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Romance › Re: My New Crush Is Seun (CEO Of Nairaland)!!! by Albertone(m): 1:07pm On May 28, 2022
Na your papa be howdy grin
Choilila:
Ugly boy.
howdy?
Romance › Re: No Nairaland Male Has A Cuter DP Than Me by Albertone(m): 1:06pm On May 28, 2022
Stop feeling special.I'll keep on mentioning you because you came to find my trouble last month.I have to constantly remind you how ugly you are.... Don't mistakenly let me see your full pics if not, you're gonna cry cheesy
Choilila:
[s]shut up you did
..
If not why still giving me mentions, you said you have received compliments from others. If so this can't make you mad about me not giving a fuvk for your appearance.

Or won't be mad when I complimented the other NL nigga over you.



And in which I gave an opinion and you became more bitter because I didn't consider you.

The reason why you can't get out of my mention, and even promised to gave me 13 mentions. For why? because I never see anything alluring in you.



Ugly. [/s]
Romance › Re: My New Crush Is Seun (CEO Of Nairaland)!!! by Albertone(m): 1:02pm On May 28, 2022
I got you pained you had to involve my mom thinking ill be moved.E pain am grin grin
I respect your mom so I'll leave her out of this.But I'm sure she must be regretting giving birth to a deformity like you.
Choilila:
why won't they?

Since someone even fuvked your mom expired smelling vagina lik that of Formic conjoined with hydrofluoric acid and dumped his cum in her vagina, which later result to ugly Alber.tone battling with self rejection and depression because I don't find him attractive.
Romance › Re: My New Crush Is Seun (CEO Of Nairaland)!!! by Albertone(m): 12:59pm On May 28, 2022
Shush your ugly mouth.
Choilila:
OOH.
So our Black monkey boy is here too?
Romance › Re: My New Crush Is Seun (CEO Of Nairaland)!!! by Albertone(m): 12:51pm On May 28, 2022
Stop using words you know nothing about.Offshore is not used in this context.Bipolar olodo.
Choilila:
Lol monitoring you? How?
When I don't even know what you looked like, behave and how you interact offshore.
Romance › Re: My New Crush Is Seun (CEO Of Nairaland)!!! by Albertone(m): 12:48pm On May 28, 2022
Which dissing can you diss asides "ugly" and your new found word "bipolar"?
Choilila:
keep your diss aside [you can't diss like my other self ]

You are a man.
I said so because of how you display your noisy self and trying so hard to be noticed.


You were not like this before, it all started when you deactivated your other moniker.
Romance › Re: My New Crush Is Seun (CEO Of Nairaland)!!! by Albertone(m): 12:45pm On May 28, 2022
Werey lo poju ninu yin.
Romance › Re: No Nairaland Male Has A Cuter DP Than Me by Albertone(m): 12:40pm On May 28, 2022
I didn't post for validation.I posted it for you to see whom you have been erroneously calling ugly.Meanwhile,you were the one saying you were dying to see me.So you can stop using my moniker to masturbaté,I decided to finally let you see the fine bobo behind this moniker.

Me I want to remind myself how ugly you are.But it seems you're ashamed of yourself and you don't want the whole world to know God forgot to give you pulchritude.
Choilila:
Ugly, Ugly, ugly.
low self esteem made you to posted your photo for validation and still lowself esteem made you to be bitter because I didn't consider you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Narialanders I Need Your Advice About My Career by Albertone(m): 12:32pm On May 28, 2022
Dawn91:
This new trend of show off.threads is tiring..

It's either hey I got £1 million pounds what do I do with it? Advise needed.

Or my father left me 10 houses do I sell one ?

Or guys mature advise needed chevron need me and Exon mobil want me too who should I suck off?

Omo nonsense is always on front page most times
Not everyone lives in abject poverty like you.

Go and hustle.
Forum Games › Re: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by Albertone(m): 12:28pm On May 28, 2022
Imagine if they added "You are ugly (5marks)". That's the only thing that will make Choilila score up to 5.
Celebrities › Re: Headies Organizers Report Portable To Police Over Death Threat (Pix) by Albertone(m): 12:22pm On May 28, 2022
pretydiva:
Clap for yourself
Take to correction.
Celebrities › Re: Headies Organizers Report Portable To Police Over Death Threat (Pix) by Albertone(m): 12:21pm On May 28, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



what has Portable sing sung to deserve headies award?

I really don't blame him, I blamed those who give the tout the undeserving attention he got.
So our resident olosho no even sabi English.
Romance › Re: No Nairaland Male Has A Cuter DP Than Me by Albertone(m): 12:17pm On May 28, 2022
Choilila:
Ugly ,Black monkey boy suffering from bipolar .
Low self esteem making you not proud of your self.When you know you worwor grin

Because of you,curfew was imposed in your street at night.Why? Because your face must not be seen at night.You'll scare the shii out of people.
Romance › Re: Lady Swears On Her Mother's Life As A Proof Of Love (Video) by Albertone(m): 9:30am On May 28, 2022
IamDora:
Swear? This is gibberish. If swear were working, do u know how many of our politicians that would've died by now? undecided

So this is just utter rubbish to me.
Not just ordinary swearing.

