

The Chairman of the Lagos State Universal Basic Education Board, Dr Ganiyu Sopeyin, spoke on Thursday, noting that the newly employed teachers had become ‘beautiful damsels’ being wooed by different suitors.

He said, “Registering with unknown or unlicensed pension administrators can spell doom. Our newly employed teachers need to be cautious in order to safeguard their future in the state teaching service.

“Only 10 pension administrators are recognised by the Lagos State Government for now; they are Stanbic IBTC, Crusader Sterling, ARM, Trust Fund, Lead way Pension, NLPC, Premium, PAL, Fidelity and AIICO.”

He said an induction for the new teachers would soon take place to educate them on what the government expected from them.

Meanwhile, the Governor of Lagos State, Akinwunmi Amode, said Nigerians must support President Muhammadu Buhari in order to win the war against corruption.
Ambode, who was represented by the Chairman of the Lagos State Universal Basic Education Board, Dr. Ganiyu Sopeyin, spoke at the Lagos Island Club’s public interest symposium on Wednesday, with the theme, ‘How to Fight and Win Corruption: Challenges and Prospects.’

“It is also important that our institutions are strengthened to sustain the capacity to identify acts of corruption and ensure that people who indulge in or benefit from such acts are made to face the wrath of the law,” he added.
http://www.punchng.com/lagos-gets-1300-new-teachers-warns-about-pfas/
Romance / Re: Diary Of A New Wife by AKAKAK(m): 7:06pm On Mar 18, 2016
End time wife.
Romance / Re: Heroic Acts Don't Pay by AKAKAK(m): 7:04pm On Mar 18, 2016
ok then

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