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Career › Re: I Am Approaching 40 And Am Scared My Dreams Are Not Realistic by Akalia(m): 5:54pm On Apr 28, 2023
Ceoangelcee:
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If you don't mind leaving your wife and kids in Nigeria for at least two years and you can get a passport... Message me.... I will handle the rest...make you come hustle in Russia👍
Bro I am more than willing. I am in the same shoes as OP.
Education › Re: Sudan: Buses Evacuating Nigerian Students Stop In The Sahara Over Non-Payment by Akalia(m): 3:14pm On Apr 27, 2023
Ameoba300:
The black man doesn't give a Bleep about his brother. Saddening!

Ever wondered why in a mosque/church full of religious people — after service closes nobody would even be willing to give the other people a lift even though they are headed in their direction!

No damn love!
Your comment is real deep!!!
Pets › Re: Rate My Dog by Akalia(op): 12:35am On Apr 25, 2023
Jungpablo:
your dog is a mutt.
I understand. Should I put it out for stud service?
Properties › Re: ₦500 Million Lagos House Causes A Stir Online by Akalia(m): 9:39pm On Apr 24, 2023
Skiborobo:
If you're a man and you can't buy this please don't come near me
Your DP is a huge turn off. I was expecting to see a sophisticated lady.
Pets › Re: Rate My Dog by Akalia(op): 12:52pm On Apr 24, 2023
Jungpablo:
there’s no English mastiff there, look at the ears and size.
So what breeds do you think make up my dog?
Pets › Re: Rate My Dog by Akalia(op): 11:56am On Apr 24, 2023
Mmaduise:
I can perceive the stinky smell from here.

-10/10
Good thinking.
Pets › Re: Rate My Dog by Akalia(op): 11:29am On Apr 24, 2023
doggedfighter:
What exactly do you want us to share our thoughts on ?



Ginger is beautiful and handsome at the same time. grin


Can I adopt Ginger ? grin
I am sorry, he is not up for adoption. I can however permit stud service. Thanks for commenting.
Pets › Rate My Dog by Akalia(op):
Meet ginger. He just turned 1 year and 5 months.
His breed is yet to be determined. His dad was a cross between English mastiff and boerboel while his mother is a pedigree boerboel.
Please share your thoughts. Thank you.

Forum Games › Re: Which Glass Has More Water? by Akalia(m): 10:58am On Apr 22, 2023
B. Reason is that it contains the smallest of object resulting in the least water expansion or displacement compared to other glasses.
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Akalia(m): 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2023
SKIBiNSKI:
Well... i don't believe these folktales.


I had sex with humans not animals. I don't know were you get these sex with animal idea, this is precisely why i said your assertions are just folktales.
I like the aura you exude bro-very positive and welcoming. My guts tell me you really see reasons with me but you or something else influencing you just can't bring you to buy the truth I am trying to sell you. Goodluck!!
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Akalia(m): 3:41pm On Apr 18, 2023
RaptorX:
Nothing like a force of darkness regarding sex, it is all in your delusional mind. Free the guy and allow him enjoy himself and stop all this spiritual mumbo jumbo
You are guilty as hell hence you giving credence to unbridled immorality.
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Akalia(m): 1:53pm On Apr 18, 2023
SKIBiNSKI:
Sounds likes folktale to me, there are no such thing as what you mentioned. It doesn't exist.
My guy it is either you are feigning ignorance of the existence of the forces of darkness just to massage your delusional state of mind or you are actually being jinxed by these forces as to not realise their influence on you.
Bro I am not trying to cast judgment on you but you really are in need of a way out of your randy lifestyle. You think sex amongst humans is just as casual as with sex amongst animals? Think not.
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Akalia(m): 1:47pm On Apr 18, 2023
SKIBiNSKI:
Hooked? huh undecided on what? By what? By who?
by an evil force influencing your immoral exploits with prostitutes.
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Akalia(m): 1:31pm On Apr 18, 2023
SKIBiNSKI:
Yea, right! grin i have slept with nearly 200 women in the last 30 years, Most of them are prostitutes. I love prostitutes they are much prettier, honest, trustworthy, reliable, responsible, very hygienic, very good listeners, unlike most of the women we call "wives" or girlfriends"

I have slept with Russian prostitutes, British, South African, Vietnamese, Philiphino, Thai, Polish, Spanish, French, Naigerian, Ugandan, Jamaican, Indian, i visit Amsterdam red light districts always to have sex with Dutch and German prostitutes and smoke weed. grin

I could never stop having sex with prostitutes, as i ve said most of them are beautiful more than the ussual so called "girlfriends". I can tell a prostitute my secrets and she will keep them in her mind, but my so called "girlfriends" did not keep my secrets, by the way, what are the difference between girlfriends and prostitutes? Nothing!!

