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Jgoldie:
But who will I spend Val with na

I don’t want someone that will be throwing subtle ways to show me his cap abeg?

Something romantic,that’s all and we end it there

Cap?

You mean someone like a chief right?

All these attackers sef! They no get Val or wetin?

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mrkings84:
No bro... She is married to someone else

That's heartbreaking

Chinwe4real:
For Val, I gifted myself this pair of winter boots. I have been craving for some time. ���� though it is going to take a month before it arrives.



Chinwe, I love you with all my heart. Your growth this past year keeps baffling me. Enjoy the process.

Don't be selfish


"We" love you too

Onyekachi419:
Please guys use condom

Sex is inevitable

Many hate condoms!!!

mrkings84:
Mine happened ten years ago precisely, I was staying with my big bros, who never gave me chance to mingle with other young people. Then there was this pretty damsel in my neighborhood that I love and she too loved me, and she was staying with her elder sister.

She was in a similar situation like me as she was like in a prison. We couldn't just have time and opportunities to express our love for each other.

Though then I had a phone but she didn't so communication was not even there. We would just see once in a long while.

Story cut short...

Boom,
it was Valentine season that yr, I had managed to talk with her via her neighbor friend's phone. We agreed we were gonna see late in the night when everyone had gone to bed.

So by 12am I had to sneak out of our house, there building has an half fence, I climbed to the compound through the fence, bae was already outside waiting for me.
We just hugged, kissed sharp sharp, and I vamoosed. And that was all.

Men, Each time I remember that incident, I will just laff hard cos that crazy act did not even worth it cos if I had been caught climbing a fence by such an odd hour, that may have turned to something else.

Thank God shall I was not caught!

Share yours.....!

So, you are married to her now? :

Feels good to be here already!!!!

chii8:
Get a picture of the girl,get a needle, bring out your Johnson...
Sight the picture and then use the needle to pinch the Johnson...
Repeat this for seven times,brother,your deliverance is complete....

Las..las you'll dey alright.

And what advice will you give the Op if "he" was a female?

ForeThinker:
ORIGINAL DUREX condoms nko ?

Who has that picture of "What is this one saying?"

Offpoint:
His actions can be justify. the school were supposed to supplied him with enough white paints, but they embezzled the fund made for the paint.

When the poor guy ran out of white paint, he decided to improvise by using his natural given white paint, and in every work place... there is work hazard and accident do happened.

While the guy was painting with his natural given white paint, those 2 girls accidentally walked into the room he was painting and the white paint split on them.

Case close.

You must be his lawyer, right?

Filmewell:
Why can't people not do this stupid test on the people they claim to love. There is no one except Jesus of the Holy Bible that can withstand any test. People are not that bad is just sometimes good people do bad things. It does not condemn them to bad people.
Op swear since you met your girlfriend that you have not chyked any order girl even though you did not go through with hooking up.

This is no issue

Na dem


May God deliver us from dem!!!

monsieur55:
What Introverts Have Done to Avoid People
1. I pretended I didn’t speak English to avoid small talk.

I’m Filipina but I look like I’m from Korea or Japan. In order to save myself from a man’s attempt at small talk with me, I pretended not to understand his language (he spoke English and mistook me for a foreigner). I replied “no Engrish, no Engrish,” while shaking my head. Upon hearing that, he didn’t bother to continue.
–Dioselle
2. I hid behind my couch until the UPS guy left.
I knew I was an introvert when the UPS guy showed up to deliver a package and I literally ducked below the window so I could avoid the interaction and he’d just leave it at the door. The way I was acting, you’d think he was the SWAT team!
–Sharron

3. I called in sick to work on my birthday.
Once I called in sick to work on my birthday (even though I wasn’t sick) just to avoid coworkers saying “happy birthday” to me. It was enough to make my day much better.
–Ruben

4. I hid in my closet until my roommates left.
Once in college, I hid in my closet with the lights off waiting for my roommates to leave for the night. They tried to find me but I succeeded in evading them. Then I spent the rest of the evening journaling and listening to whatever music I wanted. It was amazing.
–Laura

5. I’ve blocked almost everyone on my phone.
My phone is set to not accept any calls or messages except for the eight contacts I’ve saved on my phone.
–Mehari

