₦airaland Forum

Na follow follow kill us for Naija. I have seen nasty tattoos from Naija babes (well in movies), it looks dirty straight up!

talktimi: neither Lai Mohammed nor the ACN, PDP or any other organisation apart from the FRSC have the right to bar anyone/Nigerian from utilizing any road in Nigeria with his/her vehicle, the issue about traffic congestion shouldn't be a reason for one to insult and disrespect the office and personality of the president no matter how you guys hate him, there's the traffic police (yellow fever), FRSC and LASTMA to regulate movernment along the president's selected route.

Just STFU!, did you read Lai's statement...did he suggest that GEJ should not use any road? How is the president disrespected? BTW,what honor does he have left? he is corrupt, clueless and a habitual liar. Please go develop your mind and see beyond ethnic sentiment or any personal gain from this aberrant government.

This Doyin Okupe is senseless! no need to spute gibberish just to justify the senseless position you hold. What a wreck.

Most of you inherited the religion you practise from your parents, how much of it do you understand? I am a staunch believer in the Almighty God...but all religions have been adulterated. There are several versions of the bible in christianity. Even though the holy quran is still in its pristine state, there are several version of hadiths and fatwas by so called sheiks.

2015 is a dream! we can't hold it together until then. I predict this gov't would be toppled....not necessarily by military coup.

I trust my GEj, he never disappoints...his best skill so far...SETTING UP COMMITTEE!

GEJ: The perpetrators will be brought to justice. We will wipe them out in 6 months...bla bla bla!..olodo rapata!

Rhetorics, barefaced lies! a friend just returned from Nigeria on Sunday, he thought you'll feel Nigeria's issues right from the MM airport, broken air-conditioners, darkness in areas beyond the perimeters of the airport. That was exactly what i felt and saw when i visited 2 years ago. How much does it cost to make a freaking airport work. Keep defending the indefensible!

Can you now relate to Fashola's assertion that illiterates in Government is largely the bane of good governance in NIGERIA.

Stupid gov't, idiotic spokesperson. Buhari won a defamation suit against the GEJ government recently. I predict another suit in earnest. GEJ just gets stupidier by day, all these dumb diversionary tactics doesn't work...accusing someone without evidence. If you are sure, why not just arrest him?

Kayusfity: HOW MUCH WIZKID GET WEY HE DEY GIVE 3 PEOPLE 500K EACH? I PITY THESE YEYE CELEBS. WHEN SUFFER CON START NOW THEM GO DEY BEG NIGERIANS TO CONTRIBUTE ONTO SAY HUNGER WAN KILL THEM. INSTEAD MAKE HE INVEST HE DEY WASTE MONEY. FOOLI.SH BOY

Are you making any sense

It is a problem of "undeveloped minds". There are lots of "educated illiterates". We are only concerned with titles in Nigeria...B.Sc, M.Sc, Phd e.t.c...There is a big difference between studying to pass (or settling to pass) and learning. There is also these problem of our schools' archaic curricula, the lecturers themselves still use notes they wrote while they were students to teach their students.

You guys should look at your picture from few years ago and discern if you get older or not. Sick of this she is old comments! Everyone ages, including celebrities adorning pancakes to look younger.

Numbers of state shouldn't be more than 15, LG councils should be autonomous. There should be no allocation given to Governors or any constituency project fund to members of congress. Federal Government should implement projects at states directly. The only problem is that the Fed. gov't's profligacy is next to none. But with a virile anti-corruption law and ever-watchful congress (if they don't get free money), we'll benefit the dividend of democracy.

What is your "F"...ing business with his burial. Is there any constitution people follow here, the other time Akpabio sponsored wedding reception and gave out jeep to TuFace...do they have to run the state account like their personal estate? crazy country!

Best times for making Dua

Middle of the night:
The Messenger (Peace and Blessing be upon him) said: "The Gates of Heaven are open at midnight, and a caller calls, 'Is there a supplicant that his supplication may be granted? Is there a petitioner that his petition maybe granted? Is there a distressed person so that his distress may be removed?' At that time, no Muslim makes a Dua but that it is answered, except for an adulteress who trades with her body, or a person who gathers his money unlawfully." [Sahih al-Jami' 2968]

At the time of Azan and between it and the Iqamah:
The Messenger (Peace and Blessings Be upon Him) said: "A Dua between Azan and the Iqamat is not refused, so make du'a at that time." [Ibn Khuzaymah, Ibn Hibban]
The Messenger (Peace and Blessing Be upon Him) said: "Two kinds of du'a are not rejected - or rarely are they rejected - du'a at the time of the call for prayer, and du'a at the time of fighting when the warriors are engaged with each other." [Abu Dawud]

On Friday after 'Asr:
The Messenger (Peace and Blessings Be upon Him) said: "Friday has twelve periods. Among them is a period when no Muslim asks Allah for anything but He grants it to him. Search for that period late after 'Asr." [Sahihal-Jami' 8402]

When it is raining:
The Messenger (Peace and Blessings Be upon Him) said: "Two kinds of du'a are not rejected: du'a at the time of the call for prayer, and du'a during rain." [Abu Dawud]

Being a parent, while fasting and while travelling:
The Messenger (sallallaahu 'alaihi wa sallam) said: "Three types of du'a are undoubtedly granted: a parent's du'a for his children, du'a of a fasting person, and du'a of the traveller." [Abu Dawud]

While Making Sujood:
The Prophet (Peace and Blessings Be upon Him) said: "The servant is closest to his Lord while in sujud, so ask Allah in that time."

