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FamilyRe: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Albertone(m): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2022
omokab:
I don't know the problem with some of the men of nowadays . you are crying because of a woman . some even commit suicide because their wife cheat on them . foolish idea if I may say. Dont be too soft on a woman otherwise she will continue cheating on you . If you let a woman know that you cant check on her phone she will be too happy to see mumu and this will give her more opportunity to cheat . if you also let her know that you can't beat her then you have kill yourself with stupidity . An average woman of nowadays like a very hard/harsh man that is ready to take full control . shout and deal with her when necessary . The funniest part of it is that the one fucking her might not worth you in person . For denying you sex tells you that she is no more in love with you and you can go out to have good sex . If you want to send her out she won't agree because she know that the one fucking her can't marry her . Only a fool will marry a woman having sex with another man because he will think when he marry her she will also be doing the same thing in his home. I never beat my wife of 12 years in marriage until recently when I saw a message with another man telling her of love. I dont want to beat her initially but when she is talking too high on her voice make me to take control . in fact ,one of her teeth is shaking as am typing this message . since then come and see respect . if I call her one time for sex she will give me in double . if I call her one time she will answer two times . Now am a winner .
Bad man grin

The day you take that woman abroad (where women have power) is the day you'll start seeing pepper.
She'll later get back at you whether abroad or not.
FamilyRe: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Albertone(m): 10:05pm On Oct 09, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
You don't tell a man how to run his home. He should figure out what's wrong and that which lacking in his home then fix it...
If he could figure it, he won't be here seeking for help.
FamilyRe: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Albertone(m): 6:55pm On Oct 09, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
You're a man. Get up and take charge of your home
Yeah he knows he should do that.But how?
TravelRe: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Albertone(m): 6:05pm On Oct 09, 2022
pocohantas:
My comment was actually about what I like. So, I wouldn't understand why you are repeating after me. Bye!
You're the kind of person that will be rude to someone whilst smiling at them.
I'd have stopped replying you the moment you mentioned "seems comprehension isn't your strength".
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike & Women Wearing Penis Pants Attend Don Jazzy's Mother's Funeral by Albertone(m): 4:50pm On Oct 09, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


Bunch of disgrace

Like wtf is this undecided
Lekwa future.

TheFutureIsFemale.
CrimeRe: Nigerian National Arrested With 160gm Of Heroin In India by Albertone(m): 8:03am On Oct 06, 2022
Uyai256:
Please someone should help me, have been pleading for little assistance so I can eat but no help and I have ulcer now am very sick and I can't afford to buy drugs or even to eat. Am still pleading, please no matter how small please help me so I can buy some malarial medicine and if it is to eat please. May God replenish you in Jesus name amen
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Angel Oyom
Done something small now.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death In Malaysia After Confronting A Gang Member by Albertone(m): 9:24pm On Oct 05, 2022
onatisi:
i don't know why many feel and think that walking away is a sign of cowardice or foolishness, maybe that is part of our African mentality, that to show you are brave or smart, always challenge others.
now the woman he fought over will give birth and after 2 to 3 years of mourning she will remarry and another man will be slapping the same but this man died for.
LEARN HOW TO IGNORE, LEARN HOW TO WALK AWAY, LEARN HOW TO PRETEND AS IF YOU DO HEAR OR SEE, IT IS NOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE OR HEAR THAT YOU MUST RESPOND TO.
So I can slap your pregnant wife's ass and you'll ignore?

You'll lose your wife's respect forever.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by Albertone(m): 11:56pm On Oct 03, 2022
Reggaemich:
so u think, the guy the cultist beat to pulp, will just let it slide like that

That guy may find another way to exert his revenge on the guy, that called cultist for him.

Me, I no go forgive O
Yeah he initially wanted to involve some of his cult friends too but weighed his option and saw it doesn't pay.
They can retaliate but it will lead to killing each other.

