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Travel › Re: Two US Army Helicopters Crash During Training, Several Feared Dead by Akalia(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2023
US made weapons are over-engineered piece of crappy metals. They are not rugged as their Russian counterparts. I bet this crash was as a result of mechanical failure or software bug shit.

US hype their weapons but in reality the gears come up short. R. I. P to the bravehearts.
Pets › Re: Purebred Boerboels For Sale by Akalia(m): 6:08pm On Mar 29, 2023
ogkreatives:
Yeah. Sorry about the late reply. I still have kale boerboel puppies available
Drop your digits
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Hardest Part Of Your Job? by Akalia(m): 2:14pm On Mar 29, 2023
It's multifaceted in that I have got to multi-task because it is a process control thing with the aid of a computer program.

There is also the drudgery aspect of my job-this aspect is the part I dislike the most about my job.

Albeit I am not getting well paid enough to live a comfortable life but the job pays my bills, that's all that matter.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by Akalia(m): 9:52am On Mar 29, 2023
thebookofthomas:
Now there are 4 things that give the devil and his goons legality/open doors into our lives;

1. Our Sins (missing the Divine standard [could be things we did knowingly or unknowingly],
Transgression (a deliberate act of rebellion we commit in a bid to spite Yah)
and Iniquity (addiction and unapologetic, unremorseful love/binding to a particular sin),

Also note that sin can be of the heart, mind and body and sin can be due to disobedience, partial obedience and delayed obedience (these last 2 in the sight of Heaven are grouped under disobedience; hence when you delay to obey the LORD after a while it becomes a sin to you),

2. The Sins of those related to us via blood (our relatives) or those in close proximity to us (our neighbors); for example, if someone living with you is fornicating in the same room you live in there's no way you won't be open to demonic attack for fornication is nothing but sex magic which is high magic and is an easy way of enforcing demonic presence/right of movement in a place,

Look at Psalms 12:8 God's Word Translation:

"Wicked people parade around when immorality increases among Adam’s descendants."

So you can see that wicked people can easily spread wickedness when there is an increase of immorality among humanity...

3. The Sins of our Fathers; could be from our Father's side or our Mother's side;

Let us note that in order to break free from ancestral curses/yokes/altars you must reach a level of prayer that is higher than the level of your ancestral father/mother that placed you in these curses/yokes via their demonic altars, covenant and sacrifice; therefore the price to pay for this kind of freedom is often high but most Christians aren't ready to live a life of total devotion to God and Prayer hence they remain bound,

4. Demonic objects in your possession; this could be anything from makeup products, wigs, fashion items, witchcraft materials or even other cursed but not so obviously demonized materials like children's dolls, tattoos, toiletries, even some kinds of phones, etc


Now concerning being pressed in the dream you need to understand that as spirits we all have an individual, unique frequency that we vibrate in (all objects in the universe are CONSTANTLY in vibration and these vibrations are unique to the object/individual and there are no 2 objects that vibrate on the exact same frequency (I'm guessing an exception would be Angels but I am not completely sure about this),

Now there are higher frequencies and lower frequencies and when a stronger frequency meets a weaker one the stronger would overpower/dominate the weaker one by default; such domination is also possible if a spirit with a strong degree of vibration meets another spirit that is in a state of rest/minimal vibration the other spirit may be overpowered/overwhelmed by the other spirits vibrational degree and frequency,

Now when your spirit is lying down in a state of rest (not asleep [spirits don't sleep remember?]) it's vibrations would not be the same as if it was in high motion or teleporting or engaged in spiritual battle; hence when confronted by another spirit that is already in battle mode your spirit may be overpowered (initially), it doesn't mean you are weaker than that spirit it just means you were caught off guard and the being pressed in the dream is one of the feelings you get when you're being overwhelmed by the vibrations of the demon/witch attacking you,

Now such pressing in the dream can also be part of the attack but what I'm trying to state here is that a strong believer living in Holiness and Fervent Devotion to Yah would have a strong/high vibrational frequency and as such demons/witches won't be able to get close to him because of the emissions of light and energy emanating from him due to the intensity of his spiritual vibrations; also angels, the Blood of Yashua, Flaming swords of fire can also discourage demons and witches from coming near him,

Simply put our sinful lifestyle opens the ground for so many demonic attacks in our lives;

The LORD help us to be vigilant, fervent in spirit and ever watchful and prayerful in Yeshua's Name!