6. I got to campus four hours early every day to claim a quiet spot.
When I was an undergrad, I spent weeks methodically exploring each building on campus to locate areas with the least amount of foot traffic and a comfortable table and chair (preferably a single table and chair to avoid unwanted company). I would then take the earliest possible bus to campus each morning (6:50 a.m.) — even when my first class didn’t start until 11 a.m. — to claim my secluded study spot.
But after a while, other students started using my spots, and my grades were actually impacted! I spent hours, literally, walking from one spot to another all over campus, desperate to find a quiet place. I couldn’t concentrate with the amount of noise and activity that seemed to occupy every corner of campus. So instead of studying, I was looking for places to study — and then I would become so stressed that studying became impossible!
–Jennifer

7. I made a way-too-obvious sharp turn to avoid an acquaintance.
I was out for a walk over lunch at work when I saw someone I knew coming toward me the opposite way. I panicked and immediately turned down the next street to avoid crossing paths. My detour ended up taking a lot longer to get back to the office. And my sharp turn was so obvious that she definitely saw me.
–Jenna

8. I secretly called an Uber to escape.
This past weekend, I spent three hours in a bridal store with my sister, our mom, and grandma. I felt myself starting to have a panic attack, so I had to get out of there. I told them I needed to get some air, so I was going step outside. I stepped outside and got into the Uber I’d secretly ordered.
After a while, they started calling, but I didn’t answer. I was home for two and a half hours before I realized I DROVE them all to the fitting! My husband and I got my car the next day. Needless to say, I’m kicked out of the wedding!
–Angel

9. I made my boyfriend pretend to break up with me to avoid a wedding.
I made my boyfriend pretend to have split up with me for several weeks so I could avoid having to attend his brother’s wedding. It was a really difficult time, as he was understandably confused and hurt by my attitude, but he went along with it and visited when he could, until a decent interval after the wedding when we could “reconcile.”
I felt guilty but oh-so-very-relieved that I was spared what would have been for me the most incredible ordeal with his loud, exuberant, extroverted family and their friends. Somehow I made it through our own wedding the following year, but I was much happier when we were finally off on our honeymoon!
–Rosemary

10. I snuck cereal into my bedroom so I wouldn’t have to eat breakfast with my in-laws.
I’m a stay-at-home mom and my in-laws just came to visit for two whole weeks. My kids and husband were gone most days for school and work, so I didn’t know how I was going to survive — especially because they love to constantly small-talk. I felt like I was suffocating!
After a few days of panic and despair, I decided to just unapologetically do my own thing every day. On days when they weren’t out visiting places I recommended, I said “see you later” and headed to yoga, to volunteer, anything.
One day, they were sitting at home, and I went across the street and ate lunch by myself, then spent the day laying in the sun reading. It was glorious!
Several mornings, I even snuck a bowl of cereal into my bedroom so I didn’t have to sit at the kitchen table alone with them and make small talk. Hallelujah, they left on Saturday!
–Jenny

11. I fake phone calls.
At work, when walking between meetings or to get lunch, I pretend to be on a call on my cell phone, fully faking it, talking to no one, with pauses in all the right places and everything — just to avoid interacting with anyone on the way!
–Karen


12. I photoshopped pictures to cover my tracks.
Every time I have plans with someone, I’m excited, but when the day gets nearer, I start thinking of an alibi. But when it came to the baptism of my friend’s daughter, I couldn’t think of a good reason not to be there, because I’m one of the godfathers. I mean, I wanted to go to support my friend, but I knew it would be boring and there would be a lot of people, so it would drain me so much.
I love my friend and didn’t want to lie to her, but my anxiety started building up. I told my friend I had to make an emergency visit to my Tita (aunt), far away (a lie), and probably couldn’t make it even if I wanted to (which was true).
My friends didn’t buy it, so I sent them pictures of me in that faraway place with my aunt edited by Photoshop — good thing my editing skills are the best! They still didn’t buy it, but at least they gave up pestering me to come (they know me so well). Needless to say, they didn’t invite me to my friend’s wedding afterwards.
—Ken

source( Introvertdear)

Introvert, what’s the most extreme thing you’ve done to avoid people? Let me know in the comments.

Well... I don't think there is anything up there I haven't done before! Plus including...

1)Dressing up for a very good friend's wedding after several promises to be present (even declined being his Best Man), only to get to the venue at the park and the thought of mutual friends and the crowd around made me turn back home, laid in bed and sent him a SMS stating a 1001 reasons I couldn't show up for the wedding.

2)Was supposed to go for an interview only for a friend to come over very early in the morning o. Locked up myself in the room and told my sibling to tell him I wasn't around. Only for her to tell him I stepped out o. The guy was like he would wait and felt at home with my family o . I was in that room till 12 noon, when he decided to leave (switched off my phone too incase he tried calling). Brethren, my interview was for 10 a.m.

