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Islam › Re: Islam And Obesity by alasane: 10:24am On Mar 05, 2021
IamFINESSE:
Religion of piss


Breeding Terrorists everywhere
when you don mind your business
Ours is NOT on fake miracles or money making ventures springing up in names of churches ... check out news trending on Apostles that prayed for covid 19 to remain to further booster his investments
Politics › Re: Water Scarcity In Enugu: Long Queues Sighted In Most Parts Of The State (Photos) by alasane: 9:47am On Mar 05, 2021
And Igbo people are busy shouting IPOB and Nnamdi Kanu (the fugitive) the "no lefeledom no erekshon."
Crime › Re: Ekwegbalu James: Nigerian Sentenced To Death In Vietnam For Drug Trafficking by alasane: 5:09pm On Mar 04, 2021
wink2015:
IT IS OBSESSION FOR MONEY.

THEY CAN DO ANY ODD THING JUST TO TRY THEIR LUCK.

But they fail to realise that luck can go wrong and the consequences will be very deadly.

Such a middle aged man just fell in the wrong side of the law and he is about to be get wasted.

There are many of his kinds in the Philippine, Indonesia and Thailand Jail.

Some even in Laos, Cambodia and Myammar.

INDIA is notorious for the drug business.

Indian people now know that every Nigeria guys that enter india could be going for drugs.

NIGERIA NAME FOR INDIA DON CAST !

Crime › Re: Ekwegbalu James: Nigerian Sentenced To Death In Vietnam For Drug Trafficking by alasane: 3:58pm On Mar 04, 2021
Igbos and obsession for drugs........8 in every 10
Romance › Re: Lady Who Trekked From Ikeja To Mile 12 Receives N175k As Consolation (Pix) by alasane: 3:55pm On Mar 04, 2021
Lori iro
Romance › Re: 8 Years Of Relationship And Not Even A Proposal From My Boyfriend by alasane: 6:07pm On Mar 03, 2021
I remember my first heartbreak I woke my sister 5 months old baby and explained everything to him he cried too
Politics › Re: Blockade: Meat Scarcity, High Food Prices Persist In Lagos, Ibadan, Others by alasane: 3:21pm On Mar 03, 2021
dem say NORTH na parasite......just the beginning "neva chi chumtin"
Politics › Re: We Would Rather Lose Goods — Northern Traders Adamant As Boycott Hurts Both Side by alasane: 11:24am On Mar 03, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
Hahahahah
Even burutai is afraid of his shadow more reason he ran to collect ambassadorial job
I laugh in calabar khik,khik,khik,sere ......


*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*
*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k*
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
Politics › Re: We Would Rather Lose Goods — Northern Traders Adamant As Boycott Hurts Both Side by alasane: 10:27am On Mar 03, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
Hahahahhahaha
E pain you
IF IGBO SAY THEY WILL SUPPORT YOU WITH ONE MILLION PEOPLE IN A WAR. WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL FLEE TO IVORY COAST LIKE OJUKWU AND KANU
GENERAL BURATAI (2019)
Politics › Re: We Would Rather Lose Goods — Northern Traders Adamant As Boycott Hurts Both Side by alasane: 9:49am On Mar 03, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
We rather loose northern Nigeria
The poverty capital of Nigeria
Bandit
Terrorist
Herdsmen
Boko haram
Ansa ru
Iswap
These are their contributions

Miyetti Allah are the one controlling hausa traders now
ACF is now relegated as indigenous hausa people
They are now struggling for relevance
Bia.fraud the only online country in the world who still use our Naira and Kobo as their currency.
Phones › Re: How Much Are Sim Cards Sold In Your Area? by alasane: 9:41am On Mar 03, 2021
IamBroke:
So I went to get a sim card and they said it's 4k
4k for only sim card
Like will they be giving me free data?
Honestly this country is so fu*ked up
That how you used your unholy mouth to abuse your country......go outside country and convert the exchange rate they buy SIM & call me back ..Meanwhile

*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 10:39am On Mar 02, 2021
Thelife:
olofo, I guess you and your fellow head slammer that didn't disputed the so called revelation won't pass away. werey.