Most likely there was a witch in your class;

You need to understand that one of the commandments of witches is they practice the Law of Inversion; if we humans are happy on earth then they are sad and when we are sad and crying then they are happy and are throwing parties in their Kingdom of Armstrong,

Hence it is within every witch's obligation to spread evil and wickedness upon the earth no matter where they find themselves,

[Let me give you an idea of how bad it is;

Now there are 2 classes of witches; traditional witches and community witches,

Traditional witches are those from your own family but community witches are those that live in your area; in fact on every street on this planet there is a witch there or else there is a conscious witch in every 2 streets adjacent to each other and every area has a witch that is charge of a group of streets and when he fails to meet his quota of human blood and wickedness and deaths and initiations he would be under fire from the devil or the demon guarding that area (remember that witches have their own kingdoms in secluded places like Forests, Deserts and Mountains one of the reasons is that our prayers may not reach there [for it is difficult for a man to take authority of a place and enforce his will on a place he is not resident in]),

Now when a community witch changes location anyone he meets that is being demonized by another witch he is obliged to continue in that bewitchment even if he doesn't know or has never met the witch that cast the spell on that cattle (yeah, humans are called "cattle" and "animals" by witches [their hatred and pride is that great]),

For example if a lady has a marking on her forehead which reads "single for life" if any witch sees her he is obligated to make sure he maintains that she remains single even though he is not of her family; although he may not be able to cast any further spell on her without the approval of the witch in her family else there may be trouble (in the demonic kingdoms there is often confrontation and battles between witches and agents of darkness for in the satanic kingdoms there is often a test of power between them and therein the strong dominate the week),]

So, your intelligence was obviously stolen by a witch in your class or in your school and this is what was reflected in your poor grades;

While it may take a while for a cast spell to take effect it often would result in unusual behaviour so be careful to watch any sudden change in appearance/behaviour of anyone around you or close to you for this often a sign or bewitchment;

For example a man tells you he'd help you next month then a month later he suddenly changes his mind and begins to show animosity towards you; this is most likely a sign that he has been bewitched against you for witches are geniuses in manipulating the mind of weak men to further their malicious code and conduct,

All in all I am happy you have a spiritually conscious and Praying mother who helped turn the tide in your favour;

For every failure in one's life is directly tied to the lack of vigilance and holy, fervent prayer of his/her parents.





You said it all bruv,

I could talk about masturbation from now till tomorrow and I won't say the same thing twice but let me just share some few things here;

There are 3 kinds of bodily fluids that the devil desires from us men;

1. Blood; this contains the life-force of the individual, or rather the Life-Force of GOD that was placed in man when He breathed into Adam's Nostrils; hence since Satan and his demons have lost their divinity in order to operate as they once did they have to take into themselves the Life-Force of Yah and what better way to do this than to eat the flesh of man and drink the blood of man;

This serves many purposes;

a. It helps to provoke the LORD to anger even further via perversion of His Word and Commandment "thou shalt not kill,"

b. It helps to depopulate the earth via deaths and destruction

c. It empowers the demons to be able to do things that would otherwise be difficult without this life-force like transmogrification, high speed transfer, creating copies of themselves each with a distinct consciousness thereby multiplying their population on the earth, etc,

d. Human blood is the oil and wine of the satanic kingdoms; oil in that is what is put in their vehicles to enable them do inter-dimensional travel and it is the water of their kingdoms as demons don't drink water or any other fluids except maybe sperm (which is drunk by high ranking demons and sirens) which is the next on the list,

2. Sperm; now it is the sirens of the aquatic kingdoms that are specifically interested in this because they often use it for the following purpose:

a. Sperm is used to breed more demons via marine spirits injecting it into themselves so they can give birth to more Nephilim or Avatars as they are called; half man, half demon entities which are supposedly the best of both fallen worlds,