Swearing with sand or water is something you mustn't joke with.
Romance › Re: No Nairaland Male Has A Cuter DP Than Me by Albertone(m): 9:08am On May 28, 2022
Choilila:
So last time this ugly bipolar monkey called Albertone was jealous because I compared him with a nlander [ I prefer his looks because of the features ] grin and this ugly Albertone said he's average like him, I only chose him because of the beard and light skinned[in what terms, monkey boy? ].



Nigga is only olive in complexion.
And I'm not a fan of beard, I just liked his sharp features.
You used to post your pictures all over NL.Ever since we jammed,you can never post it again.
The day you post your full picture is the day I'll shred you to pieces here grin

Pot calling kettle black grin grin grin
Romance › Re: No Nairaland Male Has A Cuter DP Than Me by Albertone(m): 8:35am On May 28, 2022
Choilila:
Ugly bipolar monkey.
You couldn't even Wait for me to land before you jumped in to reply.Have you been missing me already? cheesy
Romance › Re: No Nairaland Male Has A Cuter DP Than Me by Albertone(m): 8:33am On May 28, 2022
Choilila:
All are ugly especially that Alber-tone boy with bipolar looking like monkey.
Okay we all know you just learnt the word "bipolar".It shows you're trying to improve your English kudos.

However,it seems you know no other word besides "ugly".Try to switch it up and be creative at times.
Romance › Re: I’m Attracted To Older Ladies And I’m Sapiosexual by Albertone(m): 12:14am On May 28, 2022
Sweetplum:
You are trying to twist issues with someone wiser than you. It's either you are mentally unstable or just foolish. You just shamed yourself & your generations. Learn to troll with good cause.
Kindly walk away.
Replying to an intellectual post with insults is a sign of lack of intellectual capabilities.

Bye.
Romance › Re: I’m Attracted To Older Ladies And I’m Sapiosexual by Albertone(m): 12:12am On May 28, 2022
Cataboy:
Same here.. Im24 and I'm only attracted to ladies in their 30s....dem be like wine
Ever dated one?
Romance › Re: I’m Attracted To Older Ladies And I’m Sapiosexual by Albertone(m): 12:03am On May 28, 2022
Sweetplum:
You are the immature pathetic lier.
You didn't state the age difference.
Older women is expected to be at least 15 years or more older than your. In short someone old enough to birth you. You better go back n edit your lie post so that you can include age difference there.
Mumuman!
Go school,you say na boyfriend house you wan go.

Any body above your age with up to a year is an older person.Even above your age with months and considered older is debatable.

You're confusing 'older' with 'old'.
Romance › Re: The Girl I Am Trying To Woo. by Albertone(m): 6:05pm On May 27, 2022
Simp.
You're number 12 out of all her wooers.
Health › Re: Lagos Nurse Remanded For Conducting Surgery, Killing Patient by Albertone(m): 5:59pm On May 27, 2022
End time nurse like Choilila
Romance › Re: Photos: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With His Own Mother by Albertone(m): 5:59pm On May 27, 2022
Ferrytech:
jess once had a girlfriend (parent fucking rich) but her mum want me Bleep her .well i fell for it she paid me well but later regrated it because she distroyed my relationship with her daugther just to have me all
So what is the regret?

Money over Choilila bitches anytime any day and twice on a Friday.
Romance › Re: Photos: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With His Own Mother by Albertone(m): 5:57pm On May 27, 2022
Candidlady:
Very possible


Don't know who to throw insults at
Maybe the the mother or her son



God punish the son
So because the mother is a female like you,she doesn't deserve insult?

God punish whoever insults only the son.
Romance › Re: Photos: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With His Own Mother by Albertone(m): 5:54pm On May 27, 2022
Candidlady:
Very possible


Don't know who to throw insults at
Maybe the the mother or her son



God punish the son
How did you think the generation of Adam and Eve populated the earth??

Or you think Adam only slept with Eve to give birth to us all??
Romance › Re: Photos: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With His Own Mother by Albertone(m): 5:52pm On May 27, 2022
Choilila:
That ugly monkey boy with bipolar called Albertone told me that his family are into incest, so I'm not surprised.
If e sure for you, upload your full picture like I did.
Werey dey fear dragging grin
I remain your number 1 nightmare cheesy cheesy
Islam › Re: What Is The Ability To Marry In Islam? by Albertone(m): 2:32pm On May 27, 2022
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Family › Re: Nairalander And His Family Travelling To The UK For The First Time. by Albertone(m): 2:31pm On May 27, 2022
Choilila:
Goodluck, wish you a prosperous journey in your new destination.
People dey travel go UK,na Niger republic and Chad you dey travel go.
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Albertone(m): 2:29pm On May 27, 2022
Shank909:
Your question is irrelevant...Only a foolish wife that has nothing at stake would keep boyfriends just because her husband is keeping girlfriends.
So it means you're foolish and have nothing at stake also, that is why you're keeping girlfriends?

Sha don't take her abroad.She will humble you after collecting all your hard earned sweat.
It is in Nigeria you can have the privilege of cheating your wife.

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