So many others, but I really wish I am not like this...but outgoing people, how do you even do it!

YungMillionaire:
I don't understand. Your girlfriend asked you if she could go out with her crush and you said yes? Did I read that correctly OR did you type it wrong?

As funny as it sounds, I think the Op made the right decision. He trust his girl so much. My ex once said such. Asked her what if I told her "No", she said she didn't say it to seek my opinion, but as a "point of information".

They are both still waxing stronger now!!!

rentAcock:
[b]Many lecturers became lecturers because they couldn't become doctors, engineers, pharmacists etc. [/b]They are not only unqualified to teach, they are also frustrated, hence the reason they fail students. We need a total overhaul of out educational system.

...and your frustration reached the level you forgot doctors, engineers, pharmacists, etc are being lectured by the same professionals! It's not a must to comment if you have nothing sensible to deliver.

Ginaz:
I like piercings. Nipples and nose piercings specifically. It doesn’t mean I’m a bad loose girl and I can categorically tell you I’m an introvert and I hate going out , I rather read a book.

O.p grow up would you? She’s an adult for God’s sake!! In as much you intended to marry her doesn’t give you the right to abuse her fundamental human rights.

You should be avoided at all cost. Your introvertive nature has made you develop a perverted mind. May you find your kind and not the innocent brothers out there!

hopefulLandlord:
Great movies you've got here. what's your best horror movie of 2019 so far

Most horror movies now are not as crazy as before. But "The Nun" and "It: Chapter 2" still tried for this year.

Kinda looking forward to[b] World War Z 2[/b] next year.

hopefulLandlord:
28 days later. that was the movie that made me know Cillian Murphy

wrong turn

This is the guy that knows what horror movies are!!!

Still wondering why you guys aren't talking about
The Grudge (1 & 2), Residentt Evil (2 especially). Or Silent Hills or The Hills have Eyes...

Ifeelsad:
I've had this recurrent skin issue for about three years now. I've used everything usable both creams and drugs but its not going. Its getting worst, its on my face, breast, neck, all over my back even on my stomach. I don't know what to do again I'm tired

Please has anyone had this kind of rash
I'll like this moved to the front page for more views because I'm getting frustrated and my husband is getting impatient

I use dettol or izal to bath and I bath twice a day sometimes 3 times depending on d weather so I won't say its uncleanliness

Get "Ketoconazole" cream ...use it judiciously on the affected parts morning and night! If you can, get its tablet with it, but but a must.

If you have used it before, then you really need a sensitivity test, most probably you have gotten to the level of AMR.

I wish you quick recovery in Jesus Name!

purples25:
I got a job last year at a private school. I was given the position of a receptionist. To be fair to this narration, i wasn't a very good receptionist because though I tried my best, what i studied had nothing to do with my job. I did my best to get the hang of the job, but i constantly forgot things i was supposed to remember, though i always did the basics.

I did my best to make up for my defects. Being a nursery and primary school i noticed they needed help with their artworks and since I am good at drawing, anytime there was no work on my table i did a lot of artwork for events or which the school needed for decor. They appreciated it so much and gave me a lot to do which unbelievably the parents were told their kids did it all.

I tried to have a good relationship with my boss and all. For her bday we did a large card and i was the one that crafted it in two days. I even told my boss about academic issues i had and how i planned to go back and fix everything next year.

You have a very good heart. Don't stop being good, which is who you are.

gbengaoyeladun:
My girlfriend told me that she is a virgin and ask her to open her leg......she is telling me the truth she is a virgin I saw it my myself thats last week 26yrs of age

Nawa oh! You dey assess virginity by sight? Brother, you be legend, Sir!



Won't be surprised when it's time to do the real do, she will tell you you disvirgined her by this "sighting" you did

Adekun33:
Am 19yrs old and I am 188cm i.e 6.2ft. I feel so awkward about my height. I feel that am no longer tall but long, for a very long time now i hated everything about my height to the extent I feel very sad and depressed every day.

As a result of that, I've lost confidence in myself and also my self-esteem is nothing to write home about.

This has made me an introvert and I don't socialize.

So pls tall dudes out there, I want to know how you deal with your self esteem and confidence and also how you approach comments about your heights cuz am gradually going insane!!!

If you are really serious about this, then it's time to hit the gym! In a month's time, you will be proud of your physique. I was once there too!

0ppa:
I don't do relationships. I do marriage.

How many marriages you don do now?