Laylatul-Qadr:
Aisha asked the Prophet (Peace and Blessings Be upon Him) What should I say on Laylatil-qadr? And he replied, "Allahuma inaka afuuin tuhibul afua Fahafu Anni"
O Allah, indeed you are a Pardoner,and you love pardon; so pardon me

keep me in your prayers

Are female corpers ladies? Does being a corper remove their V-j-j? So what's the confusion here?

Dem no born Zach well make he try am, let him go and ask NETFLIX what happened when they made such a greedy move, they still haven't recovered despite reversing the stance. It's share Nigerian/Nairaland rumor sha!

If anyone of them acquire whatsapp...it's bye bye to free whatsapp, you'll have to pay to use it in a short time. May the deal never come to fruition...amen. This Zach boy don begin get long throat!

My b'day prayer is for God to reward him according to his deeds, simple.

If Abacha wakes up and run for presidency against GEJ, I'll vote for him. It's a matter of picking the better scumbag! GEJ is the worst thing that happened to Nigeria since the civil war.

Na medical supplies fraud be Easterners area of specialty! i remember when they were rounded up here in Texas. East, West, South, North, it is all shameful...as opportunities abounds here, na fraud them decide to go into...let them rot in jail! i trust US, they will be punished to the full extent of the law.

If Keshi is not taking it personal, Osaze Odemwinghi deserves to be in the line up. I have bought the Nigeria/Mexico friendly ticket, i hope i won't be the laughing stock amongst my latino friends at the office after the match. Keshi and Co. need to curb their ego and get us the best players for the national team. The Kenyan match was a disaster!

Go back and enthrone politicians that will develop your region. Personally, i think the Igbos are the most enterprising people in Nigeria....if given the opportunity, Nigeria's GDP index will spike. It makes a lot of sense to flee wherever you are not safe, besides, this may be an advantage for them on the long run....but love of money will not let them reason rationally. And yes, i'm a yoruba man that sees beyond ethnic line!

Problem of Nigeria is "undeveloped minds" that now gave birth to corruption, religious bigotry, tribalism e.t.c
I am surprised people like Anyaoku are making nonsensical statements like this...haven't we learned anything? how has GEJ's presidency benefitted the Niger Deltans or how has OBJ, IBB e.t.c benefited their kinsmen?
Let leaders be elected based on competency,...if that person happens to be an igbo man, so be it

Give me a break with all your emotional comments...He's incompetent, he needs to be trained, shikena!
We condone mediocrity at all levels and yet expect any improvement in government. Need i be surprised when even the Oga patapata at the top (GEJ) with his PHd degree was goofing and lying on CNN when interviewed by Christiana Amanpour recently.

Just like the last one, right? King Pharaoh!

Akshow: if i say wetin de my mind una go ban me so make i jus shoooorroup!

lol

With these kind of comments, i am convinced that for some people, it's not only their skin that is black, their brain is equally black too....wasted generation!

dominique: I first learnt about the condition in an episode of nip/tuck. If it happened if Africa it haened, its the wicked people in your village that are responsible, wonders shall never end

What's up with nip/tuck these days, i saw the first 4 or 5 seasons, is it still on? i should check NETFLIX to catch up.
As regards our African brain blackness, i'm happy people are getting exposed with access to internet. A lot of Nigerians are playing victims to jazz, but in reality they aren't just doing enough to better their life or events in their life are simply natural. The pastors, Imams, Jazzmen no help matters too. You suck at your work with terrible attitude, you don't get any promotion or you get fired....they'll tell you it's the work of your enemies!

I won't waste my time typing any comment on any gibberish from Fayose or any other PDP scumbag!....sh@#t, i just did!

Emmy Boy: @helpee, by using a template on deed of assignment to prepare yours without engaging a lawyer, you have just committed FORGERY. Every deed should be FRANKED by the lawyer who prepared it,stating full names,address,phone number and signature so how did you get around that? My guess is that you used the details of the lawyer on the precedent you used! You may get away with this,but if any smart alec tries that with me and I get wind of it,the sorry fellow would end up in jail period! I have nothing personal against you, but services of professionals must be engaged and paid for always,no cutting of corners!

Na by force to patronize lawyer?...as much as i condemn forgery (if this is the case) individuals should be able to draft documents by themselves using a template and get it notarized to make it legal.
Good threads like this should encouraged especially when it'll help people save money. Although we may not be able to compare Naija to US directly, but you can get a lot of things done by yourself if you do a little bit of research....cost of services here is crazy.