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Impromptu sex!
Don't plan intimate time, grab yourself at different corners of the house (when the kids are not there), do a lot of pre-intimacy.
say "I LOVE YOU" and mean it. Appreciate it when you enjoy it, scream, shout e.t.c

When you post pictures, tag them with names.....i guess they are not popular enough for us to know their names instantly.
I could only recognize Julius Agwu, Kate Henshaw and D'Banj.

You forgot to post your picture, any chance of being related to OBJ?
That will be a total show-stopper!

LOL....all these Reno Omokri employees. We know they buy you IPads and pay you to propagate all these stupid propaganda, you even have a coordinator in Bayelsa.
Una dey shoot una self for leg, you guys are dumb and not properly trained. GEJ actually did the opposite of most of these things highlighted.
GEJ's a$$ is on fire now, he may not survive the first quarter of the year.
Impeeeeeachment!!!

Who are they?
That simply tells you they ain't celebrities!

Ajpharm: I just hope this turns out good in the interest of Nigerians because our politicians have a way a screwing things up. But I still have the belief that Nigeria Go Still Better. We are still going to reclaim our title as the Giant Of Africa back.

Na yam, how about struggle not to be the chicken of Africa?

Someone is shitting in his pants...lol.
I predict GEJ will be impeached before he sets up some nonsensical Confab.
What happens to the deliberations of the one OBJ arranged.
Your days are numbered, 'the one without shoe'.

That Nigerian blood in her no go let them risk am!

Chei!!! militancy pay o!

Whoever prescribed this democracy for Nigeria clearly made an error in judgment. We are not ripe for it....so these Governors are emperors!
I thought the Rep. Member is representing the people, how can there be adequate separation of power when the legislative arm is boy boy to the executive?

Arsenal in dire need of a prolific attacker would have been ideal...but it's his career. He didn't tell me how to plan mine.
I wish him all the best. I hope he get the chance to play in CHAN.

...militant area boy minister...you no even wait small before you begin your witch hunting.

Keep fighting while they steal your money and make fun of you at their parties.....mumu Nigerians!

I have told you guys that you don't have any genuine choice in Nigeria. PDP, APGA, ANC,...BBC, CNN...whatever...they are all jaguda in politics for their pocket. Imagine....Sarakis!

[quote author=Itoroetti ]Ok
U can imagine a man who calls himself a saint,an activist,human right fighter,an incorruptible man.
First,he denied dating that actress and denied been responsible for her pregnancy,later he accepted despite the fact that he had a wife at home.despite all his atrocities,the wife understood his weak point and stood by him,now this foool want us to believe he married the wrong person.
Sorry madam,u fell in love in with a mentally unstable man.
Take hrt[/quote]He didn't call himself a saint, he's an activist, he was one of the thieves but now on the other side of the fence. Are activists Godly people, not necessarily. Same goes for your Pastors and Imams, they are fallible because they are human. Not saying what Dino wrote is right or his alleged actions are right, but there should be a distinction between what he is advocating and his personal life. Don't be all judgmental...your own dey your body!

Hmmmn! so, it is treason to demand from the house of representatives to do their job?
Abati, Okupe and other Jonathanians dey smoke igbo!

ceo4eva: It's high time OBJ shut his mouth. He's only trying to exacerbate and heighten the political tension in the land. He was never a Saint during his own regime. Corruption still flourished under OBJ the same way it's being celebrated now. Let both men desist from committing more crimes against Morals and Decency.

Really i guess we should just ignore all the allegations.
"Smart" Nigerian!

Abati...you've got a bigger letter to reply to....OBJ don write long epistle to your mini-god and we don see am...we await your reply.
Let the rofo rofo fight start.
Doyin Okupe, oya una work don start!

African military men, see their belle inside uniform....and what happened to the younger officers that these old men are the ones carrying the casket. Our brains seem to be as black as our skin.

He no get credibility, so dem no want any dent on the image of the great Madiba.

This man Jonathan and his handlers don kolo finally!

Blah blah blah!!!
Most of una go marry 80 yrs old for money.

Encourage? abi na him be the corruption-in-chief and you Timbuwal and others dey follow suite.
Sharaaaaap!

Yes, go ahead. But make sure you buy a return ticket to the US, you may need it in no time! also ensure your properties are kept in the storage (don't give it out or donate it yet), you may need them back.
1 + 1 is not 2 in Nigeria, it's a broken system. You may start regretting your decision right from the airport. People are out there that are ready to take advantage of you (family members inclusive).
A friend's sister in-law went to Naija for NYSC (i no know wetin she need am for), she got kidnapped 2 weeks ago.
Need i say more?

By Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed
“It is better to help a friend pay his fine,than tell a lie to help him cover a crime.” – Nigerian proverb.