Remember that marine spirits get pregnant and deliver their babies in only a few days, not 9 months like we humans do,

Hence everywhere and at every time human sperm is being collected/recouped in hotels and other places via the collection of used condoms by these demons who take the sperm underwater to be used to fertilize themselves or to be put in constructs where human/demonic dna are mixed together and the corresponding babies which are hybrid creatures are housed in fertilization chambers until they are born,

This is why fornication, masturbation and other forms of sex for pleasure that waste the sperm will never be in short supply because this how demons are increasing their population on earth, in fact several of these marine demons come to the earth in the bodies of women to sleep with men in hotels and collect their sperm afterwards (in case you don't believe what I'm saying I can give you links to testimonies of former witches, magicians and occultists so you can verify from them),

What is Super Scary is that these Nephilim once having reached a certain age are sent to the earth on mission to head Large Companies and they look so much like us that it is impossible to determine them from a normal human,

Marine demons are super obsessed with the sperms of men because a man's sperm contains billions of chromosomes which to them are billions of lives; they also try to acquire vital energy that is in the sperm, and underwater there is a bio-technological program with bio-engineering laboratories for cross-breeding and genetic modification and the manipulation of human sperm,

b. believe it or not but a man's sperm when scanned can tell them everything they need to know about a man's purpose, destiny, spiritual gifts and ability, etc so when a man's sperm is collected after he has released it via masturbation (when next you masturbate NEVER forget this; as you're in the act there are demons/witches waiting for you to release so they can collect your sperm and take it underwater; one problem is once your sperm is collected like this and kept in a sperm bank underwater it may be difficult for you to conceive later, but I digress), they can scan it to determine who the man is and gain further information about him; if they don't do this they can use his star in the sky via astrological calculations which would involve using his birthday and the name of his mother in order to gain this information (if I can remember correctly),

c. recouped sperm can be used to product makeup creams, lipstick and other makeup products which when used by women immediately brings them under manipulation and bewitchment by satanic forces,

there's so much I can say about sperm but let me stop here just know that if you masturbate frequently there are at least tens of demons around you and inside you at all times (a former satanist confessed that when a man masturbates he is having sex with 600 demons; and when he releases 300 of the demons leave with his sperm and 300 remain with him),

3. Sweat; now it is the least of the three but it is still useful to demons and I know of at least one way,

When a woman wears a wig that has been cursed by demons/dedicated to them and her sweat touches it in that instant:

a. Her glory/shine/stars/destiny is stolen from her and transported underwater,

b. Her understanding and or intelligence is also stolen,

c. Demons/witches would be able to read her thoughts gaining knowledge of her plans so they can block it mystically

e. They can also turn her wig into a microphone so they can hear what is happening around her no matter where she is as long as she is wearing it,

d. Demons/witches would be able to enter her body, possessing her and using her body to gain access to churches that are surrounded by fire and holy angels; when she has entered the church they would be able to come out of her and then begin to wreak havoc in the church and when the fire gets too hot they'd just return to the wig and hide there again;

this is why you'd often hear of women testifying that when the prayers became intense they'd feel something moving in their wigs or in their hair; it is the demon/witch in the wig trying to hide in it to escape the fire of the Ruach Hakodesh (Holy Spirit),


Now when you masturbate you are WILLINGLY giving your sperm to these demons to do with as they like and afterwards you are in their palm or their pockets as a handkerchief or worse a demon arse-wipe.

I would encourage us all to seek the Power to Live a Holy Life so the enemy would have no legality over us to bewitch us or steal from us.