Lucyliz:
Please I am really scared and confused right now. I need serious advice.

It happened when I and my boyfriend broke up due to some misunderstandings, we were not engaged then.

We broke up and didn't contact each other for weeks. Then I traveled to Ogun state at my grandma's place for somethings. I met this guy and we got along well. We go on outings, had fun and eventually had sex. After that it dawned on me and I regret it. I ignored him for some days and later came to my grandma's place to look for me.

We talked and he told me he want us to start a relationship. I declined and told him I have no feelings for him.

After a week I left Ogun state and came back to Lagos.

Afterwards I got back together with my ex and now we are engaged. We haven't picked a wedding date yet but we planned it to be next year.

Fast forward to last Month, my fiance told me he needed to rent an apartment for one of his friends coming to lag to stay permanently.
He got the apartment and the guy came to lag..
I didn't get to meet him until after a week...
I was in a mall with my fiance and he called him telling him he need to go out since he was bored. He came to the mall and behold it was this same guy I met in Ogun State. I knew I was doomed .... I got really scared and nervous at the same time cuz my bf never mentioned or showed me his pics before...

He was only looking at me without saying anything except to my fiance... I was even scared of leaving their midst cuz I was scared he would tell my fiance....

Later that week he called me with a different line and told me it was him. I ended the call immediately on hearing his name....

I can't tell my fiance what happened btw us or he would never forgive me...

The guy has been calling but am not picking his calls am scared of what he might say...

I told my friend abt it and she asked me to have an agreement with the guy never to tell my fiance but am really scared about everything and confused....

But then I remember have seen his face on my fiance phone before but didn't pay attention cuz he was on lowcut there...

Have been acting funny around my fiance especially when the guy is there and he is starting to suspect something is going on...pls help me...

I can't lose my fiance and I don't want the wedding called off...

Pls kindly advice but I can't tell my fiance cuz he often tells me he can't have a taste of what his friends have tasted...

I can't stop thinking and crying...

Pls help me I beg u all

I'm just wondering...are you sure the sex only happened once or you just painted the story to reduce your mess up?

Anyways, this is my own humble submission! Either way, the truth will come out - sooner or in the nearest future. During this period, you may complicate your health condition by constant harbouring of the fear of the unknown.

But, your major worry shouldn't be about "when" your dirty secret shall be revealed. Your major headache now should be "HOW" it will surface.

So I will admonish you to clean up your mess by yourself. Your priority should be how to have peace in your heart rather than trying to cover up your shame. Tell your fiance EVERYTHING before picking the guy's call. Let him know your present dilemma and your sincere reason for not wanting to pick up his call. Let him break up with you if he is unreasonable enough, but by then, you would be able to walk with your head high up. Your bf (or ex bf depending on how it goes) will respect you and his friend also will be amazed at your courage.

I wish you the best in your relationship!!!

omochelsea004:
guy i really understand how you feel, but by now you should know that is her own way, you guys already have 3 kids meaning it's not today that your wife started the behavior, there is no booklet or manual for being happy in marriage bro, so i will advise u keep doing whatever you feel it is that is working for you guys, don't start complaining now, because it will do you no good, besides! you are blessed to have such wife that will still be initiating sex even when you guys are not in good terms, i won't deceive you, that type of woman is very hard to come by, my wife will never initiate sex even when we are in good terms not to talk of when we have misunderstanding with each other & is giving me headache

Don't use style to create your own thread jor... Open it officially, let's get the full gist!

Amen,thanks.

Hope you eventually got it? You should be done by now right?

wiseone28:
used to happen to me if i don't write to my satisfaction and time to stop is approaching

Oh!!! That's interesting...

dazzlingd:
There are no mysteries but ignorance, that's what separate the progressive nation from us the ever stagnant black nations....They think progressive...here in Africa, our mind has been conditioned to see any mystery as magic hence it kills the thinking function of the brain....Teach your children right, let them solve puzzles in their minds rather than submitting lazily to magic as the answer to all mysteries.... Then they will be geniuses...

My dear, there's no mystery in what u all saw, sorry to ruin your fun, ..it has nothing to do with the dead, it's no mystery but ignorance of the events that happened around you that night

I so much detest when people like you think they know it all, but yet, are so ignorant and unwilling to find out what's true.
If you think what he said was "unreal" - Google na your friend shey - why not check YouTube videos of CCTV cameras catching unexplainable/indiscernible events that have to do with ghosts/spirits (Most especially, in the kitchen).
You don't have to compare somebody's reality with your personal confusion/ignorance.