I have spent hundreds of £££s on prostitutes and it was and still well worth the money. grin i love prostitutes.
You are hooked!!
Family › Re: How Do I Get My Wife And Kid Back? I Really Love Her So Much by Akalia(m): 11:02pm On Apr 17, 2023
clockwisereport:
OP belongs to the category of people who believe that marriage opens doors for people
Bro truly marriage opens doors but only when the man has got vision and committed to it. I am a living witness.
Family › Re: How Do I Get My Wife And Kid Back? I Really Love Her So Much by Akalia(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17, 2023
vannessa7:
Your wife does not deserve you, there are many women who worked and takes care of the home while their husbands went back to school, she abandoned you because of the first challenge in your marriage it's obvious she doesn't love you to start with, she is all about money and if you later make it she will want to come back, what is her testimony about her marriage if she cannot endure for better for worse, even if you come out of this there will still be challenges down the road because that's life, she might abandon you again at a point when you will not be strong enough to withstand it, may be you should look for a woman who truly love you and is serious about marriage. How can she have mouth when you become a billionaire, can she say she was there when you had nothing, she does not even pity you. Very bad
So sensible lady dey this forum. Nne you be wife material unlimited yards.
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Lamido Of APC Wins Sokoto East Senate Seat by Akalia(m): 11:44am On Apr 17, 2023
FatimaAbubakar:
A party of petty criminals...rogues, drug sniffers and pushers and miscreants.
But na northern party and you happen to be from the north. So why bash one of your own?
Health › Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by Akalia(m): 3:41pm On Apr 14, 2023
Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast
See your life? Mr big dick
Family › Re: Frustrated With My Wife by Akalia(m): 9:34pm On Apr 10, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
Your situation sounds just exactly like mine. I have never believed in divorce. But God knows I have been pushed to the wall. I won't tell you to be patient and understanding. I know that for you to make this post now shows how deeply pained you are.
At the end of the day, the question we should all ask ourselves is this: Is marriage worth it?
I am married sir and I can tell you from experience that marriage favors women more than men.
Women are mysterious, they can't be totally understood. Their motives are deeply concealed in marriage, they only show you what they want you to see.
Business › Re: 10 Million Naira But I Dont Know What To Do With It by Akalia(m): 9:52am On Apr 07, 2023
OP you no get shishi.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Porn Star by Akalia(m): 9:51pm On Apr 05, 2023
RichDaniels:
PORN STAR NEEDED
Please, we need male porn stars and persons that can hangout with sugar mummies in Abuja and Lagos. PLEASE, YOU MUST BE HANDSOME, CUTE AND HAVE A BIG D**K We won't mind you if you do not meet this criteria.

CRITERIA
1. HANDSOME AND CUTE
2. BIG D**K
3. LOVE FU**KING
4. LIVES IN LAGOS OR ABUJA

WhatsApp this contact 09025515812
Can I help you source potential eligible applicants for the role while i get some cut per head referred?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Porn Star by Akalia(m): 7:22am On Apr 05, 2023
RichDaniels:
PORN STAR NEEDED
Please, we need male porn stars and persons that can hangout with sugar mummies in Abuja and Lagos. PLEASE, YOU MUST BE HANDSOME, CUTE AND HAVE A BIG D**K We won't mind you if you do not meet this criteria.

CRITERIA
1. HANDSOME AND CUTE
2. BIG D**K
3. LOVE FU**KING
4. LIVES IN LAGOS OR ABUJA

WhatsApp this contact 09025515812
Dey play
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Femi Gbajabiamila Taking A Stroll In Paris, France (Video) by Akalia(m): 10:07am On Apr 01, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Eiya, please try and visit the hospital. It is well
Stop supporting illegality.
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Femi Gbajabiamila Taking A Stroll In Paris, France (Video) by Akalia(m): 9:12am On Apr 01, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
It’s a lie, I love him more than you.
You make me sick to my stomach for this comment.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by Akalia(m): 10:10pm On Mar 30, 2023
ukaface:
Carry yourself and your damn question outta my mention.
Thank you
okay o!
Romance › Re: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by Akalia(m): 9:01pm On Mar 30, 2023
ukaface:
Who be this one?
Introduction is not important here as getting to know who I am eventually will humble you. Just answer the damn question.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by Akalia(m): 8:53pm On Mar 30, 2023
ukaface:
Lol
Na jazz? Tell your ju.ju man say E no work
Are you into hookup? You look like a hookup girl I saw in one of the hookup sites.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by Akalia(m): 2:58pm On Mar 30, 2023
Lovilla:
Its none of your business..

Several men begs me on daily basis.
It is not simping but love
If you are the one on your DP then you are not beautiful na. I wonder what those men saw in you that made them beg you for your hand in a relationship. (winks) Just messing with u.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Visits Tony Elumelu’s House For His Daughter’s 21st Birthday by Akalia(m): 2:54pm On Mar 30, 2023
Tony Elumelu as with many world entrepreneur billionaires are not your average humans and even maybe not humans. They are humanoids.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dear New Hires, Stop Coming Into Organizations With Messiah Attitude. by Akalia(m): 1:11pm On Mar 30, 2023
QuinModah:
I think new hire are different from new hire in respect to their levels of experiences.

For example, a new hire can be, new GOC, new Unit commander (Director).

In this context, are we saying they should not fix some loopholes after they have understood the process , system and people? Yes, they will, and that where the Messiah comes in.

Also, either you are good employee or bad employee, you will always have enemies.
Are you a gramarian?

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