I can feel your pain
I really sympathizes with you... read the story of Khidr and Prophet Musa and you will know the authenticity of the revelation.

.Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, more commonly called Rev King, who was convicted for murder to the Supreme Court and given a death sentence, has been gifted with 17 newspaper advert pages in ThisDay, by his church members and others who celebrated him like a god. Is it what you called faith or Apostle Johnson Suleman boasts about buying private jet, prays for COVID-19 to continue and his followers clapping for him? you need to scan your brain
Romance › Re: It's Not Easy Picking One Woman To Settle With. by alasane: 10:11am On Mar 02, 2021
I remember my first heartbreak I woke my sister 5 months old baby and explained everything to him he cried too
Celebrities › Re: The Interior Of Don Jazzy's New House In Lekki (Video, Photos) by alasane: 7:41pm On Feb 27, 2021
The man is confused already, the house look like PRISON.....
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 9:32am On Feb 27, 2021
Thelife:
olofo, I guess you and your fellow head slammer that didn't disputed the so called revelation won't pass away. werey.

I can feel your pain
You will NOT stay in this life forever.the angel of DEATH will visit you and you be reminded of how you used to mock the Apostles of Allah
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 7:59am On Feb 27, 2021
Thelife:
olofo, I guess you and your fellow head slammer that didn't disputed the so called revelation won't pass away. werey.

I can feel your pain
Time will come when your limbs,mouth and eyes you used to blackmail and taunts Islam will be no more useful.
You will be left with your deeds in your grave
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 7:31am On Feb 27, 2021
Thelife:
olofo, I guess you and your fellow head slammer that didn't disputed the so called revelation won't pass away. werey.

I can feel your pain
Our deen(faith) is NOT base on individual interpretation of the doctrine to pleases the whims and caprices of the paymaster that finance each ministry.
That is why gay ,lesbians,abortions,gambling,alcoholic,drugs,private jet and hosts of mansions and auditoriums are common features..
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 7:49pm On Feb 26, 2021
Thelife:
olofo, I guess you and your fellow head slammer that didn't disputed the so called revelation won't pass away. werey.

I can feel your pain
Feel my pain, ?I really sympathize with you. Our deen are NOT the type that promote,gay ,lesbianism, alcoholics, gambling,cheating,drugs,yahoo,prostitution and many more. Islam has a unify front in confronting this vices unlike you that interpret the doctrines according to the whims and caprices of your sponsors....

Did it ever occurs to you that since inception ,the EFCC is headed by Muslim appointed by Moslem and nor moslem alike? Our deen and upbringing preached righteousness , steadfast,trustworthy and NOT personal aggrandizement.

Ministry of private jet and sex scandals on the prowl
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 3:27pm On Feb 26, 2021
Thelife:
Smile, another werey, you mean the knowledge of your gigolo fake prophet riding donkey to heaven. Or the knowledge that your gigolo fake prophet told you not to reason with your brain but only what he told you, you mean the knowledge that your gigolo fake prophet clone all the real prophet and then claim to be sent by his family idol(quranic allllllah) or the knowledge that you make a law that anyone that question the authenticity of your prophet will be put to dead grin grin


Yes it not a miracle because even your Mumuhammad family idol (quranic allah) can't perform a single miracle grin grin


It not a money making venture it a terrorist making venture where people are brainwashed into believing in dieing for a foolish idol that called itself god cheesy grin

Did you check how your allaah house (mecca was close down for more than 8 months by corona even when the idioooot claim that he will protect it and he won't allow disease and pandemic to enter. I guess the foolish entity forget to lock the gate when corona was about to enter mecca. Or you havent read where he promise that he will protect his so called cage( sorry house) smiley smiley