It was literally a life-long ambition, and I used every opportunity to meet the old man in person. I was finally in a position to press buttons and call old friends to render favours, and in early 2007 I succeeded. I was told I could see Mandela for only 30 minutes at his home, but I needed to get there one hour earlier. Colleagues I had leaned on were skeptical that I would see him despite the appointment, particularly since I will not say it was official. An old South African friend and course mate from South Africa who helped, suggested I asked questions or matters I wanted to discuss with him and send them in advance. I did not think that was the type of meeting I wanted, so I did not.

Mandela was surprised when he was told I worked at the Nigerian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but had spent 6 months trying to see him to pay my personal respects. Why did you not go through your colleagues here? I told him the visit was not official. I just wanted to meet him. He relaxed and apologized that it had taken that long for me to see him. Others left us, except a lady who sat discreetly away from us. I thought she was a medical person.

How are my Nigerian brothers and sisters? He asked me. He will not let me take the initiative. ‘You know I am not very happy with Nigeria. I have made that very clear on many occasions’. Now I was curious. I knew of course that he led our suspension from the Commonwealth after the hanging of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa and his Ogoni compatriots. It was also no secret that South African governments including one he headed had considerably cooled off towards Nigeria, and by the time I was meeting him, Nigeria was a dirty word in most cities in South Africa. I mentioned that Nigerian people had very strong and positive dispositions towards South Africa and the Southern African region, and many were puzzled that people who marched all the way with South Africans can be despised by the governments and people of South Africa. Yes, he responded. Nigeria stood by us more than any nation, but you let yourselves down and Africa and the black race very badly.

I knew I was going to get a lecture, so I sat back. He spoke with passion and anger at a nation which has one-quarter of the black race, and had everything needed to be great, but is known principally for its dictators and its criminals. Your country, he said, used to be respected. After your suspension from the Commonwealth, many western countries approached me to help in isolating Nigeria so that it will be easier to bring down your military dictators. I consulted many African leaders, and all were unanimous in their advice. They told me to stay clear of Nigeria. That you will fix your problems. You have done it before. ‘But’, he shook his head, ‘you have not.Not this time’. The world will not respect Africa until Nigeria earns that respect. The black people of the world need Nigeria to be great as a source of pride and confidence. Nigerians love freedom and hate oppression.Why do you do it to yourselves? He remembered Tafawa Balewa, the first leader who gave his party, ANC, financial contribution.

I saw an opening here. I suggested that all Africans are bitter at their leaders. With due respect, I said, his presidency had not changed lives of black South Africans much, and his successors are not likely to do so. Yes, he agreed,’ but we raised hopes that others can do so. ‘He was back to Nigeria. ‘Your leaders have no respect for their people. They believe that their personal interests are the interests of the people. They take people’s resources and turn it into personal wealth. There is a level of poverty in Nigeria that should be unacceptable. I cannot understand why Nigerians are not more angry than they are’, he continued.

Since it was obvious that he was intent on pouring his heart out, I decided to let him speak. ‘What do young Nigerians think about your leaders and their country and Africa? Do you teach them history? Do you have lessons on how your past leaders stood by us and gave us large amounts of money? You know I hear from Angolans and Mozambicans and Zimbabweans how your people opened their hearts and their homes to them. I was in prison then, but we know how your leaders punished western companies who supported Apartheid’. I reminded him that we had elected governments since 1999, and he knew some of our leaders in person. Yes, he did. ‘But what about the corruption and the crimes?’ he asked? ‘Your elections are like wars’. Now we hear that you cannot be president in Nigeria unless you are Muslim or Christian. Some people tell me your country may break up. Please don’t let it happen’.

He sat back. I obviously got a lot more than I bargained for. Then he mellowed down, and apologized. He had not even asked me what I wanted to see him for, and he was tearing at my country. It was fine, I assured him. I merely wanted to meet him and pay my respects. He then asked me a lot of personal questions, and in particular what I was doing personally to improve the capacity of the Nigerian people to build the nation to be a source of pride and comfort for Nigerians, Africa and the black race. But he was in a lecturing mood.

‘Let me tell you what I think you need to do’ he said. ‘You should encourage leaders to emerge who will not confuse public office with sources of making personal wealth. Corrupt people do not make good leaders. Then you have to spend a lot of your resources for education. Educate children of the poor, so that they can get out of poverty. Poverty does not breed confidence. Only confident people can bring changes. Poor, uneducated people can also bring change, but it will be hijacked by the educated and the wealthy’.