Well, I don't know if he still has plans for them tho.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by Albertone(m): 11:52pm On Oct 03, 2022
Slynation:
what fuvkery is this... sad sad
Who is doing the fvckery?My friend, our other friend, the girlfriend, the cultists or you?
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Mom? by Albertone(m): 10:47am On Oct 03, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


Boy child curse to this world


Imagine 6 years with rape tendency already. . Isaid it before and ama say it again THOSE GENDERs got rape tendency(ies) in em. It is in their biology


Iblame the mother of the boy for not getting rid of that devil's spawn when it(he) was still in the womb



Take that boy drug him he'd die slowly and painless. . Trust me you would be doing the world so much good kos if you let him live he'd bring chaos and pains to your so cousin in the nearest future. This Iam sure of.. so please do the needful.. help him by ending it now before he goes around molesting underage ladies..


End him now please. . Those gender do not deserve to share this oxygen with we woman(human)
So says a drug addict that was co-birthed by a male child and wouldn't be able to give birth without a male child too.
RomanceRe: Dbull on this one!! It's My Birthday Guys(pics) by Albertone(m): 10:44am On Oct 03, 2022
Kokoy2022:
I am very sure this show off is from Amala and ewedu tribe because this is one of their numerous traits. Unnecessary attention to those who care less of their existence.
So says the tribe that develops countries with drugs for money.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by Albertone(m): 10:38am On Oct 03, 2022
My friend suspected another friend of ours to be having an affair with his girlfriend behind him.
He carried cultists to beat that friend of ours. He later discovered there was no affair going on and he apologized.

Moral: Get boys to beat the living life out of your friend. If you later discover he wasn't guilty, apologize to him.
RomanceRe: What Does This Girl Mean By This? [Pics] by Albertone(m): 10:50pm On Oct 02, 2022
She means you are a small boy and you don't know anything at all. Be it academic knowledge or otherwise.
She also means, you are too broke and that you have a small gbola.
Lastly she meant she has infected you with staphylococcus.
She then round it up with the fact that you're not even in the top 20 guys that she is dating.



"Continues to puff Mexican loud "
RomanceRe: Omo God Saved Me From Being Raped Today by Albertone(m): 10:40pm On Oct 02, 2022
If this is a guy, then feminine guys are the ones receiving gbola in the ass.
You shouldn't have got scared afterall, you're the one inserting.
RomanceRe: My Sincere Advice To The Under 20’s, Those Below 30 by Albertone(m): 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2022
I didn't bother reading it to the end when he included men in that pseudo-sensible write up.

My grandpa is 78, he still gets the attention of young young girls.
1.Have money
2.Be good in bed
3.Have money
If women don't run after you irrespective of your age, you're destined to be gay.
RomanceRe: I Want To Use This With Your Mom!! by Albertone(m): 6:32pm On Aug 11, 2022
Johndagr8t:
ya

Ya mom
At this stage,having a hotline for mental hospital is more important than having a hotline for police department.
CrimeRe: Rape Allegation: Moses Armstrong Granted Bail. Friends Celebrate (Photos) by Albertone(m): 5:56pm On Aug 11, 2022
dollynnn:
sad The police might have done a shoddy job. Rape case is not that easy

Meanwhile, He should take it easy with the cream. He is gradually turning "Orange" in complexion.

I still wonder why men bleach. At least, one can still accept the fact that women bleach their skins so that they can be attractive to men but men, nothing at all.
Men bleach for same reasons women bleach....to be attractive to the opposite sex, simple!
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Keloid Scars (pictures) by Albertone(m): 4:27pm On Aug 08, 2022
Ficient:
And if by chance I'm fresher and richer than you which the probability exists, na devil go shit for your head
Nah you can't be.
I haven't tasted suffering before.Someone who got called "butty pikin" while growing up.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Weight,mine Is 63kg(photos ) by Albertone(m): 4:24pm On Aug 08, 2022
Great0ne1:
You need to bulk up(not get fat). Is not good for a man to look weak
How can someone who already has fat bulk up?
"Has fat" doesn't mean the person is chubby.But how can those excess fat be replaced with muscles.
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Keloid Scars (pictures) by Albertone(m): 4:10pm On Aug 08, 2022
Cypress042:
Through Clash ofcourse, what again do they do for a living.
Mehn!!
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell This Older Lady I Am In Love With Her? by Albertone(m): 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2022
rickleye:
Easy ! From experiences.

Know what you want . Is it casual relationship or serious relationship.

- get to know her. -establish a relationship
- ask her out to a place ( nothing fancy) see what you both have in common.