Well as for those fake apostles, The Bible have warn me against them, it said they will come. So you see that it a prophecy been fullfilled. But I'm so surprise that your useless mumuhamed family idol( qurannnic alllllah) can't protect his cage(mecccca) against corona as he promised.
Million of people like you that disputed the revelation have passed away and you will NOT be an exception. You even forgot to also mention that at the end time Makkah will be destroyed as prophesied by the NOBLE Prophet. you are really hallucinating or suffering from brain damage. Watch "TUDOR" are telling me which is brutal ..
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 2:07pm On Feb 26, 2021
Thelife:
So funny how you dummy are so quick to go back to history to justify your foolishness in this century, you think we forget how your sunni and shite brothers om islam have been killing each other right from the day of your gigolo fake prophet mumuhammad. werey
Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, more commonly called Rev King, who was convicted for murder to the Supreme Court and given a death sentence, has been gifted with 17 newspaper advert pages in ThisDay, by his church members and others who celebrated him like a god. This is what you called religion, retarded brain?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 2:04pm On Feb 26, 2021
Thelife:
So funny how you dummy are so quick to go back to history to justify your foolishness in this century, you think we forget how your sunni and shite brothers om islam have been killing each other right from the day of your gigolo fake prophet mumuhammad. werey
You see, this is what crazy people do, they try to pull you into their delusion. ISLAM Remain the only faith based on knowledge that cannot be disputed by any living being. Ours is NOT on fake miracles or money making ventures springing up in names of churches ... check out news trending on Apostles that prayed for covid 19 to remain to further booster his investments
Politics › Re: FG: Nothing Wrong In Dialoguing With Bandits by alasane: 1:52pm On Feb 26, 2021
Dybala11:
Omo, this country tire person o. It seems as if we truly deserve nothing less than we've been getting sef, we've all been clamouring for a change but don't truly want to change our ways.
God bless you, we are the problem ourselves
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by alasane: 11:00am On Feb 26, 2021
LoudLord:
Muslims and their killing.


NL sucks ajeh ,so if I no be Muslim I no fit comment on Muslim section that's sucks you know.if una religion dey holy like that then why una killing too much?

Muslims folks fit comment anyhow on Christians section that's rubbish

Totally Rubbish
mtcheew



Na only them go dey kill still dey talk AHLAHUAKUBAR up and down



NL should fix up
You are naïve ,Christians have been killing each other since 19kokoro ,read European history. You will see that Muslims copied from Christianity the act of dying for God ,condemning innocent people for witchcraft, burning heretics and committing genocide on massive scale
Politics › Re: FG: Nothing Wrong In Dialoguing With Bandits by alasane: 8:50am On Feb 26, 2021
Dybala11:
This is true, but then having a government that is failing in their responsibilities has made things worse too. It's now the job of the citizens to keep themselves safe from all the elements of insecurity.
Government is a product of the society, if the society is bad the Government will not be an angel.. just look the the scenario of Apostle Johnson Suleman boasts about buying private jet, prays for COVID-19 to continue and his followers clapping for him......so can government be held responsible in that instance?
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Apologizes For Calling Out Follower Who Tattooed Her Name by alasane: 1:59pm On Feb 25, 2021
LMS1:
Dear Nkechi,
Your Apology Is Accepted But That Apology Is Not Enough.
She Hustled For Your Money,
So Give Her The Money She Hustled For Not Apology.
Stingy Clout Chasers grin
My network is too slow so i am not able to see the image clearly but from the comments, i can assure you that the wife was at fault to slap the landlady's husband. The only thing we are wishing the couple is a fabulous life after the pastor has said the court was right to give the footballer the goat that was stolen from the bakery studio
Politics › Re: I Won’t Apologise For Opposing Fulani Profiling - Bala Mohammed by alasane: 11:00am On Feb 25, 2021
then kwantiniyu
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Begging The Army To Release Ipob Women (screenshot) by alasane:
[quote author=Notasyouthink post=99376738]What is the meaning of this picture?? I need you to throw more light on what this picture portrays. [/q


You need pix to buttress your point
TV/Movies › Re: Directors Making Me Climb Through Windows – Mercy Aigbe (Photo) by alasane: 3:12pm On Feb 24, 2021
Blessed5553:
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When I saw this post, I remembered a wisdom that my grandfather said to me at my uncle's wedding while we were sitting near each other next to the music band.