‘Like South Africa today, sir’, I quipped. He paused. ‘It will be difficult for the world to understand that it will take generations to eliminate the structural roots and effects of Apartheid.’ ‘But’, I drove the point home, ‘You created the impression that the political compromises and concessions you made would lead to a dramatic change in the fortunes of black people’. ‘Drammatic?’ he asked. ‘In many ways we achieved dramatic results’.’ Like in sports’, I pressed further. ‘Sports is important to South Africans. It gave them confidence to believe things are possible. And it united them”. ‘But sir, it created a false sense of progress, and people here think it is all a gimmick by white people to create a diversion’.’ It is not a diversion, he countered. It is real. South Africans will have to come to terms with the reality that their country is a multi-racial, multi-cultural nation with rich and poor. Any efforts to reduce the gulf between the races and classes is useful, he insisted.

Then he was back to Nigeria. People had said to him that South Africa could become an alternative beacon of hope and inspiration for the black race and Africa. He told them it was always going to be Nigeria. Nigeria, Egypt and South Africa can provide a tripod for real change but young Africans need to capture that vision. ‘So’, he said to me, ‘If this audience has been useful, I am glad. But it will be more useful to me if you go back to Nigeria and work to give young Nigerians good education. Teach them the value of hard work and sacrifice, and discourage them from crimes which are destroying your image as a good people.’

I have re-lived that rare opportunity many times since that visit. The 30-minute audience lasted for one hour, and I was escorted out by a man I saw close up as human as anyone. I had rarely come across such candour about my country, but it was clearly the product of genuine concern that one of Africa’s greatest assets was being frittered away.

As he shook my hand to say goodbye, he apologized again over his comments, but assured me that he would love to see Nigeria grow and develop into a world economic power under a democratic system. If there is any comfort to draw from Mandela’s disappointment, it will be that he may not have observed our free-fall as a nation in the last five years.

By Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed
http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/mandela-was-angry-with-nigeria-by-dr-hakeem-baba-ahmed/

Great!!! i didn't know we have a Mandela in our mist.
Lock him up for 27 years.

Afenifere is not impressed in any way with the hypocritical tears of the bad and ugly of Nigeria’s politics over the transition of the noblest African statesman of all seasons,Dr Nelson Mandela who passed on to immortality on Thursday at the age of 95.

Like the proverbial array of knives that surface the day the elephant falls,all manners of crooked politicians in Nigeria have churned out effusive praises and eulogies mostly crafted from hired pens on the life and times of the irrepressible spirit and worthy example to humanity who now resides among the ancestors.

Without knowing it these fellows have turned the “celebration” of Mandela to an open trial and self-conviction as all they throw up about the great Madiba are what they lack and the very reason why Nigeria lies prostrate at the intensive care unit of failed countries of the world .
We have seen how those who attempted to manipulate the constitution of the country to perpetuate their stay in office and those who annulled the freest and fairest election in the history of the country are celebrating Mandela as the great democratic spirit who refused to seek a second term in office which he was constitutionally entitled to do.

Those who require extra lives to serve jail terms for their economic crimes against the people if justice flows in Nigeria now laud Mandela for spending 27 years of his life in gaol for the only “crime” of seeking freedom for his people.

We are being reminded of the many sacrifices Mandela made to give humanity to the oppressed blacks of South Africa by power merchants whose preoccupation is making life miserable for their own people and selling them cheap to all manners of interests worse than apartheid .

We are being aroused to celebrate the man who set post-apartheid South Africa on a democratic lane by vote thieves and anti-democratic forces who have turned the electoral process to a “do-or-die” affair.

There is no gainsaying the fact that the Nigerian political class(crass!) are fouling Mandela funerals with their odiferous emissions as the world reflect on the passage of this great son of Africa.

Rather than intruding into the assembly of bonafide mourners ,our politicians should bury their heads in shame for lacking the character and conviction of Mandela to serve the people with selflessness ,their lack of integrity and moral force to effect change and their hedonist pursuits at the expense of the greatest good of the greatest majority which was the hallmark of Mandela’s public life .

They should close their eyes and imagine their own funerals and imagine how many genuine mourners would show up who were no contractors or political hangers-on.
Adieu the great Madiba ,may your tribe increase forever !

Yinka Odumakin,
National Publicity Secretary,
Afenifere.

source: http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/press-release-emulate-mandela-stop-the-crocodile-tears-afenifere-tells-political-class/

Why? he wan disvirgin dem?

Samoranopapa: Pls where can I download dis film cos have been finding it

At the movie theater......awufe!

Not worth my time reading these gibberish.....but i scanned through to see if the interviewer asked where he got the money to establish a University. I couldn't find that question. Militancy must really be rewarding....

Chei, naija people are so unfortunate o.
Religious slavery, then political slavery come top am!
I wonder what stops you from praying to your God in the confines of your house.
Check it out! it is this same unfaithfulness that enslaved you to these so called men of God. You believe they can make your prayer be answered faster. How about obeying God and keeping His commandments to establish relationship with Him. If you do that, you should be confident that your prayers will be answered.

What's the story? Nairaduns!