- for me, I was living alone and didn’t have a vehicle , but this is where preparations meets expectation. - so prior to the date , my place was clean with drinks in the fridge, bedsheets changed. I had R Kelly , nice 90’s music on my
playlist ready.

We talked -I engaged her interest so much that we both didn’t want the night to end and so I invited her to my abode.
Told her, nothing would happen. She actually passed me her keys and asked that I drive to me place . Informed her what my intentions were - I really dig her and would like for both of us have a relationship.
She brought up the age and I laughed because I was prepared
- I quoted Aaliyah ( age ain’t nothing but a number .)
- who cares about age ( it’s all about maturity and confidence )
- men are scarce and wouldn’t she want a man with sensitivity, a man like me .. someone who could love you …. ( she laughed, hilariously $

She kept saying - this boy o , this boy …
I looked into her eyes and said I know I promised nothing would happen but I lied just like Michael Bolton said “ said I loved you but I lied” . Can I show you my feelings instead of talking.
Gbam !! I didn’t reach 3rd base but heavy petting that day. She asked that I come over to her place but I said not that day.
She called the next day and asked that I spend the weekend with her. Bro, I spent many weekends.

It didn’t turn into anything serious because
1. I wasn’t ready for commitment
2. She was succumbing to pressure and her clock was ticking.

Till today - when we talk you can hear the smile in her voice.
She was one of many. I prefer older ladies - they are matured , confident , sexy, classy , giving …
What was the age gap?
RomanceRe: An Underage Girl Bruised My Ego by Albertone(m): 3:44pm On Aug 08, 2022
Autobot05:
As I’m commenting rn there’s one like this one you described in my dm
I’m 4 years older than her but she wants to make it a norm to roll with me as if we are age mates
The skill I use in this your situation is ignoring them … most girls are like that and such girls are just looking for the “highest bidder “
Ignore am like 2wks to 1month … you go see as she go calm down call you or text “hi” in a very polite way
And if she doesn’t reply it’s a “no loss” for you bro

To avoid this kinda thing … just leave small girls alone



Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️
4 years?
You're mates bro!
RomanceRe: An Underage Girl Bruised My Ego by Albertone(m): 3:42pm On Aug 08, 2022
Sweetvie:
ahh... That one don spoil
Minimize ur interaction with her or even, y are you chatting/talking to her sef? If she greet u answer but don't play with her like b4.
You can't say he shouldn't chat/talk with her.That's pride.
He can only watch the kind of interaction he has with her.
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Keloid Scars (pictures) by Albertone(m): 3:35pm On Aug 08, 2022
Cypress042:
Are you sure you're not a cultist cool
A friend of mine suddenly has this on this arm.He claimed he got it when playing football.I know that's false.

How do cultists get it? Through bamming or through clashes?
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Keloid Scars (pictures) by Albertone(m): 3:33pm On Aug 08, 2022
Ficient:
If you are a guy it's ok. just add some tattoo around them. Man body no suppose too smooth
Nonsense.

If a man's body is smooth, what will happen?
You're just making excuses for your poverty ridden body.
RomanceRe: Nairaland In 2006(throwback). by Albertone(op): 2:21pm On Aug 08, 2022
Foodqueen:
Waoh!!! When the site was still showing newest member.
Nah!
It only showed members online and those who have birthdays.
RomanceRe: Nairaland In 2006(throwback). by Albertone(op): 2:19pm On Aug 08, 2022
Salmoneus:
I was a user then, was a kid though and no still not married lol, been on this site for almost 20 years damn.
If you were up to 14 years old then, kindly run to shiloh lol.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 2:16pm On Aug 08, 2022
StephanieJane1:
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Are you okay huh
FoodRe: I Love Big Carrots Like This! by Albertone(m): 12:32pm On Aug 08, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
What's puma please? Is that another name for the buccal cavity? If it is, then yes, I like it.
You sound very knowledgeable.
I'm from Idanre actually.
Can we be friends?
FoodRe: I Love Big Carrots Like This! by Albertone(m): 12:26pm On Aug 08, 2022
zexy2030:
I'm in owo for peace keeping, I'm I invited?
When did you turn to a soldier?
RomanceNairaland In 2006(throwback). by Albertone(op):
If you were around here during this period and you haven't married yet....run to shiloh! tongue

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