The volume was loud and i did not hear the wisdom ��
Politics › Re: FG: Nothing Wrong In Dialoguing With Bandits by alasane: 2:53pm On Feb 24, 2021
Dybala11:
Oh, I've gotten your line of reasoning now. Those so called developed countries have been accused of funding terrorist organizations to destabilize other nations especially developing ones.

But I believed that they won't fold their hands and watch their citizens getting killed on their soil en masse by terrorists like what's going on in Nigeria.

You also talked about the US paying Al qaeda in one of your comments too, it might be true though. But don't forget that either they paid Al qaeda or not, the US didn't let their opportunity to kill Osama bin Laden go. This was a man that commandeered terrorist strike against the US as far back as 09/11/2001, he was still hunted down and gunned to death even after almost 10 the tragedy happened, showing you how important the US viewed the security of their citizens and that they never forgets.
The reverse is the case here in Nigeria, even when citizens get killed en masse, the massacre will be forgotten the next day, and what is even more worrying is government's "I don't care attitude" towards such incidents. Killings by various armed groups have become a norm in our country. Who curse like this o.
Even the Nigeria populace are NOT helping matter. We are not patriotic enuf..Everybody is a tribal warlords or clergyman that interpret religious doctrines for their personal aggrandizement ..
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Sheikh Gumi Over Herdsmen Killings by alasane: 5:10pm On Feb 23, 2021
Lonewolf98:
Hello nairalanders please I need your help, the deadline for my school fees payment is tomorrow.. I’m not begging for free money all I want you to is to patronize me . I will be designing beautiful flyers for just 2,000. I only need 15 people and my school fees will Ben paid.. please patronize me
I remember my first heartbreak I woke my sister 5 months old baby and explained everything to him he cried too
Politics › Re: FG: Nothing Wrong In Dialoguing With Bandits by alasane: 4:58pm On Feb 23, 2021
Dybala11:
There's no change in any nomenclature sir, what do you think the US will do if bandits are killing Americans on the US soil like they're doing in Nigeria?

Do you believe/think that the US government and their military will negotiate with those terrorists?

Do you think that either of the Russian or Chinese government too will negotiate with terrorists killing their citizens on their soil like the Nigerian government is doing too?
I really understand what you are saying but remember all this countries you mentioned have undergrounds channels to negotiate with those terrorists.. But they will come out openly to said different things. More so this issue of banditry and small arms proliferations were as result of this western world polices to sell weapon and used other countries for experiment. They invaded Libya, Iraq & host of countries becomes lawlessness and those idiots become emboldened
Politics › Re: Don’t Push Us To War, FCT Natives Warn FG, Army Over Land Tussle by alasane: 4:13pm On Feb 23, 2021
keeper303:
Unfortunately, this was supposed to be the case but it is not absolutely correct. The initial plan was to pay the natives compensation and move all of them out of the FCT. That is why we have, among others, local government councils and towns such as New Karu and New Nyanya in Nasarawa State. There are also similar towns in Kaduna State. But like everything in Nigeria, corruption and politics derailed the plans. Some people were paid and allocated land in these new places but when they observed that their former abodes were not demolished, some returned to their former places and sold off the plots in the new locations. Some others were not paid and they stayed put. Some where paid peanuts and also stayed back.

The idea was to avoid the mistake of Lagos and create a truly federal territory that everyone call call home after staying continuously for like fi ve years. Sadly, in solving a problem we created even more bigger problem.
God bless you .......but the way this so called indigenes were turning to whole things to Niger Delta part 2

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