Grace and Peace be with you all that Love the LORD GOD in Sincerity;

Amen.
Please how do I reach you privately?
Politics › Re: Awana Gaidam, Boko Haram Bomb Maker, Dies After Stepping On IED He Planted by Akalia(m): 5:30pm On Mar 28, 2023
Wealthoptulent:
Tooh ire o.. who ever digs hole not to dig deep.
He must have been Confused with the puzzle below who the trap was for ... grin
D
Business › Re: Buy Tokumbo Engine And Gearbox At Onitsha by Akalia(m): 4:28pm On Mar 28, 2023
Toyota orobo or camry 2.2 engine is how much?
Family › Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Akalia(m): 12:55pm On Mar 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
She’s not a liability. Support isn’t restricted to financial means. Besides, it’s your responsibility, your full and total responsibility. She can only come in when you have exhausted your means. The solution to this is getting married to someone who shares the same values as you. End of story.
You like argument. You win!!
Family › Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Akalia(m): 12:42pm On Mar 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
It’s not a must. Thanks.
Then she's a liability. Thanks.
Family › Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Akalia(m): 12:39pm On Mar 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
It’s not her responsibility. She should support if and when he’s lagging. Period.
Now you are talking. She must support o!
Family › Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Akalia(m): 11:38am On Mar 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
You men complain baselessly. Why not just divorce your wife since you know that there’s nothing special about marriage? All these small boys who weren’t mentally ready for the journey itself but jumped at the idea of it because their mates were doing it.

Why not just proudly carry the burden of performance ‘they’ said you people were created for?
If you are tired, ball out instead of complaining and whining like a cat.
This girl. Your post is senseless. A woman should support her man. Period.
Car Talk › Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by Akalia(m): 2:42pm On Mar 27, 2023
nymphomaniac:
AC chilling like Moscow
The correct phrase rather is "AC mortuary standard".
Politics › Re: Keep Your Dirty Nose Out Of Nigeria’s Affairs, Fani-kayode Attacks British Envoy by Akalia(m): 10:17am On Mar 27, 2023
Bashet:
Nigeria is a sovereign state. Sink that into your skull. Trump for example didn't believe he lost the election to Biden. Did you see any state interfere in the USA political affairs?

I don't even blame them. It's the useless people who keep behaving like slaves while calling on them that made them to be talking to feel relevant. They aren't important in the scheme of things and have no business in the affair of a sovereign state
Keep wallowing in ignorance.
Politics › Re: Keep Your Dirty Nose Out Of Nigeria’s Affairs, Fani-kayode Attacks British Envoy by Akalia(m): 9:50am On Mar 27, 2023
Bashet:
No outsiders has right to dabble into our politics considering they know nothing about our affairs. Nigeria is a sovereign state! High time they sunk into their hypocritical heads! Hypocritical people who can't even take it if they were in the same shoes.

See the way Pier Morgan lambast Harry and Meghan daily because the two said some stuff about their Queen. Let alone, if a clown dare say gibberish about the British heritage. Yet they expect us not to talk while some fools provoke us daily by constantly saying gibberish about Yoruba heritage? Can British tolerate such nonsense? That is, can they tolerate some clowns saying nonsense about their British heritage while living on their British soil and even supporting Ipob terrorism to destroy their land like the Igbos are doing?
Nigeria is not an absolute sovereign Nation, in such no country is not even the almighty USA. This is because Nigeria like most other countries are member states of international regulatory organizations the likes of UN, AU, FIFA e.t.c, so Nigeria must comply with recommendations put forward by any of the international bodies of which she is a member state.

So the British envoy releasing a statement is on the premise of conventional international regulation, it has got nothing to do with the British government trying to act as an overlord to Nigeria. Got it?
Celebrities › Re: Banky W. Celebrates His 42nd Birthday by Akalia(m): 9:23am On Mar 27, 2023
highchief1:
42 looks good on him.but life no quick am at all.same age with emoney and emoney kids don grow.guys if u can start early pls do e get y.
Your perspective is skewed. There is no competition in life, each man on his own pace.
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 10:58pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
U need moral lessons.
shhhhhh!
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 10:23pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
Have respect for your elders kid.
Babe I be your senior, forget say I came down to your level just for fun. I am over 40, got it?
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 10:23pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
Have respect for your elders kid.
Babe is senior, forget say I came down to your level just for fun. I am over 40, got it?
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 10:16pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
.

