₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
You particularly deserve to be in a bottle 🍾

lol

Nvestor02:
Russia is always on the right track.. the so called west always want to destroy anybody that doesn't send their ass.

Russia is a wrong choice for them.... If they born anyone of them well .. Make e do anyhow.

You can only pity Ukraine from afar ... If you dare send your troops like this

30 atomic bombs will destroy your cities and cost you 800 years to bounce back..

Putin is fighting war to make Russia survive the oppressors... And I stand with him.

I stand with Russia too. I love Mr. putin so dearly.

Please let it be true and eventually happens. Democracy breeds all sorts of unchecked vices among those in the corridor of power.

I would rather have a corrupt military dictator than a corrupt democratic president in a country like Nigeria because the former can be easily ousted from power with a counter coup but the latter will sit firmly on the throne of power till his tenure is over.

Chipper cash

Stupid leader. His government scrapped Npower. Why not continue with tha well structuredt social program?

Bloody liars. Any statistics coming from any one of Tinubu's government is propaganda.

PastorOlokonla:
He was determined to take them down and reduce crime in the community. His crime was taking his job very seriously.

Heart wrenching. I am glad he and his murdered family got justice and closure.

PastorOlokonla:
That fellow has connections and if locked may not get justice.

He butchered a police DPO on camera in September last year.
Members of his cult group had earlier kille the wife and children of this same DPO before finally killing the man last September. The killing was very gruesome and reason he was declared wanted.
There are some people that needs instant killing and that dude was one of them.

I wonder whatever the slain DPO had to do with the gang members. Do you happen to know?

jacy346:
thanks a lot sir
I got it for 4,500.

UWC. Always pray with your spouse because na prayer over everything.

EreluRoz:
You guys are always aggressive except for Samantha who was a very cool headed lady.

Why the anger and so much hate for Nigerians?

what about Samantha? You used "was" in describing her person

ednut1:
if you dont press your phone for 15 minutes you wont die. Cameras are not allowed into spaces where such sensitive things are being done worldwide. So obey the instructions and stop ranting. This is usa biometrics for example below.

Okay, noted. What I find disgusting is their approach towards defaulters-rude and embarrassing.

Hello pals,

If you have being to the Nigeria immigration office to enroll for the Nigeria passport capturing you would be familiar with the standing instruction prohibiting the use of cell phones for any reason(s) in the capturing room.

In such I was there recently to renew my passport and on two occasions two persons who came for capturing were rudely walked out of the capturing room for fiddling with their phones. Inside the capturing room can be a little uneasy because of this rule.

So I ask, why is the use of cell phones prohibited inside the capturing room of the Nigeria immigration ?

As if she and others have got something to offer. They are their to chop from the national cake. Mcheww.

Same old, same old. Argentina will Bleep us raw.

SIXFEETUNDER:
STFU you are not introverted




You're autistic hiding under the canopy of introversion


You're like a closeted fággot

You get problem, ah swear down, lol.

FG is a bloody liar.

BigBlackPreek:
Good day familylanders.

I come here to air my current dilemma and ask for a way out.

I'm married with a kid, got separated with my husband last year Jan due to some little issues that weren't managed properly and got escalated..

We stayed in touch for A year cos of child welfare and the rest. He obviously had a relationship with another lady in his base, while I remain single

Sometimes this year, we started talking about reconciliation and the talks went well, we've seen our mistakes and accepted to work on the marriage.

He confessed to me he had a relationship with a lady but he told he was married with a child and he wasn't going to divorce his wife neither marry her (the lady) so twas a deal sort of and he has broken up with her ( which she confirmed)

He's come to see me in my place and I got posted for an official assignment to his state..He told me the girl has refused to leave even after he told her he has reconciled with his wife and the rest.

I got in yesterday and all hell was let loose, the lady was so violent and was saying all manner of trash,threatening fire and hailstone..

I simply asked her, do you know he was married? Did he tell you we were divorced?? Did you see my things in the house?

She answered "yes". She said she has no place to go..I was even willing to give her something to take care of herself but she said " no", she wanted my husband and I should start realising she will become a second wife..

My husband in all this have been calling people to talk to her and go without violence..She's called my in-laws to curse (dunno how she got their numbers)... calling friends to tell them she isn't moving out of the house

It's really messy here and I don't want to create a scene..someone advised me I should involve the Civil defence authority.
I really dunno what to do
Please advise me

So na female dey behind this naughty moniker sef? Mcheww.

Can someone pls summarize for me?

Generation Z is the reason for the chaotic society we live in today. They want everything on the fastlane.

Billionairly:
Just look at how they embarrassed this man in the name of arrest, for such strange and most likely cooked up story. The lack of respect for the face of the opposition and lawlessness displayed by the police in handling of the matter is embarrassing and requires public outrage and whoever observed or participated in this arrest should be fired and made to face the law. Imagine that Tinubu was arrested by Jonathan and made to sit on the floor when he was playing the face of the opposition.

If you see nothing wrong in this, you are part of the problem in this country.

I concur. The man did not resist arrest so why put him down shamefully. Something like this will only happen in the US or saner climes when the suspect puts up a resistance against law enforcement agents but not when the suspect is docile and willing to cooperate.

Tufiakwa to the Nigeria police force, bunch of olodos from the IG down to constables. Very local and primitive minded idiots. Spits!!

bluefilm:
I have a feeling it is an economic sabotage on a larger scale on the international stage.