Don't bother, we are good here.
What are you feeling like? Mtcheew!!!!
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
Little man I said find out.
Hmm, how do I reach you?
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
Find out
You tell me lil' girl?
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 7:11pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
Nenemosha
What does the name even mean?
Romance › Re: Would You Be Comfortable If You Friend Cohabits With Your Wife? by Akalia(m): 5:34pm On Mar 26, 2023
Creamypussy:
Thanks.
Like how old r u, 12? Your name sef.
Family › Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Akalia(m): 5:04pm On Mar 26, 2023
Adexgentle005:
My brother I couldn’t believe I’ve spent 100k in just two months. Money for this, money for that. It’s really crazy out there! Sometimes I think about that too, is it not better to be single and have peace of mind?
If na only 100k you spent in 2 months then your expenditure isn't high.

Bro I blow like over 200k every month as a family man. It's a huge responsibility and I am glad shouldering it by God's grace.


I think what we married men need to is to support our wives to start a business or get a job so that they too can contribute. After all the Bible calls a man's wife a help mate. Abi no be so?
Health › Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by Akalia(m): 3:34pm On Mar 26, 2023
Rokiat:
Proper hygiene is key.

Let her keep it hair free waxed or laser. Laser is even better completely hair free. Best investment ever.

She shouldn’t use soap down there it will only upset the ph balance. But she should definitely keeps the surrounding clean, in between the labia. Let her get dove baby wash just for that but only for in between the labia not the vaginal itself the vaginal only water will do.


Also let her wash with water every time she use the toilet, not toilet roll, actual water to always keep it fresh.

Let her also keeps it moisturised with nice body butter mix with almond oil it smell great. Treat the kitten like you would treat your face, delicate and with proper care.

Twice a day bathing no compromise, like minimum.

Last but not least let her drink chlorophyll, like literally she wouldn’t have one body odour she will smell like water like nothing no joke.

This is my routine and my man wonders how come I don’t smell like at all at all, not even after a gym session.

Women have to take hygiene very seriously, smelling good is even better to me than even looking good.




If none of these works then she may have an infection and she needs to be checked.
see as you dey praise yourself, hmm.
Celebrities › Re: Ludacris Asks Patoranking Which Jollof Is Best Of Nigeria,Ghana Or Senegal? by Akalia(m): 9:31am On Mar 25, 2023
Sehzade:
Ghana the country has nothing to do with Ghana Empire. Just a name they adopted.
Albeit today's Nigeria was created back in 1914 but bear in mind that this same Nigeria is an ntegration of ancient poly-ethnic empires which possibly were older than the ancient mono-ethnic empires like Ghana or Benin Republic.
Politics › Re: Video Of Chude Apologizing To Sir Emeka Offor by Akalia(m): 8:23am On Mar 25, 2023
StolenMandate:
Calniv Rlein?
Counterfeit designer.
Travel › Re: Some Tips About Living In Uk by Akalia(m): 10:16pm On Mar 24, 2023
GIDIBANKZ:
It’s expensive i swear…….i will need about 6 to 7million
That's your best bet I am afraid. I am hoping to explore the study route and then bring my wife and kids over as dependents.
Travel › Re: Some Tips About Living In Uk by Akalia(m): 10:06pm On Mar 24, 2023
GIDIBANKZ:
Abeg o…. If i wor come UK come hustle, which kind UK visa i qo apply for??
In your own case you should explore the study route.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by Akalia(m): 10:13pm On Mar 21, 2023
SisterFire:
... Wat will u gain if all these demons disturb ur useless life.? Those u thought I sent came without my notice. If I decide to torment u hmmmmmmmm I will nail a piece metal in ur dick holes or send u to unknown wilderness already .
My eyes on u!
If you truly are what you claim, can you show me some demonstration tonight?
Investment › Re: I'm In Urgent Need Of A Paypal Account by Akalia(m): 9:56pm On Mar 21, 2023
I have one for sale. Reach me on 08105036010 (whatsapp).
Family › Re: “My Husband Is Gay, I Still Beg Him For Sex – Woman by Akalia(m): 1:40pm On Mar 16, 2023
Princessdainty:
Every man have gay tendencies. A male center of gravity is in his rectum. Get a strap-on and dig his ass up!. Stop complaining
Bloody lie. fucking gay.

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