Just that Nigeria is caught up in the web as one of the unfortunate victims

But be that as it may, the present government is going to be blamed no matter what.

Two wrongs can't make a right.

VULCAN:
When you divide N30b by 8million people in Oyo State that comes to N3750 per person.

Pls is there anybody on Nairaland who can be cushioned by N3,750

That can buy two bottles of Heineken.

Someone help me confirm if that will cushion the effect of hyperinflation

But it gets worse for those in Lagos.

That amounts to N1500 per person

They can simply use the money to subsidize price of food commodities.

Those young men are angry perverts who are mad that they can't have a taste of her body so they resorted to shaming her.

bluefilm:
Who would have believed that Emefiele was such a genius when in comes to managing the Naira and keeping it somewhat stable to some extent?

Wonders shall never end!

I get the feeling that naira free fall is not unconnected to an economy sabotage of some sort.

emkz:
These are just temporary measures and were bound to fail. The forex market in Nigetia is like a hydra-headed snake. Cut one head; as you face another head, the first head will grow back. Cut the damn neck! In other words, let the CBN address the root of the problem instead of pretending they don't know.

Since last week, dollars injected into the forex market are mopped up.

Who exactly are those mopping up the forex?

What economic activity is tied to the raid of the forex?

Ribadu claims the activities of speculators are responsible for the hike in dollar rates.

My question to Ribadu is: why are the speculators not afraid of the government?

For many years, bank MDs have been accused of buying forex from CBN and the forex goes into the black market through back channels, for example, there are vulturistic abokis sitting in banking halls trying to buy off dollars from customers.

Who regulates those abokis?

If the $10billion the vice president said would come into the system enters, it would be evacuated by the same speculators which would not solve the problem.

My observation is that CBN has lost complete control of the forex market and are being regulated by the BDCs and population instead of CBN being in control. All over the world, forex trading is heavily regulated by governments through central banks.

What I also observed is that the dollars are mopped up by those who don't need them but are keeping them for a profit. Therefore, let CBN take complete control of the forex market through the following measures:

(1) Deregister all unlicensed BDCs. That market is heavily unregulated and until they are faced squarely by the authorities, the practice of the naira dying will not stop.

(2) Stop selling dollars to commercial banks as it is clear that they have failed in meeting their obligations to customers with the dollars. People who approach the banks for PTA/BTA and school fees are directed to the BDCs. Why do BDCs have dollars and banks don't? Even with banks, some people still approach the CBN to transfer their school fees. Infact, it was found that the banks had $5billion in their vaults. How come no one has been punished when these same banks created artificial scarcity to push people to BDCs?

(3) All banks should be compelled to show a statement of how they used the dollars they received from the CBN from the last two years. At least it would give us some ideas of what disappeared through the black market.

(4) CBN needs to carry out a tsunami on the banking industry. Use some bank MDs known for the forex fraud as examples by dismissing them for breaking the law.

(5) Once all these measures are taken, the CBN must protect all forex coming into the country to ensure the problems we currently have are not iterated.

In summary, CBN needs to take drastic measures to regulate the market.

There are other measures that can be taken to get the dollars from those who have stored them. Whether the CBN would have the will is something else. The Nigerian forex market is like those who pirate music.

Kill the black market for forex.

You sound like the savior Nigeria naira needs in a time like this. I wish you have the opportunity to be in the position to roll out these measures.

Heffalump:
No problem. After all, N. Korea flopped severally before getting it right. No country got it right all the way at first trial
Kudos UK.

Almighty Russia would easily make a successful launch. Russia's rocket engine technology is the best in the world

AuwalYusuf812:
I really want to see US and Russia war. E go make sense lala [color=#000099][/color]

Wait for WW3

Fineman2:
UK military of today is so weak, it is hard to believe that this same great British was once an empire.

They can't even fight any major war on their own without US support

my opinion exactly and I wonder why that is the case. Did they go to sleep after WW2?

Juliearth:
Consider this a sequel to the thread earlier created.

Thus if you had 1000 naira to create a perfect man, how would you go about it. Bear in mind:

Six packs/perfectly toned body = N500
Faithfulness= N300
Intelligence = N700
Looks = N200
Spirituality= N300
Loyalty= N200
Financial worth=N400
Hygiene= N200
Romantic = N200
Funny= N300

Ladies, let's ruffle up these numbers.




Cc
Dominique
Farano
Rocktation

Add "good in bed/big gbola" to your list.

Juliearth:
Consider this a sequel to the thread earlier created.

Thus if you had 1000 naira to create a perfect man, how would you go about it. Bear in mind:

Six packs/perfectly toned body = N500
Faithfulness= N300
Intelligence = N700
Looks = N200
Spirituality= N300
Loyalty= N200
Financial worth=N400
Hygiene= N200
Romantic = N200
Funny= N300

Ladies, let's ruffle up these numbers.




Cc
Dominique
Farano
Rocktation

Add "good in bed" to your list.

Urgent1Million:
Doctors, both male and female, dey knack their patients wotowoto.
Na d man own just dey different.
Him village people just carry him matta for head.

Hmm, quite revealing.

That man was too weak. If I ever catch my wife cheating in the act, I will simply dissolve the marriage. Women should be at the bottom of a man's scale of preference.